Chapter 17 Sun Erniang Inn
Fan Wushu, the old drunkard, smelled the incense and ran in first, but fortunately, Xie Bi'an and Zhong Kui were not so rude, and took Wu Chang all the way to the door of the restaurant.
"Sun Erniang Inn?hehe, now it's the eldest lady who sells dumplings, and Erniang opens an inn, it's a bit interesting!" Wu Chang suddenly laughed when he looked at the inn name, Zhong Kui was honest, and asked with a puzzled face: "Brother Wu Chang thought of something happy, say it, let the brothers be happy!"
Wu Chang's face wrinkled, snorted, and replied with a smile: "Brother Zhong is out, this lady is more famous for dumplings, the store at the entrance of our school is overcrowded all day long, the taste, speaking of which, it is actually very good!
"Although the things in the yang world are delicious, but they are, it is too reassuring, not to mention the gutter oil, even the wine is mostly blended, it just so happens that my brother has just come over to taste the wine and food in our underworld, I will eat you and want to eat the next meal, that delicious, it will definitely make you linger!" Zhong Kui didn't know what he thought, he couldn't help but smash his mouth, and said in a rough voice: "I gnaw on the little ghost all day long, and my mouth is light, so I must have a good tooth sacrifice today!"
Since the day of his debut, Zhong Kui doesn't know how many ghosts he has to eat every day, the key is that ordinary people have to get karma if they eat other ghosts in vain, but Zhong Kui has nothing to do, but he has earned a lot of merit for nothing, and he is also envious of others.
The three of them walked into the hotel, Bai Wuchang Zhong Kui's face remained unchanged, but Wu Chang's expression was much richer, and now everyone in the yang world was shouting everywhere that everyone was equal, all beings were equal, but after so many years, where did I dare to say that I was equal? Not to mention anything else, but it is natural for people to eat pigs, but the person who is bitten to death by a pig will be cut by a thousand knives, at least it will be braised if it is not steamed!
So many people shouted that dogs are human friends, to protect dogs, love dogs, but dog meat has never been eaten less, today this place dog meat festival, tomorrow that place dog meat tasting meeting, of course, Wu Chang himself also eats dog meat, so, this will see a dog's soul sitting in the hall leisurely eating food, can't help but chill.
"What's the matter, brother?" Bai Wuchang shook his face and saw that Wu Chang's face was wrong, thinking that he was not suitable for the underworld environment, after all, ordinary people are souls coming in, and Wu Chang, a mortal, came in with a physical body, which is against common sense, Wu Chang shook his head to indicate that he was fine, and then looked around, and found that in addition to the soul of the dog, there were also the souls of many other animals, and for a while, he had mixed feelings in his heart.
Bai Wuchang followed Wu Chang's gaze, and immediately understood, and said with a smile: "Heaven is constant, everyone and everything has a specific mission at a specific time, that is, people also have three, six, nine, and so on, right? ”
After Bai Wuchang said this, Wu Chang's face looked much better, Zhong Kui next to him laughed, he was already loud, this smile The eyes of the entire inn were focused on them, Rao is three people were thick-skinned enough, and they were embarrassed to get up at this moment, and hurriedly went up to the second floor.
Hei Wuchang had already ordered the best wine, but none of the appetizers had come up, but this did not affect the nature of Hei Wuchang, smashing his mouth, with a look of enjoyment, Wu Chang rolled his eyes, pouted and said to Bai Wuchang: "Seventh brother, starling brother, this mass, you are used to it, right?"
"I'm used to him going, let's go, let's go and sit too!" Bai Wuchang said with a wry smile, Hei Wuchang's cup greed didn't know when it started, to say that before, he had never drunk so much wine, speaking of which, he, as a brother, really didn't care about many brothers.
Wu Chang smiled and said: "Since I drink, I can't be too selfish, there is Brother Lao Qi who called out Wu Tian and Wu Xiang, two Taoist friends, and they don't eat or drink all day, it's not a thing, right?"
