The fourth, eighty-ninth cute, small drill wind's "Mountain Patrol Copy"
Update at 8 p.m.
Tang Sen only felt that his eyes lit up, a red-haired girl in a military uniform, tall and straight, which really made people feel very eye-catching, this little diamond scenery looked at the appearance, it was definitely the type that could make men crazy.
I only heard a burst of screams from the female monsters around me: "Little Diamond Wind Lord......"
"Oh my God, it's the real Little Diamond Wind!"
"Little Diamond Wind, I love you!"
"Lord Little Diamond Wind, do you like women?"
This Nima is calling more and more unreliable, Tang Sen Khan.
But seeing Xiao Zuanfeng, the female monsters smiled: "I'm a normal woman, I don't like women, although I'm glad that everyone can like me, but I can't accept it." ”
"Wow, that's handsome. "The female monsters fell.
The Great Khan of Townsen.
Xiao Zhuanfeng stretched out a hand and put on a handshake posture, his movements were generous and untwisted.
Of course, it was impossible for Tang Sen to care about the difference between men and women at such a time, so he reached out and shook her hand, feeling that her hands were full of tenderness, and he didn't know what kind of monster she was, why she was so good-looking.
"You're in military uniform...... You're a soldier?" Townsend couldn't help asking, "I thought you were a shampoo merchant." ”
Xiao Zhuanfeng smiled: "A hundred years ago, I joined the army of the Lion Camel Country, first as a mountain patrolman, later as the leader of the mountain patrol team, and then promoted to general, and now I am the minister of defense. As for the Lion Camel shampoo...... Cough...... It was a state-owned company, because I thought that the world situation would be relatively stable in the next few decades, there would be no major war, and the country should focus on developing production, so I took the initiative to ask Ying to be the director of the shampoo company. ”
The words state-owned enterprises, Tang Sen has not heard them for a long time...... After the reform and opening up. The state-owned enterprises have basically collapsed, and the few remaining state-owned enterprises have faded out of the public eye, and they are not very showy.
"Alright, Mr. Tang. It's inconvenient for us to stand here and talk, you see, there are a lot of people around looking at us...... Let's hurry up and get in the car, please come to my house for a while, and talk back when we have something to say. Little Diamond Wind laughed.
She drove a red car, but there were three immortals in the car, plus Tang Sen, there must be no place to sit anymore, Sun Wukong and the others didn't have a place to sit? Tang Sen was about to say that this car couldn't sit down. Suddenly found that there were a few empty cars behind her, it seems that Xiao Zuanfeng's sister is very careful, and she actually prepared a car for Tang Sen's sisters.
Everyone got into a few cars and drove towards the depths of Lion Camel Ridge.
After passing the stone forest (that is, the customs of the Lion Camel Country), the long winding mountain road winds around the Lion Camel Ridge, turns for a long time, and finally reaches the top of the mountain, only to see a modern city standing here. There are many high-rise buildings, and the foundation is complete. The only difference from human cities is that the streets here are full of youkai.
Tang Sen saw that these monsters were dressed neatly, and there was a little monster on the side of the road who could not be fully humanized selling baked cakes, it originally looked like a baked cake, and it was really suitable to sell baked cakes, and then look across the street. There is a middle-aged male monster who has completely turned into a human form, wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase in his hand, which looks like he sells insurance. A royal sister youkai with a very plump body wears a women's suit and intellectual glasses. She was walking slowly on the side of the street, looking like a beautiful lawyer.
Tang Sen sighed: "Wow, this place of yours is really amazing, it is really no different from a human city. ”
"When the country was first founded, the monsters were very unsophisticated, dirty and smelly, running around the streets without clothes...... The youkai finally know how to be human. Now when I go out, I will put on my clothes and walk on the ground obediently, and I will not fly in the sky, and I will not let out any black smoke and smell. ”
Tang Sen sweated profusely, ordinary monsters just ran on the street without clothes, and they didn't want to see it at all, but the beautiful lawyer just now walked on the street without clothes...... I rub, my temperance seems to be falling.
Seeing his strange expression, Xiao Zhuanfeng couldn't help but smile and said, "Mr. Tang doesn't have to be too surprised, human beings have changed from a dirty and smelly state to their current state, in fact, it has only been a few decades...... We are monsters, and our IQ is no worse than that of humans, and it is not uncommon for us to become like this in a few decades. ”
Fortunately, Xiao Diamond Wind guessed the wrong idea in my heart, Tang Sen blushed a little, he suddenly felt that something was strange, but he didn't know where it was, thought about it carefully, thought about it for a long time, and finally understood what was wrong, it turned out that this little Drill Wind was too normal, she was the most normal girl Tang Sen had met since his westward journey, so normal that he could hardly find fault with it, so Tang Sen felt weird.
Nima, I can't live in this world, I'm an unreliable commodity all the way, and now I've finally met a reliable one, and I'm not adapting to it.
After a while, the car drove to Xiao Zuanfeng's home, which is a villa with a fairly wide area, Xiao Zuanfeng lives alone in a huge villa, and it is inevitable that there are many empty rooms. Put away your luggage and go back to the living room.
It was only then that Townsend noticed that there was a set of combined stereos in the living room, and there were two microphones on the coffee table in front of the sofa.
