"Ahem, ahem," several coughing sounds came from behind the stage curtain.

The classmates saw a male student walking up the stage from behind the curtain, but the male student seemed to have a cold, and he coughed a few times after walking a few steps, and he was really worried about him.

"What's going on? Why did a cold patient come up, is he here to show coughing?"

After watching a few spoof shows, students already have immunity to this type of show.

The male classmate who coughed all the time, like a tuberculosis patient, was not very cold.

"Hey, the guy above, you don't have to perform this cough," one of the classmates shouted at the person performing 'coughing' on stage.

"Yes, yes, go down, go to the hospital and have a look" The classmates began to bang off the stage.

A classmate may have seen that the coughing man couldn't go down, so he climbed onto the stage and wanted to kick this troublemaker off the stage in person.

The coughing man was pushed by the classmate, and the next creepy scene appeared.

The coughing man was pushed and did not fall, but the coughing man's head fell off, and the broken neck was still bubbling with bright red blood.

"Ah~" The screams of the girls resounded in the sky, and the sharp sound waves could break people's eardrums.

"It's dead~" The students watching from the audience screamed in panic, and the classmate who went to push the coughing man was so frightened by the scene in front of him that he fainted.

Maybe it was because the elasticity of the stage was good, and the severed human head bounced a few times on the stage and rolled onto the lap of a female classmate in the audience.

The female classmate's body shook and jumped, knocking the man's head to the ground.

Then, another round of sonic attacks began.

The person who performed the cough male decapitation on stage was our Ouyang classmate.

Ouyang Feng saw that his decapitated performance was good, and he had already scared several little girls to faint, so he could "pretend" his head back.

We can't go too far, we can't frighten these future flowers and bones of the Celestial Empire.

The headless Ouyang Feng, who jumped off the stage to pick up his head, once again scared the classmates, and began to shout "monsters, zombies" in his mouth.

Because only legendary monsters and zombies can move without heads, it is impossible for people to walk without heads.

There were only a few fat seas and some classmates who were scared and fainted.

The other students had already run out of their seats, shouting "headless people, monsters" and the like as they ran, attracting the attention of the other students.

"Ou, Ouyang Boss, isn't it you?" Although the fat sea decided that this might be Ouyang Feng, they still couldn't help but be afraid in their hearts.

Yes, can you not be afraid, whoever encounters such a thing will also be afraid, this is human instinct.

Ouyang Feng pressed the head on his neck, and the head spoke: "What do you say?"

Fat Dahai, Wang Cheng and classmate Wu Li all breathed a sigh of relief, it was Ouyang Feng's voice, that's right, it wasn't a monster.

At this time, the host, who had not appeared all this time, picked up the microphone: "Students, don't panic, this is not a monster, this is just a magic trick performed by Ouyang Feng."

The host's heart is still pounding, and it almost caused serious consequences.

If there is a student stampede, then I am very responsible.

Before the magic trick started, Ouyang Feng found the host and asked the host not to reveal his magic news, Ouyang Feng wanted a surprise.

The host thought at the time, whether it was a magic trick to surprise the students, the students in the province were not enthusiastic, and it was good to add fire.

In the end, the host didn't expect Ouyang Feng to come to such a "surprise"

This surprise must be there, isn't it obvious, you see that several students have been shocked, I hope they don't surprise anything.

Happy, the host swallowed his saliva and said that he hadn't seen it yet.

When the host explained the reason to the students, Ouyang Feng secretly used his mental power to condense into a fine needle and stab the fainting students and the middle acupoints.

I scanned it with my mental power again, and saw that they woke up one after another, and there was no big problem, and Ouyang Feng also lost his breath.

Fortunately, there were no accidents with these classmates, otherwise, Ouyang would have felt guilty.

The host shouted a few more times and said that it was just a magic trick by Ouyang.

A sturdy girl patted her chest: "It turns out that this is the magic performed by Ouyang Feng, but it is too real, and it scares my little heart and my liver."

