Chapter XVIII: Judge Lu
Zhong Quinoa roared, causing all the ghosts to fall off their eyes, and they all turned their eyes to Zhong Quinoa's position, but this little girl didn't know where to go for a long time, leaving only a middle-aged man in a navy blue official robe, a double-cocked black gauze hat on his head, a notebook in his left hand, and a brush in his right hand standing there with an innocent face.
"You shouted just now?" Sun Erniang looked at the man with a suspicious expression, but she also recognized that this was the famous iron-faced selfless judge Lu in the underworld, but at this moment she decided that they would definitely cover each other, so she didn't even bother to give a good face, and asked in a strange voice: "Judge Lu is here to judge the case?" Why didn't you bring a third-class officer, aren't you afraid that I, the people, will gather a crowd to rebel?"
Hei Wuchang Sun Erniang was so arrogant, secretly thought to himself, I didn't expect this girl to be more arrogant than me, if I don't show some skills today, how will I mix in the underworld in the future, thinking about standing up in one breath, pointing at Sun Erniang's nose and shouting: "You are a woman, you are not reasonable, we went back to your restaurant and did not run, and the second did not say no compensation, you are fighting when you see us, and you are beaten when you see us, and you are not allowed to say a word at all, how can you be so unreasonable in this world?"
As soon as Sun Erniang heard Hei Wuchang's words, she didn't get angry, dragged a fat body, and slapped Hei Wuchang over, Hei Wuchang just stood up with a breath, seeing that her moves were simple, but secretly with evil energy, with her current appearance, she wanted to dodge but couldn't, but her heart quickly turned, how to use this slap to pull the disadvantage just now.
To say that this Wu Chang is also uneasy, just to eat, making such a big move, almost overturning the entire underworld, I knew this, I didn't take him to play below, these little ghosts are the most difficult, sometimes even the Ten Palaces Yama and the Emperor Xudu have to make concessions.
Hei Wuchang waited for a long time and didn't see Sun Erniang's slap, he couldn't help but be a little puzzled, when he opened his eyes, it turned out to be a giant sword blocking Sun Erniang's attack, Zhong Qu pouted beside him, his face was unhappy, and muttered: "If you want to be nosy, I'm about to hit her!"
"Boss, it's better to settle the knot, give me a thin face, everyone is good to talk about, what do you think?" Zhong Qu snorted, glanced at the person, a pair of smart beautiful eyes flipped over very gracefully, and said angrily: "Little white face, who do you think you are, do you see, the second of the top ten handsome people in the black impermanence and white impermanence of the earth, Boss, my brother Zhong Kui, known as the nemesis of the little ghost, canonized by the Jade Emperor himself, the supreme Qin bestows the Heavenly Master in the world, and there is the paralyzed face of the Three Realms standing over there, the cold-faced judge of the Three Realms, no matter how bad it is, your deity has not spoken yet, how can you speak?"
Wu Xiang's face remained unchanged, he was still polite, nodded sideways towards Zhong Quinoa and said softly: "What Sister Zhong Quinoa said is that Xiaosheng has trespassed, but the road is uneven, and he should come forward to flatten it, this is my code of conduct, hindering the girl's eyes, please close her eyes consciously!" Like Wu Chang, Wu Xiang also doesn't like to hear others call him a little white face, and he also has his own self-esteem, although he is only Wu Chang's doppelganger.
"This girl is not biased! you bite me?" Zhong Qu looked up with a small face, staring at Wu Xiang stubbornly, in her impression, Wu Xiang is Wu Xiang, Wu Chang is Wu Chang, the two are basically two people, she can be haggling with Wu Chang, but not with others, even if she knows that Wu Xiang is Wu Chang's doppelganger.
Wu Chang jumped downstairs with a smile, everyone's attention was put on running the hall just now, but no one paid attention to the culprit above, and Wu Chang was lucky, after the three people rebounded out, the vision disappeared, leaving him alone and still having an epiphany, Wu Tian and Wu Xiang woke up early, Wu Tian is not the kind of nosy person, Wu Xiang is different, so he took action to stop this scene.
