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Tang Sen smiled and said, "Talk to smart people...... No, it's really convenient to talk to a wise bodhisattva. To tell you the truth, I'm also interested in breaking into the world of fairies and monsters, which is much more interesting than studying at any university. If I succeed in my journey to the west and manifest myself as a god, I will naturally have countless benefits at that time, and then I will have nothing to ask for. But if I die on the way, killed by Heaven or some monster, leaving my mother alone in the world, it won't be good...... Therefore, if I die, I hope that Da Lei Yin Temple can give my mother a billion and ensure that she will live this life safely. ”
Sister Guanyin showed a disdainful look on her face: "Just a billion, you are willing to sell yourself?"
Tang Sen said with a smile: "I don't want this billion, I prefer that I complete this trip to the west, manifest myself as a god, and have supernatural powers, how much money can I make? ”
Sister Guanyin frowned and thought for a while, then stretched out her hand and said, "Okay, I promise you." ”
Tang Sen reached out and shook her: "Happy cooperation." ”
Sister Guanyin put away Erlang's legs, got up and stood on the lotus platform, and was about to fly away.
Tang Sen suddenly shouted in the back: "Hey, I was named the guardian saint of the otaku goddess by the otaku goddess sect, don't say that it has nothing to do with you!"
Sister Guanyin didn't look back, and laughed: "Sure enough, it's a smart person, the House Goddess Sect is a sect formed by our Da Lei Yin Temple to make Miss Rulai happy...... I'm the leader!"
"What kind of trouble is it to let someone who is not an otaku girl be the leader of the Otaku Goddess Sect?" Tang Sen couldn't help but complain, but he was thinking in his heart: Sure enough, I know that ordinary people don't get divine power so easily, and there are really people who are secretly playing ghosts. The West Heaven Da Lei Yin Temple is the base camp of the gods and Buddhas, they have already supported I don't know how many immortals, this set of doors is clear, to support a new god is naturally effortless.
Sister Guanyin began to rise, and before disappearing, she finally said: "It is easy to get the title of god, but it is not easy to expand your followers and get more incense. There are 3,000 Buddhas in Daleiyin Temple, but most of them have been forgotten by mankind and are only carved into the walls of the temple as a background...... There are few people who can be sought after, shape a golden body, build a temple, and be widely worshipped by incense. It's just a gesture that we've put you in the position of Otaku Patronus, and it's up to you how much you can achieve in this position. This seat is very busy, and the next time you encounter danger, this seat may not be able to save you in time, you still have to rely on your own believers, in addition, on the way to the west, collect more monsters to defend yourself......"
"I'm rubbing, what are you talking about?, what kind of trouble are you going to make when you collect monsters for self-defense?"
Sister Guanyin's body turned into ten thousand golden lights and disappeared, Tang Sen sat silently for a while, sorting out the information he had just gotten in his mind, and then slowly walked out of the woods and returned to Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong's side.
"Hey, what is your relationship with that black-bellied Bodhisattva? It's so good that you get tired of going into the woods. Sun Wukong was a little unhappy, 500 years ago, she had a little feud with Da Lei Yin Temple, and now she hasn't let go.
Tang Sen spread his hands and said, "It's okay to say it, it's not a greasy thing for me to go into the woods with her...... It's just that you lied to me, I lied to you, and after deceiving each other for a while, she left. ”
Sun Wu flattened his mouth: "Okay, I don't think you're lying." ”
"How's the little white dragon?" Tang Sen leaned down a little worriedly, looking at the little white dragon lying on the ground resting.
When she lies on the ground and does not move, she is like Snow White who eats a poisonous apple and never wakes up, she really has such a noble temperament, her eyelashes are very long, and her lips are red, which is very attractive...... If a lustful prince passes by at this time, most likely he will kiss her.
