I know from the fat mouth that the official performance time is seven o'clock in the evening, and it has not yet arrived at six o'clock in the evening.

Ouyang Feng thought about it for a while, and when he came on the field, it might be ten o'clock.

"Hey, boss, what kind of magic are you doing, are you a big person?" Wu Li's eyes lit up with curiosity.

Fat Dahai and Wang Cheng also turned their heads over, wondering what kind of magic Ouyang Feng was going to perform, they were very curious.

Classmate Ouyang whispered mysteriously: "Keep it secret for the time being"

"Cut, it's really boring" Several people were disappointed, but they didn't dig deeper, guessing in their hearts what magic Ouyang Feng was going to perform.

Ouyang Feng opened his mouth and said, "Maybe you will need to cooperate at that time."

"It's okay if you want us to cooperate, but boss, we haven't trained in your magic tricks, can you perform hastily?" Wang Cheng's mind was more detailed.

"What does it matter, it's just a friendly activity to promote classmates, it doesn't matter if you don't perform well" Wu Li, who signed up to perform "Two Tigers", looked like he didn't want to worry too much.

Wang Cheng rolled his eyes at Wu Li, you don't have to worry, there are already "two tigers", what else is there to worry about.

"Okay, a few of you guys help occupy a seat, I'm going to prepare for a magic trick" Ouyang Feng stopped Wu Li, who was still talking back, and walked outside the school.

Wu Li saw Ouyang Feng walking away and began to mention his curiosity just now: "What kind of magic do you think Boss Ouyang is performing?"

Wang Cheng: "I don't know, will there be a corpse?"

Fat sea: "The corpse can still be alive, this magic trick is risky, but it is exciting enough"

Wang Cheng: "You have all forgotten Boss Ouyang's medical skills."

Fat Dahai: "Wu Li, you are very suitable to perform corpse splitting magic with Boss Ouyang"

Wu Li's heart suddenly felt a chill: "Why me?

Wang Cheng: "Because your body is thin and small, your body is cut, and the healing time is fast"

Fat Dahai patted Wu Li's shoulder: "Who told you to look so thin?"

......

On the big playground, the students of each department occupied a place, and Ouyang Feng and Fat Dahai were both freshmen in the biology department of Baizhou University.

Fat Dahai occupied a relatively front seat, and this son could clearly see the people on the stage.

Fat Dahai looked at his phone, it was almost seven o'clock, why hadn't Ouyang Feng come back yet.

Isn't it just a little magic trick, where is it going to take so long, the party is about to start.

"Boss, you are here, otherwise you will miss our performance" Wang Cheng saw that Ouyang Feng was finally here.

Wang Cheng performed pop songs, and now among the four, Wang Cheng's performance is the most decent.

Unlike Ouyang Feng, all of them are very different, so Wang Cheng didn't want his brothers to miss the opportunity to watch him perform.

"It's the first time to perform on stage, of course, you have to be well prepared," Ouyang Feng laughed.

When Fat Dahai didn't hear this, they all thought that Ouyang Feng was just performing a little magic trick.

It's like changing coins, playing cards, and what I said before about changing people into living people, splitting corpses, or something is just a joke.

"Hello freshmen in the biology department, everyone......" After a long list of nonsense from the host, the spoof show finally began.

"Hello everyone, hello classmates, my name is Zhang San, and I will perform a hip-hop dance for everyone"

Maybe this male classmate was the first to perform on stage, and he was more nervous, and as soon as he lifted his leg, he fell back and fell back, and one shoe was missing.

"Ahahaha" the audience sent a round of applause.

Moderator: "Ah, thank you very much for Zhang San's wonderful performance, and now we have Li Si to perform and eat steamed buns"

"Eat steamed buns, what is there to perform when eating steamed buns, everyone will eat steamed buns" Student A was a little puzzled.

"That's right, I can also eat steamed buns, how can such a show be reported" Student B next to him heard what A said, and said that it was also very strange.

Li Si came to the stage, probably seeing Zhang San making a fool of himself, Li Si was also a little nervous.

Li Si: "Hello everyone, what I want to perform for you today is to eat steamed buns"

After Li Si finished speaking, someone pushed the big buns of ten steamers onto the stage, fifteen big buns in one steamer, and one hundred and fifty buns in ten steamers.

The classmates were interested in these buns, and thought that Li Si was going to perform a big stomach.

However, Li Si, who had just eaten a bun, swayed and fell on the stage.

"......" The audience was a little stunned, and this was the end, and they were all looking at each other with confused eyes.

Wu Li asked Ouyang Feng next to him: "Boss Ouyang, what's wrong with that Li Si classmate?"

Ouyang Feng said three words succinctly and clearly: "Choked"

Wang Cheng heard Ouyang Feng's words: "This Li Si is true, true, I don't know how to describe it, I was choked as soon as I ate a bun, it is better to let the sea eat it, it must be better than this Li Si performance"

Fat Dahai nodded and said that what Wang Cheng said was very reasonable.

Host: "Ahaha, this, this, we applaud Li Si's program of 'A Fall Caused by a Bun'"

The host didn't know what to say, but he still had enough experience on the spot, and he brought up the applause of the students in an instant.

"Papapapa"

Moderator: "Let's have the 'two tigers' of Wu Li"

"Wow, there's a circus show today" A female classmate seemed to be very happy.

"Two tigers run fast, run fast......" Wu Li sang on the stage.

But then the song told the female classmate that the 'two tigers' were not real tigers, but the 'two tigers' in the children's rhyme.

"Aha" Wu Li's funny appearance made the students laugh and slapped the armrest of the chair.

Student A said: "This classmate Wu Li's heart must be very pure"

Student B asked, "Why?"

Student A said with certainty: "Only children with pure hearts will sing 'Two Tigers'".

By the time most of the students finished performing, it was already ten o'clock in the evening, and the students were a little tired, which was all troubled by the previous spoof show.

The mouths can't be closed, the palms are red, and now most of the students have audio-visual immunity, and it is not easy to be attracted by the show.

"It's my turn," Ouyang Feng walked to the dressing room at the back of the stage.

......

C was puzzled: "What's going on, why hasn't there been a new show yet?"

Student Ding: "It can't be that there is no show, it's very late now, probably all the performances are over"

Student E pointed to a stage in the distance and said, "How is it possible, you see that other departments are still performing?"

Student Ding followed the direction of Student E's finger and saw that other departments were still performing: "yes, yes, but why didn't the host come out to explain, it can't be an accident, right?"

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