"Oh my God...... It's all floating clouds!" Wu Chang threw away the wicker in his hand, spit out the willow leaves in his mouth, paused, kicked away the pebbles at his feet, and hummed boringly, since he was admitted to this key middle school, he has never been happy, he was tired and tired, and he had to be admitted to the key point of pride, and he had long been wiped out by the tense and weird atmosphere every day.

Every time he comments on the test papers, Wu Chang will skip class, including the class teacher's class, after a long time, the teachers will not bother to care about him, and the teachers have no choice.

Wu Chang, who was bored, hummed a song that he didn't know where he heard it, and naturally it was not in tune, but he still felt very good, and since he was in high school, he liked this kind of song with a touch of sorrow.

"How can there be so many sorrows at such a young age? Aren't human beings having the saying 'teenagers don't know what sorrows are like'? Looking at you, it doesn't look like it at all!" Wu Chang was stunned for a moment, turned his head and saw a big sister smiling at him, Wu Chang's face turned red, but the big sister was too beautiful, and it felt like a blasphemy against her to look at it more.

Wu Chang nervously pinched his fingers and replied: "I disturbed the purity of my sister's ears, and my brother is here to make amends." ”

Hearing Wu Chang call her sister, the woman was obviously stunned for a moment, and then asked with a chuckle, "Can you tell my sister what's going on?"

Wu Chang was a little embarrassed, lowered his head and shook his head and said, "It's just some trivial matters, how dare you dirty my sister's ears." ”

The young woman stroked Wu Chang's hair, making him almost feel suffocated, holding his breath and not daring to breathe, the woman said gently: "Then how about we exchange? You take me to a place, I'll listen to your troubles, how about it?" As if knowing that Wu Chang would not refuse, he turned over and took out a photo and asked, "Do you know this church?"

Wu Chang looked at the photo in the woman's hand, which was the Catholic church not far from the middle school, and nodded back: "You know, I have to run over every night to mess with the priest inside! I'll take you there!"

"Oh, is it?" The woman covered her red lips and chuckled, as if a spring breeze was gently blowing Wu Chang, Shu Tai all over her body, looking at the woman smiling, Wu Chang felt comfortable from the heart, the woman laughed for a while, and while following Wu Chang, she asked softly: "Since the Eastern Earth Immortal Dao withered, the Western Sect has taken advantage of the situation, although it is a foreign thing, but no one deliberately looks for trouble, what are you doing here?"

"It's nothing, it's just that no one speaks, let's vent to them, don't those gods say that they will listen to the confessions of the world!" Wu Chang scratched his head a little embarrassed, his temperament was a little withdrawn, he didn't have many friends on weekdays, and there was no one who could speak, but he just felt that he had endless words to say to the sister in front of him.

The woman smiled and asked, "You say they are listening to confessions, but why do they say they are going to talk about it?"

"I study very hard every day, but I can't do well in every exam, and I will do everything after the exam, now whether it is a parent or a teacher, which one is not looking at the score written on the paper, the Lord said, I can't waste my time, so am I wasting my time in school?"

"That's why you're troubled, isn't it? Actually, if you only have something to gain every day, it's not a waste, I remember, you humans, there is a saying 'When he looks back, he will not regret that he wasted his time, nor will he be ashamed of doing nothing', am I right?"

This is what Paul said in the famous Soviet writer "How Steel is Made", but I am only 16, and looking back, except for what I don't know, it seems that I have been studying, and no matter how good my grades are, what is the use? I don't even know how the computer is turned on. ”

"Computer? What kind of brain is that? Sister has heard of human brains, pig brains, and dog brains, but I have never heard of computers!" The beautiful sister looked at Wu Chang beside her with a puzzled expression, and saw that the corners of Wu Chang's mouth kept twitching.

Wu Chang looked at this big sister suspiciously, looking at the age of about twenty, she didn't even know what a computer was, which seemed a little disconnected: "That, the computer is not a brain, hey, if you have the opportunity, I will take you to see and see, there are several Internet cafes around here!"

"Wang Ba, Wang Bali has a computer, I have lived for hundreds of millions of years, and this is the first time I have heard this!" The beautiful sister blinked her long eyelashes and crooked her delicate little head and muttered, but Wu Chang was speechless, the thousand-year-old Wang Ba, the thousand-year-old turtle, you have lived for 10,000 years, aren't you looking for scolding?

Deliberately, it must be deliberate, but Wu Chang didn't want to say anything, the church was very close, it was about five minutes away, Wu Chang pointed to the newly renovated church and said: "Sister, you see, that is! This church is some years old, it is said that it was built at the end of the Qing Dynasty, and it is only renovated!"

"Oh, it's really good-looking, how about little brother, my friend opened a company behind the church, are you interested in going in and having a glass of water and wine?" Wu Chang didn't expect this beautiful sister to invite him, and after thinking about it, he didn't have anything to do, so he nodded, behind the church is the red light district, and I don't know what company to open.

