Third, zero and cute, make a phone call for help

Updated at 8 a.m. –

"What should we do now?" Tang Sen said, "If even you can't defeat this scorpion spirit, we won't have anything to do with her." ”

Sun Wukong had a bitter face: "It's difficult, it's difficult...... It seems that more powerful rescuers will have to be brought in. ”

Tang Sen said: "What could be more powerful?" Oh, by the way, Sister Guanyin......"

Sister Guan Shiyin, who rescues the suffering, although she is a very dark guy who likes to play tricks on people, but I don't know why, every time Tang Sen encounters difficulties, he thinks of asking her to help: "What, dance empty...... Oh, no, you don't know much about electronic devices, Miss Nurse, take out the phone in my pocket, look for Sister Guanyin's number in the phone book, and help me get through. ”

The nurse took out Tang Sen's mobile phone and skillfully flipped through the phone book, it seems that when she was serving patients in the hospital, she often helped patients make calls, and she was already proficient in using various types of mobile phones.

Open the phone book, she found that there are very few numbers included here, gently drag the screen, you can read it with a sweep, there is a number marked "Mom", and then "Cai Xinzi", "Zhang Duxue", "Bai Ruoling", "Sister Guanyin", "Zhenyuan Daxian", ...... I flipped it over a few times, but I couldn't turn it anymore.

Miss Nurse suddenly found that there was a blacklist page next to her, and by the way, she clicked on it and took a look, and suddenly gasped, only to see that the blacklist was so long, and there were a lot of women's names listed, and dozens of pages could be turned in a hurry.

"Hey, it's just a phone number, it takes so long?" Tang Sen couldn't move his neck, he couldn't see what the nurse was flipping through, and he was afraid that she would rummage through the things in the phone and expose her privacy, so he had to hurry up and remind him.

Miss Nurse was reminded by Townsen's words. Suddenly panicked, and quickly closed the blacklist: "Sorry, I pressed the wrong button, I'll call Sister Guanyin." She stretched out her hand to put a little on the words "Sister Guanyin", but because she was rummaging through Tang Sen's things just now, her heart was a little empty. This point is actually crooked, and it is pointed at Zhenyuan Daxian.

"Dut...... Honk...... Toot ......"

After a few long tones, the phone was connected, and a woman's excited voice came from the other side, which was the voice of Zhenyuan Daxian: "Oh, why did you suddenly remember to call me, so happy, I thought you would never contact me." ”

Tang Sen sweated when he heard this, and was about to say that he had made a mistake. Unexpectedly, the nurse immediately rushed to the mobile phone and shouted: "Are you the Guanyin master who rescues the suffering?" I am Mr. Tang's nurse, no, Mr. Tang has a big accident, he was stabbed by a scorpion essence, and now his whole body is paralyzed and he can't move, the scorpion spirit is still pushing him, it's crazy, please come and save him." ”

"Ah, the nurse called, he's so injured that he can't even make a phone call?" came the sound of flipping the table on the other side of the phone. But soon it was quiet again, and Zhenyuan Daxian said a little aggrievedly: "How do you call me Guanyin Master......?" He was looking for Guanyin. I ended up calling the wrong number...... Why is it difficult to think of Guanyin first, and not think of me?"

Nurse Khan: "Huh, who are you?"

Zhen Yuan Daxian really flipped the table this time: "I'm Zhen Yuanzi! Are you a nurse mistaken? Hand him the phone!"

The nurse knew that she had made a fuss, and quickly put the phone to Tang Sen's ear, and Tang Sen was a little embarrassed and said, "Oh, is it Zhenyuan Daxian?" Sorry, I can't move now. So I asked the nurse to make a call for me, but I didn't expect her to make a mistake...... Ahem, I'm sorry to bother you. ”

"No, no, no, not at all. Rather, you should come and bother me a little bit often, so that it doesn't seem to be funny. Zhenyuan Daxian hurriedly said: "Are you seriously injured? Is the situation very urgent? You wait, I'll come over to help you immediately." By the way, don't look for Guanyin next time for this kind of thing, just look for me, Guanyin's black-bellied woman likes to play tricks on people, wouldn't you ask her for help to be coaxed by her, so bad. ”

Tang Sen sweated, wondering, why did Zhenyuan Daxian have a sense of confrontation with Sister Guanyin? Did they have any enmity before? Or were they fighting for something?

"Anyway, my current position is in the Xiliang Women's Country, if you don't feel too troublesome, please come over and help bring down a demon. Townsend said politely.

"No trouble, no trouble at all, you wait, I'll be here soon. The phone was about to hang up, when suddenly Zhenyuan Daxian's voice sounded over there: "Hey, maybe not soon, it takes some time for a woman to pick out clothes and makeup, so you have to wait a little longer." ”

Townwend: "......"

Hey, you're obviously a Taoist aunt, just wear a Taoist robe, pick a fart clothes, what kind of makeup do you wear?

