Chapter 230: This is chosen
"I guess... I guess..."Wei Jia cautiously stretched out four fingers and said, "You have five steamed buns!"
Everyone was gorgeously petrified on the spot.
The scarface had been climbing towards the chair and fell to the ground again.
On the side of the Weilin Battalion and the Strange Camp Camp, the captains and battalion commanders of Lin You and Wei Jia each had the idea of apologizing in front of the marshal on the spot at this time.
The handsome woman finally couldn't help it, her voice was a little strange, and she said to Scarface: "Let them disperse, two living treasures, I don't know what to say!"
But the man who was called Master Wu before spoke: "Ling Shuai is not in a hurry, don't you think these two people are a little strange?
When the handsome woman heard this, she said, "Since Master Wu wants to see it, let them continue!"
Scarface got up and sat back in his chair, shaking his head very weakly, looking helplessly at the field.
Lin You turned around, and he also made a square gesture like Wei Jia before, and said in a straight and round voice: "The dialogue just now is the same as what our brothers said before, it is still cross talk. As he spoke, he pointed at Wei Jia and said, "It's just that the part where the fat man started before was too unsuccessful, so I found a popular paragraph and came again." ”
looked at the stands on and off the field, Lin You said: "Presumably, this performance with some action and language contrast has given everyone a certain understanding of this so-called cross talk." The so-called striking while the iron is hot, I will now briefly explain to you what is called cross talk. ”
"Cross talk is a language art, pay attention to speaking, learning and singing!" Lin You looked at a group of stunned humans: "The so-called speaking, it is very clear, everyone can see from the meaning of the words, it is just talking." But just this one word is very knowledgeable......"
There was a boo in the audience, and everyone shouted in a mess: "Don't be ashamed, let's get off the stage earlier!"
"Open open fight!"
"What a thing, it's really a shame for the Ling family!"
"My day!" Wei Jia interrupted Lin You's words when he saw this, and shouted in his mouth: "Kid Hugh has to delay time, it's time to rest, continue to play!"
As he spoke, he whispered, "At the request of the audience." Youyou, you can admit it. You don't have a chance with this guard, so you're welcome!" he rushed up with a fist at Lin You.
"Damn!" Lin You shouted, with nowhere to hide, he bent down and slipped under Wei Jia's arm.
Although he didn't use the true element this time, he faintly had the appearance of flowing clouds.
Everyone only felt that their eyes flashed, and Lin You's figure came behind Wei Jia.
And Wei Jia's fist couldn't hold on, and hit the stake behind Lin You hard.
"Click!", the stake as thick as a strong man's thigh, sawdust flew sideways, and it broke into two on the spot.
Several people on the stage stood up at the same time.
The audience suddenly fell silent.
Wei Jia saw that he was in the air, and turned his head angrily to look at Lin You behind him: "Boy, you are cheating!"
Lin You looked dumbfounded: "No, I will only be handsome, not bad." ”
"Fart!" Wei Jia shouted: "It's okay to say Wen Dou, one person and one punch, it's time for me to fight, how did you dodge?"
Lin You looked like a scoundrel: "You didn't say before that you couldn't hide!"
"Damn!" Wei Jia said, "Do you need to talk about this?"
Lin You said: "Damn, of course you have to say yes." ”
"If that's the case, we won't be able to play!" Wei Jia said angrily.
Lin You had an indifferent look on his face: "If you can't play, don't play!"
Wei Jia turned his face to look at the sidelines: "The big guys are all watching, give us a review........." turned his head and said but was stunned: "What's the wrong with this?"
Lin You also looked at it, and saw that everyone outside the arena was looking at Wei Jia and himself in surprise, and his face was very exciting.
Wei Jia turned around and rushed to the stage again: "Dashuai, you give a ...... evaluation" stopped at this point.
Several people on the high platform were also standing, looking at themselves and Lin You in a daze.
Everyone was surprised, naturally, it was the power of Wei Jia's empty fist to break the stake, so they looked at Wei Jia in surprise at first.
But then they all thought that Lin You had retreated to the sidelines from the field with such a powerful fist, so they looked at Lin You in surprise.
It's just because the two of them fought on each other's bodies before, everyone just watched you punch me and punch me, and it didn't have any power at all, but I just felt that Wei Jia was stronger, and Lin You couldn't stand Wei Jia's fist.