Wu Chang followed behind the beautiful sister, and saw that she was graceful, with elegant black silk, and dusty, so he couldn't help but ask: "I don't know if my sister can tell Fang's name?"

The woman smiled lightly and said: "My name was Tang Boudoir when I was in the vulgar family, but no one called me for many years, and when I got the Tao, I used the power of a hundred flowers, so I called myself the Hundred Flowers Fairy, if you like it, call me Sister Hundred Flowers! Oh, after talking for so long, I still don't know what the little brother's name is?"

"My name is Wu Chang, Wu Gang's Wu, Shu Chang's Chang, is in ...... Oh, that middle school, known as the provincial key, hehe, no matter what my sister said is true or not, it is my sister's immortal spirit, and she deserves the title of Hundred Flowers Fairy!" Wu Gang felt that the Hundred Flowers Fairy was tricking him, but he didn't care, when Pingshui met, a Fangling girl, how could it be so easy to tell the name to strangers, Tang Jichen, or the Hundred Flowers Fairy, Wu Chang regarded her as perfunctory.

The Hundred Flowers Fairy didn't explain, led Wu Chang into the church, and under Wu Chang's big eyes like cowbells, he took him through the cross statue of Jesus, and arrived at a spacious hall, the store was very lively, they just stood still, a five-short figure, dark appearance, and a lewd man stabbed up wrongly, rubbed his hands and said excitedly: "The Hundred Flowers Fairy is here, Fan Wusu is polite!"

The Hundred Flowers Fairy nodded slightly, and asked with a chuckle: "What about the sister-in-law of the Xie family?"

"Sister-in-law, they're on the second floor, I'll take you over! It's a lively day, Sister Lishan, Queen Mother and her seven daughters, Sister He, and Sister Iron Fan are here, and even Guanyin has come to join in the fun, Hundred Flowers Girl, you have to have fun today, this gadget in the world is much more interesting than ours in the sky. Black Impermanence chattered endlessly, but the Hundred Flowers Fairy only had a formulaic smile on his face and ignored it.

Wu Chang on the side was stunned, who are these people? Nezha, Tota Heavenly King, and Lei Gongdian Mother have many similarities with the images on TV, is this a masquerade ball?

"Silly boy, don't be stunned, go up with your sister!" "Hundred Flowers Fairy said, a burst of mist rose from the soles of her feet, and she was about to take off into the air, but she didn't want Hei Wuchang to grab Wu Chang's shoulders, smiled and took it to the side, and said: "Hundred Flowers Girl will go up for the time being, and now a Nuwa Niangniang has also arrived, rashly bring the living person in, I'm afraid that her old man will be unhappy!"

Wu Chang was also a rough nerve, smiled at the Hundred Flowers Fairy and said, "Sister, let's go meet old friends first, have this big black brother accompany me to familiarize myself with your environment, to be honest, I'm really not used to it!"

"It's okay" The Hundred Flowers Fairy nodded, without comment, turned her head to Hei Wuchang and said, "Mr. Fan, my younger brother is in a lot of trouble!"

Nima, the weakness of the Viagian Divine Horse exploded, watching the Hundred Flowers Fairy fly, Wu Chang couldn't help but be surprised in his heart, and looked at the back of the Hundred Flowers Fairy obsessively, and whispered: "If you can get a hundred flowers as a companion, what is the regret of reducing the ten thousand years of Taoism!"

"Hmm, what did Big Brother Black say?" Wu Chang was also familiar, and he shouted with a smile. Hei Wuchang then remembered that the guy next to him seemed to have a good relationship with the Hundred Flowers Fairy, so he asked with a flattering face: "Oh, little brother, this is the first time to arrive, come, my brother will introduce you to a few friends, oh, I haven't asked for advice yet, where is the little brother suspended? With my golden immortal situation, I can't see through your strength, can you tell me about it!"

"Ahh

Hei Wuchang laughed: "Brother is really joking, Lao Hei doesn't dare to say that all the immortals and Dao masters in the Three Realms know each other, but he really hasn't heard of this Five Elements Middle School...... But which immortal family's law field is it?"

"This ...... Wuxing Middle School, school, it should be under Wenqu Xing's account!" Wu Chang replied with a smile, I am a mortal, how can I compare with you gods and ghosts.

"Hey, Wenhua (Wenqu Xing), this way!" Wu Chang turned his head to look, but saw a dignified-looking, more than eight feet tall gentleman, Wu Chang subconsciously appeared in his mind several ancient Wenqu star reincarnation figures, of course, the most famous is afraid of Xu Shilin, the son of Xu Xian and the White Lady.

"Brother Wenhua, this brother said that he is your disciple, and I am familiar with the disciples under you, Wen Tianxiang, Fan Zhongyan and others are still I and Seventh Brother to ignite, but I have never seen this ......"

The polite middle-aged man rolled his eyes, but his tone was not at all subtle: "I said Lao Hei, don't make a mess when you see the fairy girl, okay? This kid is just a mortal, who is my disciple, oh, but he is also a talent at the moment, even if he is my disciple, but it is not!"

