Chapter 1 Start a company

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Introduction: Good has a good end, evil has evil, life is rich and poor for a hundred years, but it is just a passing cloud, and the soul will eventually return to the underworld. Due to the sudden increase in the population of the human world, natural disasters, and malignant disease accidents are overwhelming, and the number of souls to be collected every day is innumerable.

The purpose of the company: to serve the underworld wholeheartedly, the king of Hades ordered the death of the three watches, and never delayed the five watches.

Company policy: 10 years of life, 100 years into the house, 1000 years of immortal class.

Company rules: once hired, never dismissed. (Resignation is not a no.)

Applicable people: students, white-collar workers, blue-collar workers, black-collar workers don't matter, as long as they have independent thoughts, regardless of rich or poor, old, weak, sick and disabled, they can sign up.

High school student Wu Chang came out of class, coincidentally led the way for a big sister, and accidentally entered the venue where the opening ceremony was being held, and got a great opportunity, and then was worried about the black and white impermanence that could not recruit people, and suddenly remembered that this really extraordinary young man, so that he tried all means to finally let Wu Chang press his finger mold, since then Wu Chang's life road, he has embarked on a different track, what kind of situation will greet him? and wait and see!

"This story is pure fiction, if there are similarities, it must be a coincidence!"

"The following text"

Chapter 1: I started a company

The seventh and eighth masters have been a little annoyed recently, and now the work tasks are too heavy, and they don't have time to go home to accompany their wives and children...... There are all kinds of right and wrong, these confused ghosts have to be carefully screened by the two of them, and then there are birth, old age, sickness and death, the two of them are tired of running every day, and they can't help but envy the other Yin envoys, look at the people's bulls and horses, lead the clansmen, and pull the soul away, which is like they spend both physical and mental power!

The seventh and eighth masters couldn't help but look up to the sky and shout, we want to have a holiday!

"Seventh brother, we have to think of a way, otherwise we will be exhausted to death sooner or later!" Black Impermanence Fan Wuxu panted and threw a ghost who did all kinds of evil in his life, and dared to disobey and flee after death, into the underworld, muttering and complaining.

The seventh master put away the soul conjuring stick with a smile, wiped his hand on his face, and instantly turned into a tall and thin jade-faced boy, who was delicate and psychic, out of the dust, and the eighth master who saw it was stunned, and pouted: "The seventh brother is graceful, but he is ashamed of the little brother!"

"The eighth brother said that, but it will be divided, you and I have been righteous since childhood, and we are like brothers and sisters, why bother with a pair of stinky skins!" the seventh master replied with a smile, but he still admired himself a little complacently.

The eighth master glanced at the seventh master, his body moved slightly, and he also removed his outfit, but he was still dressed in black, with a short figure, his appearance was not good, and he was as black as a carbon head: "Why don't we change the two of us?"

The seventh master twitched the corner of his mouth, smiled awkwardly and said, "It's just a stinky skin, hey~~ I thought of a good idea, let's sum it up!"

"Change the topic again, I found a newly opened bar a few days ago, let's go have two drinks first!" The eighth master rolled his eyes and paused, and fell into the world, full of traffic, bright lights, and prosperity.

Black Impermanence followed the rhythm that resounded in the streets and alleys, dancing hands and feet, humming songs that were not in tune at all, Bai Wuchang was really unaccustomed to listening to it, and said with a smile: "The human world has only existed for tens of thousands of years, and I don't want to be prosperous so far, but we are ghosts and gods for two terms, but we are resting on our laurels!"

"Brother Seven's words are not right, no matter how prosperous the human world is, in the end, it is like ants, let's turn our hands, we can turn them into ashes, ghosts and gods for two terms, what we want is to be calm as water, if we are like them, how can we still have the energy to cultivate?"

Bai Wuchang rolled his eyes and said, "Then why do you always want to run to the human world?"

"Eh, that seventh brother, didn't you say you had an idea just now? Hurry up and talk about it, now it's decompressing everywhere, last time I heard from my friends in Nantianmen, they are all the last day off now!"

"I've been deceived by your black face on weekdays, I thought...... Hey~~~ Look at that, and that, everywhere this company and that company, in fact, are just empty shells, how about we also open a company? Many people in the human world have been opened by chance, and with three points of heavenly eyes, we can pull these people over and do things for us!"

Hei Wuchang's eyes lit up when he heard this, and then he calmed down: "Let's not talk about whether they can accept us or not, let's just say how the Ten Palaces Yama will explain, and the Emperor Xudu, when I see his face darker than me, I will panic!"

"Ten Palaces Yamana, you go and find a way, whether to invite wine or set up a banquet as you like, I'll do it over to the Emperor Xudu, my mother-in-law and her mother-in-law are small, and the relationship has been good since childhood, he is notoriously afraid of his wife, this little thing should be no problem!" Bai Wuchang Thief smiled, suddenly stunned for a moment, patted his head and said in annoyance: "Ah, eighth brother, this brother won't accompany you first, today is your sister-in-law's birthday, I almost forgot, so I'll go first! Let's discuss it later!"

Looking at the back of Bai Wuchang leaving, Hei Wuchang sighed deeply, and muttered resentfully: "Aren't you too, it's just a birthday~~~ Hey, in the end, you have a family and a mouth, God, you have pity on me, reward me with a wife!"

"Oh, big brother, are you alone?" The sudden voice startled Hei Wuchang, turned around and saw that it was a scantily clad woman, full of heavy makeup, and a bewitching and sexy woman, twisting her plump buttocks and rushing towards him.

The woman was still shouting behind her, "Big brother, what are you running?

