The second two eight cute, occupy the small hotel
Update at 8 a.m. -
This is a bit unreasonable, am I Tang Sen this kind of person? Tang Sen showed a disdainful expression to the little girl, I still don't want to be put on an eighteen-like appearance, and you don't go to inquire about how many girls in the imperial capital university are crying and shouting to give birth to me.
Sun Wukong said in the back: "Hey, we are not welcome in this hotel, should we change to another hotel again?"
Tang Sen shook his head and said: "You don't need to change it, you can know it with your ass, the hotels in this country are divided into the Buddhist Party and the Taoist Party, and we will be shouted and beaten and killed wherever we go, it is really infamous, I will live here today, and I will not go anywhere." ”
"That'...... What about these monks and this little girl?" Sun Wukong said.
Tang Sen spread his hands: "What else can I do? In order to avoid them being verbose, drag all those fat monks to the room and tie them up." After shutting them down, Wukong, you pluck out a few hairs and turn into these monks, and let's take over this hotel for the time being. ”
Sun Wu thought about it, indeed, this is also a solution, this weird Che Chi Guo is fighting in groups all over the country, it is very unsafe to walk around the street, and it is troublesome to find a place to live, so this is the only way to do it for now, anyway, these guys in the hotel will do it to them first, and they deserve to be locked up for one night.
Sun Wukong used a small carrying spell, and the seven or eight fat monks were instantly moved to an empty room, she pulled out a few more hairs, blew on her mouth, and turned into those seven or eight fat monks. The monks with their hair looked at each other, let out a hey laugh, and then scattered all over the hotel, looking like they were cleaning and running the hotel, but in fact they were guarding for Tang Sen and them.
The little girl at the front desk saw that her eyes were about to bulge, she really didn't expect it. This little Lori can actually use such a powerful spell, my God, since she will become a living person, then even if she kills someone, the police can't track her down, right? If they really want to do anything to me, I can't resist. Thinking of this, the little girl at the front desk couldn't help but be scared, and shouted in her mouth: "You evil Taoist priests, you ...... What kind of sorcery are you?"
Sun Wukong smiled strangely: "This is the Taoist authentic Seventy-two Transformation Technique of Earth Evil, how about it? Are you afraid? After a while, we will kill you first and then I, and then I will pull out my hair and become your appearance, no one knows that you have been done such and such things by us, and you will disappear from this world forever." ”
This was said so terrifyingly that the little girl at the front desk cried out with a frightened "wow".
Tang Sen glared at her angrily: "Hey." Don't scare the little girl like this, see that this little girl is seventeen or eighteen years old at most, how bad it is to be frightened. Well, lock up this little girl too, lest she be Rosso...... Well, it's not good to be locked up with a group of fat monks, after all, men and women can't stand it clearly, so let's lock her up in a separate room.
"Shut up alone?" A strange sly laugh came out of Zhu Bajie's mouth: "Hey, hey, hey." Yes, yes, this kind of thing is to be turned off separately. In this way, when no one is in the middle of the night, sneak into the room where she is locked up, and do something like this and that to her, wahahahaha. ”
"Wow!" the little girl cried even harder, "You demons, I'm ...... I...... I'm not going to let you go. ”
Townsend saw her crying miserably. I had to comfort Wen Yan: "Okay, don't cry, they just scare you, whoever told us to shout and kill when you see us, and now you deserve to be scared and cry." When we turn around and lock you in the room, you have to reflect on yourself, and when we leave Chechiguo, we will let you out. ”
I don't know why, Tang Sen's words are always very convincing, as long as he speaks softly, with his handsome and handsome face, the women are always willing to believe him, and the little girl is flustered, and finally put away her crying.
Seeing that she was no longer crying, Tang Sen was not in a hurry to lock her up, and asked, "Do you provide three meals for your guests?" Our group is tired and hungry from a long journey, and needs something to eat. ”
The little girl snorted and said, "There is only vegetarian food for monks, and there is no dog food for Taoist priests." ”
"What if I say I'm not a Taoist?"
"Don't be blind, walking around with a sword on your back, isn't it a Taoist priest?"
Tang Sen said weakly: "There is another thing called a swordsman, haven't you heard of it? He also walks around with a sword on his back, why don't you treat me as a swordsman, but as a Taoist priest?"
The little girl snorted: "You said 'Taishang Laojun is a turtle son bastard', and I believe that you are not a Taoist priest." ”
Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "For no reason, why should I scold Taishang Laojun? I have no grudge against him, I have nothing to do with him, I don't want to scold people casually." Let's talk about the new generation of good young people who are beautiful and will never swear. ”
The little girl snorted and said, "Isn't this over?" Even Taishang Laojun didn't dare to scold, what was that not a Taoist priest?"
