The first seventy-two cute, 10,000-year-old alchemy boy

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Zhang Duxue took over the five treasures with a complicated mood, these five things are rare treasures, if a greedy and selfish person gets them, it is not so easy to get them back, maybe it will take a lot of tongues, and it may even become a fight, it is not strange that there is one more wanted criminal in Heavenly Court, but Tang Sen said that he would return it, and there was no drag at all. ≤,

She couldn't help but ask, "What if...... I mean, if the widow wasn't a housemaid, would you still give these five treasures back to the widow?"

Tang Sen also thought about this question seriously, and then smiled heartily: "I will return them! These five things are originally stolen goods, if I detain them and don't return them, what is the difference between them and dirty nests? I have not reached this point in my life." Returning lost property to the owner is the most basic principle of being a human being. ”

Zhang Duxue was very happy in her heart, Tang Sen was really the man she fancied, except for liking the habit of being an otaku girl who was too weird, he was impeccable in other places, whether it was his character or talent, he was a first-class man in the world.

Tang Sen suddenly said: "Oh, by the way, the two things of the Jade Pure Bottle and the Purple Gold Gourd can't be taken away like this, please relieve the effect of these two treasures and let all the brainwashed people return to normal." ”

Zhang Duxue nodded and said, "It should be so! Using magic weapons to brainwash to control human beings is really an obscene method, and widows can't tolerate such evil deeds." ”

She opened the cork of the jade net bottle and the purple gold gourd, flicked it lightly, and read in her mouth: "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law!"

There seems to be some green gas faintly coming out of the mouth of the bottle and gourd, but it seems that nothing comes out, feelings are originally a kind of invisible and intangible thing, it is invisible and shadowless, it is difficult to detect when it is put in and released. Zhang Duxue put away the bottle and gourd and said, "It's done, now all the brainwashed people in Pingding City have been liberated." ”

Tang Sen smiled: "That's good." ”

Zhang Duxue said: "It's time to deal with the two girls of the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn." ”

"Ah...... Tang Gongzi, help. "The Golden Horn and the Silver Horn just saw that the Jade Emperor seemed to have forgotten about himself, and thought that he could escape the catastrophe. But this Jade Emperor is in an orderly manner, where is there the possibility of forgetting things? After turning around, he mentioned the names of the two again, which frightened them a lot.

Townsend pulled the golden horn and silver horn out of his back. Placed in front of the Jade Emperor, he smiled and said, "Those who do wrong things deserve to be punished, and I will not favor these two women." ”

Zhang Duxue glanced at Tang Sen gratefully, and said with a calm face: "Golden Horn and Silver Horn, since you have already thought about it." The widow should have returned your freedom and allowed you to go to the lower realm, but you stole the treasures of Taishang Laojun, brainwashed the human race on a large scale for profit, and committed a big crime. Go and be the alchemy boy of the Heavenly Monarch, and add firewood to the Dan furnace every day until you are cleansed of your sins, can you accept such treatment?"

After hearing this, the golden horn and the silver horn breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, but he was punished to burn the Dan furnace, which was much lighter than the previous Jade Emperor, and the previous Jade Emperor was going to kill her because the little white dragon accidentally burned a bead. This generation of Jade Emperors is really merciful and forgiving, which is very different from the previous ones.

The two women were about to kneel down and kowtow in thanksgiving. Tang Sen stretched out his hand to stop them and did not allow them to kneel: "Just confess your sins, you don't have to kneel...... Jade Emperor, what do you say?" he turned his head to look into Zhang Duxue's eyes.

Zhang Duxue was a little empty by him. For fear that he would recognize him, he had to bow his head and say: "That's right, the etiquette of our heavenly court should also be on par with the new era, no one is born inferior to others, the Jade Emperor and the fairy are just different in the division of labor, but there is no distinction between high and low." are equal in soul...... You don't have to kneel down to me again. ”

Tang Sen suddenly realized that he admired this Jade Emperor a little, she did not have the taste of the old feudal emperor, but had a taste of intellectual women who grew up in the new era, if she took off this dragon robe and put on an urban beauty outfit, maybe she would be a good friend and would be able to talk to herself.

"By the way, you have swindled a lot of money from human beings...... Zhang Duxue frowned: "How should this be handled?" Mr. Tang, I will simply hand over the money to you." ”

A room full of money, Tang Sen doesn't know how much it has, at least hundreds of millions, it's fake to say that he is not impressed, but that money is dirty, and he must not touch his hands, otherwise he will only pollute his soul. He smiled: "The money was brainwashed and deceived by the people of Pingdingcheng from the people of Pingdingcheng, take it from them, and return it to them, I suggest that you use this money to set up a fund, and then use this fund to carry out the public welfare of Pingdingcheng until it is spent......"

Zhang Duxue said happily: "This statement is reasonable. ”

Tang Sen said: "I don't have time to deal with this matter, you are the Jade Emperor, and there are countless capable people under him, how can you do this?"

Zhang Duxue thought for a while: "Okay, this matter will be handled by the widow." She turned back and instructed one of the guards, "Write it down, and go back and find someone to take care of it." ”

The guard nodded, "Obey!"

