The first eighty-two moe, diving into the well
Update at 8 p.m. -
Tang Sen said goodbye to Xiang Zhenguo and returned to the capital of Wuji Country, according to Xiang Zhenguo, the first step should be to find his body in the well, which is very important to prove that the current president is a fake. After thinking about it carefully, the water well is ...... I don't seem to be very good at getting in, so it seems that I have to invite Sun Wukong or Zhu Bajie to help.
Tang Sen returned to the hotel, went straight to Sun Wukong's room, and knocked on the door: "Hey, are you free?" Come out and help me do some work." ”
Sun Wukong opened the door in response: "Three watches in the middle of the night, what are you going to do?"
Tang Sen said in a low voice: "Let's go find Xiang Zhenguo's body." ”
Sun Wukong is a good thing, and when he heard this, he immediately became interested.
"The corpse is in a well, you can recite a trick to avoid water and help me find it." ”
"How troublesome it is to avoid water. Sun Wukong snorted: "I have to call the eighth sister for this matter, she is the marshal of Tianpeng who is in charge of the Tianhe Water Army, and her water nature is first-class, even if she doesn't recite the trick to avoid water, she can move freely in the water." By the way, it seems that there is another person who is not bad, who is here? Uh, forget it, with Sister Zhu, it doesn't matter if you can't remember. ”
Poor Sha Wujing was dancing desperately next to her at this time: "I, I, I can move freely in the weak water of the quicksand river, why can't you remember me?"
Tang Sen came to Zhu Bajie's room again, knocked on the door, the door was unlocked, pushed the door and went in to see that this guy was rolling on the bed, making strange strange laughs while rolling.
"What's wrong with you?"
"I'm imitating Long Aotian's laughter, quack quack......" Zhu Bajie laughed strangely: "Little Niangpi, you can't escape from my palm anymore, let you taste Uncle Ben's big stick......"
Townwend: "......"
Sun Wukong: "......"
Tang Sen wanted to dig a pit in the back of the hotel and bury the goods, but now was the time to employ people, so he had to pretend not to see her neurotic actions: "Let's go, come and do us a small favor, go to the well to fish for Zhenguo's body." ”
"Scoop up corpses? "Sister Zhu doesn't give face.
Townsend was speechless.
Sun Wukong's eyes rolled, and he smiled: "Eighth sister." You don't know, do you? When Xiang Zhenguo was pushed into a well and killed, he had a treasure with him, and if you go and pick up the body, that treasure will belong to you. ”
"Cut! I don't want any treasures. Zhu Bajie's face was calm and clear: "I'm a person with a breeze on my sleeves." Foreign objects do not linger in my arms, and no treasures and money can touch my heart. ”
Sun Wukong said in a low voice: "That treasure is the Blu-ray disc of Mr. Cang's photo album, although it has been soaked in water for three years, but even if the Blu-ray disc is soaked in water, the probability of being able to read the data is also very high......"
Zhu Bajie brushed the ground and jumped up. patted his chest and said: "I have fished out this corpse, this is a righteous move to see the sun, how can I miss my Eighth Sister Zhu, I will definitely find Xiang Zhenguo's body well." ”
Tang Sen covered his face and said in a low voice: "Wukong, is it really okay for you to lie to her like this?"
Sun Wukong grinned and said: "No problem, Eighth Sister Zhu has a good advantage, that is, she can afford to lose, others joke with her that her patience is very strong, and she will only blame herself for being stupid afterwards." ”
Townsend covered his face again. God, you can't just prank her just because she can afford to lose.
The three of them left the hotel, followed by Zhang Duxue in the distance. Sun Wukong glanced behind her, with her supernatural powers, it was impossible for Zhang Duxue to hide from her behind, but Sun Wukong knew Zhang Duxue's feelings for Tang Sen as early as in Liushahe, and did not expose the matter of her tracking behind, pretending to know nothing.
After a while, the three of them came to Xiang Zhenguo's residence. This is an elegant mid-level cottage with many guards, dogs, and automatic anti-theft equipment. Infrared monitoring or something, the president of a country, this level of precaution is definitely necessary. It's a pity that these things didn't seem to have them for Tang Sen and his party, and they easily passed through the defense line and entered the inner courtyard of the villa.
The defense in the inner courtyard is completely gone, after all, this is where the president's family rests and lives. If you see bodyguards everywhere, life is not beautiful.
The three of them quietly walked through the back of the house, which happened to be outside Xiang Zhenguo's bedroom window, and when they looked in from the window, they could see that Xiang Zhenguo and the president's wife were playing in the bedroom, gossiping while getting into bed, lying down side by side, and then turning off the light.
Sun Wukong said in a low voice: "Sure enough, the president's wife has long been slept with by this fake...... Poor ghost president is now in a green hat. ”
Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up and said: "I didn't expect that there would be this trick, I will also find a man with a beautiful wife to change Ming'er......! Hey hey ......"
"Can you be big!" Tang Sen kicked Zhu Bajie to the ground.