Townsend was speechless.
Sun Wukong and the others watched it interestingly, they all held back their laughter, and they almost had internal injuries, the most difficult thing in this world is to reason with an unreasonable little girl, and they vomited three liters of blood.
Townsend couldn't help it, and asked again: "Are there restaurants, supermarkets, grocery stores, etc. in the vicinity?"
The little girl said, "Yes, but ...... It's closed these days, and everyone is busy fighting to control the ballot boxes, who has time to open a restaurant. Our hotel has not been open for the past few days, and we are always preparing for war. Pity...... Defeated by you, the evil stinky Taoist, another stronghold of righteousness has fallen. ”
Tang Sen felt that his stomach hurt, and if he continued to talk to this little girl, he would definitely vomit blood and die, forget it, just ignore her, take out a small pot and a small stove from the travel backpack, set up a gas tank, and cook instant noodles by himself, right?
A group of people started to eat in the lobby of the hotel, and there were no other travelers in the hotel anyway, and the hotel staff were all controlled by them, and they could mess around as much as they wanted.
The little girl at the front desk was not locked up in the small black room for the time being, but sat next to them, her eyes rolling slightly. After a while, she whispered, "Can I watch TV? The news these days is all about the election, and I'd love to know what happened." ”
"Yes, you can do it yourself!" Tang Sen said seriously: "As long as you don't call a group of monks to shout and kill us, I will respect your personal freedom and personal hobbies, and I will never do anything bad to you." ”
The little girl carefully turned on the LCD TV in the hall, and there was no need to adjust the channel, because any TV station in Che Chi Guo was now reporting on election-related matters, and as soon as the TV screen was lit up, I saw a female host shouting in front of the screen: "The vote situation of the Buddhist Party this term is still not optimistic, the current public support rate has only reached 36%, while the support rate of the Taoist Party is as high as 74%, according to the current trend, the Taoist Party will be re-elected as president......
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Tang Sen also felt strange, this way into the city, saw that the monks and Taoists were basically in the balance of power, the nose was blue and the face was swollen, the two sides were on par, it seems that the gap between the Buddhist Party and the Taoist Party is not so big, right?
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Li Jing and others were all interested, and they couldn't help but look at the TV.
The little girl held the TV and shook it desperately: "Hey, did you make a mistake?"
The TV was shaken so badly that it was not wanted, but the host inside still calmly narrated: "The battle between the Buddhist Party and the Taoist Party was evenly matched at the beginning, but in the three largest polling points in the city, the Buddhist Party was hit hard...... Let's take a look at one of the polling sites. ”
The camera camera turned over, only to see a huge ballot box around all the Taoist priests, and the monks were all beaten to the ground, a group of Taoist priests were triumphant, looking up to the sky and laughing, and the monks wiped their tears and cried miserably. There was a Taoist girl standing in front of the ballot box, who looked a little delicate and a beauty. She laughed and said, "A group of thieves and bald donkeys, trying to grab the ballot box in front of this great immortal, you are still a little tender, hahahaha...... No matter how many of you come, don't want to win the ballot box, this great immortal will come and knock down one by one, and one pair will knock down a pair...... Hahaha!"
When the little girl saw this Daogu, she immediately froze, and after a long while, she said miserably: "It turned out to be her, and they are here again......"
Tang Sen was surprised: "Who is she?
The little girl had tears in her eyes: "Her name is Yang Li Daxian, and she is one of the most powerful three great Taoists in our Chechi Kingdom." ”
"Oh, what's the situation with the Three Great Daoists?" asked Townwend.
The little girl cried and said: "A long time ago, the strength of the two parties of Buddhism and Taoism in our Che Chi country was very balanced, basically, the Buddhist Party was in office for four years, and the Taoist Party would come to power in the next four years. Therefore, the relationship between the Buddhist Party and the Taoist Party is quite harmonious, and there is no need to be too fierce...... You sit for four years, I sit for four years, and everyone is at peace with each other, just like neighbors. ”
After listening to this opening statement, Tang Sen faintly felt a problem: "So, in recent years, why has it become a big fight?"
The little girl said: "The cause was eight years ago, the last presidential election. Originally, our two parties were voting in harmony, but suddenly, three Taoist priests came to Che Chiguo, called Huli Daxian, Luli Daxian, and Yangli Daxian. Their methods were clearly contrary to the spirit of 'democracy', so the Buddhists resisted desperately and led a large number of monks to seek justice......"
When Tang Sen heard this, he understood: "These three Taoist priests are very powerful, and they have defeated all the monks, right?" (To be continued......)
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