The fourth ninety moe, the president wants to see you
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Tang Sen almost vomited blood, Nima, where did you sing this song well? If you look like a middle-aged uncle and open your mouth to sing Ge Pingyin, we will recognize it, and we will think that you sing well, but you look like a beautiful woman, red hair like fire, tall figure, this opening sings Ge Pingyin, do you want people to live?
Although Uncle Ge Ping is full of popularity in the two-dimensional world, he can't imitate it like this.
Tang Sen rolled all over the ground, and sure enough, he thought that Xiao Zhuanfeng was the most reliable girl he met on this westward trip, it was completely his own illusion, this world is full of deep malice, and every girl must be unreliable, without exception.
Xiao Zhuanfeng was still waiting for Tang Sen and others to praise her for singing well, she didn't hear a sound for a long time, and when she looked back, she saw Tang Sen and the girls falling to the ground: "What are you doing, why are you rolling on the ground?"
Tang Sen clutched his chest and said, "My heart hurts." ”
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"No, no, no...... That's not necessary. Tang Sen hurriedly shook his head and said, "It's just that I have a disease that will die when I hear the singing, so ...... Let's stop singing karaoke. ”
"So you have this disease. Little Diamond Wind felt very regretful: "Then don't you be able to experience the most beautiful song in the world?
Tang Sen complained in his heart: Nima, even if you don't listen to songs, your life will not be wasted, and in addition, listening to your songs is wasted.
"Hey, since you're sick when you listen to a song, you're going to die. Why did you propose to sing karaoke just now?"
Tang Sen was sweating profusely: "Well, I forgot that I had this kind of disease just now." ”
"Oh, I see. Xiao Zuanfeng was suddenly very moved, and said with tears in his eyes: "Mr. Tang must have seen that there is karaoke in my house, and guessed that I like to sing, so." In order to cater to my interest, you risk dying if you listen to the song, and you have to listen to me sing, you are such a good person. In order not to die of a good person like you, I won't sing it. ”
Tang Sen burst into tears: "It's good if you don't sing, you're such a good girl." ”
"But if you don't sing, why do you want to?" Little Diamond Wind sighed, "My life is only singing, except for singing." I don't have any interesting suggestions to pass the time. ”
Your life is only singing? Then you still sing so badly? I am dizzy! Tang Sen is speechless, generally speaking, people who regard singing as their life sing very well, people who dance as their companions dance very well, and people who make a living by playing games, the game level is absolutely first-class, I have never heard of a person who plays games every day, and as a result, his strength is still unable to pass the first level of Contra.
Everyone began to worry about the empty villa. You can't just sit around all night, do you?
At this time, Huli Daxian didn't know where to get out again. She grinned and said, "Oh, the little diamond wind is finished singing?"
Tang Sen finally understood why the three of them slipped away when they heard that Xiao Zhuanfeng was going to sing, and now they appeared again immediately after singing, which is really his wit.
Huli Daxian said: "Lord Little Diamond Wind, just now the president called and came to meow, she heard that there are human tourists coming to our lion camel country." I'm very interested in meeting Mr. Tang, and I hope you can take him to the Lion Camel Palace as soon as possible. ”
"Oh, summoned by the president?" Xiao Zhuanfeng's face suddenly became serious: "Since that's the case, then I'll take Mr. Tang to meet the president." ”
Townsend was bored, but he was interested in meeting some great president.
Sun Wukong and the other girls asked, "What about us? ”
Huli Daxian said: "You are not human meows. It's also a monster, and the monster doesn't have to go, and the president wants to meet the human meow. ”
"Cut, whatever. Sun Wukong was unhappy: "She still doesn't want to see monsters?"
"It's not that I don't want to see you, it's that I see monsters every day, and there's no need to see a few more monsters. Huli Daxian explained.
"Okay!" Sun Wukong accepted this explanation, waved his hand and said: "You guys, hmph, she is not interested in seeing my grandson, my grandson still doesn't want to see her, it's great to be a president? ”
Little Diamond Wind drove the red car out of the garage again, Townsend sat in the passenger seat, Little Diamond Wind drove, and the two got on the road again and returned to the city. The Lion Camel Palace is located in the center of the Lion Camel City, it is a very modern palace, and it looks a bit like the White House of the United States, well, maybe it is built in imitation of the White House.
There were guards with loaded guns standing at the door, and although Xiao Zhuanfeng's red hair was very conspicuous, no one could recognize her, but the guards still checked her documents, and asked Tang Sen about his identity, and confirmed that he was a guest of the president before letting her go......
