Chapter 16: Heavenly Master Zhong Kui
The position is different, the weight of the speech is different, the effect of black and white impermanence is obviously not comparable to Wu Chang, Wu Chang in black and white impermanence arrived, then he retired, said fooling people, is a Wu Chang is not as good as a black impermanence, white impermanence is even more black-bellied, the first battle was successful, although there are many twists and turns in the middle, but also let Wu Chang gain a lot, and then there is a success in incorporating Tan Shenpo into the company, so that Wu Chang is also more confident.
"Hehe, yes, brother, it's only been a few days since I found such a cadre!" Hei Wuchang smiled and paced behind Wu Chang, Bai Wuchang had already taken Mrs. Tan and the five little ghosts back to the company, and the ghosts wandered away from the world, after all, it was not a long-term solution: "That Tan girl's kung fu is really good, plus the help of those four little ghosts, I am afraid that the achievements will not be small in the future." ”
Wu Chang smiled and said: "I have learned this, but Brother Starling, what are you going to do with those little ghosts, it is quite pitiful to look at them, there are no offerings, no fireworks, if it weren't for Goddess Tan to take them in......"
Hei Wuchang put away his smiling face and said seriously: "You have this heart, I firmly believe that you will be able to do this job well, as for those ghosts, they have already become lonely ghosts, but brothers do things, you can rest assured, we will definitely find their former belonging, so that they can enter reincarnation as soon as possible." ”
"Hehe, in the end, there are people in the court who are easy to do, since the starling brother said so, I don't need to ......be blind! Want to go back with me?" Wu Chang couldn't help but wonder in his heart when he saw that Hei Wuchang had been following him, Hei Wuchang was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, when you arrive at the door of the host, you can't fulfill the friendship of the landlord?"
"The friendship of the landlord is easy to say, but you can be free now?" Wu Chang didn't care, he encountered a small pebble under his feet, so he learned the appearance of a big empty wing, shouted a curve shot, and then, there was no shame in kicking to the literacy, and the black impermanence next to him laughed, Wu Chang said with some embarrassment: "What are you laughing at, the horse has a miss, the person has a kick, haven't you heard of it?" At least our kick is more than enough compared to the national football team!" As he spoke, he raised his foot and kicked the stone out, hitting a small branch in front of him.
Hei Wuchang's mouth twitched, and he said unscrupulously: "Compared with those stinky feet, no one in the underworld has seen it, white and blind with a pair of good ghost eyes, I stayed alone, I want to tell you, in the future, don't use yin and yang eyes to pull out people's souls, ordinary people's souls will die in a quarter of an hour out of the body, and besides, today's Tan Shenpo didn't pay attention to your Tao for a while, like her, who is higher than you, it is very likely to cause backlash, and at that time, it will be too late to cry!"
Wu Chang paused for a moment, looked at Hei Wuchang with a puzzled face and asked, "Didn't you say that before the hour, no one's life has the right to be deprived?"
"The Emperor of the Northern Yin and the Emperor of the Antarctic set at the beginning that everyone has a death calamity in their lives, and if they break through it, they can get a good death, and if they can't break through, they can't be good; if they don't should be robbed, they can't spoil people's lives, but who knows when and when the death calamity is? The two emperors didn't say that they couldn't be robbed when they were born, and they didn't stipulate that there would be no more calamities in the sixtieth birthday, and the way of heaven was constant, and it was not something that ordinary people like me could control!" Eighty-four is a great calamity for everyone, and nine is the extreme number, so life needs to respond to three tribulations, do you understand?"
"Although there are still many questions, but I am very lazy, I have to meet in person, I have to solve it, I will go home now, do you want to sit together, oh, maybe you can invite Nuwa's ancestors!" "Wu Chang's family, as a Nuwa guardian family, has guarded the statue of Nuwa Niangniang since the beginning of the world, but hundreds of thousands of years have passed, and Nuwa Niangniang has never manifested her spirit, Wu Chang said this is just a joke, but he didn't expect a joke to scare Hei Wuchang, and hurriedly waved his hand and replied:" I'm still busy, I'll see you later, I'll see you later, say hello to Nuwa Niangniang on my behalf, and go!"
Wu Chang looked at Hei Wuchang's panicked back, and wondered in his heart, what kind of ghost is this, his hands turned into a bowl and leaned against his mouth, shouting: "Ancestor, are you here?"
