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Tang Sen straightened his face and asked solemnly: "I happened to be passing by, this is not the point, we finally met, there are many things I want to ask you clearly, how about sitting down and talking?"

Zhang Duxue actually wanted to sit in an elegant café with Tang Sen and talk about some life ideals, even if she didn't talk about anything, just sitting quietly with him would make her die happy, but she couldn't do it now, she didn't know how to use the identity of the Jade Emperor to talk to Tang Sen...... Thinking about the trouble she had brought him before, Zhang Duxue was sweating profusely, and if she sat down to talk in this situation, she was afraid that she would be scolded by Tang Sen......

He only needs to scold her, and she will die of sadness, so he must not talk.

Zhang Duxue covered her embarrassment with the veil on her face, and said in a hoarse voice: "The widow doesn't have time to talk to you now, the widow is here to solve the internal affairs of the Heavenly Court this time, and those who have nothing to do with it please retreat for the time being." ”

"I rub it, no one else?" Tang Sen was furious: "Ya sent people to kill me every once in a while, and you dare to say that I am an irrelevant person?"

Zhang Duxue saw that Tang Sen was angry, and her heart was so empty that she had a feeling that her wife was afraid of being divorced after she angered her husband, but at this time she had to hold on: "If the widow says that you have nothing to do, you have nothing to do." ”

Erlang God took a step forward and hummed: "Your Majesty said that you have nothing to do, you have nothing to do, while playing." ”

At this moment, Sun Wukong, who was lying on the ground, filed and broke the golden rope, jumped up on the ground, waved a big stick, and smashed it at Erlang God. Erlang God also seemed to be on guard, and conjured a three-pointed and two-edged knife out of thin air, "dang", and held the golden hoop stick, and the two immediately fought in a ball of ping-pong, and the fight was inseparable.

These two have been like this since five hundred years ago, they fight when they meet, and they don't even bother to say a word.

It is the behavior of barbarians to pinch when they meet, and Townsend does not like this, he still likes to solve problems in the way of modern people. Let's sit down first and reason, and it's not too late to fight if you can't tell clearly.

He picked up his hand and said, "Okay, you solve the internal affairs of the Heavenly Court first, and I'll wait for you to finish solving it." I'll talk to you about the two of us. ”

When Zhang Duxue heard the words "the matter of the two of us", she didn't know why she was a little happy, she felt like she was going to talk about marriage, but she immediately woke up, this was just her wishful thinking. Tang Sen will not talk about marriage with her. She said with a straight face: "Golden horn, silver horn, are you guilty?"

The golden horn and silver horn were half frightened, shrunk behind Townsen, and reached out to grab the back of his shirt, saying that he would not show his head at all.

Zhang Duxue was furious: "What are you two doing behind Tang Sen? ”

How dare the golden horn and silver horn come out, although the new generation of Jade Emperors is much kinder than the previous Jade Emperor, and they don't like to use power to oppress people, let alone bully their subordinates, but after all, they are Jade Emperors. Ji Wei is especially here, and the two little fairies are really scared to death. The golden horn hung Tang Sen's clothes, and the silver horn simply hugged Tang Sen's waist from behind, crying: "Tang Gongzi save us!"

"Hey, we were still fighting for the enemy just now, why should I save you?" Tang Sen said angrily: "If you have done something wrong, you must accept the punishment and get out quickly." ”

"Don't ......" The two girls lay behind Tang Sen and said nothing.

Zhang Duxue couldn't cry or laugh when she saw this situation, and changed a man to block in front of the golden horn and silver horn. She ordered the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals to go over and pull the man away, but Tang Sen blocked there, and she was really reluctant to ask the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals to drag it, so she had to pretend not to see it. Let the golden horn and silver horn shrink behind Tang Sen, and said loudly: "Golden horn, silver horn, your escape from the lower realm is not a big deal, the widow is already streamlining the manpower of the heavenly court, if you want the lower realm, you only need to say it." The widow will give you a settling-in allowance and leave you to leave. The widow didn't want to pursue the matter of escaping from the nether realm, but he didn't expect that before you escaped from the nether realm, you also stole the five treasures of Taishang Laojun, which is too unusual, it's just crazy. ”

Zhang Duxue stretched out her hand and said, "The widow orders you to return all the five treasures of the Jade Pure Bottle, the Purple Gold Gourd, the Banner Gold Rope, the Seven Star Sword, and the Basho Powder to the lost owner, Taishang Laojun. ”

When Tang Sen heard this, he suddenly realized, it turned out that these treasures came from like this, no wonder a mere nine-tailed fox spirit actually had the magic weapon of Taishang Laojun, all because the golden horn and silver horn were stolen from heaven, and then he was threatened by photography, so he had to give the treasure to the nine-tailed fox spirit, and then fell into his own hands.

Things are falling out of the blue.

When facing Tang Sen, Golden Horn and Silver Horn were coquettish and cute and spoofed everything, but when facing Zhang Duxue, they were like a well-behaved little quail, and the two girls said pitifully: "Your Majesty, we really want to hear from you, but ...... Those five treasures are no longer ours in our possession, they are all ...... In the hands of Tang Gongzi. ”

Zhang Duxue had a headache when she heard this, no, I really didn't want to use this identity to talk to Tang Sen, but it didn't seem to work if she didn't say it now, so she had to turn her head to Tang Sen, and said in a sloppy voice: "Mr. Tang, did you hear it......?"