As soon as Tang Sen entered the gate of the Lion Camel Palace, he heard a shrill alarm from the door, and the guard jumped over again and said loudly: "This Mr. Tang, do you have any murder weapons on you? ”
"Murder weapon?" Tang Sen thought for a moment, suddenly realized, and took the returning sword off his back: "Is this a murder weapon?"
The guard said: "Wow, the flying sword used by human cultivators, this kind of thing may be used to assassinate the second president, it is very dangerous, no wonder the alarm will alarm, can you please keep it with me and let us keep it on our behalf?"
Second President? Damn, how many presidents does your country have? Tang Sen was not happy at this moment, this returning sword was given to him by Zhenyuan Daxian, and it condensed the profound "friendship" of Zhenyuan Daxian, how could it be handed over to others for safekeeping? He couldn't help but snort: "I came to see the president of your country just to pass the time out of boredom, and actually said that I was dangerous, and it was possible to assassinate the second president? And I want to hand over my sword, forget it, it's gone, little diamond girl, let's go home." ”
Xiao Zhuanfeng suddenly sweated profusely, feeling a little embarrassed.
The guard also sweated, and said with a wry smile: "Honorable police guest, please don't embarrass our guards like this, I am also responsible, no way." ”
Townsend said: "What is the duty? Everyone who wants to see the president has to drop his weapon?"
"Yes!" Xiao Zhuanfeng said embarrassedly, "Well...... cough, when our second president was studying the history of mankind, he saw that the president of the United States was often assassinated, and several people died inexplicably, so he was a little scared, and his courage became smaller and smaller, so he attached great importance to security measures. Of course, it's just that the second president is relatively bold, and the big president and the third president are still normal. ”
Townwend: "......"
I rub it, how can there be three presidents? You just call the big king, the two kings, and the three kings.
Even if he didn't have a flying sword, he had abundant divine power, and he was not afraid that someone would be unfavorable to him, so he generously handed the returning sword to the guards: "Put it away, don't break it for me." ”
"Yes, we don't dare to break the guest's things. The guards hurriedly agreed.
Tang Sen didn't know that Zhenyuan Daxian was still eagerly expecting Tang Sen to break the sword in Wuzhuang Guan, so that she could help Tang Sen repair it, so that she could cultivate a relationship by the way. If Zhenyuan Daxian saw this scene, he would definitely throw his sword at the guard viciously, and ask him to break it.
Handed over the weapon, the guards finally let go, Xiao Zhuanfeng led the way in front, and the two slowly walked into the Lion Camel Palace together. I saw that there were all kinds of infrared warning devices everywhere here, and in addition to the guards who could be seen with the naked eye, there were many powerful monsters patrolling, and it looked like water could not be splashed.
Why is this second president too afraid of death, right?
All the way to the main hall of the Lion Camel Palace, I always saw a woman in green clothes greeted her, she was dressed in green clothes with a modern style, but without losing the classical beauty, but quite good-looking clothes, the woman looked very beautiful, but unfortunately the hairstyle was very weird, it was a typical 70s popular explosion head, a green silk all exploded root by root, it was simply wonderful.
The exploding woman stretched out her hand to Tang Sen, made a gesture of shaking hands, and said with a smile: "Hello, I am the president of the Lion Camel Country, and I am very happy to meet you." ”
Townsend shook her hand, but his eyes couldn't help but stay on her explosive head, sweat dripping.
The president found out what Townsen's gaze was pointing at, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I'm sorry, this hair is ...... I don't like this either, but my hair is born with an exploding head, and no matter how I comb it, even if it is fixed with hairspray, it will not be long before the exploding head will come back again, so I have to abandon this hairstyle, please don't be surprised. ”
Tang Sen Khan: "May I ask what kind of monster you are?"
The president spread his hands and said, "Lion spirit." ”
"Oh, no wonder it's the exploding head. "Townsend deeply regrets her hairstyle, but the lion's hair has such a natural explosion, you can't accept it, so you have to pretend not to see it.
Let's grasp the point, Tang Sen asked: "Big President girl, you specially named me to see me, what is the matter?"
The president first motioned for Townsend to sit down and talk, and she also sat on the sofa, and then said gently: "Here's the thing, my country has been trying hard to establish diplomatic relations with human countries, coexistence and common prosperity, and also wants to promote the interaction between its own country and human countries in terms of economy, commerce, tourism, etc., but unfortunately no progress has been made." Now that a human has finally come to the country, of course I would like to have an in-depth communication with you to see what can be improved. ”
"Uh...... I'm just a ****, and I really can't give any opinions on national affairs. "Townsend Khan, my brother hasn't graduated from college yet, where do you know anything about politics and economy? (To be continued.) )
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