"It's okay!" said that he was holding the magic trick in his hand, pointing at Wu Chang Linghai, dressed in a black robe, Wu Tian with a stern face and a white robe, Wu Xiang, who had a kind face, both came out, and after they saw the salute, Bai Wuchang said: "Wu Tian and Wu Xiang's two brothers are not flesh and blood, and they have no internal organs, they are you, but they are not completely you, you will understand in the future, but since you have come out, you will also see how this Sun Erniang's hotel is!"
Wu Xiang never seemed to know what the troubles were, and when he saw Hei Wuchang drinking alone, he slapped his ass next to him, pulled over a jar of wine, drained the mud seal, and drank it in a big gulp, and then said with a smile: "It's also a taste of addiction, come on, old Wu, sit down and drink some!" He greeted not Wu Chang, but Wu Tian, the evil corpse who cultivated with him.
After the five people sat down in order, the second brother had already shouted to bring the food up, and plates of delicious and mellow meals were served, Wu Chang stared at the old man for a long time, his face was flushed, and he couldn't help asking: "Seventh brother, what kind of dishes are these? Why don't I know any of them?"
"Haha~~" Hei Impermanence didn't know what to call the dish, and sighed in admiration: "It's really the best in the world, this underworld is not like the yang world with a few chickens, ducks and fish, these things are all transformed by chaotic qi, in addition to being able to satisfy the stomach, the most important thing is to enhance the soul condensation, although it can't increase cultivation, but it can maintain the soul for a long time." The most important thing is that if you think about what it is, it is delicious, and it will only be more delicious than you think, tsk...... Superb!"
Wu Chang saw that he was eating, picked up the chopsticks and took a bite of the dish in front of him suspiciously, it looked very beautiful, and the taste was also very fragrant, even if Wu Chang had eaten a lot of delicacies, he couldn't help but salivate, and ate two bites carefully, but this time he tried to keep his mind empty, not to imagine it as any taste he had ever eaten, just as soon as he entered his mouth, he felt the aroma in his mouth, and when he entered the abdomen, there was a warm current gushing out, and his whole body was warm, as if there was a small insect scurrying around in it, but it was not uncomfortable, and the feeling was very wonderful。
Wu Chang took a bite, and he was immersed in this delicacy for a long time, he didn't know it, but the people around him, or ghosts, were stunned, Wu Tian was okay, Wu Xiang muttered in a rough voice, turned around and sat up with his heart hanging in the air, Hei Wuchang smiled straight at this, snatched Wu Xiang's jar of wine and drank it, and after a while, he stopped looking at Wu Chang and muttered vaguely: " Good wine, good wine, hey, I really don't know what kind of freak this kid is, he can have such a big harvest from eating food, and let others live well?"
Wu Chang didn't feel anything here, and it didn't have much effect, he was quietly cultivating on the side, and the others should eat and drink, but Wu Chang was not honest here, everyone just picked up the wine glass, and suddenly Wu Chang's body burst out with a dazzling white light, and beams of golden light scattered out from Wu Chang's body, and the whole person seemed to be about to explode. Although Wu Xiang did not have such a change as Wu Chang, he also showed a hideous face, white and black impermanence and Zhong Kui was shocked, and hurriedly helped, but the matter was far from being as simple as they imagined, as soon as the three of them made a move, they were rushed out by a fierce wall of qi.
Hei Wuchang sat by the window, with the street behind him, the key is that the back wall is a thin window, this force actually ejected him, directly smashed the back wall, fell onto the street, covered his chest, struggled several times and didn't stand up. Bai Wuchang and Zhong Kui were no better, they both fell to the first floor, spitting blood, and he scared the diners in the lobby so much that they ran out in a blink of an eye.
"Hey, hey, I haven't paid the money yet!" The boss and the proprietress also heard the movement in the front hall, and ran over in a panic, especially this proprietress with a fat head and big ears, a wide body and a fat body, full of murderous energy, full of yin and evil, like the yaksha, seeing the diners fleeing in all directions, the dragon walked and walked tigers, grabbing one is one, but this rush and collision, in the end, only carried the soul of a baby in his hand: "What a fucking bad luck, just catch a poor ghost! Get out of here!" The baby ran away in a few circles.
