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Tang Sen and his party left the town, went west, to the side of the shit mountain, only to see that there are many farmers here, driving a big dung truck is digging shit, it turned out, they heard that the monsters on the mountain have been killed, so they excitedly ran to dig fertilizer, although there were bold farmers occasionally came to dig fertilizer, but the number is relatively small, after all, human beings are still afraid of monsters, but now there are no worries, a large number of dung trucks to and from the dirt roads are crowded.

Tang Sen initially estimated that according to their digging method, in a few months, the 800-mile mountain of would be dug up beautifully, and there would be no more stinky.

Well, it's a good way to improve the environment. When human beings are faced with vital interests, the environment changes to you every minute.

The little red snake saw that the humans were making a big move against her hometown where she had lived for many years, but she felt a little sad: "Alas, this mountain can't be called a in the future, right?"

Tang Sen smiled: "It's okay if this broken name is not called." ”

The little red snake pouted: "But people still think it's a pity, doesn't this lose its own characteristics? You see, the characters without characteristics in the novel are the easiest to be forgotten by readers, so every girl must have an attribute, and no attribute becomes a supporting role in minutes." Our mountain of--stakes was originally quite distinctive, but when the-soaked was dug up and became an ordinary mountain, which reader remembered?"

Tang Sen was speechless: "Okay, in fact, the story of this mountain has not been filmed in the old version of CCTV's "Journey to the West", so few people know about it...... You're also a monster that hasn't appeared in the original book.,It's the author of this book who came up with it himself.,You're destined to be a super unpopular character.,By the way.。 ”

Little Red Snake: "......".

Yali Mountain is big!

"What exactly do you need to do to stay popular?" asked the little red snake stupidly.

As soon as this question was asked, Sha Wujing next to her suddenly stretched out her ears to listen. Her greatest wish in life is to have a sense of existence, and having a sense of existence is equivalent to being popular, which must be listened to carefully.

Tang Sen spread his hands: "How do I know?"

Zhu Bajie smiled evilly and said: "Little Red Snake girl, in fact, if a woman wants to be popular, the easiest way is to 'take off', the so-called take off to become famous...... Hey...... Fast. Let's take one off and show it to my sister. ”

The little red snake was startled, and quickly grabbed the placket of his clothes and jumped behind Tang Sen to hide.

Since she was taught some strange things such as the little white dragon girl's upbringing, she has been paying attention to her clothes now, and her fiery red scales are covered tightly by her coat, and this coat is still very conservative, not to mention exposing her chest and waist, and her bones are not exposed.

She poked half of her head out from behind Tang Sen: "You must not take it off, Sister Xiaobailong said, if a woman takes off her clothes randomly." It will ...... It will ...... You won't be able to get married. ”

"That's all nonsense, you can't get married if you don't take it off. Sister Zhu rubbed her hands and said in a daze: "Only women who take off quickly marry fast, and they are all married to rich people, come and take off one and show it to my sister." ”

"Hey, don't bully the new little girl. Tang Sen angrily kicked Zhu Bajie aside: "Ya, I haven't seen you come out to spoof recently, and I thought you had changed your temper." I didn't expect you to bully a new girl. ”

Sister Zhu rubbed her hands and said, "No way, the first few girls who joined are too fierce." I don't dare mess around. After speaking, she also glanced at Xiao Er deeply, with a slight sense of fear in her eyes, and continued: "This time the little red snake girl looks like a bully, hehehehehe......"

"Hey you're big, don't look at it and bully it. Tang Sen said with contempt: "You deceive good and fear evil. ”

Everyone was chatting out of tune. While thinking about whether to use a spell to fly over the mountain, after all, it will take a few months for the to be cleaned up, and they can't afford to wait, but they saw that there was actually a plane flying low in the sky, it turned out. There is a small airport nearby with flights dedicated to flying over the Mountains to the country on the other side of the mountain.

Tang Sen didn't bother to use any spells, and said with a smile: "Let's go, take a plane, I'm a human being, I'm on a 'human trip', I can fly without spells, try not to use it, or use human transportation to feel more solid." ”

Everyone walked to the airport, bought air tickets, and when they passed through the security check, Tang Sen and his party were not checked, because the matter of their demon removal had spread in several nearby towns, and the staff at the airport were all residents of several nearby towns, so they naturally knew that their line was either a fairy or a sword fairy or something, so how could they come to check their things.

Soon, the group got on the plane, and the 800-mile mountain passed in a blink of an eye.

Looking out of the window of the plane, you can see that the place where you are going to land is a huge city, with a population of no less than 10 million, which is quite a powerful place.

Townsend wanted to take out the GPS map to check where it was, but remembered that he couldn't use his mobile phone on the plane, so he had to call the stewardess and ask, "Excuse me, where are we going to land?"