Sun Wukong said: "She's fine, just two kicks, some internal injuries, relying on demon power to heal quickly." Speaking of this, she actually laughed out loud again: "Actually, she is the divine power of the Dragon King, but now it can only be called demon power, hahahaha." ”
"Well, there's nothing funny about that. Tang Sen said lightly: "Becoming a king or losing a king, this kind of thing is normal." ”
Looking up at the sky, Tang Sen said, "Sister Guanyin has just come, and Heavenly Court will not dare to attack blatantly in a short period of time, and we will at least have a few days of respite now...... This place has beautiful mountains and rivers, and there is a big lake, so let's camp here and rest for a few days, and when you are healed, we will continue on the road. ”
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West Niu Hezhou, Lingshan, Da Lei Yin Temple.
Sister Guanyin had just returned to the temple, and the calm and calm look on her face disappeared, and she kept turning in circles on the main hall.
Fuxian Bodhisattva asked curiously, "Sister Guanyin, what are you doing?
Sister Guanyin held her head in her hands and screamed: "It's over, in order to pretend to be forced, I promised Tang Sen a condition, if he dies on the westbound road, we will give his mother one billion yuan." ”
"Ten...... A billion?" Fuxian Bodhisattva's eyes darkened, and he sat down on the ground.
Manjushri screamed: "Our Da Lei Yin Temple only accepts incense from the world, and the believers' alms are all collected by the monks in the temple. ”
Sister Guanyin wiped the cold sweat on her head: "No way, I have to pretend to be very awesome in order to coax Tang Sen to marry Miss Rulai willingly, if I put on a poor picture, will he still be willing to come? You, it's you...... Are you willing to go all the way and risk your life to marry a poor housemaid?"
The male bodhisattvas she pointed to shook their heads: "I won't marry if I die." ”
"Then what now?" exclaimed Fuxian Bodhisattva.
"What else can I do?" Sister Guanyin pulled up her skirt and said, "Just in case, everyone goes out to work a few jobs and earn some money." She transforms into a bearded truck driver: "I'm out on a couple of long-distance freight trips...... Let's do the good work, too. ”
Bodhisattvas: "......"
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When the sun set, Tang Sen cooked instant noodles by the lake, camped by the lake for several days, and ate instant noodles for several days in a row, which was a little greasy, so today he changed his trick to eat vermicelli, and there were a few ham sausages in the bag, which were also boiled in the pot, and the fragrant taste spread with the lake breeze.
In the past few days, Tang Sen has helped as many otaku girls as possible to realize their wishes, just as Sister Guanyin said, with the help of the Great Lei Yin Temple, it is easy to mix up a god, but it is not so easy to get believers, thousands of gods and Buddhas, but there are only a few who are famous in the human world...... This shows that the gods and Buddhas also have to work hard in order to gain people's respect.
Of course, he, the guardian saint of otaku, has to work hard and help as many otaku girls as possible in order to give himself more strength.
It's convenient for the vermicelli to finally cook......
The little white dragon who had healed from her internal injuries was sitting on the opposite side of the pot, if it weren't for the beautiful education she had received since she was a child, she would have been drooling all over the ground by now.
Sun Wukong is not so particular, she drools when she wants to......
Tang Sen picked the boiled vermicelli into their bowls and said casually, "Your injuries are almost healed, right?"
"Well, my grandson is already well. Sun Wukong said triumphantly: "Next time, what kind of heavenly soldiers and generals, watch my old grandson beat them to the ground." ”
"The little woman's injuries are healed. The little white dragon said gently.
Tang Sen took a bite of the vermicelli, and then asked, "Since the injuries are all healed, early tomorrow morning, Wukong and I will continue to travel west, little white dragon girl, what are your plans?"
"Oops...... The little woman had no plans. The little white dragon frowned and said in a low voice: "Just stay in the lake, and mix it up for a day." ”
"You can't stay in this lake anymore. Tang Sen said: "Since the Giant Spirit God has discovered you, there will definitely be a Heavenly Soldier Heavenly General who is responsible for chasing down wanted criminals when you turn around......
"Huh?" the little white dragon was startled: "This ...... People haven't thought about it, so what should they do? They have nowhere to go. ”
Sun Wukong grinned and said, "Then let's go together, it's better than you can't even eat your stomach here, wouldn't it be nice to follow Tang Sen to eat and drink?"
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