Tang Sen laughed: "I'm an unrelated person." ”

Zhang Duxue: "......"

Townsend smiled but didn't say a word.

Zhang Duxue had no choice but to smile bitterly: "Widow...... The widow didn't know just now, but may I ask, are those five treasures already in your hands? Why did you have a relationship with these two fairies, and why did the treasures fall into your hands?"

Tang Sen saw her politely asking, so he didn't want to spoof anymore, and was about to tell the Golden Horn and Silver Horn what he did in the world, but he didn't expect the Golden Horn and Silver Horn to rush in front of him and said: "The five treasures were given to Tang Gongzi by us as a token of love, and he happily accepted them and agreed to marry us." ”

Zhang Duxue's eyes were dark, and she almost fell to the ground, and was about to cry, but she heard Tang Sen say angrily: "Hey, don't talk nonsense here, the ghost wants to marry you, don't mess around and pull a shield for yourself." ”

He turned to Zhang Duxue and said, "I don't have that kind of relationship with these two women, they are making trouble in the world, so I took their treasures." ”

"It's okay?" Zhang Duxue was overjoyed: "That's good!"

Tang Sen continued: "But I can't return these five treasures casually, if I remember correctly, I have a hostile relationship with Heavenly Court, and of course I won't return the enemy's treasures casually after I get them, otherwise you will use them against me again, and I won't be a Spartan." ”

The phrase "the whole person is Spartan" is very infamous, but what is even more infamous is that Zhang Duxue can actually understand it, she finds that she is very homely, and she understands a lot of strange code words now, and she feels very happy when she thinks about it, so that there is no difficulty in communicating with Tang Sen.

Zhang Duxue nodded and said: "You are right, of course, the enemy's magic weapon must be grabbed in his hand and cannot be returned, if he commits two at this time and returns the treasure to the enemy, it will be himself who will suffer in the future, that kind of behavior is only done by the most stupid anime characters, and people in reality will never be like this." ”

Tang Sen sighed: "Jade Emperor, you still want to watch anime?"

"Ahem!" Zhang Duxue said proudly: "I don't see much, like "Miss Sakura's Foot Buried Corpse", "The 35th Test Team of the Demon Guidance Academy", "I Was Kidnapped to the Noble Girls' School as a Civilian Sample", "Shake Ge Lily", ...... Well, I basically looked at it. ”

Tang Sen was surprised: "Oh, Jade Emperor, are you an otaku?"

Zhang Duxue was asked this question and sighed in her heart, no, the most important, the most difficult, and the most difficult question to answer in her career is coming. Although she has watched a lot of anime, but at the same time she has also carried out a lot of live charging activities, it is a little difficult to insist that she is an otaku, she is now a desperate to make up for the anime, she doesn't want to give up her current life, but she works hard to learn the knowledge of the house, this attribute is too complicated, it is difficult to explain clearly.

However, if she denies that she is an otaku, Tang Sen will definitely not like her, if she admits that she is an otaku, it is a lie, and now she has earned Tang Sen's favor for a while, and when the lie is exposed in the future, he will be even more disgusted.

It's difficult, it's so hard to answer, God help, how do I answer Townese's question?

No, it's useless to ask God to save my life, I'm the Jade Emperor, I'm the God that everyone says, I can't save myself by meowing myself.

Zhang Duxue's head almost exploded in an instant.

She used her supreme concentration to drive away the troubled and complicated thoughts in her mind, and in the end, she still lied with a red face: "That's right, I'm an otaku." I like to watch anime, I like to play games, and I have XBOX, PS, PSP, PSV, NDS ...... As long as it's related to the game, I love to watch everything. ”

blushing so much, fortunately there is a veil to block it, her heart is beating wildly, as the Jade Emperor, a model figure in the fairy world, she has never lied in her life, this time in order to please the man she loves, she actually lied for the first time...... Heavenly immortals, please forgive me for being an unsuccessful Jade Emperor.

"Wow, it turns out that you are really an otaku girl!" Tang Sen was overjoyed: "Okay, since you are an otaku girl, everything is easy to say, you didn't care about chasing and killing me before, everything the otaku did was right, and there would never be anything wrong." ”

Zhang Duxue sweats profusely, is there any mistake? Just because I am an otaku girl, I can even write off the pursuit and killing of you, how big do you have to be with your heart? Oh, no, how much do you dote on the otaku?

Tang Sen took out the five treasures he had just arrived, and handed them over to Zhang Duxue: "Since you are a house girl, everything is easy to say, take it, and the treasures stolen from the heavenly court will also be returned to you." ”

Zhang Duxue's brain was a little insufficient: "Mr. Tang, did you really return it to the widow like this? Returning the magic weapon to the enemy is a very bad act, you won't be so two, right?"

Tang Sen smiled: "If it's an ordinary enemy, then my behavior is to commit two, but you are an otaku, the reason why you chase and kill me must be very strange, definitely not because you really want to kill me to chase and kill me, right? ”

Zhang Duxue covered her face and thought: It's over, he really said it, I sent someone to arrest him for some infamous reasons. (To be continued.) )

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