The second three, nine cute, and Tang Sen are so handsome
Update at 8 p.m.
Huli Daxian was already about to cry, Tang Sen was really powerful, he had been sitting there for a whole day and a whole night, what kind of sitting skill was this Nima? It was terrifying! In comparison, Huli Daxian was about to be unable to hold on......
Having said that, why is the sitting skill of the current charge not as good as that of the otaku and the otaku? This has to start with the definition of the current charge.
Present: A noun that refers to people who do not come into contact with the second dimension, but live a fulfilling life in the real world. The full name is "a winner in life that is full of real life". It can also be translated as: "a person who loves the third dimension". Stay away from the two-dimensional as much as possible, embrace the three-dimensional, and enrich your real life.
All creatures like to exercise, love to travel, love to socialize, love to move around, love to run outside, how can such a person have a strong sitting skill? Put a current charge at home, do not allow him to go out, and after a few hours the current charge will die due to lack of life energy and run out, and he will not be able to survive at all.
The situation of otaku otaku is the opposite, if you throw an otaku otaku out of the door and force him to walk around in the sun, sing and dance and go shopping with other people, it will not take a few hours for the otaku to die because of the exhaustion of life energy.
Huli Daxian actually wants to use meditation to defeat Tang Sen, it's just a fool's dream!
Of course, this is mainly because Tang Sen is too handsome, anyone who sees Tang Sen for the first time will think that he is a current charge, but they don't know that Tang Sen still hides a soul of the house under the appearance of the current charge......
"Ahhhh......h I'm going to die if I don't move a moment. Huli Daxian jumped up on the ground: "I can't live anymore...... Meditate and I lost meow. ”
"Cut, I admit defeat so quickly, I haven't shown half of my strength yet. Townsend sat there still motionless, humming, "I'm replaying the anime in my head, and that's why I replayed the 151st episode of Dragon Ball." There are also "Dragon Ball Z", "Dragon Ball GT", "Dragon Ball Z Theatrical Version", etc., and there are still more than 200 episodes that have not been completed. After the replay, I plan to go through "One Piece" again in my mind, a total of more than 600 episodes, and I expect to sit for a few more days. ”
For the otaku, hundreds of episodes of super-long cartoons are watched in one go. It's a piece of cake to sit for a few days and nights, and it's just a little bit of a tiger power, it's just a no-death.
"Ahhhhh......h
The reporters of the TV station suddenly roared: "Wow, Huli Daxian has lost again! Hurry, fast national live broadcast." ”
The female reporter faced the camera and said with a smile: "Just now, the meditation competition finally decided the winner, and this time the winner is still the otaku party, let us take a look at the support rate." Huh, the approval rating has not changed at all...... Well, we also know that this contest is extremely boring, and it has no necessary connection with being president, and it misses the point at all, so it is natural that the approval rating has not changed. ”
Yang Li Daxian helped up the eldest sister and said in a low voice: "It's not good, I didn't expect this man to be an otaku, let's kick it to the iron plate this time." Fortunately, losing this competition will not affect the support rate. It's not a big problem. ”
"It's not a big ghost. Luli Daxian leaned over and said: "This means that even if we win, it's useless." Why do we meditate with him, it's a shame to win a game that has no benefit and lose. ”
The corners of Huli Daxian's eyes twitched, speechless.
Luli Daxian asked again: "What should I do, is there any good way to defeat the otaku?"
"Yes!" Yang Li Daxian said: "You know, most otaku have a fatal flaw, that is, they stay at home every day and can't contact the opposite sex." Baa baa, as long as you come up with questions related to the opposite sex, you can test the otaku down. ”
Luli Daxian clapped his hands: "I've heard of this, nine out of ten otaku are single dogs, and they don't know anything about girls." ”
"Haha. I have a plan, let's guess the girl's mind with him, he will never win against us. Yang Li Daxian said: "Second sister, this time it's up to you to fight, you go and kill him." ”
Luli Daxian straightened his robe, straightened the antler ornaments on his head, walked out with a swagger, and stood in front of Tang Sen: "The surname is Tang, I also want to compete with you." ”
"What are you going to compare again?" Tang Sen has already begun to break the jar, okay, you want to compare some nameless ones, then let's compare, see if my brother coaxes you.
Luli Daxian said seriously: "A person who is a president must be good at observing words and feelings, talking about people when he sees people, talking about ghosts when he sees ghosts, and he must be good at figuring out other people's thoughts and guessing what others think in their hearts, this is a qualified politician, so I want to try to figure out people's hearts with you." ”
Tang Sen nodded: "This competition seems to be a little bit closer, and it is much more serious than the competition and meditation." ”
Luli Daxian suddenly changed his tone and said: "So, let's figure out the girl's mind." ”
"I'm dizzy, why do you want to figure out the hearts of girls? Politicians usually recruit men. ”
"You're prejudiced against men and women, and there are a lot of female politicians now......"
