The third two-seven cute, Chang'e fairy and jade rabbit essence
Update at 8 p.m.
Sun Wukong went back to the camp.
Tang Sen walked out of the circle and looked at Sister Guanyin.
"This Sun Wukong, it feels real. Tang Sen touched his chin and made a thoughtful look: "Could it be that the one under the Five Finger Mountain is fake?"
"No, both seem to be true. Sister Guanyin said.
"Well, actually, I think both are true, too. Tang Sen put this question aside for the time being, and looked at Sister Guanyin with a deep gaze: "Hey, it turns out that you also liked the golden cicada 500 years ago." ”
"What's the matter, can't I ever have a man I like?" Sister Guanyin looked at Tang Sen with interest: "Yo yo yo, are you jealous?"
"I rub it, and the ghost is jealous. Tang Sen said this in his mouth, but he felt strange and uncomfortable in his heart, he had been getting along with Sister Guanyin for a long time, and slowly established a certain friendship with this woman, and even on top of friendship, when he encountered difficulties, just like Nobita called out the robot cat, he called Sister Guanyin out, said some words about the pit father, and solved the problem of the pit father one by one...... There is a faint sense of stability in this relationship, as if it can go on like this forever.
Now I heard that the man she once liked, and even pursued that man for several lifetimes, I don't know why I feel uncomfortable, maybe, this is really jealous.
Tang Sen secretly scolded himself for being too possessive, this woman is obviously not his girlfriend, and he is not qualified to be jealous at all.
Sister Guanyin sat on a stone very casually, lifted Erlang's legs, and moved very casually, the skirt was lifted, revealing a snow-white thigh, she didn't even care. As if he didn't care if he was naked, he said to Tang Sen seriously: "Now there is actually only one problem I care about. ”
When Tang Sen heard that he was about to get down to business, his expression became serious: "Well, I also have something to worry about, let's see if we think the same." ”
Sister Guanyin smiled: "Then let me say it first, what I care about is whether the sun is big today." I don't get a tan when I go swimming in the lake. ”
Tang Sen almost fell to the ground, I wipe, can you not put on such a serious expression when you say this kind of thing? Okay, I care about the expression of this black woman, I am really stupid, she just deliberately wants to rectify people, so she will say such unreliable words with a serious attitude, Tang Sen had to say his thoughts seriously: "Actually, what I care about is that Sun Wukong said that the current Jade Emperor likes me." But the immortals such as Tai Bai Xing, the Giant Spirit God, the Nine Yao Star Officials, and the Twenty-Eight Residences have always wanted to kill me...... From this point of analysis, the Jade Emperor and Tai Bai Xing are obviously not on the side, what is going on?"
Sister Guanyin showed a mysterious smile on her face: "With your intelligence, I can guess this kind of thing without asking, right?"
Tang Sen spread his hands, indeed, he already had a speculation in his heart, and he didn't want to say it to others at all, but he didn't know why. But I want to discuss it with Sister Guanyin, maybe...... I want to talk to her for a few more days. This discovery made him feel a little weird, rub, this thing is not an otaku, why do I always want to spend more time with her? It's too.
"Well, I was wrong to discuss serious things with you. Tang Sen smiled bitterly and said, "I'll investigate it myself." ”
If you want to investigate this matter, you need to start from the very roots. The first thing is to find out whether the Jade Emperor really likes himself, because Tang Sen actually lacks a concept of the Jade Emperor, and he met the Jade Emperor during the Golden Horn and Silver Horn Incident, and talked a few words, but he didn't go deeper. I saw the Jade Emperor again in the Heishui River. But he didn't even say a few words. I saw the Jade Emperor twice with his face covered, and he deliberately suppressed his voice to speak, so he didn't have any chance to understand it deeply, to say that the Jade Emperor liked himself because of these two meetings, it felt unreal.
He still has doubts about whether the Jade Emperor likes him, if Sun Wukong is mistaken, and the Jade Emperor actually doesn't like him, then it makes sense for Tai Bai Xing to kill himself.
In the final analysis, it is very difficult to figure out this matter, how difficult it is for a woman to like a certain man in her heart, and which man in this world dares to say that he understands a woman?
Tang Sen knew that it was useless for him to think about this kind of thing, so it was easiest to find someone to ask, so he took out his mobile phone, found a phone number that he hadn't dialed for a long time, and called it.
"Dut...... Honk...... Toot ......"
After thinking about the phone three times, a rough and dumb man's voice rang from the phone, it was Wu Gang's voice: "Damn, Tang Sen, why did you call Fairy Chang'e with this little white face......?" Get out of here, get as far as you can......"
As soon as the words were said here, the voice of Fairy Chang'e rang on the other side of the phone again: "Hey, Wu Gang, you took advantage of my inattention to help me answer the phone?" Damn, don't you know how to respect other people's privacy? You even rushed to answer the phone, it's crazy, get out of the Guanghan Palace......
