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"What? diplomats should dress like insurance sellers?" the president was shocked: "It's not appropriate." Diplomats should be loved by everyone, and aren't people who sell insurance hated by everyone? No, no, no. ”

"There's nothing inappropriate, diplomacy is bragging with other countries, isn't selling insurance also bragging with customers, the nature of work is the same, and there's no problem in dressing the same. As for what you said about people who love people, I rub, diplomacy doesn't need to dress like a woman doing that kind of work. ”

The president expressed a certain amount of skepticism about Tang Sen's opinion, is this okay? Could it be that this man is really as he said, and he doesn't know much about national affairs? Casting an ordinary-looking monster like Ma Jing, and dressed like an insurance seller, can really succeed diplomatically? I still think a large group of beautiful women and monsters are suitable.

However, he is a human after all, and he should know more than me, so let his dead horse be a live horse doctor.

The president finally listened to Townese's words, and asked people to get more than a dozen ordinary-looking male monsters, these monsters can basically completely turn into human shapes, at most there are only some small places that can't be concealed, for example, there is a short horn in the hair, and Townsend took a hat for him to wear. If there is a tail that can't be changed, Townsend coils his tail up and hides it in his pants.

In the end, Tang Sen also changed the clothes of General Mao, the head of the envoy group, and put on an ordinary women's suit, which looked very much like a female lawyer. As for those bunny girls and vixens, they all chose a serious dress for them, let them hold a briefcase or something in their hands, and wear flat glasses to show their intellectual beauty.

Tang Sen clapped his hands and said, "Okay, you can go to a country to establish diplomatic relations." Remember. Don't say you're a monster at first, just say it's a diplomat from the Lion Camel Country, it's not a lie, and wait until you exchange credentials with others, talk more openly, and things have made some progress. Remembered. This is very important, and you must not say that you are a monster until the other person has seen your good nature. ”

"Is this really going to work?" said the president, still a little uneasy.

Tang Sen said: "Believe me, let them bring their credentials and set off to the nearest country here, this time at least they can have a good conversation, and they will not be kicked out." ”

"If you can get into the conversation stage, no matter what you're talking about, it's a big step forward. I'm afraid it still won't work......" The president was a little lacking in confidence, but she still ordered: "General Mao, you set off again, don't go to Huyanjue Luo Yiguo this time, change to the thousand-year-old dream country in the north, go there and try it." By the way, you're going to call me as soon as you want to report this time......"

"Yes!" Catwoman gave a military salute and walked out with a group of honest-looking male monsters and girls who looked like little secretaries. The goal is the thousand-year-old dream country to the north.

After the departure of the envoys, the president always had a haze on his face. It seems that he is a little worried, but Tang Sen is very confident, most of the human beings are actually very hospitable, and if another country comes to establish diplomatic relations, as long as it is not too outrageous envoys. How can there be a reason not to receive well?

That's it, Kuankuan, the heart of this explosive girl, Tang Sen chatted with her, and he simply told everything he had learned in the past 20 years of living in human society to the president's sister.

The president's sister lived more than ten times longer than Townesen. But she has never lived in human society, she has always lived in an environment that is detached from society, although she referred to human cities when establishing the Lion Camel Country, but she only learned the appearance of human cities, but she couldn't learn the details, especially the human customs, and she always learned not so authentically, so Tang Sen told her what he knew little by little, anyway, it was a story.

Although Tang Sen is only a college student, he has walked all the way from the imperial capital of the Tang Dynasty in the East to the Lion Camel Country, and he has walked thousands of miles, seen countless customs and customs, seen and heard a lot, and talked about the different customs and folklore of human society.

The president was fascinated by what he heard, it turns out that human society also has a variety of different cultural forms, and it is not enough to simply imitate and learn, and the lion camel country must also develop its own culture.

The two chatted for hours unconsciously, and suddenly, the phone rang, and as soon as the president picked it up, he heard General Cat's excited voice report: " Your Excellency the President, my subordinates led the envoys to fly to the border line of the Millennium Dream Country, this time the border soldiers did not shoot us with machine guns, nor did they tease me, they politely asked us where we came from, I said that the envoys from the Lion Camel Country to establish diplomatic relations, these guards attached great importance to it, he actually immediately took the credentials solemnly, and then quickly called to report to the superiors, heard him say that the Millennium Dream Changguo attaches great importance to the establishment of diplomatic relations by a new country, and now the Ministry of Foreign Affairs has quickly set up a team to be responsible for receiving us and negotiating。 ”

The president was overjoyed: "They don't dislike you for being ugly?"