The corners of Wu Chang's mouth twitched, where is this? Today is considered to be insightful, but the black impermanence is an afterthought, and he suddenly realized: "I said, I can't see through his heels, and I can't touch his cultivation, and I thought he was much better than me, but it turned out that there was nothing, hey, that kid, how did you know my Baihua girl?"

"He's my younger brother, how do you know me?" Wu Chang was worried and didn't know how to answer, a cold voice sounded behind the black impermanence, but it was the Hundred Flowers Fairy who had just come down.

"Ouch, Hundred Flowers Girl, why did you just go up and come down? I was just going to take my little brother around!" This black impermanence was a muddy person before his death, and he repented after his death, and the so-called prodigal son did not change his money, but in the end, his temperament was too lively, and he was not a little honest, so in these three realms, there was really no fairy girl who had a good impression of him. But he is not discouraged, he is happy all day long, but no one holds a grudge.

Wu Chang naturally felt that this black impermanence had no malicious intent, so he also said: "Why did my sister come down so quickly, and it is not bad for friends to meet and talk more!"

"It's extreme, it's extreme, my sister-in-law is talking about you with a broken day!"

"Nuwa Niangniang wants to see you!" Wu Chang gave Hei Wuchang a lost look, and followed the Hundred Flowers Fairy up to the second floor, and he didn't feel any discomfort when he landed, but it was a pity that he didn't feel it well, and I am afraid that there will be no such opportunity in the future.

"Huh, Baihua is right, but he has my blood on him!" Wu Chang hadn't woken up yet, he felt that there were a pair of hot eyes around him, and when he looked at it, a large circle was full of beauties, as if the beauties were worthless all of a sudden, they all gathered here, and the one who spoke was dressed in a bright yellow palace dress, wearing a phoenix hairpin, and his delicate face was covered with a faint layer of mist, which he couldn't see clearly.

"But it's extremely light, if you don't see it with your own eyes, you won't be able to feel it!" Nani Nani, this is all about gods and horses? Looking at the temptation on Wu Chang's face, Nuwa Niangniang actually chuckled: "In the past, I used the skill of creating people to break through the ban and win the realm of saints, but among the thousands of people, only two of them were created by my blood, and the rest of them were created by the two qi of heaven and earth, yin and yang. These two people shoulder the responsibility of guarding the human race, but the vicissitudes of life, they never thought that the human race evolved so fast, they didn't need to protect the existence of the human race, and the bloodline became weaker and weaker. ”

Wu Chang rubbed his eyes vigorously, still in disbelief, and asked dumbfounded: "Is there really such a thing as ghosts and gods in this world?" This is not to blame Wu Chang, Wu Chang's family has a statue of Nuwa, which has been passed down from generation to generation and guarded from generation to generation.

"Are you Nuwa Niangniang, the Holy Mother of the Human Race?" Wu Chang asked with some hindsight: "My mother, are all emotional myths true?"

"You kid, I just talked about my feelings for a long time, and you haven't heard anything at all, have you? Although human beings were created by me, they are **mortal fetus after all, how can they have so much wisdom to make up those stories!" Nuwa Niangniang was as majestic as a queen, and this smile suddenly made the world full of spring.

Wu Chang glanced at Nuwa Niangniang carefully, and said with some uncertainty: "But Nuwa Our Lady Niangniang, shouldn't it be a human body snake tail?" After saying that, Wu Chang regretted it, reading those flood novels all day long, he naturally knew that the human body and the snake tail was the body of Nuwa Niangniang, and now this kind of dignity is the legendary Taoist body.

"This is my transfiguration of the Dao body, but it can be big or small, follow the customs, isn't this what you often say?" Nuwa Niangniang is in the Vortex Palace all the year round, and the masters around her are afraid of her, Wu Chang talked to her at this time, but it made her very happy in her heart, and she didn't mind explaining a few more words.

"Everything in this world has cause and effect, I came down from Kunlun Mountain, there have been no difficulties along the way, but I got lost in this corner of the place, and it happened that you skipped school again, what do you say? Don't say anything about coincidence, the so-called no coincidence is not a book, it is just a trick used by those people above to tease you human beings! The general trend does not change, there are small changes, this is the trend of the avenue, the sky is constant, brother, what else do you want to say?" The Hundred Flowers Fairy looked at Wu Chang with a smile, as if she admired his changing face.

Wu Chang felt that his tongue was a little circled, and he didn't know what to say, so he replied: "Anyway, I don't understand this, but sister, what are you bringing me here for?" I'm just an ordinary mortal, not Superman, Spider-Man, don't tell me that the responsibility of saving the world will fall on my shoulders, you see, five catties of rice on this shoulder can be broken!"

"Okay boy!" Hundred Flowers Fairy scolded with a smile: "Don't know what to do, meeting us today is a blessing that your kid has cultivated for several lifetimes, I just said, heaven is constant, everything is destined, I originally thought you could see it, but I didn't want Nuwa Niangniang to come here, today you are blessed!"