Update at 8 p.m.

Xiaoer took out another bottle of medicine: "This bottle is a magical hair growth dispersion, apply it to the head, and the hair will immediately grow ten times." After saying that, he wiped it on the top of the man's head without saying a word. I saw that the man's hair was growing like a weed, and in just a few minutes, it looked like the long-haired female ghost in Liaozhai.

"Don't, don't prank me anymore!" The security officer ran away crying, he didn't know why, he knew that the woman's strange medicine couldn't be tried, he wanted to hide, but he couldn't dodge, he could only watch the strange medicine being fed down or applied on the top of his head, what kind of trouble was this?

At this moment, even Tang Sen couldn't stand it, so he grabbed Xiao Er and said: "Hey, don't bully people, as a security officer, he is responsible for national security, and there is nothing wrong with checking all prohibited items, it is caused by you bringing some medicine on your body in a mess, and you don't cover it up well, quickly hide these medicines, don't let human instruments find out, don't make trouble for us." ”

"Alright. Little Ear pouted, "It's me who is wrong." With a wave of her hand, all the bottles and jars on the table were gone.

The security officer ran to the distance, took out the walkie-talkie and called: "Airport security, I am from the security check, I need support here, a large number of people to support ......" After speaking, he looked back, huh?

He cautiously poured it back and asked, "What about your strange medicines?" I have called for reinforcements, and I will come to slowly clean up your forbidden drugs, and there will be experts to deal with you." ”

"Medicine, what medicine?" Xiao Er looked innocent, "I didn't bring any medicine at all." ”

"You talk nonsense, just now there were many strange medicines, what voice became smaller, what nose became longer, what hair grew long, etc. It's just crazy and inexplicable. The security officer said indignantly: "You must be a mad scientist, I will send you to prison." ”

"No, you must be dreaming, I didn't bring any medicine. Xiao Er snorted and spread his hands: "If you don't believe it, you will be searched." ”

At this time, the people from the airport security office had already arrived. A large group of policemen, several of them policewomen came out, took Xiaoer into a cubicle, took off her coat and searched for a long time, she really didn't have a bottle on her, the security officer screamed: "This is impossible, by the way, she must have swallowed all those bottles and cans...... Scan her with a scanner. ”

As a result, the little ear walked into the scanner machine. Shows that she has nothing on her.

The police dismissed the security personnel with contempt: "You must have seen it wrong." ”

The security officer cried: "I read that right, I really saw a lot of bottles on her body just now, you listen, my voice is still very small, my nose is still very long, look at my long hair, it is caused by eating her strange medicine." ”

"It's nonsense, there is no such medicine in the world. Go back and wash and sleep. A policeman said, "I'll take a leave of absence for you, and you can go back to sleep quickly." When you wake up, you'll be fine. ”

The security personnel wanted to cry without tears.

Townsend felt that he was full of pity, but he couldn't comfort him, so he hurriedly dragged Xiaoer through the security checkpoint and walked out of the airport.

Walking into Zhu Ziguo, I saw that this was a magical country, and there were strange picture frames hanging everywhere on the streets. In the frame is a picture of a fat man, looking majestic.

Tang Sen couldn't help but pull a passer-by and asked, "Excuse me, why do you have portraits of this person hanging everywhere here, who is he?"

The passer-by immediately said, "You are a foreigner, right? I don't even know this great man, he is the current king of our Zhu Ziguo." ”

"Oh?" said Townwex, "what is this king called?"

Passers-by: "His Majesty's surname is Zhou." Famous Dynasty Army. He's a wise king, and it's great to allow us people to call him by his name. ”

Nima, a great fart, just call her by name, not to mention a great gift.

Tang Sen saw that the street was full of portraits of this king named Zhou Chaojun, and he couldn't help but sigh: "This person is too much of a personality cult, this is like something." ”

Passers-by were unhappy: "It's not right for you to say that, our Majesty the King can be safe and secure, and the military can set the country, you can kill tigers and leopards empty-handed, you can stand on a horse in your fist, and you can run a train on your arm......"

The more Nima talked, the more outrageous it became, and Tang Sen Khan: "Stop! I know, I admire him, this is all right?"

Only then did the passer-by be satisfied: "That's right, we must maintain respect for our Majesty the King." ”

Passers-by walked on their toes, as if mentioning that his king could make him full of strength.

Tang Sen was speechless, forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as him, this kind of king who engages in a personality cult doesn't hinder me anyway, at most, it's just fooling the people of this country, we can't face him head-on.