Tang Sen's stomach was full of trough and wanted to vomit, but he felt that Zhenyuan Daxian was not a very familiar friend, so he didn't complain too well, so he had to endure the ** of complaining, so he gave up.

Hanging up the phone, Tang Sen said to Sun Wukong: "Are you okay with your injuries?

Sun Wukong said: "Fortunately, my body is stronger than yours, and I only have a terrible headache after being poisoned by the injection, but I am not paralyzed and unable to move like you." ”

Tang Sen said: "Then you send me back to the top of the mountain, I have to go back to stay in the Pipa Cave and deal with the scorpion spirit." ”

"Huh, don't you take this opportunity to escape?" Sun Wukong said.

"I just took the instruction manual of Joyoung soymilk maker and thought about it carefully, I can't escape. The scorpion spirit released other men because I came, and if I escaped, she would go and arrest other men. Tang Sen said seriously: "Those men have been locked up for many days, full of pitiful, now they finally go home, if they are caught again, it will be really miserable, I will be temporarily caught by the monster instead of them, anyway, we can keep looking for helpers, but those ordinary men have no backstage." ”

Why do you want to think about things with the manual of the Joyoung soybean milk machine? Sun Wukong was puzzled, but she was not bored enough to ask this question, so she said: "You are a good person, there is a kind of Buddhist 'I don't go to hell, who goes to hell' consciousness, haha, you seem to be a high monk in your last life." ”

"No, I'm a liberal, and I don't like to believe in others. Tang Sen said: "Anyway, so be it, quickly get me and the little nurse back to the top of the mountain." ”

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie carried one on their backs, and brought Tang Sen and the little nurse back to the top of the mountain, and then the two hurriedly evacuated the poisonous enemy mountain and waited for the rescue to arrive.

Not long after Tang Sen and the little nurse sat on the top of the mountain, the scorpion spirit came over, and when she saw Tang Sen, her eyes were full of tears: "My dear husband, why did you come here? ”

Tang Sen pretended to be curious: "What escape? I have been stuffy in the cave and am in a bad mood, and the little nurse took me out to blow the mountain breeze, why did it become an escape? I don't need to escape." ”

A smile appeared on the scorpion spirit's face: "That's it, there is no need to run away at all, with such a beautiful wife as me serving you, you are very happy, and there is no reason to escape." ”

The little nurse pouted beside her: "Obviously I'm serving him, you're just a bad woman who can't do anything." ”

The scorpion spirit was speechless for a while, and it took a while before he smiled dryly: "Anyway, let's go home first, I brought a TV from the city this time, and there is a generator, we can watch the news of Xiliang Women's Country, haha, come and see how our cave house video is broadcast on the news." ”

The Great Khan of Townsen.

The little nurse also sweated profusely.

The three of them returned to the Pipa Cave, and sure enough, a diesel generator was placed here, and the TV had been connected, and the scorpion spirit fiddled with the antenna of the TV for a while, and soon received a set of programs on CCTV in Xiliang Women's Country, which was broadcast on the news.

At this time, some important news was playing in the news, such as a certain official made a speech, the country decided to build a highway to facilitate the people, the infrastructure project of a certain city, etc., the scorpion spirit said excitedly: "Soon, after the news of these national events is over, we will put our cave house video, and then the effect of showing affection will spread all over the country, killing countless single dogs, hahahaha...... It's like when I was killed with a show of affection. ”

Treadson Khan: "I said, can we not do such a childish thing?"

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie returned to the palace, the poisonous swollen bag on Wukong's forehead was still painful, she covered her forehead and screamed in pain, very unhappy.

Seeing the two of them defeated, the queen couldn't help but be a little anxious: "Sister Wukong, can't even you defeat the monster......s?" If I can't save him, I'll ...... I...... Woo...... What can I do......"

Sun Wukong covered his forehead with one hand, and patted the queen's shoulder with the other: "It's okay, don't worry too much, there will always be someone who can save him." Don't look at him so stupidly, the backstage is very hard...... Let's go all the way here from Dongtu Datang, there have been many messy people who have helped him, both Buddhism and Taoism, this guy is not simple. ”

Sun Wukong omitted a sentence and didn't say it, "There are still many people who want to kill him", this sentence is afraid that it will scare the queen, so he simply didn't mention it.

"Just wait with peace of mind, soon a powerful Dao Gu will come to help. ”

After Sun Wukong said this, he looked up at the eastern sky and waited quietly.

After a while, a group of snow-white cranes suddenly flew in the eastern sky, and the cranes lined up in a line for a while, and a figure for a while......

(The editor put on boxing gloves: "Are you writing cranes or geese?" Thirty-two said fairly: "I haven't seen flocks of cranes flying together, I guess it's about the same as geese, so I'm writing like this.") The editor was furious: "It's almost weird, go die......!" )

The cranes landed gracefully, and on the back of the largest crane, there was actually a girl who was as beautiful as a flower...... (To be continued.) )

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