Coupled with the gags and bickering between the two of you, everyone looked down on the two even more, and just watched them as jokes.
But now that Lin You dodged it, Wei Jia showed the power of a punch, and everyone looked carefully and understood that the contrast they saw before and after was so big, and then the audience was silent.
On the stage, Master Wu looked at the handsome woman and said, "What's the matter, I'm different from ordinary people!"
The handsome woman nodded, and said to the two people in the field: "You two don't need to compare, you are all qualified, immediately belong to the other six qualified, and immediately go to the escort team to report." ”
Lin You and Wei Jia glanced at each other, both a little surprised and incredible.
Could it be that these two boring cross talks really worked! Lin You and Wei Jia thought.
Scarface still had surprise on his face, and shouted: "The two boys are still in a daze, don't go back to the team soon." ”
Lin You and Wei Jia glanced at each other again and walked into the six people selected earlier.
As soon as he entered, Li Changfeng said to Lin You: "Okay, brother, hide it deeply!"
Lin You was still a little confused: "Brother Li, I don't know what's going on here!"
Li Changfeng pointed to the wooden stake that was broken by Wei Jia and said: "With such a heavy punch, you have been hit so much, I'm afraid you are the only one in these two battalions, if you can't enter the escort team, then don't be ashamed of a few of us." ”
The other five people who were picked also nodded in agreement.
Wei Jia and Lin You glanced at the stake, and then they understood why they had been chosen.
After the success of this condensation, as the cultivation increases, ** becomes more and more tough, and this attack is naturally very powerful.
Wei Jia looked at Lin You and said, "I knew it was so simple, let's just perform the chest crushing boulder, and what kind of cross talk are you talking about!"
Lin You also smiled bitterly, looked at the other people, and said, "It's just a fluke, it's just a fluke." ”
But these people looked at Lin You and Wei Jia with a little more respect.
Of course, there was more respect for Weiga, after all, that attack was the most terrifying.
At this time, Scarface on the stage announced that the selection of guards was over, and the female marshal encouraged the sergeants a few words, and the two battalions were disbanded.
And Lin You's group of eight people were taken by Scarface to a tent on the side of the Chinese army's tent.
There were already more than 20 people living in this tent, and when they saw Scarface coming in with eight people, they stood up in unison and said, "Hello captain!"
Scarface nodded, motioned for everyone to sit down, and introduced the new recruits and arranged the beds.
It's good here, the bed supplies are already available, but it's convenient, Wei Jia and Lin You sat down on the side of their bed.
Lin You looked into the tent and saw that these guards were in this tent, dressed in silver armor, holding their blades in one hand, looking vigilant.
"It's a bit imposing!" Lin You said secretly in his heart: "It's just that they are all mortals, not Xia Mi's opponent." ”
Judging from the beds that were allocated without moving just now, the last time Xia Mi came, this escort suffered a lot of casualties.
Because in addition to the eight new arrivals, there are still seven or eight empty beds left in this tent.
Lin You was observing, and as soon as the tent was lifted, a figure walked in.
"Wow!", all the guards who were originally seated, including the six newcomers, all stood up in unison and shouted, quite powerful.
"Ling Shuai is good!"
Of course, there are also those who sit and don't move, that is, the two second-class goods who say cross talk.
Lin You and Wei Jia sat very calmly, looking at the person in the tent very calmly.
Starry eyes and thin eyebrows, hair lightly pulled, although no powder, but also skin like snow. A pretty woman with a small nose slightly upturned, pink cheeks, and a small mouth closed was looking at Lin You and Wei Jia.
This handsome woman took off her military armor, a set of scarlet soft armor on her body, and she didn't know what material she was, she was very close-fitting, with a thin waist and long legs, red soft boots on her feet, and a sword on her waist with one hand, looking at her two second goods very majestically.
As soon as this beautiful woman came in, the full tent suddenly lit up, adding a lot of color.
Wei Jia and Lin You looked at the handsome woman who showed her true face very calmly, and after being stunned for a while, Wei Jia spoke.
"It's the best, damn, Xia Mi's vision really didn't say!"
"Agreed!" Lin You said lightly, and then added: "Although the package is tight, it is also 34d!"
"Agreed!" Weiga nodded approvingly.