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Because of the death of the seventh uncle and grandfather, Wu Chang's family did not have a very pleasant Spring Festival this year, Wu Chang's cousin dragged the family with his mouth, and completely stayed in the Wu family on the twenty-sixth day of the lunar month, making it a chicken and a dog jumping, endured for a few days, it was really unbearable, after the fifth day of the new year, Wu Chang went back to school with Fan Jian, and it was out of sight and out of mind, Wu Chang was better, she was the ninth year of junior high school, so she couldn't stay in school for a few days, and the family was far away and had to go early, so she was not lonely, Wu Shu was miserable, she had to wait until the 16th to start school, and now go back, she can only guard the empty school alone, she is an active person, how can she stand that, pack her luggage, went to the city with Wu Chang, but threw the bag on Wu Chang, and said unashamedly that he wanted to go back to his alma mater in high school.
Wu Chang was helpless, and it was not easy to drive his own sister away, but fortunately, some people came, found a female classmate, and sent Wu Shu away, as for Fan Jian, he hadn't been on the Internet for more than 20 days, how could he still bear it, a big bag and a small bag hung on Wu Chang's body, and ran to the Internet café, Wu Chang shook his head and was speechless: "It's all said that minors are not allowed to enter, and now in the Internet café, I haven't seen any of them as adults!" Wu Chang looked at his heart itching, greedy, but he had never been there.
Time is like a pig-killing knife, killing one after another, or the kind of sharper and sharper, do not need to grind, a blink of an eye Lantern Festival has also become a memory, February two dragons raised their heads, the ancient name of the Green Dragon Festival, a light fog and drizzle poured down all day, the next day it was clear, and this good weather, lasted until March 3.
The raising of the dragon on the second day of February is not unfamiliar to many people, but when it comes to the third day of March, I am afraid that many people have doubts: Is there any other festival on the third day of March? Since ancient times, there has been a saying in China that "on the second day of February, the dragon raises its head; on the third day of March, Xuanyuan is born."
Who is Xuanyuan? One of the three emperors and five emperors of China, later it was the direct domination of the heavenly realm, and the affairs of the three realms, so every year on the third day of the third lunar month, the three realms are jubilant, and the boundary between yin and yang life and death is more relaxed, and this day is called the Shangsi Festival.
On the night of the third day of the third month of the third month of March, the streets of the underworld are lit up with red and green, and the streets and alleys are crowded with gorgeous ghosts. You can see dragon lanterns, lion dances, stilts, and flower boats everywhere, and its lively prosperity is not comparable to the Spring Festival in the world. On this night, people's souls can also be separated from the body, some can't withstand the temptation of the underworld, and go to the ghost market one after another, some wander the streets and alleys to watch the lights and watch the play, some drink and listen to music in the restaurant and tea shop, and some take the opportunity to visit the ancestors and ancestors who have never met.
Of course, the human soul can leave the body a little longer during the night, but when the rooster announces the dawn and the ghost market closes, the human spirit must also return to its own body. Of course, no matter what time it is, there will always be some people who will have a lot of fun and forget to go back.
Therefore, on the second day, there was often a cry in the yang world, and those relatives who did not return to the soul invited monks and Taoists to chant scriptures and draw talismans to summon souls. The heart-rending cries of relatives and the scripture charms of monks and Taoists can summon back some wandering spirits who are not playful, and some of the more playful ones will leave the world after seven days of body decay.
Of course, there are many ghosts will also take advantage of this day to run to the yang world to play, people have nostalgia for the netherworld, ghosts have love for the yang world, so there are also many ghosts wandering away from the world, making a fuss, until later Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor saw this chaos, the order of the underworld is difficult to maintain, and the human world is not peaceful, so it is convenient for the Emperor of Xudu to agree to ban the opening of the three netherworlds in March, and most people in later generations no longer remember this festival.
Most people don't remember, that is, there are many people who will break into the netherworld, and it is because the Emperor Xudu will send an evil god to guard the passage of the two worlds of yin and yang every year.
Where there is Zhong Kui, there is naturally a ghostly Zhong Quinoa, so when Bai Wuchang and his wife, Hei Wuchang took Wu Chang and Tan Shenpo to lead the four little ghosts and hugged a little baby ghost to go shopping, I saw Zhong Quinoa pestering Zhong Kui who was patrolling to buy this and that, and his head was going to be big, but looking at Zhong Kui as if he was enjoying it, a woman who looked very gentle next to him had to shake her head helplessly.
"Brother Zhong, sister-in-law, you also come out to go shopping!" Hei Wuchang smiled and went up to say hello, not wanting Zhong Qu to pout and say, "What's the matter with you?"
"Ah Quinoa, don't be rude, Brother Fan is your brother!" Seeing Zhong Quinoa like this, the woman behind Zhong Kui smiled apologetically at Hei Wuchang, pulled Zhong Quinoa aside with a cold face, Hei Wuchang waved his hand indifferently and said, "It's not in the way, sister-in-law, I'm used to it!"
