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On September 1, 2014, the weather was fine......

Today, I am going to study at the Imperial Capital University, to experience human life and learn human knowledge, this is my mission, my duty as the Jade Emperor...... The decaying heavenly court has reached the time when it must be changed, we must learn to make blood by ourselves, not lie on the body of others to suck blood, but to make blood by ourselves, we must have knowledge, knowledge is power, knowledge is wealth, knowledge is the greatest creation of human beings than immortals!

I arrived at the gate of the Imperial Capital University with great excitement, but ...... What I didn't expect was that in front of this temple of knowledge, what I actually saw was a superficial scene, a large group of brainless girls, who were surrounding a handsome man and became......

Cut, why don't women in the human world even understand the word reserved?

looked at the handsome guy in the crowd, he looked really handsome, but if a man is handsome like this, he will basically become a big rotten person, there must be a lot of girlfriends, sleep one and throw one another, and live a shameless life, I am different from those women who are so superficial that they only know how to look at their appearance, such a man, I can't look down on it at all-

On September 16, 2014, the weather was cloudy and ......

Today it was my turn to be in charge of cleaning the classrooms, and the students of the Human Studies took turns to take care of various tasks, which was a novel experience for me, because when I was at home, all the work was done by the maids...... I tried to sweep the floor and wipe the desk, it was very hard, but looking at the clean classroom, I felt very happy, it turned out. Labor itself is hard, but the fruits of labor are happy when they are harvested...... That's why humans keep creating, right?

Well, when I went to the pool to clean the mop, I was behind the school building and saw a beautiful girl confessing to a handsome guy. Isn't this the little white face of that big rotten man? Confess to such a man, tsk, poor girl, you will be toyed with until you are pregnant and then dumped......

Huh, what do I see?

The handsome man actually rejected the girl's confession and said goodbye with a polite smile...... Isn't he what I imagined, isn't he a big rotten guy who plays with girls......? I was wrong about him?——

When the fairy saw this, she thought to herself: This handsome guy is the man His Majesty the Jade Emperor likes? Wow, hurry up and look down. Maybe there will be a major gain, and you can report it to Sister Chang'e.

She was about to roll backwards when suddenly, an exclamation came from the bedroom door.

The fairy was startled, turned her head to look, and found that it was another maid who was in charge of bringing tea and water, and she was probably about to change the incense in the bedroom, when she saw a maid peeking at the diary of His Majesty the Jade Emperor.

"You, you...... You're a big rebel. You actually peeked at His Majesty's most precious diary?" exclaimed the maid, "Why are you so mad?"

The maid who was looking through the diary was so frightened that her soul was about to fly: "Sister...... Other...... Silence, please. Don't tell me. ”

"I ...... How could I not say it? If I shield you, I will be guilty of a felony. The maid stammered in fright, "I'm sorry for you, but I must report to Your Majesty." ”

"Don't!" the former maid was frightened: "I...... I give you all my jewelry. ”

"It's useless for me to take those, I really don't dare to shield you. ”

"So let's do it......" The maid was ruthless, and took out four of Townsen's date tickets from her arms. After thinking about it, he took back two more in his arms, only took out two of them, and handed them to the maid later: "I came to peek at the diary for this thing, since you saw it." I will give you half of it, right?"

"What is this?"

"This is a date ticket for the most handsome guy in the world! The woman who holds this thing can let him go on a date with you for a day without conditions. With two tickets, you can go on two dates. ”

"Nani......? This...... Such a precious treasure?" The later maid trembled all over, a huge temptation was in front of her, how could she resist it, she hesitated for a while, and finally reached out and took the date ticket: "Okay, then I'll be your accomplice......"

"So, let's read the diary together......" The two maids opened the diary together.

At this moment, there was another cold snort from the door of the bedroom, and the two maids turned their heads in shock, only to see the maid officer standing at the door, looking at them with a cold expression, and sneering: "Wow, peek at the diary of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, you are so bold." ”

The two maids were so frightened that their whole bodies trembled, this is the maid officer, who is in charge of all the maids, it is considered a big man, and he was discovered by a woman, and there is only one way to die, such a big man, I'm afraid it's useless to buy it, right?

The maid stretched out a hand and said to the two women: "How dare you not give me a good thing! There are four date tickets, right? Each of you will keep one and the other two will belong to me, and I can keep this matter a secret." ”

Two maids: "......"

