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"Cut! What are you doing so loudly?" the old mother gave him an angry look, pulled his hand out of her clothes, and said, "You have touched me before, and you have never seen a pig scream?"

Tang Sen Khan said: "Before...... Right now...... Uh......"

"Uh-, there was no difference between then and now, and you and I still have to pay attention to the indoctrination of men and women? You bathed with me until you were twelve. After my mother finished saying this, she suddenly turned around and wanted to slip away again.

But Tang Sen knew her too well, and her serious appearance just now had already aroused Tang Sen's suspicions, and before he could slip away, Tang Sen reached out and grabbed her again: "Don't want to go back and peek at my diary." ”

"Hey, I'll just take a look at your diary, what's wrong with you? You're guarding against me like a thief, it's not too much!"

Tang Sen snorted: "I can show you anything, but the diary is resolutely not given." Anyway, don't leave my sight until you get home......"

"Wow, Xiao Mori is so perverted, it will take at least a few hours to get home from here, even if you take a plane, and if you are not allowed to leave your sight during this time, then you will have to follow up and watch your mother even go to the bathroom? "Mom is serious.

Townwend: "......"

The girls sweated profusely.

Tang Sen pulled Zhang Duxue over and instructed seriously: "Duxue, if my mother goes to the toilet, please follow up and monitor her, don't let her slip away." ”

Zhang Duxue suddenly felt that Yali Mountain was big: "But...... She...... She's Nuwa Niangniang, I'm ...... I don't have the ability to look at her, she just moves her little finger, and I can't move. ”

The other girls also said together: "Except for you, who can watch her?"

Tang Sen suddenly cried and laughed: "This ......"

The old mother said triumphantly: "Hehe, Xiao Sensen, there is no trick, right? You can't win against your mother." ”

Tang Sen had no choice but to grit his teeth and said unreasonably: "Anyway, you are Nuwa, and in the time between now and going home, it shouldn't be very difficult to go to the toilet, right?"

"Flutter!" The mother spurted out a mouthful of blood: "Oh my God, I am crazy, there is such an unreasonable son in the world, everyone come and comment, this is domestic violence, it is abuse of the elderly who are lonely and widowed......"

She screamed badly, but no one paid attention to her......

Tang Sen firmly clasped his mother's wrist with one hand to prevent her from slipping away, and the group began to go home. Now that Townwex's trip was over, he had so much to do that he had to take the time to rearrange all the places he had passed through on this trip, and he couldn't forget any of the promises he had made to go back to see his sister wherever he had left.

There are a lot of troubles waiting for him after returning home, and now there are a large group of girls waiting for him to get married, a few of which Tang Sen really likes, such as Zhang Duxue, Sister Guanyin, and some Tang Sen has a good feeling, and some can't say whether they like it or not, but they already have a good relationship. Townsend had been avoiding considering them before, but now it seemed that he had to give them an account.

"Hey, Xiao Sensen, what are you thinking?" Mom was grabbed by the wrist, so she didn't have the idea of running away, but she had to say something.

Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "I'm thinking about the girls' affairs, so many women, how should I deal with it?"

"Cut, what's not easy to deal with, I'm married. "Mom doesn't care about the authentic way.

Tang Sen Khan: "Don't be so irresponsible, okay? Where can I deal with so many women as a man, haven't you heard of grinding iron rods into needles?"

"Oh, you don't have to worry about that. My mother said triumphantly: "I said that you are my highest masterpiece, other men will grind iron rods into needles, but you won't, you can sleep one or two hundred a night is not a problem, because they are all made of clay, you are clay, the grade is completely different." Mom will give you an example, it's like a figure in a toy store, everyone else is made of ordinary plastic, you are a high-grade plastic. So other figurines can only be sold for a few dozen dollars each, and you can sell them for hundreds. ”

Townwend: "......"

I rub it, how can I not feel the difference between mud and clay? Isn't clay a euphemism for mud? Aren't low-grade plastics and high-grade plastics both plastics?

"Hey, no kidding, let's be serious, I can really handle one or two hundred so many?" Tang Sen is also a man, as long as he is a man, he does not pay attention to his ability in that regard, in fact, every man has had a dream of being a ten women overnight, but most men will eventually find that when they are young and prosperous, they will not be able to do it at most three or four times a night, and when they reach middle age, they can't last a few minutes a night, and when they get old, they will ...... The Ten Maidens of the Night Emperor can't even dream of anything, let alone one or two hundred.

