Chapter 162: You Uninvited Guests
Huangfu still saw that the little junior sister was making good progress, and he was able to recruit twenty or thirty female monks every day for several days, so he launched a five-day and ten-day package respectively.
With just five high-grade spirit stones a day, you can enjoy God's ...... No, it's a fairy-like makeover.
If you hand over a ground level magic weapon, you can also enjoy free services for one year.
Of course, other charms, elixirs, and spirit herbs can also be exchanged for equal value.
For this reason, a lot of spirit stones were harvested and the inventory was expanded.
At present, Huangfu still has nothing new to earn spirit stones, and he is going to search for more pills next.
However, because of helping the little sister watch the scene, I also found some problems.
Why are there more uninvited guests and outrageously ugly guys who come to undergo the transformation.
One day, he was patrolling the mountain, but he was pulled by a girl to complain: "Hey, Huangfu Sect Master, your mountain is too unsafe." Why are there inexplicable things being lost, and these strange people, what's going on?"
"What do you mean?" Huang Fu Shang didn't understand the situation at the time, but when he looked at her fingers, he saw a guy with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, chatting with people.
"Haha, this girl is really insightful, our meeting is fate, why don't we go to enjoy the moon tonight?"
"Get out, don't bother me!"
With a bang, the person was knocked out, very unstylish.
Huang Fushang's expression was horrified at that time, and he was not surprised at all by this sense of déjà vu.
immediately pointed to the guy who got up and had a dark face, and said angrily, "Hey, hey." Please, this is a special practice for girls. What are you a big man here to mix with?"
"Ahem, it's not right for the big boss to say that. The man got up. actually quibbled, "Everyone has the so-called love for beauty." Besides, our Tianzhao Society is responsible for the safety of the entire Shenzhou, and we should come over to pay attention to everyone's safety. ”
After speaking, his attention shifted to the female monk on the side, and it was clearly the unreliable Lu Tianfang.
Huangfu Shang went up and grabbed his ear and said, "Don't be funny, you're just a tasteless guy." Tell me honestly. When did you come and how many bad things were done. Don't let Nangong Meng know, you will be good-looking when the time comes. ”
"What am I, what can I do?"
When the two were pulling and pulling, something suddenly fell out of Lu Tianfang's sleeve.
Huangfu Shang looked down, how could he seem to have a sachet or a belly pocket or something.
Good you guy. Sure enough, don't do good things!
Huangfu Shang didn't say a word, he punched and directly beat Lu Tianfang down.
"Wait, don't do it. May I tell who gave it to me?"
"What, there are others?" the emperor was still angry, and pulled him aside. "There's a good thing." Why didn't you say it earlier, can we work together? Who are your accomplices?"
"Is this, you guess?" Lu Tianfang smiled.
Huangfu Shang raised his fist again, "Guess your sister!"
Lu Tianfang immediately hugged his head and beckoned: "It was Wang Xiaohu who let me in, and Ren Tiantang is also a prison guard and a thief, and Bai Yujin is also suspected." ”
"I'm going, when are you going to run in, so many messy people?"
Huangfu Shang was directly shocked.
It's really not strictly guarded, the protection on the mountain is too loose, what kind of people are these!
decisively asked Lu Tianfang to take himself to find these guys, but found that in Wang Xiaohu's room, a group of people were using a gossip mirror to secretly check the situation on the mountain.
So he went in without saying a word, caught the thief and took the dirty, and detained the gossip mirror: "Okay, day and night, it is difficult to prevent thieves, you do such a good thing, are you worthy of the sect? Are you worthy of the conscience of heaven and earth? Are you worthy of the little junior sisters who worry about the sect?"
In a word, the pot exploded in the house.
Wang Xiaohu went to hug the gossip mirror without saying a word, but unfortunately he was a step late.
Ren Tiantang dodged and lay on the bed, closed his eyes and killed the dog.
Zhan Fei was speechless, and the snuffbox slipped from his hand.
Bai Yujin drilled directly under the table, holding his head and saying that he didn't care about me.
At that time, everyone was in the same heart, and when they mentioned their throats, they didn't know how Huangfu would attack.
Who knew that he looked around at everyone, but he finished the second half of the sentence coldly: "Why is there such a good thing, don't you call me in the morning?"
At that time, a group of people, all breathed a sigh of relief, and they were almost scared to death.
Ren Tiantang turned over and jumped off the bed, and said, "I know that senior brother doesn't care, let's continue." ”
Zhanfei couldn't hold his face, and said that he was going to leave and stop playing.
Huangfu Shang stepped on the table and said angrily: "Lao Tzu is here, you just said that you don't play, there is no such thing." ”
"So what do you say?"
No one could guess what he meant, and they sincerely begged for guidance.
Huangfu Shang glanced at everyone, saying that it seemed that it was not interesting to say something lofty at this time.
simply said bluntly: "Everyone, it is not okay to hide in the shadows like this, and only dare to experience the beauty of distance."
Real men, you have to muster up the courage to use your most sincere side to impress the girl, infect the girl, and make the girl cry for you crazy.
Therefore, there is nothing impossible in the world, only the determination to do it.
