Fourth, ninety-seven, cute, I'll teach you what moe is
Update at 8 p.m.
The girl turned to look at Tang Sen and found that he was extremely handsome, so she couldn't help blushing and lowered her head: "Thank you for putting your clothes on me...... I don't need to sue her, there are not 50,000 but 40,000 people who have been tricked by the three presidents in the Lion Camel Country, who will care about her pranks, it is really too immature, and now the people in the entire Lion Camel Country have reached an agreement, and being cheated by the three presidents is that her luck is not good today, and she is not vigilant, so she can't be blamed...... Sir, you don't even know that, you're not from the Lion Camel Country, are you?"
Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "I am indeed a tourist, I didn't expect that there would be such conventions in the Lion Camel Country." ”
The girl's face became even redder: "Sir, you are so handsome, can you give me a phone number?" It seems that I am not in bad luck today, but in super good luck, without the three presidents to rectify me, how can I have a chance to meet a handsome guy like you." ”
Townwend: "......"
The three presidents laughed beside him: "Hahahaha, I'm not afraid to tell you, I knew this would happen if I threw a bug into her collar, according to the future history books, the two of you had a romantic encounter because of my prank, exchanged phone numbers, became a couple after two months of dating, got married three years later, and had two children, a boy and a girl......"
"I'll wipe it, don't give me nonsense. Treadham Khan: "I won't let your nameless prophecy come true." ”
As soon as Tang Sen grabbed the three presidents, he ran away, of course the phone number or something would not be kept, the girl saw Tang Sen swept away like a gust of wind and disappeared at the end of the street, and couldn't help but sigh abruptly: "Alas, a handsome guy escaped like this...... It's really not a good thing to run into three presidents. My luck today is terrible. ”
Townsend grabbed the three presidents and escaped a few streets, so he dared to stop and look left and right, there were still many pedestrians on the street, this is not good, these people may be tricked by the three presidents at any time. Then it became his own trouble, Nima, taking this woman by his side is simply a cheating father, forget it, hurry back to Xiao Zhuanfeng's home as quickly as possible, and you must not ink anymore.
Grabbing the three presidents and running wildly, Tang Sen returned to Xiao Zhuanfeng's villa as fast as he could.
When I walked into the hall, I saw Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and others playing cards in the living room, and they were fighting landlords...... Several girls had notes all over their faces. It seems that the battle is very fierce.
When the three presidents saw a large group of new faces, they immediately showed a harmless smile from humans and animals, and obediently walked up to Sun Wukong and the others, and said politely: "Hello everyone, I am the third president of the Lion Camel Country, please take care of me." ”
"Huh, what a lovely little girl. Liu Mo's eyes lit up for the first time, and he smiled: "And he is very polite." It's very well-behaved. ”
It's weird, this Nima is obviously acting. I will give you a good impression first, and then it will be convenient to pit you, Tang Sen thought secretly.
Zhu Bajie is a middle-aged uncle's heart, as soon as she saw the beautiful little girl, she couldn't let go of her eyes, and after staring at the three presidents a few times. The saliva couldn't help but flow for the elder, and he muttered in his mouth: "Wow, what a cute little girl." ”
"Meng?" When Sun Wukong heard this, he jumped up on the ground: "What did you just say?"
"yes, she's cute. ”
"My grandson asked you what moe is. You all say you can't explain it clearly. Sun Wukong hurriedly said: "Why do you say that this girl is very cute now?"
"Moe is a feeling. Sister Zhu snorted: "I can't tell what Meng is, but I can feel the existence of Meng , this girl is very cute, she reveals a cute and cute atmosphere, I like it when I see it." ”
"Wow, that's Moe. The two Sun Wukong stretched out their hands forward at the same time, looking like they wanted to drag the three presidents to the small black room to dissect and study them slowly, but the two of them also knew that they couldn't do this, so they retracted their hands again.
The two Sun Wukong left the card table together, circled around the three presidents, back and forth, left and right, kept looking at her, and said while watching: "It turns out that this is the type that Xiao Jin likes...... Well, the clothes are cartoonish, the colors are bright, and there are also bears and puppies painted on them...... His hair was tied in two ponytails...... Walking and bouncing...... Is this moe?"
Everyone shook their heads together: "No, no, these articles you summarized are not necessarily equal to cute, cute is a feeling, it is difficult to explain clearly, you have to experience it seriously to understand." ”
The third president didn't know what Sun Wukong was doing, but she wasn't interested in knowing, as long as she could play tricks on people, what did she care about others? She smiled and said to Sun Wukong: "This sister, why do you want to know what Meng is?"
