Twentieth cute, don't have evil thoughts
The morning sun was not scorching, it was warm, and the three of them left the lake and returned to the road. There is no long road, and I walk to the next town.
Walking and walking, Sun Wukong became impatient: "It's really troublesome to walk, let my old Sun drive the somersault cloud, and bring you all to Lingshan at once." ”
"Don't be like this, I'm here to travel and broaden my knowledge, and I'm not going to Lingshan to marry a wife. Tang Sen said angrily: "It doesn't matter if you go to Lingshan or not, you have to walk slowly to learn more things...... If you fly there, what's it?"
With that, Tang Sen walked to the side of the road, squatted on the edge of a wheat field, and chatted with the old farmer in the field: "Uncle, how many acres of land does your family have? How much wheat can be produced in one acre? How is the wheat harvested? How much is it a catty?"
It was rare for the old farmer to see a college student in the city who was willing to ask him for advice in such a low voice, and chatted with a smile, Tang Sen wrote down everything the old farmer said in his notebook, and couldn't help but secretly rejoice: It is really right to come out for a walk, I didn't know the yield per mu of wheat, the market price and the sowing and harvesting situation, which is a little more insight.
"It's right to increase knowledge, but it's too slow. Sun Wukong said unhappily: "Walking to the west like this, at least ten years." ”
"More than ten years is a flick of a finger for you, but it is very precious to me. Tang Sen smiled: "No way, my bicycle was damaged by the pursuers of the Heavenly Court, and when I get to the next town, I will buy a new bicycle." ”
"That ......" the little white dragon suddenly whispered, "What if...... If you don't dislike it, the little woman ...... Can be turned into a bicycle. ”
"Scared?" Tang Sen and Sun Wukong were surprised: "Why do you want to change that?"
"People...... People want to help you as much as possible, but they are not good at fighting, so they can only help you in other ways. The little white dragon's snow-white face turned red: "People can't eat white food." ”
Tang Sen pointed at Sun Wukong and said, "This person has been eating my white food very happily, you can learn from her." ”
The little white dragon shook his head and said, "She...... It's not right for her to do that, people don't want to learn from it. ”
Sun Wukong: "......"
Tang Sen said: "You are a girl's family, how bad it is to become a bicycle, the dirt comes and goes, and you have to roll on the ground......"
The little white dragon shook his head: "That's better than eating white food!"
"Uh...... If you become a bicycle, you have to be ridden by me...... Isn't that okay?"
The little white dragon said a little shyly: "It's okay if you don't have evil thoughts in your heart, then again, you ...... What can you ...... against a bicycle Can you have evil thoughts?"
Tang Sen thought about it seriously, and a strange picture immediately appeared in his mind, a man was desperately masturbating on a bicycle, and there was a box of banknotes next to it, the picture was too beautiful to look at at all.
Tang Sen had no choice but to cover his face and say: "Okay, you win, no one in this world can the bicycle, that's not what people do." ”
The little white dragon nodded, and Tang Sen only felt that there was a flower in front of him, and the delicate and well-behaved little white dragon girl disappeared, replaced by a cute bicycle, painted with white paint all over, even the tires and cushions were white, and there was a beautiful little faucet on the fork, just like an ornament on the bicycle.
"Come on!" was a bicycle, but it made a soft female voice.
Tang Sen smiled bitterly, turned over and got on the bicycle, indeed, if there is no evil in his heart, there is nothing wrong with riding on it, it is just a white bicycle, but the interesting thing is that the bicycle under him trembled......
"Hey, you told me not to have evil thoughts, but why are you shaking yourself?"
"Because...... Because people have become bicycles, you can easily do it without evil thoughts. But you still maintain the appearance of a man, of course, people will inevitably have a little bit of ...... No...... Can't get used to ......"
Townwend: "......"
Sun Wukong: "......"
Well, men don't have evil thoughts, but women do......
Townsend gently kicked up the pedals, thinking that this bicycle was a girl's change, he didn't dare to exert his strength, and the bike walked very slowly, grinding on the road like a snail......
"A little harder!" the little white dragon's voice rang out.
Townwend: "......"
"Faster!"
Townwend: "......"
"Don't pity people!"
Tang Sen was crazy: "I'm dizzy, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person, your inexplicable lines seriously mislead my thinking." ”
"Ah, is there anything wrong with what the little woman just said?" asked the little white dragon innocently.
