Chapter 19 The Judge's Pen
In the previous chapter, it was said that Hei Wuchang was arrogant and proudly unabashed, and accidentally provoked the two ancestors who were still trying to envelop them in every possible way, and looked at Wu Chang with a bitter face. The two of Tan Shenpo, their pitiful appearance, so that the ghosts can't look at them directly, Bai Wuchang raised his forehead and hid aside, Zhong Kui found a table and drank wine, Mrs. Zhong naturally accompanied Zhong Kui, Tan Shenpo and Zhong Quinoa were rare to agree with each other to send a disdainful expression to Hei Wuchang, but Lu Ju's eyes suddenly lit up, and he didn't want him to just speak, Hei Wuchang grabbed Wu Chang, and said: "Blame me Lao Hei for not talking, go, I'll punish myself with three cups first, and the three altars will also become, come, Brother Wu Chang, please take a seat!"
Wu Chang didn't care about it, it was purely because he was thinking too much about this black impermanence, and he came back to his senses when he pulled him like this, looked at Sun Erniang who served the food in person with a little dumbfounded eyes, swallowed his saliva and asked, "Are you Liang Shanbo's dominatrix Sun Erniang?"
Dragging a fat body, but walking unusually sharp Sun Erniang was stunned for a moment, in the spirit of a hero who does not eat the loss in front of him, this time she was made to have no temper at all, and replied quite respectfully: "The slave family is Sun Erniang, the nickname of the dominatrix, but it is the love of friends in the rivers and lakes, but it is not often called these years, the Hun family is Zhang Qing, because he likes to pick chrysanthemums and farm, others gave him the title of vegetable garden, uncle knows us?"
"Who doesn't know one of the one hundred and eight generals in Liangshanbo?" Wu Chang replied in surprise, but he didn't expect that the majestic Liangshanbo was now in such a situation. Lu Juan listened to it and hurriedly came up to explain: "If you want to say that this Liang Shanbo was originally a good man who walked for the heavens, and after his death, he went to the underworld to add merit, even if he was guilty of a lot of sin before, he didn't have to go to hell, but this Song Jiang didn't know the height of the sky, and he didn't say the name of King Chao Tian, but also teamed up with Wu Yong to set the trend of this heaven and earth, and rushed to the heaven and earth. ”
"At that time, the Song Dynasty had no way, and the Emperor Ziwei sent his disciple Fang La to go down to earth, but he didn't want to be spoiled by the thieves of Liangshanbo, after this Fang La went back, but he really didn't say a good word, although Song Jiang had Guanyin behind him, there was no way for the Emperor Ziwei and the Jade Emperor to join forces with the Emperor Xudu to suppress it, and the hundred and eight thieves suffered from this reincarnation. ”
Wu Chang nodded, I used to watch "Water Margin" and thought that this Liangshan hero who walked for the sky was a real hero and a real man, but I didn't expect that this substitute for the sky was still a copycat version, and Fang La was the main master, but I don't know what happened to this Shi Da now? Thinking in his mind, he unconsciously asked: "Judge Lu, I don't know how this Shi Nai'an is now?"
Lu Juan patted Wu Chang on the shoulder, and said very happily: "Brother Wu Chang is also polite, I and this old black and seventh brother are good buddies, you can call them brothers, and you can also call me brother, now is the public holiday of the prefecture, do you think anyone can call me? Shi Nai'an is just a writer, even if there is some influence, he will not do anything to him, now he should have been reincarnated, right? As for where it is, hehe, this is not my life, buddy! ”
"In order to prevent private teaching, each person only cares about his own business, and generally does not care about other things. Bai Wuchang took a sip of wine lightly, flicked the table with one hand and said, Lu Juan saw Bai Wuchang's action, immediately understood, and pulled Wu Chang to say: "Come on, Brother Wu Chang, don't just talk, but also taste the food of our underworld, let me tell you, although this Sun Erniang is not a ghost, but the dishes in this hand are really not to be said!"
Wu Chang picked up the chopsticks, and whispered with some palpitations: "Brother Wu Chang, you can take it easy, although we repair it very quickly, but it is not easy for people to make so many dishes!"
