Sixth, ninety-four, all fake
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The little eared girl respectfully saluted her mother and said, "Junior Li Er, the people in the rivers and lakes call Taishang Laojun, please say hello to Nuwa Niangniang." β
"Nuwa Niangniang? What Nuwa Niangniang? I don't know her, I don't know her well, I haven't eaten at the same table!" "My mother was pretending to cry just now, but now she suddenly wiped her face and turned around to run.
Tang Sen shouted angrily: "Mom, don't go! Let's make it clear, who are you......?" Is it really Nuwa?"
Taishang Laojun asked her something, she could pretend to be confused and turn around and run, but when Tang Sen talked to her, it was inconvenient for her to run, and if she could run the monk, could she still run the temple? Tang Sen was going home soon, where would he hide when the time came?
My mother had no choice but to turn around and say with a flat mouth: "Okay, I'm Nuwa, can't I admit it?"
Everyone listened to her admit it, and finally sighed, it turned out that it was really Nuwa Niangniang, no wonder she was so powerful, she actually defeated 84,000 Buddhas with her own strength, and easily defeated 84,000 Buddhas, thinking about it carefully, who else in the world except Pangu and Nuwa, the two creation gods, can do it?
In fact, the great god of Pangu and Nuwa Niangniang do not belong to Buddhism, and of course they do not belong to Taoism, the two great gods exist in ancient Chinese mythology, at that time, what Buddhism and Taoism have not been "blown out...... Pangu God and Nuwa Niangniang both belong to the "creation level" gods, as for the Buddha level and Tianzun level, they can only be out of reach.
The great god Pangu has turned her body into mountains and rivers, so she can't be Pangu, and the only creation god that still exists in the world is Nuwa Niangniang.
According to legend, after Nuwa Niangniang created humans, no one knew where she went, but she didn't expect to appear here.
Tang Sen said with a confused face: "I said Mom, are you really Nuwa?"
"Yes, I admit it, and you don't believe it. My mother said unhappily: "When I didn't admit it, I was asked to make it clear...... Hmph, how can you be so willful? I have to hurry home and peek at you...... Cough...... Hurry home and play games. β
I wipe, just want to go home and peek at my diary?" Tang Sen sweated profusely and said: "Since you are Nuwa, how can there be a man who can abandon you from the beginning, which man can run out of the palm of your hand?
"Well, this one!" a look of embarrassment flashed on the mother's face, just like all the parents in the world who have been exposed by their children's lies, and said a little weakly: "Ahem...... What's this...... This one...... Ahem......"
At this time, the girls next to them finally couldn't stand it anymore, and Xiao'er Yin and Yang said weirdly: "Tang Sen, you're too stupid, Nuwa Niangniang wants a child, do you need a man? β
Tang Sen Khan: "Hey, Mom, is it really fake?
Mom brushed the ground and jumped up: "Nonsense, it's not muddy!"
Townsend was relieved, but fortunately, I wasn't weird.
But before he could be relieved for a few seconds, he heard his mother say: "In the past, when the world was created, the people I pinched with mud looked like apes, ugly and died, causing human beings to go through tens of thousands of reproduction, genetic Keon upgraded, and finally became handsome guys and beauties, I think it must be mud bad." So this time when I pinched Towngson, I didn't use mud anymore...... I use a top-of-the-line ...... Clay!"
"Flutter!" Townsend spurted out a mouthful of blood.
The girls sweated profusely.
Tang Sen said: "Okay, Mom, can you tell the whole story? Why do you, a great god of Nuwa, want to hide in the human world and live, and deliberately make a me, pretending to be a single mother who has been abandoned by others, there must be some reason for this, right?"
Mom shrugged: "Okay, okay, I'll elaborate." β
She paused, seemed to spend a lot of time thinking, and finally sighed: "Actually, since the **** of creation pinched the ancestors of human beings, no human beings have been made...... Because, at that time, the humans I pinched out were all ugly, very much like apes, of course, this must be bad mud, definitely not my poor craftsmanship. β
Everyone: "......"
My mother continued: "I felt that I couldn't always pinch some unknown apes, so I spent tens of thousands of years practicing the technique of pinching people in the mountains...... I swear that I must make the best looking and most perfect person in the world. So, for tens of thousands of years, I've been hiding in a small cave and kneading mud, well, that's it. β
Everyone was sweating at the waterfall: "Nima, did you live for tens of thousands of years before this?"