Tang Sen found a small hotel and ran to the front desk to check in, but unexpectedly the waiter said: "Everyone, you are foreigners, right? Foreigners can't stay casually in our Zhu Ziguo, they can only stay in the hotel designated by the state." ”

"Nani, what else do you say?" said Townsend.

"This is the rule of our country, and under the leadership of His Majesty the Great Leader Zhou Chaojun, each and every one of us abides by the rules. Sorry, we can't accommodate you here, so please go out and turn left, and after two streets, there is a hotel called 'Huitongkan', which is responsible for foreigners. ”

Tang Sen was speechless, well, the same hall will be the same hall, but I want to see what kind of strange hotel it is.

When he came to the Huitong Pavilion, Tang Sen immediately understood what was going on, it turned out that the Huitong Pavilion was a state-run hotel officially run by Zhu Ziguo, and the accommodation conditions here were obviously much better than the hotel just now, but the waiter was all with an old-fashioned face, which seemed very regular and formulaic at the same time.

In the living room of the hotel, a huge portrait of Zhou Chaojun hangs, and every person from Zhu Ziguo will be in awe when they pass in front of the portrait, looking sincerely frightened.

Tang Sen opened a few rooms, and the waiter had no problem this time, and quickly assigned their rooms, and said: "A few foreign friends, we can arrange a tour guide for you, do you need it?"

"Well, I don't need this, I have a GPS map, and I can follow the map to find my way. Townsend said.

The waiter said, "This ...... Haven't foreign friends discovered that there is no Internet in our country, and your mobile phone is afraid that it will no longer be able to display the map. ”

Tang Sen was sweating profusely, and quickly took out his mobile phone to see that there was really no network signal, so how could he report his safety to his mother now? He said in a hurry: "Hey, why is your country like this? Is there a place where you can access the Internet?"

The waiter said: "Our hotel has a computer that can access the Internet, but it can only be used for a fee, and the Internet speed is not fast, there are a large number of websites that are restricted, if foreign friends have special needs, we can temporarily open the channel for you after reporting to the superior." ”

Tang Sen Khan: "Since there is no Internet, why are there people on the street with mobile phones and tablets, what are they playing?"

The waiter said: "They are on our country's domestic network, and you can think that it is a huge local area network, called Zhuzi Network...... If you like this network, you can do it. ”

Townsend almost went crazy, the ghost is going to get on your local area network, there's a fart. Forget it, anyway, it's all over the country as fast as possible, so I won't complain about these infamous things.

Townsend turned around and took the girls back to the room.

When it was time for dinner, Tang Sen took the girls out of the dining room to eat, only to find that the foreigners in the dining room were gathered at the table in twos and threes, but Zhu Ziguo's natives all respectfully saluted the huge portrait of Zhou Chaojun and said seriously: "Thank you to the great leader for bringing us a happy life and being able to eat a full stomach." ”

Their attitude was like praying to the gods and worshipping the Buddha, and after worshipping, they sat down at the table and picked up the dishes and chopsticks.

Tang Sen felt a chill in his heart, this country is so terrifying, so terrifying.

At this time, the huge LCD TV hanging in the dining room began to broadcast news programs, the name of this program is "Zhu Zi News", a very old-fashioned woman appeared on the screen, her expression was very rigid, just like the news program host of the Tang Kingdom forty years ago, without the slightest smile.

She said in a mournful voice that seemed to be about to die: "This is Zhu Zi News, I am the host XXX, today we will continue to pay attention to the health of His Majesty the great leader Zhou Chaojun...... According to the doctors, the great leader is still in poor health, his condition shows no signs of improving, and if this continues, the life of the great leader may not last for a few years......"

As soon as these words came out, a cry immediately sounded in the dining room, all of Zhu Ziguo's citizens were crying, and the waiter next to him was also crying, and the hotel manager or something, all joined the ranks of crying.

"I'm rubbing, so exaggerated?" Tang Sen Khan: "Really crying and fake crying? Could it be that if you don't cry, you will be dragged and shot?"

A waiter said angrily: "Hey, gringos, it's not right for you to say that, we are really worried about the health of the great leader, we all love him from the bottom of our hearts, how can you doubt our love for the great leader?"

Townwend: "......"

The waiters at the inn all gave Townsend hostile glances as if he were a supervillain.

At this time, the news continued to be broadcast, and the hostess said: "Now the doctors of our country have become helpless about the illness of the great leader, so they have no choice but to ask the people for divine doctors, and invite all doctors who are confident in their medical skills to come to the palace immediately to see His Majesty...... If you can cure Your Majesty's illness, you will become the benefactor of our entire Zhu Zi Kingdom!" )