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"Don't lie to people, how can you strip away from ordinary friends and walk around behind you? What kind of work does she have now? What is her annual income? How much height, weight, and circumference are there? How many people are in the family? Do you have any brothers and sisters? What are her ideals and plans for the future? Will she do housework?"

"No, she doesn't have much presence, so others can't see her, so she often strips naked and walks around, she really has nothing to do with me. Mom, you can rely on me!"

Tang Sen spent countless saliva and finally explained Sha Wujing's matter to his mother, who disregarded the problem and asked, "Why is the background of your QQ video with me outside today, don't you usually chat with me in the tent?"

"Well, well, my tent was lent to someone else. ”

Mom Khan: "A new woman again?"

"I'm dizzy, it's not my woman, it's just an unknown passerby A woman, she was seriously injured, I just let her sleep in the tent, it's definitely not as complicated as my mother thought. ”

"Mom, I didn't say anything, you started to explain it yourself, alas, the explanation is a cover-up. The old mother said very melancholy: "What a sinful man, being a mother like you, I feel that Yali is so big, I don't remember to educate you as a playboy." ”

"Your nameless mother, I won't talk to you anymore. Townsend quickly turned off the video chat.

Thinking about it, I always feel that my heart is not tasteful, and I know that I have not done anything, so why is I always misunderstood? I am not convinced, I am seriously dissatisfied! Today, this matter is all caused by Sha Wujing, and I must go to her to theorize.

Townsend took out his phone. Turn on the camera and walk towards the lake.

There were ripples in the lake, and there was obviously something in the lake, but no matter how you looked at it, you couldn't see anything, and Tang Sen knew that it was mostly Sha Wujing, so he took a camera to take a picture. Sure enough, the thing was swimming and bathing in the lake, with a leisurely look. She turned her back to Townsend and didn't know that Townsend had come to the lake.

Tang Sen said indignantly: "Sha Wujing, you come over for me." ”

"Hey, someone called me?" Sha Wu was stunned, but soon laughed self-deprecatingly: "I must have been hallucinating, how could someone call me? ”

"I rub. Sha Wujing, I'm calling you. Townsend Khan said.

"Wow, I actually hallucinated twice today. Sha Wujing shook her head and sighed: "It must be that I want to be remembered too much, so I always hallucinate that someone calls me, alas." ”

Townwend: "......"

Sure enough, there was no sound. Sha Wu sighed quietly: "Damn auditory hallucinations, always give people hope and disappoint. ”

Townsend picked up a small rock by the lake. Threw it towards Sha Wujing.

"Bump!"

Sha Wujing's back of the head was punched out of a small bag, and she screamed "oops". When she finally turned her head, she saw Townsend standing on the shore, pointing his phone camera at her.

"Wow, someone really called me? I'm not an auditory hallucination?" Sha Wujing exclaimed in surprise after forgetting that she had been smashed a bag on her head. But she was only happy for less than ten seconds before she woke up. yelled, "Oh, Town, how can you do this? while someone else is taking a shower, you take a mobile phone and take a secret picture, you ...... You're sinning. I'm going to sue you for sex!

Tang Sen said helplessly: "Do you think I want to do this? I can't see you if I don't take this thing." What can I do? You swim to the lake, just show your head, don't worry about me seeing your body out of the water, I have a few very serious things to say to you. ”

"Very serious?" Sha Wujing was startled, wasn't it? In the dead of night, by the quiet and romantic lake, a man and a woman, what else could it be at this time? It can only be a confession!

Does he have to confess to me......? This is not good, if the man His Majesty the Jade Emperor likes confesses to me and His Majesty the Jade Emperor knows, I will probably be dismantled. However, this can't be blamed on me, I have never seduced Tang Sen, never! I don't even have a sense of existence, how can I seduce him? In short, if he confesses, you must send him a good person card, otherwise I will be so sorry for His Majesty the Jade Emperor.

Sha Wu calmed the deer in his heart, swam to the lake, only stuck his head out of the water, and said timidly: "What do you want to say?"

Tang Sen was serious, and said very seriously: "You are not allowed to run naked in the future!"

"You're a good person, let's be friends. Sha Wujing replied with a bull's head on the horse's mouth.

"I'll wipe it!" Tang Sen almost jumped up: "What the hell are you talking about?"

"Huh?" Sha Wujing also sweated, no, she answered too quickly, and she didn't have time to hear what Tang Sen was saying.

"Rely on me. Tang Sen said with a blushing face: "Don't think that others can't see you, you just don't pay attention to the details, running around naked, don't you know that in this era, there are cameras everywhere? If you are photographed naked by others, won't you be seen by others? Do you know what it means to be reserved?"

"What the hell are you talking about?" Sha Wujing was dazed for a while.