"Nope!"

"Not afraid?"

"Nope!"

"Finally willing to talk normally?"

"Yes!"

The president was overjoyed: "That's really good, great progress! The prosperity of the lion camel country is just around the corner." ”

Townsend Khan: "Is it necessary to exaggerate?"

At this time, General Mao said again: "President, after I told the other party that my country wants to establish diplomatic relations with them, the other party put forward a request, saying that it intends to immediately send an envoy to visit our Lion Camel Country, at least to find out the specific location of the Lion Camel Country, how should I reply to them?"

"Return, great! The specific location, you just say it's the red cross on the map. The president said.

"Uh, I'll tell you right away......"

The phone was silent for dozens of seconds, and then Catwoman's voice rang again: "They heard that it was in the red cross position, and their expressions were all surprised, and they looked at us a little wrong." ”

When the president heard this, his expression suddenly tightened, and his eyes looked at Tang Sen as if asking for help.

Tang Sen said calmly: "General Cat, please tell a white lie, you just said that the geographical situation of the Lion Camel Country is special, and earthquakes often occur, so it was marked with a red cross by the human cartographer, but the people of the Lion Camel Country are determined, and they are not afraid of earthquakes, and they have built their own beautiful homes against natural disasters, and now they are bravely going abroad to establish diplomatic relations with other countries, please don't be afraid of the red fork." ”

The president said, "Yes, yes, that's it." ”

The phone was silent again, and after dozens of seconds, General Mao said happily on the phone: "The other party accepted my explanation, saying that he respected our spirit of fighting against natural disasters very much, and no longer cared about the affairs of the red fork, saying that after the envoy group was ready, he would come to the red fork for a return visit immediately." ”

The president was overjoyed: "Very well, tell them that the country welcomes a return visit, and I will immediately inform all the people and let everyone go to the ocean to meet their envoys......"

"Slow!" Tang Sen Khan hurriedly stopped: "It's okay to pay a return visit, but it's absolutely impossible to welcome you in a big way." ”

"Why not? In order to show my friendship with my neighbors, it is also my right to have the people go to greet the envoys. The president said.

Tang Sen hurriedly said: "Those blue-faced fangs, who can't turn into humanoid monsters at all, must not be shown to the other party at the beginning, this look will be completely finished, at the beginning of the establishment of diplomatic relations between the two countries, it is better to try to select monsters with better humanoid form to entertain." You know, at the beginning of human interaction with human beings, they will first cover up their shortcomings, show others with their advantages, and when the other party thinks that you are a good person, they will slowly show their shortcomings. ”

"I see, I learned something again. The president hurriedly said: "Then I have to urgently organize a group of monsters that look like people to come out." ”

The president now had a considerable level of trust in Townessen, and immediately listened to his advice and sent someone out to prepare for it...... The human envoys would certainly not come as quickly as the monsters, but she had several days to prepare slowly, and she was not in a hurry at all.

At this time, the president suddenly looked in the mirror and saw his own wild explosive head in the mirror, and the facial features on his beautiful face suddenly wrinkled together like bitter melons: "It's miserable, it's not good." ”

"What's wrong?" asked Townwend.

"My hair is ......," the president pointed to the mirror and shouted, "When the envoys of other countries are visiting, it is impossible for me, as president, not to meet and say a few words......, right?" Oh my God, they will definitely think that the president of the Lion Camel Country is too unreliable and completely untrustworthy, so they will not establish diplomatic relations with us. ”

The Great Khan of Townsen.

The little drill wind also sweats profusely.

A hall full of officials from the Lion Camel Kingdom also sweated together.

In fact, everyone knows that the president's explosive head is very domineering, with the special effect of rejecting people from one meter away, and when dining around the table, no one dares to sit on the president's left and right, which allows her to always get a large open area...... However, the biggest disadvantage of this good exploding head is that everyone who sees her for the first time will be surprised, if they know that she is a lion spirit, if they can't tell others that she is a monster, others will think that she must be a bad girl...... No matter how you think about it, this head of hair is not suitable to appear in front of the envoys.

Tang Sen had no choice but to say: "On the way here, I also heard that you have a second president, if it is inconvenient for you to meet the envoys, let the second president go." ”

"Oh, yes, I can't show up, but I can let the second sister go. The president patted his thigh and said, "I'll call the second sister now." (To be continued.) )

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