Wu Gang's heartbroken voice came from the other side of the phone, then the sound of him crying and running away, and then, the natural voice of Chang'e Fairy sounded on the other side of the phone again: "Ah, is it Mr. Tang Sen's call? It's really rare, so happy...... I put my mobile phone on the windowsill just now, and I didn't pay attention to Wu Gang's goods to rush to answer the phone, I have already driven him away, don't get me wrong, I am just neighbors with that goods, and I have nothing to do with them. ”
Townsend sweated in embarrassment.
"What is Mr. Tang's important matter with me? Do you want to see me dance? Recently I made a new dance, I can dance it to you. ”
Tang Sen Khan, the ghost wants to see you dance, I don't like to watch the current girl who likes to dance. But he couldn't say this, he still had to ask Chang'e, so he had to say: "That's the case, I have some doubts about Heavenly Court, and I want to ask Fairy Chang'e." ”
"I see, then I'll come down to talk to you tonight. Fairy Chang'e grinned and said, "I'm free tonight." ”
Tang Sen Khan: "Just say it on your phone, I heard that you went back to Heaven and was punished and grounded after chatting with me last time, isn't it dangerous for you to come down to meet me again?"
"It's okay, you were still a wanted criminal last time, and I deserved to be grounded for chatting with a wanted criminal, but now His Majesty the Jade Emperor has lifted the wanted warrant for you, you are an ordinary person, and I will be fine when I chat with ordinary people." Fairy Chang'e said confidently: "Tonight's third watch, I will come to see you on time, do you want me to bring a bottle of wine from Guanghan Palace?
I'm a happy ghost! Tang Sen was sweating profusely: This woman took the initiative to ask for a drink with a man in the middle of the night, what is the idea? Damn, I want to ask you about serious things, don't come to make trouble for me.
"By the way, Mr. Tang, my pet Jade Rabbit has been eating a little too much recently, exercising too little, and is a little fat, I will also take her to the Nether for a spin by the way, let her exercise more to lose weight, don't you mind bringing more rabbits, right?"
"Why should I mind a rabbit?" Tang Sen Daqi: "If you want to bring it, you can bring it, then again, I also like small animals, and the jade rabbit is also a small animal, so it's good for you to bring it to make fun." ”
Fairy Chang'e smiled: "Then it's decided." ”――
That night, after dark, the lake was quiet, and the two Sun Wukong fought for another day, tired, and now they are sleeping in the tent.
Townsend set up a big stone as a table by the lake, and two small stones as stools, and then put some potato chips or snacks on the table, and a few bottles of drinks, which was considered to be the etiquette of entertaining guests to the door, and then looked up at the sky.
At the third watch, the moon was exceptionally round, and a black spot suddenly appeared in the moon shadow, and then the black spot slowly became larger, turning into a graceful figure, and slowly descended. Oh, no, there was more than one figure, and behind the graceful figure, there was also a round figure, I don't know what it was.
Before Tang Sen could figure out the situation, the two figures fell in front of Tang Sen, in front of him was the Chang'e Fairy who had not been seen for a long time, and the round figure standing behind was a little fat girl, a very fat kind, round and round, it seemed that there was no Ling Jiao in the whole place, it was all round.
Tang Sen said: "Good evening, Fairy Chang'e, by the way, who is this girl in the back?"
"Didn't I tell you? This is my pet rabbit, Jade Rabbit Essence. Fairy Chang'e enthusiastically introduced: "It's my pet, good girlfriend and personal maid, and when I get married in the future, she will also marry her to be a roommate." ”
Tang Sen wiped a handful of sweat violently, God, fairy girl Chang'e, if you want to marry alone, it is estimated that it is very easy, after all, a beautiful woman like you will be liked by men wherever she goes, but if you still have a girl like this, then no one will dare to marry you, the girl is basically a concubine, which man dares to marry such a mellow concubine? This Nima didn't dare to open his eyes when he returned to the bedroom, and he had to be scared to death.
The round Jade Rabbit Essence looked at Tang Sen with eager eyes, and she thought to herself: This is the man the master likes, it looks really handsome, and if you marry him with the master, it is really a happy feeling.
Looking at it, the rabbit's saliva flowed down and dripped down the round chin.
Townsend was furious by her eyes, Nima...... He couldn't afford to hurt it, so he hurriedly said: "Jade Rabbit Girl, I heard that you went out with Fairy Chang'e this time to exercise more to lose weight, you better hurry up and lose weight! ”
"Okay, then I'll run ten laps around the lake, and you guys talk first. The mellow jade rabbit ran out with small steps, and ran around the wasteland and lake, and every step shook the ground, and the fat ...... Gee...... Townsend almost got drunk.
Looking back at Chang'e again, I suddenly found that she was so beautiful today!
Tang Sen suddenly woke up to the fact that this woman deliberately brought the jade rabbit essence to make the little fat girl ugly in front of her, so as to bring out her beauty! It is said that beautiful women like to find ugly girls as girlfriends, just to create a sense of contrast at such a time...... (To be continued.) )