"Your business is finally done. Tang Sen spread his hands and said, "Okay, Jade Emperor girl, it's time to talk about the two of us next." ”

"This ......" the Jade Emperor didn't want to talk about.

Tang Sen said: "This black light blind fire in Longshan is a fox hole, it's not good to talk about things slowly, or else, it's almost dawn anyway, let's go to Pingding City, find a quiet café and sit down and talk slowly, I not only want to talk to you about why you want to hunt me down, but also want to talk to you about the new anime, what do you think?"

Zhang Duxue's heart was so moved, oh my God, what a romantic thing it is to go to drink coffee with the man you like, think about it...... I was about to say yes, but I suddenly remembered that when I drank coffee, the veil could not be covered anymore, and I had to lift the veil before I could drink it. Although you can drink it with just a little lift, it is dangerous to show your chin, and if the keen Tang Sen recognizes him as the school flower Zhang Duxue, it will definitely be over.

She could imagine that when Tang Sen saw that she was Zhang Muxue, he jumped up angrily and slapped the table, scolding her: "You dare to deceive me? ”

Thinking of this, her whole person is not good!

What should I do at this time? If I agree, I will lift the veil, if I don't agree, I will have to reject him, and what if I make him unhappy?

Something is wrong, what kind of trouble am I trying to make trouble with him as a Jade Emperor? Isn't that a rival in love with my own student status? I'm a fucking fool. Zhang Duxue really wanted to find a golden sledgehammer and hammer it her head, so that she didn't have to think about some messy things anymore.

She suppressed the urge to drink coffee with supreme concentration, and said in a deep voice: "The widow is very busy, and there are several new animations that I haven't watched, so I don't have time to drink any coffee." After saying this, her heart was broken, and she finally had an opportunity to get close to Town, but she had to refuse.

At this point in life, it is better to die.

Tang Sen said regretfully: "Well, the new anime is really important, you have to watch it quickly, since you are busy watching anime, I have no reason to keep you, go back quickly." Oh, by the way, it's okay not to talk about chasing me, but there is a person's matter, please raise your noble hand. ”

Zhang Duxue Qi said: "Who?"

Tang Sen said: "Miss Chang'e." ”

Zhang Duxue said suddenly: "It turns out that you are talking about her, don't worry, a few days ago, the widow had lifted her ban, and now she can run around." ”

Tang Sen finally became happy now, and said with a smile: "Then I have nothing to say." Jade Emperor girl, you are a good person. ”

After receiving Tang Sen's praise, Zhang Duxue was very happy, and said in a sloppy voice: "But the widow's voice is very shady, don't you mind?"

Tang Sen smiled: "The rustling voice is full of magnetism and is very good. ”

"Don't you think it's rude for the widow to cover his face?"

"What does it matter to be masked, cross-dressing is one of the basic elements of otaku, there are many beautiful otaku girls who will wear big glasses and turn themselves into ugly girls, which is also an important part of the otaku, I think this move is quite cute. ”

Zhang Duxue had the urge to flip the table, Nima, the otaku girl is really good at everything, if she changes to a current girl here, the sound of the sand will definitely become a shortcoming. Who did I work for and who I worked for in Imperial Capital University before? I showed so many advantages in front of you, but I still received a good person card, and I came out as a housegirl, no matter how many shortcomings I performed, the result could be praised, and I didn't let people live this day?

Zhang Duxue beckoned to Erlang God next to her: "Erlang God, don't fight with Sun Wukong, you won't be able to tell the winner if you fight for another five hundred years, let's go, let's go back to Heaven." ”

Tang Sen also shouted: "Wukong, take a rest, I seem to have negotiated with the Jade Emperor, and there is no reason to fight in the future." ”

Erlang God and Sun Wukong put away their weapons at the same time, and the two of them snorted for a while, both of them sweating tiredly. Sun Wukong had already been released from brainwashing at this time, and as soon as he saw the golden horn and silver horn, he wanted to swing his stick and hit it, but Tang Sen hurriedly pulled her behind him.

"Goodbye, Mr. Tang!" Zhang Duxue led the heavenly soldiers and generals to fly up lightly, and by the way, she also beckoned to the golden horn and silver horn, telling them to follow.

The golden horn and silver horn floated up with a bitter face, and suddenly turned back to Tang Sen and said, "Tang Gongzi, after our sentence is over, can we come to the lower realm to play with you?"

Tang Sen smiled: "As long as you don't play bad intentions, you are welcome at any time." ”

The golden horn and the silver horn said happily: "Let's go to your house to take a bath, will you steal our clothes?"

"This ......"

"You must come and steal it!" "Jin Jiao Yinjiao said seriously: "After stealing the clothes, you will blackmail us to be your wife or something, just like the Cowherd played the same method as the Weaver Girl back then, you can rest assured, we will obediently accept the coercion and promise to marry you." ”

"This ......"

Tang Sen really couldn't complain, but Zhang Duxue was furious, turned around and shouted: "You will be an alchemy boy for the widow for 10,000 years." (To be continued.) )

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