Townwend: "......"
Luli Daxian stretched out his hand and pointed at the female reporter of Chechi TV next to him: "Let's first figure out her thoughts." ”
The female reporter was full of beautiful looks, and she had been a very active anchor just now, but now she was suddenly pushed to the forefront, and the cameras of other TV stations were all aimed at her, and even her own camera gave her a close-up.
Female reporter Khan: "What are you going to do?"
Luli Daxian said: "Let's guess what you're thinking, you write the correct answer on the paper, and finally the two of us say our guesses, and then take out the standard answer paper you wrote to compare, and you will know who won." ”
The female reporter thought to herself: This is a good competition, with me as the protagonist, the ratings of our TV station will definitely skyrocket, and because I am on camera, my anchor's fame will also rise, and I will become a well-known reporter, hahaha, great, this thing can be done.
The female reporter hurriedly said: "Okay, I will cooperate with you well." ”
Luli Daxian and Tang Sen walked in front of her together, and both of them looked at the female reporter seriously, figuring out her inner world through her eyes, movements, and demeanor.
The female reporter's eyes looked at Luli Daxian and then at Tang Sen, and suddenly her face was slightly red and she lowered her head.
Luli Daxian laughed and said, "I can see it, I'll tell what she thinks in her heart now." ”
Tang Sen also smiled and said, "I can see it too." ”
The female reporter hurriedly wrote down what she was thinking at the time, and for the sake of fairness, she folded the answer sheet and handed it to several reporters next to her, who jointly kept it under surveillance to prevent anyone from cheating.
Luli Daxian thought to himself: The first strike is the strongest, I will say what I see first, if Tang Sen also sees it, he also said after me, it feels not as good as I said.
Luli Daxian began to chant a spell in his mouth, his eyes shooting a strange golden light, staring at the female reporter deadly. She used a relatively low-level mind-reading technique, and the effect was not very good, and it was almost useless to people who cultivated higher than herself, but it worked very well against mortals like female reporters, and she soon saw what the female reporter was thinking, so she said: "What this female reporter just thought was: This is a good competition, take me as the protagonist, the ratings of our TV station will definitely skyrocket, and because I appear on the camera, my anchor's fame will also rise, and I will become a well-known reporter, hahaha, great, this thing can be done." ”
As soon as this speculation came out, the reporters were in an uproar, everyone didn't say it, but they were all thinking in their hearts: Most of this guess is true, this female reporter is thinking about this nine times out of ten, if we are in the situation she just had, we will also think like this, this Luli Daxian is so powerful, and the level of guessing people's minds is really good.
Everyone couldn't help but look at Tang Sen, their eyes were full of sympathy: You are finished, even if you guess the same answer, but if you guess it after being better than Luli Daxian, you will lose.
But seeing Tang Sen with a confident smile on his face, he said loudly: "Luli Daxian, you are wrong......
"What? You say I'm wrong? "Luli Daxian is also very confident.
Tang Sen shook his head and said, "Actually, you can't guess wrong, you guessed what she thought a few minutes ago, but when the two of us were very close to her and looked at her carefully, her thoughts all disappeared...... At that time, there was only one thing on her mind. ”
Everyone couldn't help but wonder: "What is she thinking?"
Tang Sen was serious and said very seriously: "What she was thinking at the time was: Tang Sen is so handsome, I want to give him a child." ”
"Poof!" the reporters vomited blood and fell to the ground.
Luli Daxian also sweated profusely: "Hey, how can you be so narcissistic, you guessed too outrageously, it's impossible to win." ”
Tang Sen smiled: "Did you guess correctly, don't you know by looking at the standard answer?"
"Yes, yes, look at the answer!" The reporters hurriedly opened the answer paper that they had just kept, and countless cameras reached over together, aiming at the answer paper at close range, asking the audience from all over the country to come together to do notarization and see what the answer was......
I saw that the paper was written in a delicate font: "Tang Sen is so handsome, I want to give him a child." ”
"Poof!" Countless spectators in front of motors across the country vomited blood and fell to the ground.
The members of the Buddhist Party, the Taoist Party, and even the Otaku Party were stunned...... Nima, is that okay?
The female reporter was really thinking about some interests and fame at first, but when Townsend stood very close in front of her and looked at her, she also looked at Townsend up close, and the result was ...... Looking at Tang Sen's handsome face, he couldn't think about anything, he just thought about giving him a child. (To be continued......)