The proprietress saw that all the diners in the room had run away, this full of ghosts, but she threw a lot of silver taels in vain, and couldn't help but be angry, crossed her waist and snorted and scolded: "Which, dare to come to the old lady to spread wild? Don't want to live?" Zhong Tianshi, you are also officials of the underworld, and you dare to take the lead in making trouble in the shops of us ordinary people, you are really good at bullying old women?"
"Sun Erniang, Sun Erniang, you put me down first, if you have something to say!" Zhong Kui's Taoism is a little shallower, so the backlash is relatively small, this time to rest, it is also a lot better, seeing the boss lady with a full face, even if she is already ugly to the point of wonderful, she has to sigh, there is really no ugliest, only uglier!
This proprietress was unforgiving, and scolded when she opened her mouth: "Bullying the good lackey, you dare to beg for mercy, see if the old lady doesn't kill you!"
Zhong Kui was shocked, he didn't expect this Sun Erniang to dare to really do it, and hurriedly scolded: "You woman, there is a reason for everything, you are indiscriminate, you open your mouth to scold, raise your hand and beat, do you think it is your black shop in the Yangshi?"
The proprietress heard Zhong Kui's pairs, snorted and threw him on the ground, and roared towards the door: "What do you see, believe it or not, the old lady chopped you up?
"Sun Erniang, you were originally amnesty by Emperor Song to open a shop here to repay the evil of the Yang world, but now you don't want to repent, but you have intensified your efforts and beaten the Yin officials, do you really think that this underworld is going to make trouble?" Bai Wuchang has recovered, seeing that the proprietress is violent, she is also unusually gentle and elegant, and she opened her mouth to scold, this Sun Erniang Yangshi sold human flesh in the Mengzhou Road Cross Slope and Zhang Qingkai Hotel, all the past merchants were killed by her for money, and they should have been punished in the hands of Emperor Song in the third hall, and after Emperor Song sent them one hundred and eight people to the small sixteenth layer of hell to be punished for a circle, they were each punished, and the two Sun Erniang and his wife were punished to open a hotel here to provide ghosts with food。
Sun Erniang saw Bai Wuchang revealing her old bottom, although she was angry, her momentum was much weaker, she didn't want to deal with Yincha, and she rarely showed up on weekdays, but today's movement was too big, and she also endured too much, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, so she rushed out with a knife and fire, but this arrow was on the string, but she had to send it, and inadvertently saw the soul outside the door talking about it, she was a short temper, how could she bear it this time, and she was about to have a seizure again, but she didn't want the man on the side to suddenly grab her and move towards Bai Impermanence, Wu Chang arched his hand and said: "Neizi is too angry, take advantage of the excuse to vent, and I hope you will forgive your sins, today's dry meal, vegetable garden Zhang Qing and invited, you want to eat and drink, but if you have, all of them will be given away for free today!"
The boss shouted, and almost all the ghosts outside the door who were not chattering about this restaurant turned their heads and pointed at Bai Wuchang, and there were even better people who carried the black impermanence that had not yet recovered, and accepted the trial together.
Hei Impermanence was originally in the back street, but there is nothing, although there are many people, but whether it is a person or a ghost, it is a consistent code of conduct to hang high and hang high, Hei Impermanence is lying on the road spitting blood, is he afraid of being falsely accused by him, and Hei Impermanence does not look like a good person.
Wu Chang, who was immersed in cultivation, didn't know, but the three of Black and White Impermanence and Zhong Kui were uncomfortable, surrounded by a large group of people, looking at themselves like juggling clowns, making them really sit on pins and needles, but it was also like this, they were not easy to have seizures, so they had to grit their teeth and listen to Sun Erniang's chatter.
Just when the three of them were almost holding back their internal injuries, Zhong Quino's heavenly voice suddenly came in, but it made Zhong Kui spit out a mouthful of blood: "Let go of my brother and let my sister-in-law come to ......"