The second, three, five, cute, begging for rain has a shady scene

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Two more female Taoist priests appeared in the crowd, the one who walked in front looked about twenty-five or sixteen years old, wearing a yellow Taoist robe, with a peach wood sword diagonally stuck in her back, her face was a little round, but she didn't look fat, it was a very cute round face, and strangely, she wrote a "Wang character" with a red watercolor pen on her forehead, and drew a few beards with a black watercolor pen on her face...... makes her whole face look like a tiger face, well, needless to say, I know that it is a tiger power immortal.

The female Taoist priest in the back is about twenty-two or three years old, wearing a red robe, her face is slightly long, but it is not ugly, she is quite delicate, her eyelashes are very long, and her eyes are tearful, very similar to the innocent big eyes of the sika deer.

The two girls walked up to Yangli Daxian and looked at her first to see if she was injured.

Lu Li Daxian said at this time: "Third sister, who is the leader of the frenzied otaku party?"

Yang Li Daxian pointed at Tang Sen and said, "It's him!"

Luli Daxian turned his head and glared at Tang Sen, and after glaring angrily for three seconds, his eyes suddenly softened: "So handsome...... I can't help it. ”

Yangli Daxian Khan said: "Don't worry, you can't beat it if you want to, my five thunder methods haven't even touched a single hair of him." ”

"So powerful?"

"It's so powerful!"

"Then I can't beat you?"

"That's right!"

"Yo!"

"Huh!"

Tang Sen listened to them, one with two big heads, Nima, one with the word yo behind the speech, and the other with the word baa after speaking, this is simply a rhythm that will drive the audience crazy. Can you not speak in such a strange tone.

The two women discussed a few words, and together they turned their heads to look at their eldest sister, that is, Huli Daxian, with a look of help in their eyes.

Huli Daxian snorted coldly and walked in front of Tang Sen, the two of them were only one meter apart. Standing very close, Huli Daxian's eyes widened, and he looked at Tang Sen directly, and the corners of his mouth grinned fiercely, revealing a small tiger tooth.

"Stare at me, I'm not scared. Tang Sen also glared back viciously, staring at this thing, thinking in his heart, Yang Li Daxian spoke with baa, and Luli Daxian spoke with you. What will this Tiger Power Immortal bring when he speaks? Could it be that every sentence is followed by the word "嗷".

As soon as he thought of this, Huli Daxian spoke: "You are bullying my sister Meow?"

Tang Sen Khan: "Wait! What did you just say?"

"I said, you bullied my sister Meow?"

"No, why is the last word meow?" Tang Sen brushed the ground and jumped two feet high: "You are a tiger power immortal, give me the word 'whoop' to end it." ”

"The word meow is so tired, you add a meow word after each sentence to try meow, that doesn't make you tired to death is weird meow. Huli Daxian looked at Tang Sen with a neurotic look and said, "You don't know that the pronunciation of the word 嗷 requires you to open your mouth wide." Use your guttural voice to force out the meow? Add a snort to every sentence, and I'll be tired of you being in charge of meow after I say a few words. What's wrong with the word meow? Tiger is a big cat, and a big cat has a problem ending with a meow?"

Tang Sen looked at the sky at forty-five degrees, speechless: "Okay, you're okay, it's me wrong, my imagination is not enough." ”

"It's good to know it's wrong. Huli Daxian snorted, "I already knew about it just now. You are the leader of the otaku party, since you pull out the third party, and want to compete with our Buddhist party, then you should also have some real skills? ”

"Do you want to fight again?" said Tang Sen, "It's too barbaric, it's not good." ”

"I don't think it's good too. Huli Daxian snorted: "We should use some gentle ways to test meow." To let the general public see our true level of meow, the sacred vote should not be meowed by group fights. It just so happens that the leader of the Buddhist Party is also here today, and our three parties are here to divide the winners and losers. ”

Tang Sen wanted to complain, but there were too many points to complain about, but he couldn't start. Turning his head to look, there was really an old monk who looked very stylish in the distance, and it seemed that this was the leader of the Buddhist Party.

Huli Daxian said: "The time has come for the leaders of our three parties to show their skills, first of all, let's come to compare and ask for Yumeow." ”

"Asking for rain, why do you want to compare this?" said Tang Senqi.

Huli Daxian glanced at him and said: "You don't know yet, our Chechi country is a country with a relatively arid climate, if you don't do how to ask for rain, it will fall into an arid climate all year round, and the country will be desertified.

"And that said?" said Townsend.

The old monk actually nodded and said: "Huli Daxian is right, the country must often ask for rain, and it is impossible for the party that will not ask for rain to get the support of the people, our Buddhist Party was able to get half of the country's believers, it is because the Buddhist Party has a good ability to ask for rain, hum, Lao Na is willing to be the first to come, let you see the ability of the Buddhist Party." ”

Since it was not a fight, but a serious and practical thing for the people, Tang Sen had no reason to object, he stepped aside, but wanted to see how the old monk would ask for rain.