Wu Chang put his hands behind his back, circled around Zhong Quinoa for a long time, and his mouth was full of words, and finally Zhong Quinoa was red-faced, and then he laughed, Zhong Quinoa was so angry that he laughed like this, and the dagger in his hand stabbed Wu Chang over, but he didn't want Wu Chang's body to be like a loach, and he jumped away without a trace, Sun Erniang saw these two people flirting and scolding, and his sense of existence dropped instantly, and he suddenly rose wildly, angrily brushed his sense of existence, and regardless of the morality of the rivers and lakes, he sneaked up according to Wu Chang's door.
"What a big bear paw!" Wu Chang shouted, only to find that he seemed to be wrong, and hurriedly dodged sideways, his body was flexible, and he stood up on the side of Sun Erniang's palm, like a rubber, and Sun Erniang bounced to the side, the boss over there, Sun Erniang's man saw that his daughter-in-law was being bullied, how could he be calm just now, and he raised his head and attacked.
Zhong Qu held a small dagger with cold light in his hand, and blocked the head, not wanting to be shocked back by Shengsheng for four or five steps before stopping, he couldn't help but get angry and scolded: "It's really shameless, the two of them are fighting alone, you dog take a mouse, what kind of business do you care?" As soon as Zhong Quino's voice fell, the soul of a pair of souls and mice who seemed to be dogs next to him shouted dissatisfiedly: "My two brothers are so good, I provoked you, why do you talk about us?"
Wu Chang has not systematically learned fist and foot kung fu, there is no stick in this hand, his hands and feet seem to be disobedient, and Sun Erniang's fist and foot exchanges are only a few rounds, and then he gradually loses the upper hand, Sun Erniang's husband looked at the gloom on his face, and also focused on confronting Zhong Quinoa, and still said with righteousness: " There are many of you, my husband and wife have suffered a few times to have this inn today, painstakingly managed and repaired, and now it is destroyed by you, not to mention compensation, but also three times and twice out of slander, fists and feet, the clay man still has three points of anger, the dog is anxious and people ......"
"Hey, talk about Lao Tzu again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will bite you to death?" The soul of the dog over there heard that the boss also said bad things about him, waiting for a pair of wet big eyes, roared angrily at the innkeeper, his eyes seemed to be boiling, he took out a piece of silver and threw it on the ground and scolded: "Didn't Lao Tzu just eat a meal without giving money? Give it to you, Lao Tzu has never been bad for money! If you dare to say Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will bite you to death!"
Wu Changdang let go of Sun Erniang's attack, looked at the dog's soul and smiled: "Brother dog, with you, this fight will definitely not be quarrelsome, how about giving you a Nobel Peace Prize in a hurry?"
I didn't want Wu Chang's words to anger the dog's soul, and seeing this posture, he was extremely excited, and clenched his ...... Forehead...... Paw roared, "What kind of dog do you think my old dog is?" to give me that kind of thing, it's ...... It's ...... This is a great insult to me! I am going to the king of Yama to complain to you!"
"Boy, do you dare to get distracted when you fight with my mother?" Sun Erniang slashed at Wu Chang's neck with a hand knife, and Wu Chang, who was in pain, screamed, hugged his neck and jumped in place, even the proprietress Sun Erniang, who was still angry just now, couldn't help laughing, and then asked nervously: "Are you a human?"
Wu Chang held his neck and replied angrily: "Nonsense, if it's not a human, can it be a ghost?"
Judge Lu suddenly walked up, grabbed Sun Erniang's wrist with one hand, grabbed Wu Chang's arm with the other, and shouted: "The 14,744th street free fight...... Fighting, Sun Erniang, win!" turned his face to Wu Chang, and asked suspiciously: "Are you talking about, little brother, there are either ghosts or ghosts in this, how did you get in with a mortal body?"
Everyone also knew Lu Ju, at this time, when they saw Lu Juan come forward, they also knew that there was nothing lively to see, and those who knew each other ran to their own things, and those who didn't know each other also nodded, expressing the friendship of watching together, but a few breaths were scattered, Wu Xiang came up again at this time, and said with a deep face: "Lord Lu, when it comes to this, it's really a child without a mother, it's a ......long story."
