328 Moe, dating ticket
Updated at 8 a.m. –
As soon as Chang'e looked at Tang Sen's eyes, she knew that her behavior of bringing the rabbit was correct, with the round rabbit as a foil for herself, the beauty who had a perfect score of 100 points can now break through the upper limit and score 150 points!
She sat down on the stone with great grace, assumed an elegant posture, and took a sip of the mineral water that Townsend had placed on the large stone for hospitality......
Tang Sen complained violently in his heart: The last time I saw me, I also deliberately posed when I drank water, but this time it was the case again, you are so blatantly pouring water, readers will unsubscribe.
"Tonight's beautiful scenery, the bright moon is bright, and Mr. Tang meets by the lake, it is really a great joy in life, come, have a drink first. "Fairy Chang'e is still continuing to set up music, but unfortunately she drinks mineral water and doesn't feel like drinking.
Tang Sen said helplessly: "Fairy girl, let's talk about business, I invited you to chat this time, mainly to talk about the Jade Emperor...... person"
"Oh, Your Majesty the Jade Emperor?" Fairy Chang'e said strangely: "Your Majesty is a good Jade Emperor, it can be said that he is the most enlightened generation of Jade Emperors in ancient times, with outstanding ability, wisdom and decisiveness, integrity, and a ......clear eye for doing things."
"Oh, I didn't invite you to talk about this today, I just wanted to inquire, whether His Majesty the Jade Emperor is married, and if not, whether there is already someone you like?" Tang Sen asked tentatively.
"Scare, Mr. Tang...... You...... Why do you ask this?" Fairy Chang'e's face suddenly showed a heartbroken expression: "It turns out that you are in love with His Majesty the Jade Emperor, no wonder you turn a blind eye to other people's secret Qiu Bo." ”
Tang Sen didn't have time to complain about this, so he quickly shook his hand and said, "The fairy misunderstood, I didn't like the Jade Emperor, don't figure it out without permission." ”
"Then you ask me this?" Fairy Chang'e pursed her little mouth aggrievedly: "Generally speaking, this means that you like her." Otherwise, how can you care if she has someone she likes? Why don't you ask me if I have someone I like?"
It's really troublesome to talk to a woman, Tang Sen said with a bitter face: "I asked this to solve a doubt, or to solve a conspiracy, don't always understand the private affairs of your children, we are studying serious things." ”
Fairy Chang'e said unhappily: "It's useless for you to ask me, His Majesty the Jade Emperor is high." I'm just a little fairy, where can I find out what she really thinks in her heart, and I don't know if she has someone she likes. ”
"Then can you help me inquire? By the way, if you inquire about this matter, you must hide it from Tai Bai Xing, the Giant Spirit God, the Nine Yao Star Officials, the Twenty-Eight Residences and others, for the sake of insurance, it is best to hide it from all the great gods and immortals, just inquire from His Majesty the Jade Emperor's close attendants, and the relationship that is a little further away cannot be touched, otherwise I am afraid of being exposed." Tang Sen said: "I don't have anyone else to turn to." The only person I can speak to in the entire Heavenly Court is the fairy girl, and the others are very strange. ”
When Chang'e heard this, her expression improved, and the entire Heavenly Court Tang Sen could only talk to me, which is a good thing, which means that I am still very important in his mind, with a certain degree of uniqueness. Thinking of this, a smug look flashed on her face: "Then I'll help you inquire." How are you going to thank me?"
The girls in the human world often say things like this, which helps you. How can you thank me?
When Townsend encountered this kind of problem before, most of them said, "Please eat!" This is also a common way for humans to solve the problem of indebtedness, but ...... Does the fairy Chang'e in the Moon Palace need to eat? It seems that most of the immortals can open the valley, and eating should not be a great thing for her.
Townsend had no choice but to ask, "What do you want?"
Fairy Chang'e smiled and said, "I want ten dating tickets." ”
Treadsen Khan: "What is a date ticket?"
"Well, to put it simply, it's your autograph promising a coupon. As long as I come to you with a date ticket, you're going to have to go on a date with me, well, like that, tickets or something. ”
Townsend: "Hey. Ten is too much, right? I'll only give you one. ”
"How can one do?" Fairy Chang'e said very seriously: "Do you think it is easy to inquire about His Majesty the Jade Emperor? I still have to avoid being noticed by the great gods and immortals you mentioned, then I can only take the fairy route, that route is very difficult to take, the fairies are all stingy women, and it will cost a lot to ask them for a little help." ”
"A big price?" Tang Senqi said, "How big is it?" I have some property, I don't know if I can use it. ”
Chang'e shook her head and said, "For fairies, is money useful? It's no fun! The price of buying them is too great for me to afford, so I can only ask you for a few more dating tickets." ”
Tang Sen thought to himself: If you want to buy fairies, you probably have to use some magic weapons, thousand-year-old lingzhi, thousand-year-old ginseng, thousand-year-old gourds and other things, it is indeed very expensive, and the Tang coins in your hands are estimated to be insufficient, and I don't know what Fairy Chang'e will use to buy the fairies, that's it, according to what she said, if she only gives ten dating tickets, she is taking advantage of her.
