236 Meng, temporary rainfall notice

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Tang Sen Khan was about to say that it was wrong to beat people, but Sun Wukong had already used a trick to turn a hair into his fake body and leave it on the ground, but his real body flew into the sky in a flash. Usually, what Tang Sen said Sun Wukong mostly had to listen to, but when it was related to the immortals of Heavenly Court, it was not necessarily.

Five hundred years ago, the grievances between Sun Wukong and Heavenly Court were really a bit complicated, and there were some things she wanted to deal with by herself, and she didn't want to involve Tang Sen in it.

Jumping up to the clouds, Sun Wukong fixed his eyes and looked, sure enough, the old woman with a pouting ass in the cloud in front of him was not the wind woman? Next to him, there was a young young student, who was opening the wind bag and blowing the wind desperately at the lower realm, and that guy was Xun Erlang. On the clouds next to these two guys, there are also Lei Gong, Dianmu, Yuntong, and Wuzi, except for the Dragon King of the Four Seas, the other gods in charge of rain are here.

Sun Wukong took out a big stick, with a weird smile on his face, and flew towards this group of immortals.

Feng Po, Xun Erlang, Lei Gong, Dianmu, Yun Tong, and Wuzi were making a lot of noise, and suddenly turned around and found a Lori with a big stick standing behind him, and a group of people suddenly couldn't laugh, with a look of fear on their faces, and exclaimed: "Demon ...... Goblin...... Demon King...... Sun Wukong. ”

Sun Wukong smiled and said, "Why do you only see you, what about the Dragon King of the Four Seas?"

The gods were half frightened: "Dragon King of the Four Seas...... It's raining far ahead...... Our work is done for the time being, and we will rest here. ”

Sun Wukong sighed, not in a hurry to find Zaiwang, and dealt with this group of guys first: "Five hundred years ago, I didn't expect to meet here today, hehehe, you also know what kind of temper my old grandson is." All the lackeys of the heavenly court, I see one beating another, and I see a pair fighting a pair. Say it yourself, whether it's going to be a head spank, or a few slaps. ”

The faces of a group of little immortals were frightened, although there were many of them. But the combat effectiveness is all the scum of war, and they belong to the low-level celestial servants in the heavenly court, if they get the profession in the human realm, they are almost equivalent to the level of grassroots cadres, and they are not comparable to the heavenly generals of the real brand, not to mention the demon king Sun Wukong, who once made trouble in the heavenly palace.

A group of people are like a grandson seeing his grandfather, and he gave Sun Wukong a puff: "Great Sage, you can be merciful, the Dinghai God Zhen Iron in your hand is too heavy." If you rub it, you will hurt, and if you knock it, you will die, whether it is a head or a spank, we will not live...... The Great Sage's subordinates are merciful. ”

Monkey King is the name that Sun Wukong got when he was recruited by Heaven for the first time, and later Sun Wukong rebelled because of the golden cicada, and no one mentioned this title anymore. Take a few fewer hits.

Sun Wukong snorted coldly: "Hmph, don't talk nonsense." Stick your head over and let my grandson fight. ”

Feng Po and Xun Erlang cried and said with sad faces: "Don't fight, the two of us are very miserable, grassroots celestials, the days are already very hard, and we have to blow the wind everywhere all day long, and we can't make a mistake if you blow more and less." If you are wrong, you will be deducted, you will sleep in the open air, and you will be miserable, such a miserable poor fairy, don't bully it. ”

Lei Gongdian Mother also hurriedly said: "Great Sage." The two of us are old, and it's not good to beat the elderly. ”

Yuntong Wuzi also said: "Great Sage, the two of us are still young, you won't even fight children." ”

I wipe, this group of nameless immortals, Sun Wu pretended to be fierce, and sneered: "Okay, my old grandson also knows that the grassroots heavenly servants are still full of hardship, and what they do is also practical, and those senior heavenly servants who eat and wait for death every day and don't do serious things are different, for this sake, it's not that my old grandson can't spare your lives...... However, my grandson would like to ask you a question, such a thing as clouds and rain should be arranged and implemented by the Heavenly Court, every rain and every thunder has a fixed number, and it can't be put casually, right?"

A group of immortals hurriedly nodded: "Yes, yes, you can't just leave it alone." ”

Sun Wukong snorted coldly: "Since you can't put it indiscriminately, then why does a Daoist priest in the human world set up a platform and recite a few incantations casually, and you give him rain?

"Great Sage, you blame us, we didn't let it go, we didn't rain this rain in response to the spell of the Tiger Power Immortal. The mantra recited by Huli Daxian has nothing to do with the rain that we have fallen, she just happened to be. ”

"Huh?" Sun Wukong was surprised: "Then why are you raining here?"

Feng Po took out an A4 piece of paper from her arms, handed it to Sun Wukong and said, "Great Sage, look, this is a notice sent to me by the person above, you can understand it if you take a closer look." ”

Sun Wukong picked up the paper, a little worried that it was written in simplified Chinese and couldn't be understood, but fortunately, the official documents of the heavenly court were still written in traditional Chinese, but he could understand it, so he read it aloud: "Notice of temporary wind...... After the study and decision of the Heavenly Court Meteorological Administration, Ling Feng Po arrived at Chechi City, the capital of Chechi Country, at X, 20XX, and a gust of wind blew...... Wind speed XXX, wind direction XXX......"