"Huh?" Tang Sen smiled, "Little Diamond Wind Girl, do you like to sing karaoke at home? ”
Xiao Zhuanfeng smiled: "A little personal hobby, I don't sing very well, so I sing blindly when I'm at home alone." ”
Although she said "she doesn't sing very well" in her mouth, her eyes look quite confident, and it seems that she is very confident in her singing voice. When Tang Sen first arrived in your realm, he didn't have anything else to do, in line with the idea of finding something to do casually, and by the way, he listened to the enthusiastic singing voice of the red-haired beauty, so he smiled and said: "In this case, why don't you come and sing karaoke and play, anyway, there is nothing to do now." ”
"Oh, yes, yes!" Xiao Zuanfeng said happily: "Usually no one comes to play at home, and it is boring for me to sing karaoke alone, and it is very good to sing with someone." ”
As soon as these words came out, Huli Daxian. The expressions of the three people of Luli Daxian and Yangli Daxian were a little wrong, and Huli Daxian wiped a cold sweat and said, "No, you really want to sing meow?"
Yang Li Daxian said: "This ...... I felt a little pain in my stomach, and I wanted to go to the toilet, so I took a step first. ”
Luli Daxian didn't say a word. Turn around and run, and then run away.
Tang Senqi said: "What's wrong with these three people? Don't you like to sing karaoke?"
Xiao Zhuanfeng said: "Don't pay attention to them, the three of them don't understand music." ”
Xiao Zhuanfeng turned on the TV casually,Stereo,Tune up the song ordering interface at a fast speed,It turns out that there is a bunch of combined stereos under her TV,There is also a karaoke ordering system in it,How much does this girl like to sing karaoke?
She took a microphone and gave it to Tang Sen and said, "Mr. Tang, do you want to have one first?" I have a complete set of songs here, and I basically have pop songs in human society here. Look, this is the recently popular "Nervous", do you want to have a song?"
Tang Sen Khan, can the song "Worried" be sung by ordinary people? It is so difficult! He hurriedly said: "You should come first, you are the master, sing a song first as a cheer." ”
"Okay, then you're welcome. Little Diamond Wind took out a song orderer and quickly flipped through the menu. Looking at her skillful movements, I don't know how many times this song menu has been flipped. Tang Sen thought to himself: This girl's enthusiasm for singing karaoke is extraordinary, the so-called practice makes perfect, she should sing very well.
Xiao Zhuanfeng had already chosen a song at this time, and Tang Sen looked at it, and three big characters appeared on the screen, "Patrol the Mountain", and then. The melodious music sounded, and the prelude was full of good sounds, and it seemed to be a great song.
Then, the subtitles appeared, and that's when they did. Little Diamond Wind picked up the microphone and sang affectionately:
Who is protecting the farmers and mulberries by the Tianhe River, and the rain god in the past is now in the lotus pond
I have long forgotten the appearance of the fish girl, the river god, like a dream
Who is protecting the green tree from destruction, and the legacy of the lion camel brothers is called the king of Nanshan
The unreasonable pig monk begged the leopard for a vegetarian meal, and the fire burned all the green mountains
......
The ferocious Monkey King, the Cruel Monkey King, the miserable creatures, the steel rod flashes
Dinghai steel rod, killing steel rod, hidden fog mountain burning, each running in all directions
We are in the lower realm together for the construction of the lion camel city, but the Buddha can not allow me to exist in the world, and it is difficult to find the peacock fairy for the phoenix
The golden cicada is a demon monkey, taking the road to the west sky, and the treasure bottle is destroyed by the lion and camel city
......
The Antarctic white deer holds a cane on Qinghua Village, and the Jinping rhinoceros drinks oil on the Yuan Lantern Festival
The water tribe seeks the dragon king of the Jing River, and is buried on the dragon platform
To avenge his father, the black water dragon dives into the river, and the golden cicada waves the steel whip to the heavenly court
Forget the old pro-Xihai to kill the heavenly soldiers, and the Moang brothers killed each other
......
The hegemony of the West Heaven, the tyranny of the West Heaven, the monsters and demon gods, it is difficult to survive in the world
The ruthless heavenly realm, the exploitation of the heavenly realm, the occasional loss of the phoenix, and the drought for three years
Stealing the steel ring nether to end the undefeated rumors, binding Tang Seng to meet the clouds and soldiers
Fighting with the eighteen Arhats alone, but Shakya, his divine power was reduced, and the lion elephant could no longer see each other
Many years later, Xiao Zuanfeng reminisced about the past, and the fog was slanting, evoking the nostalgia of the old city
On that day, as between the lions and camels patrolling the mountains on weekdays, the thought of killing the stars and turning into my form suddenly appeared
On this day, the beautiful life ended, and I revisited the old place, singing and patrolling the mountains, but it was difficult for the brothers to see each other.
......
(This chapter is over the number of words, don't say that I use the lyrics to pour water, the number of words in the lyrics is not counted)
As soon as this song came out, it was suddenly shocking, so shocked that Tang Sen's whole person almost flew up, Nima ...... This lyric is so bad, what kind of lyric guy wrote the lyrics of this cheating daddy? Oh, no...... The lyrics aren't the point, it's the sound.
Xiao Zhuanfeng sang this song very weirdly, she is obviously a very beautiful red-haired girl, and her voice is usually very good, but I don't know why, when she sings, her voice becomes very sharp, like pinching her throat and pretending to be a machine synthesis sound, which is very ugly.
If you insist on finding a voice in the human world to refer to, it is the voice of "Ge Ping"!
"I'm rubbing, such a good girl, why does she sing like Ge Ping?" Tang Sen almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
I saw Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Li Jing, Xiaobailong and other girls, all thundered by her singing, and they were paralyzed on the sofa, and even the little eared girl who had always cared about nothing was now covering her ears and rolling miserably: "Ears, my ears...... No, my ears are going to be deaf. ”
After Xiao Diamond Wind finished singing, Tang Sen and the girls all lay on the ground and had cramps, and they couldn't vomit blood. She didn't see it, her eyes only looked at the screen, and she teased her hot red hair without looking back, and smiled: "How is it? I sing well, right?" )