After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, it is also peaceful, Lu Juan does not seem to be strong enough to drink, even Zhong Quinoa can still be blushing and not panting, Lu Juan has already been in a daze Hu Tianhai yelling, for a while holding the black impermanence and calling his mother, for a while holding Mrs. Xie's hand to call his wife, and then making a big salute to Wu Chang, a table of people really made him make a fuss, just when everyone was thinking about how to throw him out, this guy suddenly came to his senses, although he was swaying, but he spoke coherently:" Brother Wu Chang, hiccup, we have a fate at first sight, I see that you have an extraordinary bearing, there will be some achievements in the future, the first time we meet, brother, there is nothing to give you, my judge's pen is a ten-in-one, let's cultivate, nine is the extreme, for thousands of years, this little thing has never fluctuated, it seems that you have a fate with it, today I will divide this judge's pen with you. ”
Wu Chang hadn't been drunk a few times, so after a few glasses of stomach, he was also dazed, fortunately, he had a good wine, and he sat with his spirits, but he really couldn't hear what everyone was saying, but Lu Judge asked for the judge's pen to give him but his body was sudden, and he was a lot more sober, what are you kidding, how can Lu Judge's judge's pen be so easy to take, and besides, these magic weapons like the ones they use, divide one point, the one with little power is not so simple, and hurriedly excused himself: " Brother Lu can see the outside, you and my brother are like each other at first sight, why bother to spend so much, besides, the son once said, 'And the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and the friendship between villains is sweet.' The gentleman is indifferent, the villain is willing to be rejected, and he has no reason to be together, then he has no reason to leave the '......"
Lu Juan was stunned for a moment, and asked in a daze, "Which one, say?"
Wu Chang picked up a glass of wine, saluted Lu Juan and said: "There are so many sons, who knows which one, anyway, it's either Confucius or Mencius, it's not Mencius or Sun Tzu, it's not Sun Tzu or Zhuangzi, it's not Zhuangzi...... Brother Lu drinks!"
"Brother Wu Chang, vomit, my brother really can't drink it, no matter which one you say, you must accept this judge pen today!"
Lu Juan hiccuped and said with a smile: "What Brother Seventh said is, Brother Wu Chang, you are polite!" But seeing that his palms were upward, his middle fingers were bent, his thumbs were pressed, and the other hands accused the judge's pen slowly floating in the air, a pair of dark eyes flashed under his thick eyebrows, and a dense breath continued to flow into the judge's pen, after a few breaths, two lines of strange words first detached from the pen, Wu Chang also knew a lot of underworld characters during this time, and read it out loud:" The six realms of Hongliu are upright and do not distinguish between cause and effect; in the three realms, the iron face is selfless in judging right and wrong. ”
After a while, the judge's pen began to gradually separate, a large and a small two brushes, the big one is no different from the original, the small one is only the general size of the ordinary large brush, the front end is half black and half hundred large pen head, the back end is like a halberd head of the general weapon, it looks extremely weird, after the two pens are completely finalized, the two lines of words out of a phantom engraved on the body of the small pen, and the rest of the flash and submerged into the body of the large pen.
After the separation, Lu Juan's red face just now turned pale, and his panting was a little uneven, the big one did not enter the Lu Juan Spirit Platform, Lu Juan reached out to take the smaller one, his face showed a trace of reluctance, shook his body and smiled: "Brother Wu Chang, this judge can be a fairy god on the pen, a ghost on the bottom, and a human being, you should make good use of it!"
Wu Chang took the judge's pen, but showed a wry smile: "Brother, why is this difficult, my calligraphy is all abstract, and besides, this is like this, where will I use it in other people's homes?"
"Haha, Brother Wu Chang is just a good look, you can't use this judge's pen, but it doesn't mean that others can't use it!" It was Zhong Kui who had been drinking beside him who spoke, seeing that Wu Chang was still confused, he held the wine glass and said: "Your good corpse is cut out of the Jade Emperor's Xuanyuan sword, and the Xuanyuan sword naturally becomes his weapon, but the evil corpse is different, he is the condensation of all the negative emotions in your body, and there is no weapon to take advantage of, you can't use this judge's pen, but you can use it for him!"
Wu Chang didn't ask Zhong Kui how he knew how his two corpses came from, of course he also knew, and if he asked, it was in vain, Zhong Kui would never say that it was said by Hei Wuchang's big mouth, and he turned around, thinking of letting Wu Xiang bring it to Wu Tian, but he found that Wu Xiang didn't know when he ran away, and he didn't have the ability to contact these two great gods, so he turned to Bai Wuchang again, hiccuped, and said with a smile: "Seventh brother, I have to trouble you!"