My mother said proudly: "Twenty years ago, I finally achieved my craft, and the models I pinched out were more beautiful than the other, so I decided to give life to the best-looking, most handsome, and most handsome model, and make it a real human being, wahaha, it's you, Xiao Sensen...... You are my mother, I have collected tens of thousands of years of hard work, and the most perfect person who has been pinched out with the most exquisite craftsmanship, oh, there is no one in the world who is more handsome than you, wahahaha. β
All the girls hid their faces together, okay, no wonder Tang Sen is so handsome, everyone loves flowers and flowers, and the girls have weak legs when they see them, it turns out that it is the highest work that Nuwa Niangniang has spent tens of thousands of years exercising her craft.
My mother continued: "I took the newborn Komori down the mountain, only to find that in tens of thousands of years, the development of human society has been completely different, those ape-like humans have evolved, and now they look good, and they have built cities and lived a new life, which seems to be full of fun, there are games to play, and cartoons to watch...... I fell in love with these things, and I went to live in human society. But in human society, there must be an identity to live, and you can't mix with nothing, so I referred to the setting of a cartoon and made myself a single mother, and Xiao Morisen became my son, and I also borrowed the setting of the cartoon to say that there is an evil father who abandoned our mother and son...... Uh-huh, that's it anyway. β
Tang Sen: "I'm rubbing, the independent and strong life I've seen since I was a child, my mother who occasionally hides in the corner and cries, and my father, who I hated the most since I was a child, are all made up?"
Mom said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, it's all the setting of the cartoon, in order to let you have a memory that seems to be real, I asked you to watch that cartoon repeatedly when you were one year old, and as a result, you thought it was the reality you saw with your own eyes, and children can't figure out reality and illusion the most." β
Townwend: "......"
Girls: "......"
What a madness, outrageous! Tang Sen wanted to cry without tears, his precious childhood memories were actually fake. For this kind of crazy mother...... Huh? No...... Since she is Nuwa, and I am the one she made out of clay, is she still my mother?
Townsend suddenly fell into confusion...... Generally speaking, a mother is a person who has given birth to herself, or raised herself. But Nuwa does not need to give birth to people, so there is no such thing as childbearing, as for nurturing...... This is even more difficult to say, maybe she was still raising her before she was seven years old, but since she knew how to do housework at the age of seven, she was taking care of her mother......
Who raised whom did this Nima?
Can this product be my mother?
Perhaps, because he created this, he can call it a mother, just like humans call the earth Mother Earth, but ...... Who would really think that the earth is their mother from the depths of their soul? It's completely different from the real mother, right?
Townsend was tangled, confused, and frenzied for a while.
At this time, the old mother was tiptoeing and about to slip away, she wanted to go home as soon as possible, take out the diary that Tang Sen had hidden under the bed and take a peek, what did Xiao Sen write in it? I really want to know, I really want to know.
She had just opened a portal in the void, and wanted to break the void and leave, but Tang Sen saw her movements at a glance, twenty years of living together, of course her little thoughts Tang Sen knew everything about it, and hurriedly shouted: "Mom, don't go, you will definitely peek at my diary when you go back, from now until you go home, you are not allowed to leave my sight." β
When my mother heard it, it was not good, Xiao Mori Sen was really witty, she pounced and wanted to jump into the void.
However, Tang Sen's movements were not slow, and just before his mother remembered to jump, Tang Sen had already come to a predetermined ......
When it is faster and slower than the movements, it is absolutely impossible for Tang Sen to withstand the creation-level Nuwa, but when my mother is playing with Tang Sen, she never uses divine power, this is a habit that has been cultivated in the human world for twenty years, how can it be easily changed?
The moment Tang Sen pounced on her, his mother put away his divine power, lest her divine power shock him. As a result, Mom's speed is far inferior to Townsen.
She was still close to shattering the void, and Tang Sen had already pounced on her and hugged her. Usually used to playing at home, when Tang Sen and his mother went crazy, they all cared about each other's body parts, and they all grabbed them indiscriminately.
Tang Sen pounced, it was a good coincidence, his hand happened to be put into the hem of the pajamas, straight into the clothes, and he felt a soft bulge on the palm of his hand, which felt ...... It's simply not too comfortable.
In fact, when Tang Sen and his mother were crazy in the past, they would occasionally encounter some sensitive places, but at that time the feeling was different, and what I thought at that time was, what does it have to do with my son and my mother? When I was a child, I was still breastfeeding, and I didn't see anything wrong. But this time, Townsend let out a scream: "Oh! I didn't mean to. (To be continued.) )