Tang Sen said: "Okay, I'll give you ten dating tickets, how do you do this?"
"I'm ready. Chang'e had already prepared, she reached out in her pocket, and took out a bunch of glittering cards, which were already printed.
"Dating voucher: With this voucher, you can go on a date with Mr. () once, and Tong Su is not bullied. ”
Chang'e stretched out her hand and pointed to the bracket in the middle of the card and said, "Mr. Tang, your autograph is in the brackets, and it's done." ”
Tang Sen was sweating profusely, Nima, how did you come up with this kind of thing? Okay, just sign it! He took out the signature pen and wrote his name in the brackets, and as soon as he signed it, he found that the card glowed with golden light, and the name he signed was actually fused into the card, and it perfectly formed a whole, just like the one that was printed.
Fairy Chang'e said: "In this way, even if the contract is set, if you violate this contract, the consequences will be very serious, it will be a violation of the rules of heaven, and you will be wanted by the heavenly court." Therefore, there is no need to doubt the effectiveness of this kind of coupon, it is very reliable. ”
Tang Sen Khan said: "On what premise was this thing invented?"
"Well, it was invented with dating in mind. Chang'e said: "In the past, some beautiful fairies liked to use the heavenly soldiers and generals to help them do things, but they just used it simply, and threw it away when they ran out, without giving others a sweet taste." To put it bluntly, it's a green tea...... About thirty or forty years ago, a large number of green tea appeared in the heavenly court, which broke the hearts of the heavenly soldiers and generals, in order to put an end to the bad behavior of these beauties who used silk men for free, Taishang Laojun invented this kind of dating coupon, and the heavenly soldiers and generals let the fairies sign the dating coupons before helping the fairies, and they were not afraid that they would regret it afterwards. As a result, the green tea was killed, and now the fairies no longer dare to use the heavenly soldiers and generals casually, and they have to pay a certain price for asking people to do things, which has become everyone's consensus. ”
Tang Sen felt a pain in his stomach: "I said, can Taishang Laojun invent something that contributes to the world? What kind of trouble is it to invent such an infamous coupon? Hey, then again, Fairy Chang'e, have you ever used the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals?"
Fairy Chang'e said calmly: "Don't talk nonsense, I never use the silk men, it's too unreasonable to play with other people's feelings." Moreover, I don't need to use them, no matter what I want, Wu Gang will help me get them, I don't need to use the heavenly soldiers and generals. ”
Townwend: "......"
Hey, aren't you using Wu Gang? What's the difference between this and using the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals?
As if seeing through Tang Sen's thoughts, Fairy Chang'e said seriously: "There is a difference, even if the green tea don't like the silk men, they will not explicitly reject them, but deliberately hang people's appetites and make them into spare tires." I have always rejected Wu Gang very clearly, and it is he who will help me after being rejected...... It's definitely not the same as a green tea. ”
Townsen's stomach hurt even more than it had just been...... Poor Wu Gang, I'm really sorry that my brother beat you last time, it turns out that you are such a tragic man, I should sympathize with you, I shouldn't have beaten you.
Fairy Chang'e put the ten dating coupons signed by Tang Sen into her pocket, and said with a smile: "Okay, then we are done talking, we can start talking about some private matters, what type of girl does Mr. Tang like? Let's have a long talk and talk until dawn......
Tang Sen had just asked someone for help, and he was embarrassed to send her away, so he had to accompany Chang'e to talk about the world, talk about some things he had seen and heard during the journey, or interesting things in the human world. Chang'e has been in the Guanghan Palace all the year round, with only a boring tree chopping Wu Gang and a round rabbit by her side, she is actually a very lonely woman, listening to Tang Sen say some interesting things in the human world, she is very happy, and has been giggling happily.
The happy time is always very short, in a blink of an eye, the night is about to pass, the moon in the sky has become fainter and fainter, almost out of sight, Chang'e Fairy said with a bitter face: "Mr. Tang, I have to go back, the moon is about to close, and I won't be able to go back later......"
Tang Senqi said: "Can you only go down to earth at night?"
"Well, when the moon appears at night, the Moon Palace can be directly connected to the human world, so that I can steal the mortal world. Once dawn, the door to the moon and the human realm is closed, and if I want to go down to earth, I can only go through the South Heavenly Gate, where no one can enter or exit. Fairy Chang'e said: "When I go back to inquire about the news, I will find a bright moon night to come down to see you." ”
"Then please!"
"Wait for my good news!" (To be continued.) )
PS: Thank you for the name has been used, wangyou11211, warm heart like jade reward 588, suitable for Mo, the other side of fantasy, the unquenchable fire 2, I want dollar to reward 100, lazy supreme, kight a A reward 20, Tianyunyou, red s, no fish kiss the sky, you don't have a chest to be fierce, ccgv reward 10