Four, two, four, cute, Chang'e fairy, I'm here
Updated at 8 a.m. –
Tang Sen was sweating, at this time Sha Wujing was tied to the grass in a slippery way, he held his mobile phone to Sha Wujing, and then approached step by step, ready to clean up this nameless guy, but he didn't expect that Fairy Chang'e would suddenly arrive at this time, good pit daddy, it's over, and I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River.
No, wait, there's room for salvage.
Tang Sen suddenly discovered that Fairy Chang'e couldn't see Sha Wujing, that is to say, although the scene now seems to be very easy to be regarded as a crime scene, but in the eyes of others, Tang Sen is not committing a crime, but just having a nerve.
Well, at this time, I can only tell a white lie, Tang Sen hurriedly said: "Ahem, I just found that there are a few grasses in the grass that grow very beautifully, so ...... I'm going to take a picture of the grass with my phone, and that's it, that's it, that's why I'm going to walk towards the grass like this. Ahem, my business is not important, Fairy Chang'e, what is the important matter for you to float down to the world in the middle of the night?"
Fairy Chang'e smiled and said, "Actually, it's nothing, it's just a long night and I don't want to sleep, so I ran to the lower realm to talk to Mr. Tang, what's wrong?" Mr. Tang doesn't welcome me?"
"No, no, very welcome. Tang Sen wiped a handful of sweat from his head, and while talking to Chang'e, he moved quietly, deliberately blocking between Chang'e and Sha Wujing, although Sha Wujing had no sense of existence, Chang'e couldn't see her, but Tang Sen was afraid that there would be an accident, and he would not be able to wash it if he jumped into the Yellow River.
However, the more you try to cover up something, the more likely it is to go wrong.
Seeing that Tang Sen seemed to be very concerned about that meadow, Chang'e couldn't help but become interested: "Mr. Tang, is there anything wrong with this meadow? Why do you seem to be very protective of it? Could it be that some fairy grass or spirit grass has been born? Well, you don't have to protect it like this, I won't rob you." ”
Townsend Khan: "Ahem." There's no such thing, absolutely nothing, it's just ordinary grass. ”
"It's all ordinary grass, so can I let my rabbit eat some?" Chang'e sighed: "Although this fat rabbit says that he wants to lose weight, he can't starve to death, and he still has to eat some grass occasionally......"
As she spoke, she was about to put the fat rabbit she was holding in her arms on the ground.
Townsend was shocked: Nima. Although Sha Wujing can't see it, if you get close to her, you will still run into her. If you let this fat rabbit run onto the grass and definitely hit Sha Wujing head-on, things will soon be a gang.
Tang Sen hurriedly bent down and hugged the fat rabbit in his arms: "Don't eat it, these grasses are weeds, unhygienic, and it will not be good if the rabbit eats it and has a stomach or something." ”
"Ahem. It's just a weed, it's not sprinkled with pesticides or anything, if it's a grass with a master, it will have problems eating. ”
Tang Sen Khan: "You can't eat it directly, there is ash on it, so let's help it pick some grass, let's take it to the lake and wash it before feeding it." Okay?"
As soon as the words fell, Tang Sen felt his arm sink. The fat rabbit in his arms suddenly became a fat girl, weighing more than 200 pounds and wearing a fat body, which scared Tang Sen to let go. The fat girl fell to the ground and looked as if she had fallen hard, but in fact the fat was a cushion. She couldn't fall at all, she lay on the ground and said shyly: "Mr. Tang took me in his arms and said such things for the slave family, the slave family was really moved." ”
Townwend: "......"
I rubbed it, almost forgot. This rabbit is a rabbit spirit, and it has a human form, so it's a daddy.
"I didn't expect Mr. Tang to be so interested in my jade rabbit, it's really jealous. "Fairy Chang'e was jealous, and I felt inexplicably sad in my heart, I was actually not as good as this fat rabbit to please him, Mr. Tang's taste is really heavy.
"By the way, which piece of grass did Mr. Tang want to take a picture of just now?" Chang'e asked, "Let's take a picture too." ”
"Ahem, that's not necessary. "Townsend Khan.
"Well, there's nothing to do after a long night anyway, so let's study mobile phone photography technology. "Chang'e actually doesn't like any photography technology, it's to play photography with her mobile phone, she just has nothing to do, and wants to stay with Tang Sen for a longer time.
Tang Sen's sweat flowed downward, this must not work, as long as this woman took out her mobile phone and shook it against the grass, she could find that Sha Wujing was tied up there by me nakedly, and it was useless for me to say anything, and she was definitely regarded as the number one pervert in the sky. I have to save myself, I have to change the subject......
Tang Sen was in a hurry and shouted: "Photography technology is boring, there is a lake next to it, how about we go swimming?"
"Swimming?" Chang'e blushed slightly, and thought to herself: Men generally don't invite women with ordinary relationships to swim, right? Generally speaking, only men and women who have a deep relationship to a certain point will meet to go swimming, isn't it, Mr. Tang already sees me like this in his heart?
Wait, swimming has another meaning for fairies!