Bai Wuchang didn't say much, holding the magic trick in his hand, he pumped towards Wu Changlingtai, Wu Tian stood in front of everyone with a cold face, and said in a cold voice: "I don't know what is the matter with the deity?"
Wu Chang shook his head, threw the judge's pen in his hand, and said vaguely: "This is given by Brother Lu, you take it to refine, cultivate hard, remember Brother Lu's kindness, everything else is fine!" Wu Tian didn't ask much, took the judge's pen and shook his body, and disappeared, which made Wu Chang a little embarrassed, but Lu Judge had already arched to the bottom of the table, and there was no need to say anything.
Wu Chang looked at Bai Wuchang with a little crying and laughing, and found that he was staring at Lu Juan a little stunned, and couldn't help but have a trace of doubt in his heart: "Seventh brother, is Brother Lu okay?"
Bai Wuchang shook his head, took a sip of the wine in the wine glass, and then said: "It's okay, the drunkenness and mana consumption are just a little more serious, and Lu Juren is also very bitter, it would be good to remember him a little more in the future!" Come, let's drink ......"
Wu Chang waved his hand and smiled: "I can't drink anymore, and if I drink again, it's the same as last time, I slept for three days and three nights, hey, and why didn't my roommates find out last time I drank, I obviously smelled a smell of wine, and they still didn't believe it!"
"Among the three worlds, the fairy world is the highest, the netherworld is second, and the human world is the lowest, why can't they smell the smell of wine? Don't you don't like to hear this, Brother Seven, I tell the truth, of course, there is no absolute, like our top ten yin handsome, definitely not lower than the commander of the immortal world, the human world, is not necessarily inferior to my netherworld supervisor, just like the human world guardians often say, people and ghosts have different paths, not on the same road, so ah, our brothers can walk on the same road, but also the fate of several lifetimes!" Bai Wuchang didn't force it, he raised a glass to his wife, the two smiled at each other, and drank it all.
Wu Chang picked up the chopsticks and ate the dish, and said in his heart, this dish is really good, I don't want anything, that is the kind of fragrant taste, and then what I think is the taste, but Wu Chang doesn't dare to think about the taste of those chickens, ducks and fish anymore, he is afraid that he will be beaten by the souls of those things as soon as he goes out.
Looking at the people talking and laughing at the wine table, Wu Chang felt a long-lost relief in his heart, he has been out since he went to school in junior high school, and he rarely goes back on holidays, so there are not many days to get together with his relatives, his temperament is a little withdrawn, except for Fan Jian, there are only a few friends, a few in junior high school, and because of the loss of contact with the school, the same age in the village, Fan Jian went to school alone, and most of the others dropped out, so like this scene now, Wu Chang has not experienced a lot.
Zhong Quinoa, this little girl is massive, relying on her young age, making noise, but everyone has been poured a lot by him, of course, Wu Chang, who has risen, has also poured a lot of her, but this girl doesn't seem to feel it at all, and in the end, she clamored to change the big bowl, and her face turned a little pale with fright.
Seeing that the rooster was about to report the dawn, Wu Chang stretched his confused eyes and asked Bai Wuchang in a mess: "Seventh brother, when are we going back?"
"Go back, let's go back!" "Playing on the night of March 3, I know it all when I think about it, so I still rest on March 4, and on March 5, all the ghosts will go to work, but Wu Chang is different, he still has to go to class with a headache, Bai Wuchang is also drunk in the dark, and he can't speak clearly, Wu Chang looked around helplessly, it seems that everyone is drunk and can't be clear, and he doesn't know what to do for a while.
Just when Wu Chang was worried, Zhong Qu took off the arm of Goddess Tan who was hooked on her shoulder, stood up a little swayingly, grinned and said, "Xiao Changchang, what's wrong?"
"I'm going back to class!" Wu Chang rubbed his head and said, Zhong Qu shook his head, patted his little chest, and said: "What's so worrying about this, don't be afraid, sister, I'll send you up, and Sister Tan, the rooster is dawning, the soul is attributed, we can't hurt Sister Tan!" After a drink, the two people who were still frowning and coldly just now also called Sister Dao Mei, so that Wu Chang had to sigh at the power of this wine table.
made two high-level friends, got a weapon, and was still a daunting judge pen in the Three Realms, Wu Chang came to play this time, but he had a rush to get rich overnight......