Lu Juan snorted coldly, and said in a muffled voice: "Then make a long story short!" Wu Chang pushed Wu Xiang away, and just wanted to explain, Hei Wuchang said in a loud voice: "Lu Juan, I brought this kid in, what do you want?"
Lu Juan glanced at the black impermanence, his tone was cold, but he said seriously: "No special certificate, those who do not enter the underworld will be expelled or killed!" Then his face turned and he said very flatteringly: "Of course the rules are set by ghosts, only if you believe it, you will see the hell, what the starling said!" If those ghosts see Lu Juan's appearance at this time, I don't know how many broken teeth will fall on the ground, but unfortunately Lu Juan will not give them this opportunity, of course, they didn't seize the opportunity, but there are two people still here.
Judge Lu soon realized that there were outsiders here who saw his current appearance, and suddenly murdered everywhere, Sun Erniang and her people were not fools, they were justified just now, and the most important thing was that there were many onlookers just now, and now they are the next parties, and there is also a biased person, the hero does not suffer the loss in front of him, and his face immediately changed, and he said stiffly: "The cheap woman is interested in the interests for a while, and I hope that you will forgive me, and I will immediately prepare a wine banquet for all the adults." ”
The boss over there also hurriedly showed goodwill, and said with a smile: "Zhang Qing has no way to discipline, and I hope that you will atone for your sins, my husband and wife will work diligently in the future, welcome people with a smile, share worries and solve problems for adults, and make more contributions to the harmony of the underworld.
Lu Juan stared coldly at Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang for a while, staring at them until they broke out in a cold sweat, and then gave up, but Sun Erniang's appearance was really hurtful, Lu Juan rubbed his eyes vigorously and said flatteringly to Hei Wuchang: "Starling, you see that this matter is handled like this, are you still satisfied?"
"Count you kid acquaintance!It's okay to make a living, keep working hard!" Hei Wuchang looked up with a black face and looked like a dumb face, Lu Juan trotted over, and asked in a low voice: "What the starling said is that I must work hard, and everything is only to shoot the starling...... God fart from, that, what, starling, you see, I also made a lot of efforts, today the whole underworld is on holiday, I was also dragged over, you see...... This appearance fee ......"
Hei Wuchang glanced at Lu Juan and said, "How much do you want? Lao Tzu is not bad for money!" Lu Juan nodded and said, "Yes, yes, it's not bad for money, so ...... The money we used to play cards last time, you see...... Isn't it ......" Hei Wuchang's face changed, and he scolded with righteousness: "We are all good young people in the underworld, we are civilized, polite, new style, and self-cultivation, how can we make which pigs and dogs are not as good as ...... That pig brother and dog brother are embarrassed, slip of the tongue, gambling is coming! Judge Lu, you ...... I'm never going to come!"
"No, that starling...... You ......" Lu Juan must be, this black impermanence actually wants to repay the debt, then he has to pay it, this is worth more than a year's salary, and he must not be allowed to look for it, and he hurriedly said: "Starling, you still have an IOU...... You ......"
Hei Wuchang's eyes widened, and he immediately roared back: "Am I that kind of person? What kind of IOU, will my eighth child give people an IOU?"
"Yes, yes, no, no, I remember wrong, it was the two guys who beat the bull head and horse face, I'm sorry, the starling brother is handsome and chic, suave, the key is to learn to be rich and rich, how can you owe me money......" Lu Juan reacted quite quickly, and the strength of the righteous indignation just now was 100% transformed into a magic skill, which really amazed everyone, but the fire in his stomach almost suffocated his internal injuries, and he yelled at Sun Erniang: "What do you see? Why don't you hurry up and prepare wine and food, hungry Second Master Hei, can you afford it?" Let me tell you, even Emperor Song will not have a good time with a stroke of my pen, you should be careful!
Hei Wuchang closed his eyes and nodded, and replied angrily: "The first half ......of the sentence is still like a ghost story, and the second half of the sentence is purely human talk! Ouch, what, Brother Wu Chang, I didn't say you, oops, Miss Tan, I didn't say you either! Don't think about it!"