I woke up late in the morning and overslept -

"What? What are you talking about?"

The Dragon King of the West Sea said with tears in his eyes: "Son-in-law, you have to be kind to my daughter in the future, since you have already gotten on the bus first, I can't object to you buying tickets anymore, you must live a good life, and occasionally take my daughter back to her parents' house to see me, my father-in-law, I will be satisfied......"

"Hey, what the hell are you talking about?" said Townsend.

The Dragon King of the West Sea patted Tang Sen on the shoulder and said, "Come on, young man." After speaking, he cried three times, brushed the ground and flew away.

Tang Sen looked dazed: "What is this old man doing?"

At this time, the Dragon King of the East China Sea stood up, as the boss of the Dragon King of the Four Seas, of course he had something to say, and patted Tang Sen's shoulder with a serious face: "Since we are a family, we don't talk to each other as a family, if you want to rain or something in the future, just call me, we are relatives, of course we must come to help you." Mmmm, our Dragon Palace has a lot of autonomy, Heavenly Court can't control us, we can rain if we want, and it doesn't hurt if it rains privately, mmmm, I remember that you were a wanted criminal, it's not a big problem, anyway, my niece has also been a wanted criminal, you all have a criminal record, and you just have a common language...... As you remember, don't talk to a family and call me if it rains. ”

After the Dragon King of the East China Sea finished speaking, he waved his hand and said, "Second, fourth, let's go too, give the young people a little personal time, don't delay their time." ”

Brush, brush, and the dragon kings all flew away.

Townsend is a Spartan person, this world is too unreliable, what are these dragon kings doing with Nima?

At the same time as Townsend Sparta, the entire Chechi country was also Spartan, is there any mistake? This man is actually a family member with the Dragon King? Oh my God! The Buddhist Party and the Taoist Party are desperately begging for rain, and they look like they are sweating profusely and working hard. This man of yours is actually the same family as the Dragon King. The dragon king actually said, "If it rains, call him", it's okay not to bring it so simple.

The bald heads of the Buddhists immediately cried, what do you say we have worked so hard to make artificial rain? All kinds of modern precision instruments have been used all over again, and a lot of manpower and material resources have been spent, and the result is ...... It's not as good as a phone call.

The Taoist priests of the Taoist Party also cried, and Huli Daxian said with a handful of snot and tears: "No wonder I begged for rain so unsuccessfully this time." It turned out that he was against the relatives of the Dragon King, and this time the Dragon King didn't help us. ”

Luli Daxian also cried: "How can this be good?"

Yang Li Daxian said: "Don't you admit defeat?"

At this time, the female reporter of Chechi News faced the camera and said in a voice full of excitement: "Wow, this time it's amazing, Mr. Tang Sen, the leader of the Otaku Party, is actually related to the Dragon King, and just now many people heard the promise of the Dragon King, saying that it is going to rain and just make a phone call, oh my God." If he is elected president, we will no longer have to worry about the rain in the future...... Believing that the wise and wise citizens have their own ideas, let's see who your sacred vote is cast for...... Wow, that's amazing, just now, the support of the otaku party suddenly started to soar...... In particular, the vast number of peasant friends who suffered from the drought threw their tickets to the relatives of the dragon king......"

"Please take the TV footage to the election scene in another city and see the situation over there......" The female reporter motioned to the TV station to cut the screen. Cut to the central election site in another city in Chechi, where another local reporter was interviewing voters. I saw that the reporter stopped a simple old farmer and asked, "May I ask this farmer friend, are you happy?"

"Well, my surname is Fu!"

"This reporter just saw that you were holding a ballot in your hand to vote for the Taoist Party, why did you suddenly tear it up and replace it with the Otaku Party?"

"Of course, for the sake of the healthy growth of the crops in the field!" Ah, my ten acres of rice ......," the old farmer said. While taking off his robe.

Reporter Khan: "Is it too indecent for you to take off your robe in the street?"

The old peasant snorted: "Of course I have to change my clothes after I change my faith, and from today I will change to the house religion, so what...... The guy over there sells clothes, I'm going to make a custom cosplay outfit, uh-huh. There's also a fan painted with an anime star on it, and I want that life-size pillow. ”

Reporter Khan said: "Is it really good that the faith is so unfirm?"

"What is faith, and can it be eaten?"

"No, no, some people criticize our modern society for the lack of faith and people's lack of morality, what do you think about this problem?"