Tang Sen said with a dark face: "Just now, you passed behind me naked, I happened to be video chatting with my mother at that time, but you appeared in the video, and she saw it all. She also asked for a long time what kind of person you are, what kind of work you do, your annual income, how many people in your family and so on, so annoying. ”

"Wow, I've been asked?" Sha Wujing suddenly became happy: "Someone asked me about it? Wow, I'm so happy." It turns out that there are still people in this world who want to know about me. My job is the Jade Emperor's roller shutter general, and my annual income is zero yuan, not that my job is not paid, but that the finance department forgot to pay me a salary, so it is zero yuan...... I don't have any parents or brothers at home, so I'm the only one...... Well, what else does she want to know? I'll tell her everything. ”

"I'll go!" Townsend frantically said, "You don't need to tell her this, you just need to get dressed properly." ”

"No, no, no, it's more important to tell her these things than to get dressed. Sha Wujing looked serious: "My sense of existence is the most important!"

Sha Wujing suddenly jumped out of the lake, she really didn't care about getting dressed, and she wasn't afraid of being looked at by Tang Sen, so she rushed straight to Tang Sen's notebook, Tang Sen suddenly saw a big naked girl jumping out of the lake, he was startled, and his thinking paused for two or three seconds, but in two or three seconds, Sha Wujing had already found her mother's avatar in QQ and clicked on the "invitation video".

And my mother just finished chatting with Tang, and it seems that Q hasn't been turned off yet, and the result is also connected very quickly.

As soon as the video was connected, my mother saw the naked woman who appeared in the background of the video just now appear in front of the camera, and she couldn't help but be startled: "Oh, you are ...... Sha Wujing: Why are you using Xiao Sensen's computer?"

Sha Wujing said happily: "Mom, I'm here to report my information to you, what do you want to know, just ask, I will explain everything clearly." ”

Mom Khan: Damn Xiao Sensen, she also said that it has nothing to do with this woman, and now she is running naked to open your QQ, and she calls me Mom, and wants to explain to me, but it doesn't matter? This Nima is already the posture of her daughter-in-law seeing her mother-in-law. What's there to ask? Don't ask anything.

The mother had no choice but to say, "How many children are you going to have?"

Sha Wujing immediately replied "seriously": "Two, a man and a woman." ”

"Well, that's good! Come on, get the baby out as soon as possible, I want to hug my grandson." Mom said.

At this moment, Tang Sen finally chased to the laptop, he saw that Sha Wujing had already chatted with his mother, he couldn't help but be anxious, pounced up from behind, grabbed Sha Wujing's neck, covered her mouth, and dragged her away from the notebook.

Tang Sen was angry when he made this move, and he just wanted to get Sha Wujing away quickly, and he didn't want her to talk nonsense with his mother.

But the mother on the other side of the network looked too shocked by this picture, Xiao Sensen, who has always been gentle, actually grabbed the neck of the "prospective daughter-in-law" from behind, and dragged her away stripped naked, and then nothing could be seen on the screen, only Sha Wujing's "Hmm" voice came from the microphone...... Then the screen starts shaking again, and it appears as if the laptop has been kicked to the ground...... Only a pile of weeds can be seen on the screen, and the background sound is all the sound of sand dancing quietly.

The mother was frightened: "Oh my God, Xiao Sen is on the other side of the computer, doing such and such things to his daughter-in-law, it is estimated that the two of them are posing on the grass next to them, so cruel, so hot...... No, he's not the kind of person who is cruel, oh, I understand, I just said that I want to hug my grandson, and Xiao Morisen respects me very much as a mother, and listens to me very much, so he hurried to make his grandson. ”

Mom silently turned off the video, and muttered: "God forbid, Xiao Sensen, don't go too far, don't spoil my prospective daughter-in-law...... Well, the plan to hold the grandson is almost achieved. ”

Tang Sen sweated profusely, and finally tied up Sha Wujing, unable to move, and came back to look at the computer, only to send that the QQ chat window had been closed, and he guessed what his mother had just seen with a slight sink, as for what his mother would think, it would be easier to guess.

"Oh my God! this is a misunderstanding! God!" said Tang Sen. Turning around, looking at Sha Wujing, who was tied up and couldn't move, Tang Sen was really angry: "Okay, you Sha Wujing, you hurt me so badly, how can I clean you up today to get out of this evil breath?"

Sha Wu was tied to the grass in a slippery manner, her snow-white body was still writhing and struggling, and she shouted, "Let me talk to my mother, let me answer her questions...... For the first time in my life, someone asked me about these things, so I was so moved, let me go. ”

"I can't stand you. Townsend walked up to her indignantly, thinking about how to get out of her anger.

At this moment, a fragrant wind suddenly fell in the sky, and Fairy Chang'e floated down with a fat rabbit in her arms...... Hey, Mr. Tang, why are you approaching the grass with your phone, and what are you going to do with the grass?" )