Hei Wuchang shuddered all over, bowed to the sky and said: "Thank you, everyone, take it back quickly, I can't bear it anymore! Oh, Maga, I haven't had time to drink yet! Start a company immediately, you must, you have to open it! Impermanence--Spiritualist Stick!" Black Impermanence covered his face, jumped into the void with one foot, transformed into the appearance of Black Impermanence, and flew towards the place where the soul fluctuated.

In the early morning of the next day, the angry Emperor Xudu tore off a page of the book of life and death, recited a spell, and the page turned into a booklet, which was thrown into Bai Wuchang's arms very unwillingly, and warned: "I don't care what you want to do, but if you disturb the order of the underworld, even if the Jade Emperor comes to intercede, the deity will not spare you!"

"Hehe, that's okay, it's a big deal, I'll let my mother-in-law go to her again!" Bai Wuchang received the booklet into his arms, this is considered a permit, and the employee signs his name and presses his fingerprint, even if he is a Yin Si official suspended from the prefecture!

Emperor Xudu rubbed his ears and roared viciously: "Go to her again to talk about the business of the underworld, I am not done with you, and let those humble humans take care of their mouths, otherwise the deity is not afraid to open another nineteen-layer purgatory!"

Bai Wuchang still had a grinning face, patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, I do things, have I ever made a mistake once in so many years?"

Emperor Xudu squinted at Bai Wuchang, snorted and said, "You smiling tiger, get out of here, I don't want to see you like that!"

"Let's go, my brother is still waiting for my good news!" Bai Wuchang waved his hand, and was about to leave, not wanting to be Emperor Xudu suddenly stopped him again: "Also, tell your brother, leave me some next time you drink, get drunk that stupid, Lao Tzu will not give him a approval!"

"That stupid" Bai Wuchang scolded, turned around and said to Emperor Xudu: "Next time, I'll let him send you directly to your house!"

"You stupid, you don't know...... Okay, get out!" Looking at Bai Wuchang's playful expression, Emperor Xudu was angry: "You little white face, if you dare to bring a black bun on your head, I will break your legs!"

Black impermanence once had a soft heart, a little wrong in handling things, the Emperor Xudu degraded him to the mortal world, and became a mortal, it was the iron-faced selfless, two-sleeved Bao Zheng, who had no parents since he was a child, and had to behead the only son of the sister-in-law who raised him when he grew up, which was the punishment of his life, but it was Bao Zheng who moved the heavens and the earth, and when he was reincarnated again, he was exempted from the suffering of Meng Po Tang, and he was the most afraid of the Emperor Xudu when he was reincarnated.

Bai Wuchang shrugged indifferently and said: "When the eighth sees you, it's like seeing a ghost, so he won't go to you, okay, I'll go first!"

"Isn't he a ghost himself!" Yu Du sat on the throne, looked outside the hall and muttered, looking at the faint light in many places in the book of life and death, he couldn't help but hold his head and cry with a sad face: "How can there be so many people? One by one, just thinking about being lazy! Well, this is King Qin Guang's, this is the Wheel King, this is the ......."

Hei Wuchang held the booklet made of the book of life and death, and his smiling eyes narrowed together: "Brother Seventh still has a way, it's only been done in one night, by the way, what name should we give it, the Ten Palaces Yama is called the Judge's Book, what is our name?"

Bai Wuchang rolled his eyes, and took back the booklet a little speechlessly: "Let's not talk about a page, what is written on it is our staff, how can it be called the Soul Catching Book, we recruit all the little officials who take the soul and ask for souls, the human world is called impermanence, and now they are all apprentices, so call it the apprenticeship impermanence booklet, what do you think?"

"It's not good, it's vulgar!" replied with a pouting urn.

Bai Wuchang was angry, patted the pamphlet and said, "Then it's called the uncommon study booklet!"

"Forget it, let's call it the apprentice impermanence booklet!" Black impermanence shrunk his neck, and some of the eyes of Bai impermanence were taken, isn't it an hour older than himself, when he died, he died an hour earlier than you! Of course, these Fan Wuxuan only muttered in his heart, and didn't dare to say it.

"Okay, then our company will be established......

Hei Wuchang grabbed Bai Wuchang and muttered: "Seventh brother, we only talked about this booklet just now, and we haven't said what our company is called!"

"It's not easy!" Bai Wuchang glanced at Hei Wuchang and said, "It's called Impermanence Training Co., Ltd." ”

Fan Wusu Hei Wuchang patted his head, and knew that he would only take these names that were not of the same level, just like the family that would only give people bad ideas and harm them at the beginning, the widow who relieved himself did not harass him less, of course, he would not say these things in vain, after so many years of brotherhood, Hei Wuchang only hopes to watch this brother who is only one hour older than himself live happily: "I also want to start a family, how good it would be to have someone to care!!"

"Why are you stunned, who do you want to invite? Ten halls of Yamana, how much you drank and spent yesterday, no matter how much you want, please come; the patriarch of the bull head and horse face, please; Emperor Xudu and his wife, please; Taishang Laojun, too platinum star, please; Li Jing, Nezha, please, eight immortals ......"

"Hey, I won't say anything else, He Xiangu must be invited!"

"Zhong, all please, as well as the Hundred Flowers Fairy, Chang'e, and the Seven Fairies, all called, the Jade Emperor, are you still called?" Bai Wuchang stopped the pen in his hand, looked at Hei Wuchang and asked.

Hei Wuchang scratched the back of his head, and said uncertainly: "Why don't you please, or how ugly it will be to leave him alone!"

"That's it, please!" Bai Wuchang waved his pen and ink and wrote the name of the Jade Emperor on the paper......

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