At this time, Lei Gongdian also handed over an A4 piece of paper, and Sun Wukong also unceremoniously picked it up and looked at it: "Temporary thunder notice...... After the research and decision of the Heavenly Court Meteorological Administration, the thunder male lightning mother arrived at Chechi City, the capital of Chechi Country, at X, 20XX, and thundered and lightning...... Thunder XXX decibels, lightning XX bars, brightness XX degrees ......"

Yuntong Wuzi handed over another piece of A4 paper, Sun Wukong didn't need to look at it this time to know that it must be a "temporary notice of clouds and fog", she simply didn't look at it, and kicked Yuntong Wuzi away: "Damn, there is nothing new at all, the format is exactly the same, and the official document received by the Dragon King of the Four Seas is exactly the same." The official documents of the Heavenly Court are not at all humane, and they are cold. ”

The gods are sweating, what kind of trouble is it to make the official document written in a humane way? But they didn't dare to complain, for fear that Sun Wukong would be beaten if he made him angry.

Sun Wukong frowned: "In other words, Heavenly Court temporarily notified you to come here to be windy and rainy, and at this time, Huli Daxian happened to be begging for rain, isn't this too coincidental?"

"Well...... this" Yun Tong said flatteringly: "Great Sage, such a clever thing has happened more than once, since eight years ago, every time Huli Daxian, Luli Daxian, and Yangli Daxian beg for rain, the people above just sent a temporary notice to let us come to the wind and rain." This has been going on for eight years......"

"Oh?" Sun Wukong frowned, if it was once in a while, it would be Qiaohe, if it had been like this for eight years, it would not be Qiaohe, but shady: "Who is in charge of the Heavenly Court Meteorological Management Bureau now?"

Yun Tong said: "It's Tai Bai Xing who is in charge. ”

"Cut. It turned out to be Taibai Lao'er, that old man has a lot of flowers and intestines, and his heart is super bad, God knows what kind of fame he is going to make. Sun Wukong waved his hand and said, "Hurry up, don't let me see you again, otherwise I will beat you once I see you." ”

The gods screamed and ran away.

In the blink of an eye, the sky was cloudy and foggy, which was also fun. These guys ran away, but the Dragon King of the Four Seas didn't know that it was still raining in the distance, and as a result, there was no wind in the sky, no clouds, and no electricity...... There was a strange scene, with the boss hanging in the sky, a bright sun, and a blue and clear sky. But it was raining desperately.

Sun Wukong flipped in front of the Dragon King of the Four Seas with a somersault and shouted, "Four dragon old men." Come and see the fight. ”

This shout suddenly frightened the Dragon King of the Four Seas, five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong came out of the three-star cave of the oblique moon, returned to Huaguo Mountain to be the king of the mountain, the first to open the knife was the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, she ran to the Dragon Palace to borrow weapons. snatched the Dinghai God Zhen Tie, stirred up a mess in the East China Sea Dragon Palace, and the other three dragon kings ran to reinforce, but they were also blackmailed by Sun Wukong with a set of armor, as miserable as it was.

The Dragon King of the Four Seas is like a bird with a frightened bow. As soon as he saw Sun Wukong, he almost found a crack in the ground to get into.

Sun Wukong pulled out a big stick and was about to swing it twice to scare the Dragon King of the Four Seas, when he suddenly heard someone shouting behind him: "Sister Wukong, don't mess around, they are all the elders of the little girl, don't be rude to them." ”

As he spoke, a white shadow flashed behind him, and it turned out to be the little white dragon.

Sun Wukong couldn't fight now, and as soon as he put the stick away, the little white dragon brushed the ground and threw himself into the arms of an old man, crying: "Father, uncle, second uncle, fourth uncle's daughter haven't seen you for many years." ”

Okay, it's time to hold a confession meeting, Sun Wukong pouted.

Fortunately, Xiao Bailong did not immediately enter the mode of the family recognition meeting, and she also knew that there was trouble on the ground, so she didn't have time to say anything about parting with her at this time. She grabbed the sleeve of the Dragon King of the West Sea and said, "Daddy, what kind of famous hall is going on in Heavenly Court? Why do you want to help a few bad Taoist priests who are not famous?"

The Dragon King of the West Sea touched the little white dragon's head lovingly: "What about this...... Daddy doesn't know, anyway, the recent movements of Heavenly Court make people feel weird, our Four Seas Dragon King has his own Dragon Palace and does not live in the Heavenly Palace, so there are many internal things that are not clear, but I can roughly feel an unusual atmosphere. ”

"Oh, Heavenly Court doesn't care about it beforehand. The little white dragon coquettishly said in the arms of the Dragon King of the West Sea: "Father, uncle, second uncle, fourth uncle, you can't help outsiders, how can there be a reason to help our enemies rain, you should help my brother Tang Sen." Stop the rain quickly, and it won't be too late for you to get down when Brother Townsend begs for rain. ”

The eyes of the Dragon King of the West Sea flashed: "Huh, who is Brother Tang Sen?"

"Yes...... It's the older brother that my daughter recognizes. The last time Sister Moang saw him, she didn't tell you when she came home?"

"Moang is a psychopath, I didn't listen to what she said. "The Great Khan, the Dragon King of the Western Sea.

The Dragon Kings of the Four Seas glanced at each other, and the Dragon King of the East China Sea said, "Oh, my niece is also old enough to find a boyfriend!"

"Yes, what do you know about my brother, it's clearly my boyfriend. ”

"Third child, congratulations, hug your grandson. ”

The Dragon King of the West Sea lay on the clouds with a "poof", and bent forward in frustration: "It's over, my cutest third daughter actually has a boyfriend! Which man dares to snatch my daughter?" (to be continued......)

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