Update at 8 p.m.

The monk said: "You are a foreign tourist, right? I'm really sorry to let you see this scene, I hope it doesn't affect your travel mood, and I will come to travel again in the future, and I want to provide tourism income for our Che Chi country...... Ahem, this is our quadrennial presidential election event in Chechiguo, in order to elect a good president, our Buddhism and Taoism must be divided into winners and losers in these few days. ”

Tang Sen felt that the whole person was not good, Nima, is there any inevitable connection between the election of the president and the fight between the monk and the Taoist?

But before Tang Sen could ask, another tourist next to him asked first: "What does your monk Taoist fight have to do with the election of the president?"

The fat monk said: "We have two political parties in Che Chiguo, one is the Buddhist Party, the other is the Taoist Party, both parties have a lot of citizen support, every four years in the presidential election, the two parties will put forward their own presidential candidates, if which side wins, the next four years can monopolize power, bullying the other party." ”

When the fat monk said this, he couldn't help wiping a handful of tears: "Four years ago, the candidate of the Taoist Party became the president, but they bullied our monk for four years, and in the past four years, the social status of the Taoist priest has skyrocketed, and the monk has been bullied so much that he doesn't want to, and now it's finally time to elect a new president, hahaha, it's time for our monk to turn over." ”

Townwend: "......"

The tourist next to him said: "But I still don't know what is the inevitable connection between your fight and the election of the president, as far as I know, the president is elected by votes, can you fight to decide the votes?"

The fat monk said triumphantly: "Of course it can be decided, you see, there is a box in front of it." That's the ballot box, if we win this fight, we will be able to hold the ballot box, so that the Taoist priests can't vote in it, hahaha...... Only let us monks vote, not let the bull-nosed Taoist priests vote. Hahaha, hit, hit them hard. ”

Townwend: "......"

Well, in the civilized world, there is still such an uncivilized way of electing, and it is really no problem for the president of this country to be elected in this way?

At this time, another thin monk was knocked out and fell beside Tang Sen, and the monk seemed to be a little seriously injured. He took out a piece of paper from his arms with a trembling hand, handed it to the fat monk before, and said in a trembling voice: "Senior brother...... This...... Here are my votes...... I'm no longer able to do it...... You must cast this ballot in the box on my behalf......"

The fat monk held the thin monk's hand and said with tears in his eyes: "Senior brother, your spiritual brother is extremely admirable, you can rest assured, even if the senior brother carries you, he will carry you to the ballot box, we must not lose this battle." ”

I saw that there was a bloody battle in front of the ballot box. A Taoist priest covered the ballot box with his body and shouted, "Brothers. I got control of the ballot box, hahahaha...... Oops...... "As soon as he finished saying this, he ate a suffocation.

The two monks next to him rushed over and dragged the Taoist priest away, and then a monk pounced on him again, pressing the ballot box with his body, so that the Taoist priests could not vote. But the Taoist priests will not show weakness. More than a dozen Taoist priests formed a peachwood sword formation and rushed over, slashing indiscriminately, killing the monks to the point that they were on their backs.

Then, eighteen monks formed a stick formation and killed them, beating the Taoist priests to the ground.

"Fuck. Fellow Daoists, the True Martial Sword Formation is up!"

"Fuck, brothers, the Luohan stick formation is launched!"

"Rush!"

"Take the ballot box!"

"Kill!"

Sticks and peachwood swords flew together, fists and feet were raised, and the killing was dizzy.

Townwend: "......"

Well, seeing this situation, Tang Sen has nothing to say, even if he is usually a person who can talk eloquently in the face of any scene, but what reason is there to talk about in this kind of infamous time?

At this moment, the tourist who had been talking next to him just now suddenly took off his clothes and rolled up his sleeves, and Tang Sen was surprised: "Brother tourist, what are you going to do?"

The tourist looked up to the sky and laughed and said: "Although Lao Tzu is a tourist, not a citizen of Che Chi Country, and has no right to vote, it is still okay to help fight, Lao Tzu believes in Taoism, hahaha, Lao Tzu wants to help Taoism today." After he said this, a flying kick kicked the fat monk in the face, kicking the fat monk two meters away.

Sure enough, it was not only this tourist who went into battle, but also other tourists began to fight, and tourists who came to this country more or less had to believe in Buddhism or believe in one of them.

Sun Wukong shook his head and complained: "The new era is really too civilized. ”

Tang Sen covered his face and said, "Let's go quickly, don't look at it, if you see too many people in this meeting, you will become two." ”

They bypassed the scene of the mass fight and walked into Chechi City, only to see that there were fights everywhere in the city. It turned out that there was not only one ballot box, there were ballot boxes in various bustling and lively sections of the city, and there were hundreds of monks and Taoists in front of each ballot box.