A male classmate wearing glasses: "I already knew that this must be magic, how can people walk without a head, look at you scared, it's really useless"

A retort: "Cut, I saw your kid running the fastest just now, I don't know if your kid peed his pants"

A bunch of retractors: "yes, yes......"

After repeated explanations from the host, the students finally returned to their seats.

However, the number of students who came back seemed to be several times more, and there were not even enough chairs, so many students could only stand and watch, and the host only now saw the belated "joy".

"Papapa

"This magic trick is so beautiful, it's so wonderful" A girl shot at Ouyang Feng on the stage with a look of adoration.

"Let's go, let's go to the biology department to see magic" The students from other departments were curious about Ouyang Feng's magic here.

Ouyang saw that his classmates had recovered, and the audience in his biology department was several times larger.

Ouyang Feng was relieved to know that his magic skills had been recognized by everyone.

"Good evening everyone, my name is Ouyang Feng, I am the maple of Maple Leaf, and I am a freshman in the biology department this year, I apologize for the students who were scared by the magic trick I performed just now"

Ouyang Feng began to introduce himself and apologize.

"Hmph, you want us to forgive you, how can it be so easy" Fat Dahai in the crowd saw that some classmates seemed to be unhappy, so he made eye contact with Wang Cheng, and said this.

Wang Cheng said: "Unless Ouyang Feng performs a few more magic tricks for us, it must be exciting."

Wu Li also understood the intentions of the sea and Wang Cheng, and hurriedly said, "Is it right for everyone to say?"

Students' response: "Yes, yes, yes"

Ouyang Feng glanced at the sea and nodded to them secretly, his brother was still tacit enough to rely on it.

"Okay, then I'll perform a few more magic tricks to suppress the surprise of the students," Ouyang Feng complied with the students' calls.

Ouyang Feng: "Have you ever heard a fairy tale that a liar's nose will become longer?"

"I know, I know, this is the story in Pinocchio," a girl quickly replied in a loud voice.

Ouyang Feng: "Actually, this is not a fairy tale, there is such a thing, don't you believe it?"

The classmates whispered for a while, all saying how could this be possible, a fairy tale is a fairy tale after all.

Ouyang Feng invited a female classmate, who was average-looking, and could only say that she had gone back.

Ouyang Feng asked, "May I ask what is the name of this classmate?"

"My name is Ah Ling" Ah Ling was very happy, she didn't expect to be selected by Ouyang Feng to perform magic together, Ah Ling's eyes never left Ouyang's classmates.

Ouyang Feng: "Okay, let's talk less nonsense, magic is like this, if Ah Ling tells a lie, your nose will become longer, and if you tell the truth, your nose will change back to its original state"

Ouyang Feng: "Ah Ling can tell the truth or lie casually, and the problem can be asked by the audience, okay, let's start"

"Ah Ling, are you **?" The students in the audience were already impatient.

"Hahaha, yes, classmate Aling, are you **?"

The thoughts of these classmates are not healthy, Ouyang Feng said that he likes it, will it be interesting in this way.

A Ling's face can be compared to a tomato, and under the constant shouts of the audience, A Ling finally said the fact that she is still **.

Ah Ling's nose has not changed at all, and the classmates are a little suspicious, why hasn't Ah Ling's nose changed, come again.

The classmates asked: "Ah Ling, may I ask if your ** is ** side today?"

"No" Ah Ling came up with some regrets, why did these classmates ask some embarrassing questions, but at this moment, Ah Ling's nose began to lengthen.

"Ah~" Ah Ling's scream, seeing that his nose became a finger long.

"Ah, oh my God!" is really getting longer, which means that Ah Ling lied, she must have worn **edging** today.

The classmates asked, "May I ask Ah Ling, do you like Ouyang Feng?"

Ouyang Feng was speechless, this is the question asked by that rabbit cub, it is too lacking in morality.

"I don't like it," Ling said, but Ling's nose grew a little longer.

"Hahahaha"

In this way, the ridiculous spoof party ended under Ouyang Feng's solo show.

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