Walking further, I passed out the window of Xiang Boer, and saw that she was wearing cute bunny print pajamas, sitting at the dresser and busy applying things to her face.
"It's inexplicable that a woman is such a weird creature, she has to put on makeup for an hour to get up before she goes out, and she has to put on makeup for half an hour before going to bed at night...... Why do you want to put on makeup when you're going to sleep?" It's better to be an otaku in this regard.,Anyway, I'll never wear makeup.,Just stay at home.。
"That's not makeup, it's care. Zhu Bajie snorted: "Men can never understand the difference between nursing and makeup. ”
"Is there a difference? It's all sticking to your face. Hmph, so I don't like to charge now. Townsend said.
Zhang Duxue, who was secretly following behind, was shocked when she heard it, miserable, I am also the type to put on makeup before going out and take care of it before going to bed, this is ...... If I had the opportunity to spend the night with Towngson, I would never take care of him before going to bed, and I would never put on makeup when I got up, so as not to upset him.
But when she thought of this, she immediately came to her senses, if they had all spent the night together, they were still worried about these things? With Towngsen's personality, it was impossible for him to spend the night with a woman he didn't fall in love with, and once something happened, he would take responsibility. So, when you really get to that point, you don't have to worry about makeup anymore, you just need to enjoy a happy life quietly.
There is really a well in the backyard, it is already very dilapidated, everyone is using tap water these years, few people have used well water, many ancient wells in the city have become decorations, and Xiang Zhenguo This ancient well does not even have to be decorated, the fake president is afraid that the matter will be exposed, so he moved a boulder to press the wellhead, and ordinary people can't get this stone away.
Tang Sen condensed the divine power in his hand, and with a slight lift, the boulder opened in response to his hand, revealing a wellhead, a small wellhead, which looked like a dog's hole, and he didn't know what year it was to dig a small well.
Sister Zhu couldn't wait to jump inside: "Teacher Cang's photo album, I'm here!"
"Oops!"
The head and feet of the goods were stuck in the well...... Outside the well, all you could see was her two long legs dangling.
"What's the situation?" said Tang Senqi.
"This ...... This well is too narrow, my boobs are too big, and it's stuck...... "Zhu Bajie screamed inside.
Townwend: "......"
Sun Wukong: "......"
Zhang Duxue: "......"
"What should I do?" said Townesen.
"Then you still need to ask, stuff it in hard!" Sun Wukong jumped on the edge of the well, reached out and grabbed Zhu Bajie's two exposed feet, and stuffed it into the well......
Zhu Bajie's screams came from the well: "It's squeezed out of shape!"
"It's okay, that thing is elastic, it will be deformed for a while and a half, and it will recover when it comes out. Sun Wukong ignored Sister Zhu's screams and continued to stuff her inside.
Finally, the narrowest part of the wellhead passed, and the front suddenly opened up, and Zhu Bajie fell into the well after brushing the ground, and it took several seconds to hear a "whoosh" sound of water inside, and finally entered the water......
Zhu Bajie didn't blame Sun Wukong for her rude actions, as Sun Wukong said, her biggest advantage is that she can afford to lose, others spoof her, she is not angry at all, she only thinks about the Blu-ray disc of Teacher Cang's photo album, and quickly plunges into the water.
This well is full of strangeness, I thought that I could touch the bottom of the water as soon as I dived, and then I felt some bones and CDs at the bottom of the water, but she didn't see the bottom for a long time, and the well didn't know how deep it was, so she had to dive down.
Eighth Sister Zhu didn't respond for a long time, but Tang Sen outside took up his heart: "Hey, it's just a well, why hasn't she come back for so long?"
Sun Wukong also said strangely: "It shouldn't be, a well is dozens of meters deep at the top, with her ability, she can dive to the end." ”
Tang Sen frowned and said, "Forget it, let's go down too, in case there is a big monster in the well, what danger does she encounter?" ”
Sun Wukong nodded, reciting the water avoidance trick, and after a while, a small bubble wrapped her and Tang Sen in the middle, the two of them did not have huge fat, but they would not be stuck at the wellhead, and easily jumped into the water, and with the protection of the water avoidance trick, they also followed the dive underwater.
Zhang Duxue outside the well thought about it, in case Tang Sen is in any danger? No, I have to follow, she bit her lower lip and followed in.
Dive and dive, the surroundings are pitch black, there is no reference, Tang Sen doesn't know how deep he dived, he only feels that he has at least dived to the bottom of thousands of meters deep, this is outrageous, not to mention a well, even if it is a big river, it is not so deep, this is simply the depth of the sea, and I don't know how long I have dived, and there is a little light in front of me......
This is a bit unscientific, there is actually light under the water thousands of meters deep? Tang Sen frowned, Sun Wukong urged the bubbles to float forward, only to see that the light in front of him was getting brighter and brighter, and finally there was a shining palace, and a plaque on the door read: "Dragon Palace." ”
Sister Zhu was standing in front of the "Dragon Palace", in a daze. (To be continued.) )
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