It is worthy of the quadrennial event of Che Chiguo, and the scene of the whole city is really very popular.

Sun Wukong sighed: "No wonder this country can become a tourist destination, this scene of group fights and brawls is indeed a very good cultural landscape, my old Sun is dazzled, it is really beautiful." ”

"I'm rubbing, this is not a cultural landscape, the real cultural landscape is a building!" Tang Sen pointed to the endless Taoist temples and temples on both sides of the fair road: "Look at the four hundred and eighty temples of the Southern Dynasty, how many buildings are in the smoke and rain, this is the landscape." ”

Indeed, if you don't look at the monks and Taoists fighting in the streets, and only look at the buildings on both sides of the road, this city is quite flavorful, with countless Buddhist temples and endless Taoist temples, which makes people dizzy.

There is a huge LCD screen in front of the department store in the center of the city, and there is a monk in a robe who is giving a speech in the face painting, it turns out that this is the presidential candidate sent by the "Buddhist Party", he holds a microphone, faces the camera, and says with emotion: "Dear Buddhist believers, please vote for the poor monks, if the poor monks become presidents, they will let all the Taoist priests clean the toilets, and our monks have big fish and meat to eat, hahaha, let the Taoist priests eat." ”

The monks shouted at the LCD screen, "We love you!" ”

On the opposite side of the department store, there is also a huge LCD screen, in the picture is a Taoist priest with fairy wind and Taoist bones, obviously the president of the "Taoist Party" sent out of the candidate, he also held a microphone, and said in Qingyue's voice: "Dear Taoist believers, this is a holy war, it is the top priority of our Taoists, everyone don't do any more Qing Xiu, quickly pick up the peach wood sword and fight!" If Poor Dao becomes president, in the next four years, it is guaranteed that all Taoist friends will hug each other, have a group of wives and concubines, and have children and grandchildren, so that the monks can only cry in the corner where no one is ......"

The Taoist priests shouted at the LCD screen: "Long live the Taoist friends!" ”

Tang Sen complained helplessly: "Hey, the presidential candidacy speech should be about what decrees he will implement in the next four years, and what kind of good life the people can live, right? ”

A hotel appeared not far ahead, Tang Sen was overjoyed, and hurriedly moved into the hotel, closing the door, this car Chi Guo made trouble casually, out of sight and out of mind.

Walking into the hotel with the girls, the front desk greeted a very sweet-looking little girl, the little girl smiled and asked: "Dear tourist friends, do you want to open a room? ”

Tang Sen said: "My name is Tang Sen. ”

"What?Tang monk?, the monk from the Tang Dynasty?" The little girl's sweet smile suddenly turned black, and she said angrily: "This hotel only allows Taoist priests or people who believe in Taoism, and the dead bald donkey actually dares to come in......?"

The little girl screamed, and four or five fat Taoist priests jumped out of the lounge behind in an instant, holding a peachwood sword in their hands, and rushed towards Tang Sen.

Tang Sen Khan: "Nima, my name is Tang Sen, not Tang Seng. ”

"I don't care what kind of monk you are, and I'm not happy when I hear the word monk. The little girl waved her hand and said, "Fellow Daoists, beat this dead bald donkey to death." ”

Tang Sen was speechless, okay, brother is a civilized person, but civilized people also have the right to protect themselves. Tang Sen flew up and kicked all the Taoist priests into the corner, then made a grimace at the little girl at the front desk and walked away.

I am not welcome to live in this hotel, I will find another one, just right, next to another hotel, the front desk is also a very cute and sweet little girl. Tang Sen walked up to the little girl and was about to sign up to open a room, when the little girl at the front desk suddenly said, "The long strip-shaped package on your back looks like a sword." ”

Tang Sen said helplessly: "Yes, it was my love sword, a friend gave it." ”

The little girl's eyes were as sharp as a knife, and she snorted coldly: "Hmph! Monks never use swords, only Taoist priests use them...... Only monks or Buddhists are allowed to come in this hotel, and you, a bull-nosed Taoist, dare to come in and fish in the water?"

The little girl slammed the table, and seven or eight fat monks immediately rushed out from behind her, and swarmed at Tang Sen.

"I'll wipe this car Chi Guo!" Tang Sen couldn't help but be furious, seeing that several monks had rushed to the front, he couldn't help but think about it, so he had to wave his fist and smash it, bumper and bumper, seven or eight fat monks were all knocked down by Tang Sen, he reached out and grabbed the placket of the little girl at the front desk, carried her to the front, and said depressedly: "Can you listen to people well?"

The little girl had no intention of listening to him at all, with a sad and resolute face, she said to Tang Sen with a self-caring face: "Stinky bull nose, even if you are powerful, this girl will definitely be put into eighteen looks if she falls into your hands." But this girl will not give in, and those who get me will not get my heart, and my vote will never be cast for your party. (To be continued......)