"Two little bees, flying among the flowers...... the two of them made a gesture and gestured.

Everyone on and off the stage looked at the two second-hand goods in the field, and they were all dumbfounded.

Finally, under the stunned eyes of everyone, the two separated the winner and the loser, and Wei Jia won.

"Hahaha!" Wei Jia looked up to the sky and laughed three times, looked at Lin You, clenched his fists, and walked over step by step.

At this time, the handsome woman in the center of the stage with her face covered by armor spoke to a person next to her: "Master Wu, there is a thinner one standing in that scene called Lin You, is it really the person you met when you mentioned the junior colonel recruiting soldiers the day before yesterday? Looking at his actions, he is not as steady and meticulous as you say!"

The man who was called Master Wu said: "Ling Shuai, I just listened to what the little colonel said, so I remembered his name and said the events of that day, and I never saw it with my own eyes." ”

At this time, Scarface turned his head and said to the handsome woman: "Ling Shuai, these two are too child's play, I'll drive them off, right?"

The handsome woman waved her hand to stop Scarface and said, "Don't worry, it's the last group anyway, let's see!" After speaking, she looked into the middle of the field.

At this time, Wei Jia had already walked in front of Lin You, moved his wrist, and whispered in his mouth: "Youyou, our strength is already as great as ordinary people, you have to hold my punch." ”

Lin You also said in a low voice: "You kid is quite clever, this ordinary punch and kick, even if we are injured, the true yuan in the body will be repaired, and others will not notice it." Your Wendou idea is really good, come on, I can stand it!"

As he spoke, he puffed up his chest and looked at Wei Jia who clenched his fists nonchalantly.

Wei Jia grinned, "I'm here." ”

After speaking, his figure stepped forward, and his right fist smashed towards Lin You's chest.

"Smack!", Lin You only felt that the military armor on his chest shook, and a strong hammer hit his body, he gasped in pain, and his body withdrew five or six steps before he stopped.

Lin You bared his teeth and looked viciously at Wei Jia, who was smiling evilly.

Lin You's anger rose, thinking to himself, damn, it's just acting As for using so much force, he glared at Wei Jia and said viciously: "Are you sick?"

Wei Jia smiled: "Do you have medicine?"

Lin You was stunned for a moment, and unconsciously took the next sentence: "How much do you eat?"

"How many do you have?" Wei Jia was also very cooperative.

"I eat as much as you want!"

"I eat as much as you have!"

After a round, the two of them jumped up and doubled their voices.

"Are you sick?"

"Do you have any medicine?"

"How much do you eat?"

"How many do you have?"

"I eat as much as you want!"

"I eat as much as you have!"

"Stop-" The scarface on the stage really couldn't listen to it, and stood up and shouted to stop the performance of the two: "Damn, if you don't do it, roll down for Lao Tzu, and don't embarrass me!"

The sergeants in the two battalions under the stage were also puzzled, looking at the two excited people on the stage, their hearts were full of question marks, what the hell are they doing?

Wei Jia made a square gesture on and off the stage, and said: "Everyone, everyone, Fang Cai's section is called cross talk, which is a form of performing arts in our hometown, Fang just tried it, it seems to be too avant-garde, everyone can't accept it, it's okay, let's take our time in the future!"

Scarface on the stage glanced at the handsome woman helplessly, and saw that she had no intention of stopping, so he turned his head and shouted: "Damn, continue to compete with Lao Tzu, and if you dare to be verbose, you will get out of Lao Tzu!"

Lin You rushed to the stage and said, "No problem, this is coming!" and walked towards Wei Jia as he spoke.

Just looking at Wei Jia's expression, Lin You understood that this kid was fixing himself.

Without saying a word, after enough luck, Lin You smashed a fist into Wei Jia's chest.

"Smack!", Wei Jia smiled, and did not move.

Lin You was stunned after he hit out, damn, this dead fat man's defense is so good, and he is still so powerful without using Zhenyuan.

Wei Jia squinted: "It's time for Lao Tzu again!" Another punch hit Lin You in the chest.

Lin You's eyes darkened, and he took a few steps back.

Wei Jia immediately walked in front of Lin You, smiled and whispered: "On weekdays, I always rely on cultivation to bully Lao Tzu, and now I have tasted the taste of being bullied!"

Lin You gritted his teeth and punched Wei Jia again.

Instead of retreating, Weiga took a step forward.