"No...... There's nothing wrong with you, it's my fault. Tang Sen covered his face: "It's my thinking that is too dirty, I'm really sorry for the people, the country, and the party." ”
The speed of the bicycle finally got faster, and along the road through the fields, Sun Wukong used his magic powers, and strode behind the car, seeing that she seemed to walk slowly with each step, but it was a little strange that she could keep up with the speeding bicycle.
There was a small car driving by on the highway, and a woman's head stuck out of the window, pointing at Townsend and exclaiming excitedly: "Wow, look, there is a handsome guy riding a white bicycle, the picture is so beautiful, I want to sit in his back seat, reach out and wrap my arms around his waist...... Huh, why is there a little Lori behind her?"
Something like this happened at least five or six times along the way, and the number of vehicles on the road gradually increased, and Tang Sen knew that the town was almost there, so he slowed down the speed of his bicycle a little, so as not to walk too fast to arouse suspicion, and finally entered the bustling and lively city before lunch time.
For the first time in 500 years, Sun Wukong re-entered the place inhabited by human beings, and as far as the eye could see, it was full of things he didn't recognize...... The houses could have been built so high, the carriages on the streets were no longer horse-free, the roads were wide, and the traffic lights flashed at intersections...... The novel world saw her stand still, dazed.
"Hey, don't be in a daze, let's find a fast food restaurant for a meal first. Tang Sen smiled: "Don't think about eating too good things, I don't have much money." ”
There was a stall selling fried rice and small noodles on the side of the road, and Tang Sen pushed his bicycle and walked to the side of the stall with Sun Wukong.
The boss greeted warmly, "What do you two want?"
Tang Sen smiled: "Fried rice with shredded potatoes and meat, three servings!"
"Aren't there only two of you?"
"Ahem, there's another guy coming soon. Townsend pushed the bicycle into the alley next to him, and when he came out, he walked out side by side with the little white dragon girl.
The boss looked at this big beauty who suddenly appeared, and couldn't help but be stunned for a while: "Strange, when did a beautiful girl get into that small alley?"
Sun Wukong slapped the table: "Hey, hey, shopkeeper, what are you sending? Hurry up and serve food to my grandson." ”
"Oh, little Lori, wait a minute, it'll be fine right away. The boss put away his doubts and concentrated on frying the rice.
Sun Wukong's small mouth pouted: "What, my grandson is more than 500 years old, and he actually called me little Lori?"
Tang Sen smiled: "Who told you to be less than one meter three meters tall, in our human eyes, that is, just a loli." If you want to look tall, first make me taller. ”
"My grandson's height is natural, and he can't grow tall. Sun Wukong snorted.
"Okay, let's eat, we'll have to go to the supermarket to buy a lot of food, we'll have to prepare the food we need from this town to the next, and we'll have to add two sleeping bags and two more tents. Townsend laughed, "I have to find a place to charge all my electronic devices...... It's busy. ”
Twenty minutes later, the three of them came to the nearest supermarket, and when they walked in the door, Sun Wukong looked at the dazzling shelves, and his jaw fell to the ground with a "click": "Oh, in the past 500 years, human beings have developed so fast. ”
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Journey to the West Diary:
The development of human beings is changing with each passing day, even if you don't study for a year, a month, or even a week, you will have a feeling of being left behind by the times.
When you look at the new electronic devices on the street, you feel like you can't keep up. When you hear pop songs on the streets that you have never heard before, you will feel like you can't keep up. I heard that the supermarket has been selling steamed buns made of potatoes recently, but I still feel that I can't keep up with the times......
I feel pretty good about this, when Sun Wukong came out of the mountain after being crushed for 500 years, when she first walked into a modern metropolis, when she saw the dazzling shelves in the supermarket for the first time...... The shock in her heart can be imagined......
Alice in Wonderland, that's about how she feels right now.
I feel sorry for the 500 years she lost, and I also feel a little dissatisfied with the Great Lei Yin Temple that suppressed her for 500 years. Perhaps, I went to Xitian not only for my own travels, but also to ask Miss Rulai, what did Wukong do wrong, and you want to do this to her?
If I can, I hope to help her establish herself in the new world as soon as possible, so that she can live a wonderful life again......
Townsend
Recorded in 2015, on the way west