"Where did you get this kind of good thing?" The maid got two coupons, and she was still a little unsatisfied, after all, she had only dated twice, it was not cool enough, but it was not enjoyable, in case it ended before anything happened to the handsome guy, how could she be willing? She snorted coldly: "In addition to these four, how many are there, and in whose hands?"

"In ...... In Sister Chang'e's hands, there are still six ......," the maid reported in a low voice.

"Very good, bring the diary, come with me, let's blackmail Chang'e!" The maid said with an unhappy face: "Hmph, Chang'e's little girl actually has six treasure coupons alone, it's too extravagant, no matter what, you have to knock a few more out of her hand." ”——

In the evening, the purple fairy draped the purple glow over the clouds, and the sky became brilliant and colorful.

Zhang Duxue dragged her tired body and drifted back to the Heavenly Palace. Today's class is a bit much, and she also did chemistry experiments and social internships, and she was so tired that she finally completed all her schoolwork and returned home.

Walking into the Golden Cloud Palace, Zhang Duxue immediately shouted loudly: "Come on, bring a basin of face washing water to the widow." ”

The palace was quiet, and no maid came out to greet it.

Zhang Duxue's brows furrowed, is there a mistake? Are the maids collectively lazy?

She walked unhappily to the back garden, and suddenly, she heard a commotion from the garden, as if the maids were gathering to tell a joke.

Occasionally, she wanted to hear what her men were really thinking, so she held her breath and quietly touched it, hiding behind a rockery and pricking up her ears to listen.

I only heard a maid say: "Haha, I'm so happy today, do you see the aggrieved expression on Chang'e's face?" Hahaha, out of ten dating tickets, we knocked out eight of them, and in the end she only kept two of them, crying and leaving, hahahaha." ”

"Don't laugh, there are only eight of us in total, and the maid officer alone took three of them, and there are still five left, but we have eight maids here, what should we do? ”

"yes, how is that good?"

"I think so, let's just go on a group date with him. A maid said, "Each ticket is a day for the eight of us to go on a date with him." That way, we can all date him five times!"

"It's not a solo date, is it?" said one of the maids, shaking her head.

"Yo, do you still want to go on a date alone?"

"That's it, let's go with the eight of us, monitor each other, and don't let us run away!"

"I don't think we need to spy on each other, let's go together, anyway, they are all good sisters, and it can be a good story for eight women to serve a husband. ”

“......”

The other seven maids sweated profusely together, and after thinking about it carefully, they seemed to think that this was okay.

These maids are fairies who have lived for hundreds or even thousands of years, and they are women who came from and grew up in feudal society, and they are completely acceptable to polygamy.

So, the eight maids came to a consensus: "Okay, let's use the date ticket together! ”

When Zhang Duxue heard this, she couldn't listen to it anymore, damn, what kind of weirdos are you fairies? She jumped out from behind the rockery and said angrily: "Shut up, do you want to be shameless? Are you so unreserved as a woman? What eight women serve one husband, it's ridiculous, don't you know that this is a new era? Monogamy is the right way, and everything else is the evil way!"

The maids were talking happily, and suddenly saw His Majesty the Jade Emperor jump out, all of them were frightened and turned white, God, these dating tickets were obtained by selling His Majesty's diary of the Jade Emperor, and now when they see His Majesty himself, they are so weak that they all take a few big steps back.

Zhang Duxue didn't know that these fairies were feeling guilty and afraid of her, so she stretched out her hand and said, "What kind of date coupon? Which man gave it to you? Take it to the widow to see, the widow wants to see which man has such good courage to dare to hook up with the widow's eight maids together......

"No, it's not that he hooked up with us, we just got his personal debt. The maids explained, and then obediently handed over the date ticket.

Zhang Duxue picked it up and looked at the words on it, and read it aloud: "Date ticket...... With this ticket, you can go on a date with Mr. (Towngsen) once, and Tong Su is not bullied. ”

"Huh?" After Zhang Duxue finished reading, her eyes locked on the word (Tang Sen), and she couldn't take it off anymore, she said in a trembling voice: "This...... This is Townsend's autograph...... This...... Is this a date ticket for Towngson?"

A maid nodded and said, "Yes, we saw this photo called Town, handsome ......"

Zhang Duxue's eyes flickered: "How did you get this thing? How many other sheets are in whose hands?" )