Isn't the legendary love affair between the Weaver Girl and the Cowherd just because the Weaver Girl was swimming in the lake and was stolen by the Cowherd, and then the love affair developed? Mr. Tang asked me to go swimming, but he wanted to follow the example of the Cowherd, steal my clothes, and then take my clothes and threaten me to say, "If you want to get your clothes back, marry me." Then, I followed the example of the Weaver Girl, and said half-pushed, half-pushed, half-on-the-ground: "Okay, people will promise you." ”
Thus, the most beautiful love story that has been passed down for thousands of years was born!
She suddenly rejoiced, this thing is feasible, swimming is a necessary step for a fairy to marry a mortal, Mr. Tang actually jumped directly to this step, it is really brave, I have to promise him.
Chang'e replied shyly: "Swimming is good, but people don't bring swimsuits today, so they can only ...... naked Swimming naked...... You...... You can't peek before I get in the water. ”
Townsend Falls Khan, Hey, girl, you promise to swim with me without a swimsuit?What's the situation with you? It's impossible to say yes in general, right? It's good to refuse me? No, the top priority now is to trick her out of this meadow, and I don't care what she thinks.
Tang Sen had no choice but to say: "Don't worry, I won't peek before you go into the water, I will turn my back." ”
"Hey, what should I do?" cried the fat bunny girl.
"You run twenty laps around the lake for me and lose weight!" Chang'e said viciously.
The fat rabbit was startled, the owner is so angry today, it's not good, you can't mess with her, flash quickly! The fat rabbit ran out with a swish, and ran along the lake without a shadow.
"That'...... Let's get ready to go swimming. Chang'e replied shyly: "Mr. Tang, please turn around, I'm going to take off my clothes." ”
Tang Sen hurriedly turned around, there was a sound of clothes rubbing behind him, but Tang Sen was not in the mood to listen to this beautiful voice, he quietly deflected the mobile phone screen, and took a picture of the grass in front of him, Sha Wujing was still rolling and struggling on the grass, and was still shouting: "Let go of me, I want to report my preferences to my mother, my height, measurements, weight, my dreams...... I'm going to tell her everything about me, so that someone in this world knows that I exist......"
Tang Sen looked at this guy with a smile and a smile, and he knew that he was causing trouble for me, and after turning around and coaxing Chang'e away, see how I cleaned up your goods.
Chang'e's voice sounded behind him: "Mr. Tang, I've taken off, and my clothes are on the edge of this grass, I'll go down to the lake first, and you wait for me to get into the water before turning around...... You remember, the clothes are here. She emphasized it in a heavy tone, and the clothes were placed here.
Tang Sen Daqi: Why does she repeatedly emphasize that the clothes are placed here? What's wrong with the clothes? I don't understand, forget it, anyway, all the girls in this world are unreliable, I don't need to understand them, if I understand them, they will become neurotics.
Tang Sen had no choice but to nod and said, "I know, you can get into the water quickly, it's inconvenient for me to turn around before you go into the water." ”
Chang'e was happy in her heart, and secretly thought: He broke me away, and after I went into the water, according to the old legend, he would steal my clothes and hide them, and then run to threaten me, and marry him if he wanted to get his clothes back, wahahaha, of course I had to agree, and then our story became the story of the second Cowherd and Weaver Girl, super romantic!
Chang'e turned around and ran at a speed of 0.00000001 seconds in 100 meters, but with a flash of fragrant wind, she jumped into the lake!
"Wow!" The sound of splashing was very piercing in the quiet night, Chang'e soaked herself in the water, only her head was exposed, and then shouted excitedly: "Mr. Tang, I have already entered the water, you can act!"
What do you mean? Tang Sen was puzzled, and after thinking for a while, he realized: Oh, she means that I can also take off my clothes and go into the water to swim and play together.
At this time, of course, I can't go into the water immediately, I have to move Sha Wujing's goods to a safe place first, and I can't let her lie naked on this grass anymore, it's too dangerous, maybe someone else will find out.
Tang Sen hurriedly shouted: "Fairy Chang'e, you swim alone first, I want to find my swimming trunks, go back to the tent first." ”
Chang'e thought to herself: He is looking for an excuse to delay and take the opportunity to steal my clothes, of course I should give him a chance.
So he smiled and said: "Okay, I'll go swim first, I didn't look at you, I didn't see it at all, just do what you want to do, don't care about me, I really didn't look at it." With her back in the direction of Townese, she threw out her arms and swam to the center of the lake.
Although Tang Sen felt that Chang'e's tone of voice was strange, he didn't have time to think about it, in order to avoid Chang'e's suspicion, the speed must be fast. There is a big tree right next to the meadow. Tang Senfei also pushed Sha Wujing behind the big tree to hide, and then he breathed a sigh of relief, rummaged through his bags as fast as he could, found swimming trunks, and took off his clothes and changed into swimming trunks, which took less than three seconds in total......
At this time, Tang Sen breathed a sigh of relief, rushed towards the lake, jumped into the water with a beautiful diving action, and said with a smile: "Fairy Chang'e, I'm here." (To be continued.) )
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