The soldiers on the side of the Strange Camp shook their heads secretly, these two goods on their side are really powerless, and this fist is very weak.

On the field, Wei Jia smiled evilly and punched Lin You back a few steps.

Lin You was unconvinced to fight back, Wei Jia still stepped forward to block it, and then punched him.

In this way, Wei Jia on the field pressed forward step by step, and Lin You retreated step by step.

Although it was a very boring game, there were still a few cheers from Weilin Camp.

Zong Zhuoyuan stood in the Weilin camp, shook his head and smiled bitterly, Lin You suffered a big loss this time.

Finally, Lin You was forced to a wooden stake in the corner of the school field, and there was no way back.

And Lin You was also beaten by Wei Jia, and his forehead was sweating, although the true yuan in his body was repairing his injuries, but this series of attacks still made Lin You feel terrible pain.

Seeing Wei Jia's fist smashing again, Lin You stretched out his hand and said loudly: "Stop!"

Wei Jia retracted his fist and asked honestly, "What's wrong!"

Lin You gasped and said: "Damn, it's been a long time, and none of us have taken advantage, this is a tie, let's try it in another way!"

The people in the Weilin camp in the audience heard Lin You say it was a tie, and couldn't help but say loudly: "Damn, I was knocked down on the sidelines, and I said it was a tie, I'm really not ashamed!"

The soldiers on the Conspiracy Camp were silent, ashamed of such a disgraceful guy on their side.

Wei Jia looked at Lin You with a smile and said, "It's not good, you treat me as stupid!" and raised his fist again.

Lin You said loudly: "Stop, listen to me." ”

Wei Jia looked at Lin You's embarrassed appearance and wanted to laugh, his fist was fixed in the air, and he said, "What else do you want to say?"

Lin You was really tired, his whole body was sore, his fists were weak, and he really had to take a breath before he could fight again.

Looking at Wei Jia's triumphant expression, the hatred in Lin You's heart was spinning quickly, and he finally came up with an idea.

"You fat man, you have brute strength!" Lin You pointed at Wei Jia and said: "You must know that as the guard of the handsome, you can't rely on brute force alone, you also have the ability to adapt to changes, which requires human wisdom, do you dare to rest for a while and compare your wisdom with me!"

The handsome woman on the stage heard Lin You say this, and nodded secretly, what this kid said made some sense.

Wei Jia looked at Lin You with an unconvinced expression: "Okay, just let you take a breath, let's compare wisdom." Lao Tzu is still afraid that you will not succeed, you say, how can you compare? I can't hide it, I am the best man with both appearance and wisdom, and you will still lose in the end. ”

Everyone in the audience resisted the urge to scold their mother when they heard this, and they all looked at the man who claimed to be the best with contempt.

Lin You smiled slightly, and said word by word: "Okay, let's guess something!"

Wei Jia looked confident: "Guess what?"

Lin You thought about it for a while, and said in shock: "Guess I have a few leftover steamed buns hidden on my body!"

On the stage, Scarface fell from the chair when he heard this, and hurriedly sat up straight with his hands, looking at Lin You in the field with burning eyes.

There was also an uproar off the field, what kind of IQ can this compete with.

Wei Jia's eyes lit up, and he said loudly: "You have steamed buns hidden on your body, great, I'm hungry, if I guess correctly, you want me to eat it!"

The sergeant in the Weilin camp almost fainted, this is not only a second goods, but also a foodie.

Lin You's face was calm, with a confident smile on his face, he looked at Wei Jiafeng and said lightly: "Of course, if you guess correctly, all three will be given to you!"

The officers and men of the Weilin Battalion couldn't help but laugh.

All the officers and soldiers of the Qimou battalion opened their mouths wide, and the weapons in their hands fell to the ground, this guy is a genius, and he dares to bring it up to compare his wisdom with others.

Scarface fell from his chair again.

In the field, Wei Jia looked embarrassed, and lowered his head as if he was meditating.

Everyone in the Weilin camp looked at Wei Jia in disbelief, do you still want to think about it, you are really fucking chess opponents.

Scarface was about to climb back into his chair, but when he saw Wei Jia's appearance, he stopped on the spot and looked straight at Wei Jia.

Finally, Wei Jia raised his head in confusion, looked at Lin You, and stretched out his hand after a long time, and said weakly.

"I guess... I guess..."Wei Jia cautiously stretched out four fingers and said, "You have five steamed buns!"

Everyone was gorgeously petrified on the spot.