"Giggles, in front of Zhong Kui, you still call yourself Lao Hei, okay, my husband hasn't come back for a long time, Ah Quinoa's girl really pesters him tightly, which makes my brother laugh!" Although this woman looked gentle, she spoke neatly and neatly, and she couldn't help but let Wu Chang take a look at it.
Zhong Qu reluctantly twisted his body, obviously very unhappy, and suddenly glanced at Wu Chang who was standing with Bai Wuchang, and couldn't help but smile and ran over, and said in a parrot-like voice: "Xiao Changchang, you're here too?" ”
Wu Chang stood in the middle, and naturally became an introducer, speaking of which, Wu Chang had a similar relationship with both sides, but this Zhong Quinoa was a little familiar, so they had relatively more contact, so they first introduced to Zhong Quinoa: "Sister Zhong Quinoa, this is the cadre of our company, and she has only been in office for a few days, and she has taken over more than a dozen Yin Si, which has helped a lot!
Bai Wuchang took his wife and smiled at Zhong Kui with his fists and said, "Zhong Tianshi, Xie Bi'an is polite!" Although Zhong Kui's official position is much lower than Bai Wuchang's, he can't stand his backstage hardness, this Zhong Kui is the supreme in the world, the Heavenly Master of the Xingming Emperor in the Tang Dynasty, even the Ten Palaces Yama saw him, and he didn't dare to be too public.
"Brother Xie is polite, my sister has bothered you a lot on weekdays, and has caused you a lot of trouble, I take Brother Xie as a brother, Brother Xie can see me outside!" Although Zhong Kui is a talented and well-rounded character, he can't stand his strange appearance, with a leopard head and eyes, an iron face and sideburns, a strange appearance, plain and upright, upright, upright, honest and honest, and treat each other with all his heart.
Bai Wuchang smiled, nodded and responded: "So I'm hypocritical, come, I'll introduce Brother Zhong...... Brother Wu Chang, come over quickly!" When Wu Chang came over, Bai Wuchang was just about to be introduced, unlike Zhong Quinoa's little girl who jumped out of her little head, and said with a smile: "Big brother, this is the little white-faced Wu Chang I told you, you see, how does he compare with that Pan An, Song Yu, Lanling King, and Wei Jue?"
Zhong Kui was a little embarrassed, this little sister was spoiled by herself, she didn't hide her words, Zhong Quan naturally told him about Wu Chang's background, and she was afraid that Wu Chang would be angry, so she hurriedly scolded Zhong Quinoa, hugged her fists and apologized: "Brother Wu, don't blame, my sister is spoiled by me, and I hope to forgive me if I offend!"
"Oh, brother, you should be careful, Xiao Changchang is not the kind of person with a little chicken belly, right, Xiao Changchang?" Zhong Qu held Zhong Kui's arm and shook it constantly, staring at Wu Chang with a pair of quirky eyes, as if smiling but not smiling, threatening.
Wu Chang nodded, smiled at Zhong Kui and said: "Sister Zhong Kui is right, the name of Zhong Tianshi has long been like thunder, Su asked Zhong Tianshi to be upright, straightforward, and hearty, but he looks down on his little brother!" The Spring Festival couplets can all come from these two, but they can pass through the Three Realms, and they can all mix the wind and water, but only this Zhong Kui who hit the Jinluan Palace angrily.
"Haha, okay, happy, when the big white floats!" Zhong Kui laughed, pointed to a restaurant in front of him and said: "There is a newly opened hotel in front of me, it tastes really good, let's go and sit down!"
Zhong Quinoa suddenly crossed his waist and pouted: "Didn't the eldest brother just say that he was going to patrol? Why do you have time to drink at this time? You are just perfunctory to me, I said that you don't care about me anymore, and you still don't admit it!"
Zhong Kui's face was embarrassed, he took out some scattered silver from his arms and handed it to his wife, and said in a rough voice but wanted to be gentle: "Lady, these money, you first take your little sister and the Xie family's sister-in-law over for a walk, drink a few cups for your husband and a few brothers, and then make peace with you when you turn around!" Wu Chang had already known from the mouth of Hei Wuchang that this Mrs. Zhong was powerful, that is, among all of them, Zhong Quinoa was the most in awe of this Mrs. Zhong, of course, within the three realms, she praised her sister-in-law the most, which was really a combination of contradictions.
Hearing that there was wine to drink, Hei Wuchang's eyes flashed with green light, this day the underworld was on vacation, so it didn't hurt to drink hard, Mrs. Bai Wuchang was taken away by Mrs. Zhong, how could there be anything to shirk, so he also followed, Wu Chang naturally didn't want to mix with a few women, whether he could drink it or not, he would talk to the past first, and the four of them talked and laughed and entered the restaurant......