"Morality can't be eaten!" said the old peasant with a calm face: "People must first have a full stomach before they can pursue something else." Do you know why there are so many people dancing square dance......s in modern society? If they don't have anything to eat, they won't go square dancing. In the same way, you see a lot of people there supporting the party of their faith, because they can eat, and if they don't have food, they have to support the party that can feed themselves. I now think that the dragon king's relatives can ensure that I am fed, so I support the otaku. ”

The reporter sweated profusely and said: "That's all for this interview, welcome everyone to watch Che Chi News......"

Of course, the old peasants in the news will not be the only example, at this time, the same thing is happening all over the country of Chechi, and countless ordinary people have easily abandoned their beliefs and joined the otaku party...... In just a few minutes, the Buddhist and Taoist parties lost countless followers.

Especially in rural areas, farmers have a more urgent need for rainwater than urban dwellers, for whom there is nothing without rain.

Yang Li Daxian looked at the skyrocketing support rate of the house party, and couldn't help but worry: "Big sister, our situation is not good, just a short time ago, countless party members quit the party......

Luli Daxian gritted his teeth and said, "It's not okay to go on like this, we have to fight this man to the death." ”

Huli Daxian rubbed his face vigorously: "Okay, I had to fight with him." You see, how the eldest sister beats him meow. ”

Huli Daxian walked up to Tang Sen and said loudly: "Oh, Tang Sen, I want to compare other skills with you." ”

Tang Sen is now in a Spartan state, and he has not yet woken up from the dragon king's nonsense, and the tiger power immortal shouted. Instead, he woke him up, turned his face and said, "What kind of mess are you going to compare? Just now I have already made my whole person bad than begging for rain, and you still want to make trouble with the demon moth?"

Huli Daxian smoothed his tiger whiskers with his hand, well, it was actually a few mustaches painted on her face with oil paint, she was originally a very beautiful beauty. But with an oil paint pen on the face of the beard, on the forehead painted a king character, it does not look very beautiful, but looks very funny, she crossed her waist, pointed at Tang Sen and said: "I want to compare with you to meow!"

"Why do I have to compete with you?"

"There's no why, it's just to compare with you. Huli Daxian snorted: "Let's compare the incomparably powerful supernatural meow." ”

Before Tang Sen could answer, Yang Li Daxian stepped up: "Eldest sister, this man fights very well." You're going to have a terrible death with him......"

Huli Daxian Khan, quickly changed his words: "Let's meditate." ”

"Why did it suddenly change to meditation again?"

"If you want to be the president of a country, you have to have frequent meetings and meows, and sitting in meetings is a few hours or even days, if you can't meditate, how can you be a president?" ”

"I'm sorry, quickly apologize to the presidents of the countries of the world!"

"Anyway...... Come and meditate meow. Huli Daxian sat on the ground as soon as he sat on his buttocks.

Well, it's better than that. Although Townsend didn't know why he wanted to compare this, everyone else began to challenge. There is no reason not to accept the offer, my mother has taught him since he was a child that men cannot easily admit defeat, and they must have the courage to accept all challenges, so as to become an excellent man.

Townsend also sat down.

The two of them froze. The scene became eerily quiet, and the reporters around them pointed their cameras at them for several hours, and neither of them moved at all, making the whole car Chi Guo's TV audience think that their TV sets were broken. Freeze frame ......

In this case, the moderator had no choice but to say a few words: "Guess who will win in the two of you in meditation? How much does the victory or defeat in meditation affect the vote? This is really an unsolved mystery. ”

After sitting for five hours.

"Hahaha, are you scared, meow?" Huli Daxian suddenly spoke, she found that Tang Sen was also full of sitting, it was a little difficult to defeat him by meditating alone, and she had to cooperate with the verbal offensive.

"Why should I be afraid? Isn't it just meditation? It's a piece of cake. Townsend snorted nonchalantly.

"It's impossible for an ordinary person to sit still for hours. Huli Daxian snorted: "It's impossible to meow, I guess you can't sit still now? ”

Tang Sen snorted: "Less, I have been sitting with my mother all day and all night since I was a child, and even sitting in front of the game console for a few days and nights, which is only a few hours of fart." ”

The female reporter next to her saw that the two finally stopped sitting and began to speak, and immediately became excited, and shouted at the camera: "Just now, Huli Daxian made a mockery, but Mr. Townsend immediately counterattacked indifferently, the audience friends, who do you think is more reliable? Dear audience friends, now please pick up your mobile phone, edit the text message and send it to XXXX, this radio station will draw the lucky one among the enthusiastic viewers to send a TV...... Here it is, an enthusiastic viewer sent a text message, oh, it was actually sent by a female viewer, let me see what she has to say. ”

The female reporter took out the text message and read: "This female audience said this: There is no one in the world who dares to compete with otaku and otaku. It's just a death!Tang Shen beat that tiger power immortal in minutes, hahahaha......" (To be continued......

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