I saw the old monk walk up to the high platform, calmly recited the scriptures for a while, stretched out his hands, and shouted something to the sky that people couldn't understand, looking like a bit of a monk, and then, he reached into his arms, as if he wanted to take something out.

Sun Wukong couldn't help but say, "Does he have to come up with some magic weapon to ask for rain?"

Zhu Bajie said: "It's possible!"

The little white dragon is the most curious: "The rain is in charge of our dragon clan, what does he have to take out to invite the dragon king to rain? ”

The old monk's hand was finally taken out of his arms, and everyone looked at it, I wiped it, and it was actually a mobile phone.

I saw that the old monk skillfully dialed a number, and said in a serious tone: "Start the artificial rainfall machine of the Dragon King!" ”

Someone on the other end of the phone shouted, "Yes!"

"Poof! Poof!" Tang Sen and Sun Wukong and the others fell to the ground, Nima, artificial rain! This is the power of science and technology, you read a fart scripture, pretend to be a fart.

I only heard the sound of cannons in the distance, obviously, this is one of the steps of artificial rainfall, after the cannon, I don't know what dry ice was used, what kind of strange equipment was used, and it was really raining in the sky.

The old monk stood in the rain and said triumphantly: "How is it?

The female reporter shouted: "The Buddhist Party is so powerful, it went down to the city first, and the rainfall work has been effective...... Wow, the votes of the Buddhist Party are surging, and it seems that this rain has boosted the morale of the monks and grabbed a few more ballot boxes in the distance. ”

Tang Sen couldn't find the direction to complain, he just felt that the world was too unreasonable.

"Hmph! Huli Daxian spoke: "Artificial rainfall, no matter who becomes the president, can mobilize the country's scientific and technological forces to carry out artificial rainfall, this is not a skill, the Buddhist Party can do it, our Taoist Party can also meow, it is not worth mentioning at all, but I will have a kind of rain meow that your Buddhist Party will not do at all." ”

The old monk's face changed slightly: "I want to see what you have." ”

Huli Daxian snorted coldly, climbed the high platform, only to see her waving her hand, many small Taoist priests took action, began to arrange the high platform for practice, and after a while, a wooden platform more than three zhang high was erected, and the order flag of the twenty-eight houses was inserted on the side of the platform, and a gold medal was inserted on the platform, and the name of the thunder god was written on the card.

Everyone in Che Chi Kingdom knows that Huli Daxian, Luli Daxian, and Yangli Daxian all have "five thunder methods", which can not only be used to summon thunder and hurt people, but also can be used to call for wind and rain, and they are extremely powerful.

I saw that Huli Daxian took a piece of rune paper and burned it, bowed to the air, and suddenly a strong wind blew in the sky. He tossed another sigil, and a dark cloud suddenly rose in the sky. After reciting the incantation for a while, the sound of muffled thunder suddenly sounded in the sky. The last token was laid, and there was a "bang" in the sky, and it began to rain, and it was a torrential rain.

The rain came so suddenly that the onlookers were startled and hurried home to get their raincoats, while the reporters took out their umbrellas prepared in advance and covered their cameras first.

I saw Huli Daxian standing on the high platform, and laughed triumphantly: "What's the matter? My rain is much worse than the artificial rain of the Buddha Party, meow?hahahaha......"

Sun Wukong, who was standing behind Tang Sen, suddenly whispered: "It's not normal!"

Zhu Bajie also said: "It's not normal!"

Even the little white dragon who turned into a bicycle actually said: "It's not normal!"

Tang Senqi said: "Why do you say it's abnormal?"

Xiao Bailong is a member of the Dragon King family, and she knows how to do clouds and rain the most, she said in a low voice: "Except for the rain that falls by scientific and technological means, only talk about the rain managed by the heavenly court, it needs to be released by the wind mother-in-law Xun Erlang, the cloud boy Wuzi to spread the clouds, the thunder male and electric mother to thunder and discharge, and finally there will be the Dragon King of the Four Seas to do the rain...... In other words, the next rain will invite at least seven or eight immortals. ”

"Seven or eight immortals?" Tang Sen listened slightly.

"Yes, it takes seven or eight immortals to make it rain, how can this Tiger Power Immortal be? If she is about the same strength as Yang Li Daxian, that is, she is a Great Perfection of the Transformation Divine Period, and if she is more powerful than Yang Li Daxian, at most she is at the Earth Immortal level, how can such a level invite a genuine immortal who is in charge of the wind and clouds and thunderstorms?" Xiao Bailong shook his head and said: "There is a shady curtain behind this matter, there is definitely a shady curtain. ”

Tang Sen frowned: "Then how can we figure out what this shady curtain is?"

"Hey, that's not easy. Sun Wukong took out the Ruyi golden hoop stick from his ear, pointed to the sky and said: "You wait, my old Sun flies up to the clouds, catches Feng Po, Lei Gong, Dianmu, Yuntong, and Wuzi, and the Dragon King of the Four Seas will fight with a big stick, and you can ask a clear understanding of any shady scene." (To be continued......)