Sun Wukong did not shy away from taboos, and said boldly: "The man I like is very fond of 'cute', I have to become a very cute woman, he will like me, so I am traveling all over the world, looking for Meng, and now I finally found you, you have to tell me, what is going on with Meng." ”
The third president carefully looked at the two Sun Wukong, and thought: You are a twin Lori, born with cute words, where do you need to know what is cute? If the man you like really likes the cute attribute, I'm afraid that I already like you, so there's no need to do anything else. But since you're going to ask me, you deserve to be unlucky, hehe......
The three presidents' eyes rolled a few times, and she already had a bad idea, she snorted: "In this way, you follow me for the special practice of 'Meng', I will teach you seriously, and when you finish your practice, you will understand what Meng is." ”
"Wow, you're really willing to teach me, great, you're my teacher from today onwards......"
Everyone sweated profusely, Tang Sen knew that the third president was definitely going to cheat people, and was about to persuade Sun Wukong not to listen to her, suddenly, he saw Sun Wukong's eyes shining with happiness, how long had this light not been seen in Sun Wukong......'s eyes? I still don't say anything.
In fact, Sun Wukong was originally very cute, Tang Sen thought: Even if the three presidents just want to tease her, but lies can often bring confidence to human beings, as long as it can make her have self-confidence and let her have confidence in her "cuteness", then it will be fine. Whether the three presidents taught her or not, in fact, it doesn't matter at all, it's up to them to spoof.
"By the way, where is the little diamond girl now?" Tang Sen asked, "I brought the three presidents back without permission, and I have to ask her if she can take the three presidents here for the night." ”
Sister Zhu said with a smile: "The little diamond wind girl ran back wet just now, I heard that she was splashed with apple juice, she went to the bathroom to take a shower and change clothes, you wait here for a while, she should come out." ”
Townsend let out an "oh" and sat down on the couch.
The three presidents' eyes rolled badly, and they whispered to Sun Wukong: "Follow me, let's go to the cultivation of cuteness." ”
"Okay, let's go, let's go. Sun Wukong was overjoyed.
"But...... The man had been watching me. The third president pointed at Townese: "Is there any way you can avoid his eyes and ears and let the three of us slip out without being detected?"
"Why is he spying on you?" Sun Wukong Qi said: "Brother Tang Sen is a good person, he will not spy on people for no reason. ”
The third president said in a low voice: "Because I am a girl from the future, and that man is full of curiosity about the future, so he has been monitoring my movements, and you must help me get rid of him before we can start the cultivation of cuteness." ”
"Wow, it turns out that you are a future girl?" Sun Wukong was shocked: "Because you are from the future, are you cute?"
"As long as you follow me and study hard, you can be cute. The three presidents said big words without even blinking an eye: "What's the matter, is there a way to avoid his ears and eyes?"
"It's so simple. Sun Wukong pulled out three hairs and changed his breath, and it became three presidents and two Sun Wukong, three fakes replaced three real ones, and the real three presidents and two Sun Wukong sneaked out of the hall under the cover of furniture.
"Teacher, what should I do with my cultivation?" asked the two Sun Wukong.
"This is a course. The third president said seriously: "The first lesson is to steal Xiao Zuanfeng's change of clothes, it just so happens that Xiao Zuanfeng is taking a bath, let's hurry up." ”
"Ah, this is cute?" Sun Wukong was surprised: "I don't think it's cute to do this." ”
"Do you understand Meng or do I understand Meng ?" the third president snorted: "If you don't understand, you should study with an open mind, and don't give random opinions." ”
Sun Wukong sweated: "Okay, listen to the teacher." ”
The three of them came to the outside of the bathroom lightly, only to hear the sound of rushing water in the bathroom, and the three presidents took out a wire from their coat pockets, picked the lock of the bathroom in three or two clicks, gently pushed the door open and got in.
The small diamond wind belongs to the rich people in the lion camel country, and the bathroom is large, divided into an inner and outer room, and the middle is separated by a frosted glass wall. The inner room is the bathing place, and the outer room is the wet and dry room, and there is a laundry basket in the wet and dry room, and in the laundry basket is the dirty clothes she just took off, and the clothes are full of apple juice, which is a good thing done by the three presidents. On the table next to the laundry basket, there was a stack of clean clothes, which seemed to be what Little Diamond Wind was going to wear after taking a shower.
The three presidents grinned and pointed to the clean clothes stacked next to them and said, "Steal these clean clothes." ”
The two Sun Wukong asked in a low voice, "We stole these clothes, what did she wear when she came out of the shower?"
"What does it matter to us what she wears?" the third president snorted, "Anyway, this is her home, she can run naked." ”
"If Tang Sen is not there, it is fine for her to run naked, but with Tang Sen here, she is afraid that it will be inconvenient for her to run naked. "Sun Wukong still understands this.
"All I want is for her to run naked in front of Townese, hehe. Women are embarrassed only to run naked in front of men. The three presidents sneered: "Don't embarrass others...... How can it be called a prank...... Ahem, how can it be called cute?" (To be continued.) )