The stewardess smiled: "Mr. Jianxian asked, of course the little sister will give it all, this city is the capital of Zhu Ziguo, called Zhu Zicheng, this country is rare in the world, and it still maintains a feudal monarch hereditary **** country, the king's power is very large, democracy or something has not yet arrived, you may be a little unaccustomed to it when you get there." ”

"Oh?" Tang Senqi said, "It is indeed rare for a country to have such a system in the new era. ”

The stewardess smiled: "Yes, so Zhu Ziguo is now also known as an evil country, and a group of sub-countries led by the United States often criticize Zhu Ziguo for having no human rights, feudal autocracy, dictatorship and hegemony, and using various methods to sanction the country's economy, so this country is full of poverty." ”

Tang Sen nodded and understood, the stewardess was disappointed when she saw that he didn't ask for her phone number, it seems that the dream of hanging a handsome guy Sword Fairy has been shattered, alas, let's find a handsome mortal.

The plane stopped at Zhuzi International Airport, and everyone got off the plane with other tourists and passed through customs......

Sun Wukong and the others already have experience, and they use spells to hide things like the return sword and the golden hoop stick well, but Xiaoer has never been on a human plane, and has not gone through any customs or anything like that, so he is not prepared for this kind of thing, and he just walked in front of the instrument at the security checkpoint when he suddenly heard an alarm sound.

Zhu Ziguo's security officer stretched out his hand and pointed at Xiao Er: "Hey, this girl, your passport, ID card and other things, hurry up and take a look." ”

Sweating profusely, he asked Tang Sen in a low voice, "What passport? What ID card?"

Tang Sen also hurriedly took out his passport and ID card to show her, Xiao Er waved his hand, and immediately conjured up a set of very similar documents and handed them to the security personnel.

The security officer looked at her passport carefully, and said in his heart: It turned out to be a tourist from the Tang Dynasty, named Li Er, well, the **** character from the country, but there are many strange things that the scanner scanned on her, but she can't help but investigate, he said loudly: "Girl, the scanner has scanned you with many bottles and cans, please take them out and check them to see if there are any prohibited items in them." ”

"No, I just had a few bottles of medicine with me, where did I get any forbidden items?"

"Medicine?" The security personnel immediately became nervous: "What medicine? Don't you know that medicines can't just go through customs?"

"Customs?" Xiao Er was even more curious: "This place is obviously surrounded by mountains, where does the sea come from? Why are you called Customs here?"

Everyone: "......"

"Don't talk nonsense, it's useless for you to pretend to be stupid. The security officer was furious: "Take out all the bottles and cans on your body and check them." ”

"Cut, I check it for you, and you can't understand what it is. Xiao Er took out a bottle of green liquid medicine and put it in front of the security personnel with a bang.

"What is this?" the security officer asked with a loud voice when he saw the color and felt that it was not a good medicine.

"You can't read it, you really can't understand it, can you? Listen to me, this is a medicine that makes your voice smaller after drinking. Xiao Er said: "Why are you yelling at me so loudly? Let you take a sip, and you will immediately become a man with a small voice." ”

Where was the security officer willing to believe it, and said angrily: "It's definitely a banned drug, and it must be ...... Hmmm......"

It turned out that before he finished his sentence, Xiaoer suddenly opened the cap of the bottle and poured a drop of liquid medicine into his mouth.

The security officer was shocked, this green potion drank it, maybe it would be poisonous, he screamed miserably, and took a few steps back: "You...... What did you give me a drink?"

"Didn't you say that? Little Ear grinned and said, "You won't be able to yell at me right away." ”

The security officer said angrily: "Nonsense...... Huh?" he opened his mouth only to find that his voice had really become quieter, and not only did the volume become smaller, but his tone was not gentle, and it didn't sound fierce at all, as if it was very polite.

"This ...... Is this really a quieter medicine?" the security officer was dumbfounded.

"Cut, can the medicine I refine be fake?" Xiao Er snorted: "Count yourself lucky, this bottle of medicine has already gone through more than 10,000 clinical trials, and there are absolutely no side effects, except that the voice becomes smaller, there will be no problems, if it is given to you to drink the trial medicine, God knows what side effects you will have." ”

The security personnel were sweating profusely and whispered, "What about the other bottles and cans?" ”

Xiaoer took out another bottle of red medicine: "This is a medicine that will make your nose longer after drinking, come, give it a try." Without saying anything, she broke the man's mouth open and forced him to give him a drop.

The man desperately wanted to resist, but he didn't know why, as long as Xiaoer fed him medicine, he would obediently drink it, and the resistance was completely ineffective.

Sure enough, his nose brush became longer, just like Pinocchio's nose. (To be continued.) )

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