By the way, are you guys answering me loudly?"
"Tell me, what do you want us to do?"
Lu Tianfang took off his shirt directly, indicating that he used his biceps to testify.
Zhanfei pressed his head to the side and said angrily, "Just talking nonsense, what are you going to do?"
"What to do? The so-called golden wind and jade dew meet each other, it is better to go to countless people in the world, if the two love for a long time, how can they be ......?"
Huang Fushang smiled with his back hand, and suddenly read the poem, but seeing that everyone was dumbfounded, he hurriedly came back and said, "I mean, I plan to open a training class, for the majority of single dog monks, to teach you how to be chic and handsome." How to socialize with girls and capture their hearts. Then fly with your beloved sister and pretend to be ...... together I can't say that later. Otherwise, it's time for harmony. ”
After talking a lot, I felt that my mouth was dry, and I didn't forget to reach out and take out a bottle of juice from the storage bag and take a big sip.
Then he looked at the comrades who were all stupid in front of him, glared at him and said, "What do you mean, happy or not, say a happy word?"
Ren Tiantang and the others glanced at each other, Wang Xiaohu was the first to tear his face and pounced, hugging Huangfu Shang's thigh and shouting, "Brother Shang." You are really my savior, teach me anything. ”
"And me, how can this good thing be missing me?"
"No, I'm the first to nod, and I'm the one who counts me. ”
"Look at your little bit of talent, don't rob me!"
Seeing that a group of people were coming to the momentum, Huangfu Shang patted his thigh and said, "Let's just do what we say, we will start teaching tomorrow, and we will patronize each person with a high-grade spirit stone." One less son won't work. ”
"I'll go, you're thinking about the spirit stone?" Zhan Fei rolled his eyes.
Huangfu Shang didn't care, but said, "Of course, if each person introduces one or two people over." That's free. Anyway, love doesn't come, see you tomorrow morning. ”
After making up his mind, he left in an unfathomable way. The heart said that this can't stop you people, and when you turn around, you will suffer.
I thought of the ghost idea that popped up with me. Isn't this equivalent to a TV station recruiting actors and opening a training class?
The so-called practice. can't just rely on strength, everyone depends on their acting skills.
He also had to figure out how to appease the gang.
I decisively went against the tide of time, found some books such as "Actor's Quality" and "Methodological Acting", and got a few sets of fitness equipment by the way, so that they could vent their excess energy, so as not to be cranky.
After some planning, the plan for the men's friars' training class has also taken shape, and it is ready to start tomorrow.
Early the next morning, Huangfu Shang gathered on the top of the mountain, arrested Wang Xiaohu and Ren Tiantang, and let the two listen to his teachings.
"Well, how did you think last night?"
The two shook their heads when they heard this: "It's not good, the hell knows what you're going to do, no one wants to come?"
"Isn't it, you don't trust me?" Huangfu Shangyi frowned, "Then I'll let Nangong Meng pull the team away, and no one wants to see a cute girl on the mountain." ”
"Don't, don't, we're coming!" As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Tianfang flew up the mountain with people, followed by a group of Zhuang Ding, all with innocent faces, but it was the people from Yanyunzhuang who were hard-pulled.
"No, why are you looking for so many mortals to come over?" Huang Fu Shang was speechless, isn't this a joke?
Over there, Nangong Meng's team had already gathered, and a group of female monks were following the instructions of the little junior sister, forming a formation and practicing swords together.
These people from Yanyunzhuang suddenly looked straight, and they couldn't take care of it?
"Hey, where are you looking? a little bit of self-esteem, you deserve to be single, and the girl over there will never color you. ”
Huangfu didn't complain angrily, but Wang Xiaohu retorted: "Who said it, you see that Lu Lao is mostly happy." ”
When he turned around, he saw that Lu Tianfang had already happily blended into the woman's team, and he was talking to people shamelessly.
"Girl, you look so beautiful today, what kind of rouge do you use?"
"Bastard, there's a bug in there, is that okay?"
Before the emperor could finish complaining, the little junior sister over there had already punched the person out of the air, and glared at him: "What are you doing, don't come to make trouble!"
"See, this is the end of the occasion, and you should take caution. Huangfu Shang expressed deep contempt for Lu Tianfang, and then began to lecture.
"Now that you're here, listen to me. In the Oriental Shenzhou, where there is a third of an acre, anyone who is a little enlightened must want to cultivate a true enlightenment or something. But just cultivating the true enlightenment path is inevitably lonely, and the cultivation realm is the weak and the strong, and it is very cruel.
How to reasonably seek partners and form alliances is a technical job, especially finding a partner with like-minded monks of the opposite sex, it is definitely a technical job.
There is a way to match men and women, don't you get tired of working, do you want to be under my guidance, and from then on you will be deeply affected by the different ** and make a good relationship?"
After the verbosity, I looked up and saw that the Zhuang Ding were all asleep, leaving only Wang Xiaohu and Ren Tiantang on the ground, drawing a chessboard and playing backgammon.
"I'll go, you look down on people!"
Raised his leg and kicked everyone up. (To be continued......)