The old mother said seriously: "Guarantee no problem, he meows, Nuwa has promised you, what do you still suspect? Who else has more say than me? I don't believe you go back to your daughter's country to try, anyway, the women there don't mind what to do with men, you can come to tens of thousands of women to let you test with a casual hello, if you can't keep a hundred women at night, find me to settle accounts." ”

Tang Sen's sweat flowed loudly, and after flowing for a while, he suddenly became happy again, and said with a smile: "Mom, I don't thank you for anything else, only this, I really have to thank you." ”

My mother also smiled and said, "You kid is also a thief, don't thank you for anything else, just thank you for this...... It seems that your discipline is not very high, so I said, how can I teach such a serious son to be such a profligate woman, it turns out to be a false seriousness. ”

Tang Sen Khan said: "Hey, there is no inevitable connection between a man's ability and serious......ness in that regard!

"Don't you come, doesn't my mother understand you?" my mother snorted, "Are you secretly glad that you can now marry all the beautiful women you met along the way......?" Man! man...... Tut-tut......"

Tang Sen smiled awkwardly, okay, just like he knows his mother, his mother also understands himself, he really thought like this just now, and he was embarrassed to refute it when his mother broke it, so he had to say: "Okay, don't talk nonsense, let's go home first...... By the way, our family has moved to the daughter country...... Okay, let's go back to my daughter's country first. ”

"Do you think that the daughter country is a good place...... "The old mother said mysteriously: "With your new ability, the daughter country is simply heaven." ”

Townwend: "......"

The proud discipline shook slightly at this moment, and for the nameless thought that flashed in his mind just now, Tang Sen himself felt a little uncomfortable, too obscene, too shameless, how could he be like this......? But, it's so cool...... If it's a man, it's a man! Well, you can try it when you go back to your daughter's country, tsk.

Tang Sen and his entourage slowly descended the Ling Mountain.

Walking on the path down the mountain, a golden woman suddenly appeared in front of him, Tang Sen fixed his eyes, wow, this woman is so familiar, who is here? Obviously, but why is this face a little impressed? After a few seconds, Tang Sen finally remembered: "Wow, Sha Wujing, what are you ...... Why are you so shining here?"

The woman standing in the middle of the mountain road was Sha Wujing, and when she heard Tang Sen's greeting, she let out a series of crazy laughs from her mouth: "Wahahahaha, wahaha, sure enough, someone saw me and took the initiative to greet me, wahahaha, I won, my sense of existence exploded!

Tang Sen Khan: "Hey, don't just laugh, explain quickly, what's wrong with you?"

Sha Wujing said triumphantly: "When you fought with the 84,000 Buddhas, I was actually on the battlefield, I shouted desperately, saying that I was also going to fight, but I didn't see me at all, and then Nuwa Niangniang appeared and beat Amitabha Buddha, I like to beat the water dog the most, so I also ran over to beat him, but he was afraid of me, so he named me Nan Wu Golden Body Arhat, saying that with this golden body, you can have a sense of existence, and sure enough, as he said, you can see me now." Hahahaha!"

Is there a mistake?

It turned out that Amitabha Buddha was beaten by Sha Wujing for a while, very angry, he looked left and right, but he couldn't see who hit him, only saw a shadow floating around him to hit him, Amitabha Buddha if he was in a good state, such a shadow would fly away as soon as he stretched out his hand, but he was just educated by Nuwa Niangniang, and now he didn't dare to act rashly, and thought that this shadow was Nuwa Niangniang's means.

He didn't dare to resist, so he had to beg Sha Wujing frantically for mercy, begging her to stop beating him.

Sha Wujing said in a staccato voice: "Aren't your Buddhists very powerful? Give me a sense of existence, and I won't beat you." ”

Amitabha Buddha thought about it and didn't know how to make a monster get a sense of existence, and then he suddenly lit up the light bulb above his head, thinking that the Nan Wu Golden Body Arhat in Buddhism was very eye-catching, and the sense of existence was off the charts, so he took the magic weapon out, sealed Sha Wujing as the Nan Wu Golden Body Arhat, and gave her the ability of the Golden Body Arhat.

Sha Wujing used the magic power of the golden body, and sure enough, she suddenly shone brightly!

Of course, Tang Sen didn't know the details, and Sha Wujing couldn't say it herself, she just laughed triumphantly: "Wowhahaha, now I'm windy, I'm awesome, I'm golden, the whole world will see me, I want to be a big star, I want to be an idol, I want to be the most famous person in the world." ”

"Yes, yes...... You're awesome. Tang Sen said angrily: "But these ambitions you have set are too big, are there any temporary, relatively small wishes you want to achieve?"

When Sha Wujing heard this, she suddenly froze, and then puffed in front of Zhang Duxue, crying loudly: "Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, you can see me now, right? I beg the Ministry of Finance to settle my wages for the past few years! It's wrong to owe migrant workers their salaries!"

Zhang Duxue: "......"

Everyone: "......" (To be continued.) )