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Tang Sen hurriedly said: "I really don't understand national affairs, and it's useless to ask me." ”

"Mr. Tang is so modest, no matter how you say it, you are also a human being, and you know better than us monsters. The president said.

The so-called no tiger in the mountains, the monkey is the overlord, the only human being in a monster world, that must be the one who understands human beings best, there is no suspense, Tang Sen has nothing to say about this, so he had to admit it, and said with a wry smile: "Okay, what do you have to ask?"

"Ahem, I just want to know, why are we always driven away when we seek to establish diplomatic relations with human countries?" said the president with a bitter face: "It's really incomprehensible." ”

Tang Sen covered his face and said, "Because you think the envoys sent out are too long, what kind of one-horned demon has a long horned demon with green fangs, and humans are afraid to look at." ”

"Will it be?" said the Grand President in surprise, "I think these monsters look ordinary, and they don't make people scary." ”

Townwend: "......"

I'm rubbing, you're a monster and of course you're not afraid of looking at monsters, but Nima humans will be afraid when they see it. Tang Sen wanted to complain, but he couldn't hold back.

The president said: "However, after being reminded by the Tiger Power Immortals, I have also slowly realized that the aesthetics of humans and our monsters are slightly different, so this time I have prepared a new envoy group, this morning, the new envoy group has already set off, with the super high distance of our monsters, now I think I have successfully contacted the nearby countries, but I don't know how the situation is now......"

Tang Sen heard the girls from the customs talk about this matter, and thought to himself, the envoy sent this time is the kind of girls in the customs said, what kind of rabbit girl or something? If it is true, I am afraid that it will ......

Townsend was thinking of this. I saw a guard rushing in from outside, and said loudly: "Your Excellency, the big thing is not good, the envoys ...... The envoys ran back crying. ”

"What?" the president jumped up suddenly, and the ends of the hair of the explosive head almost pierced Townsen, who was sitting next to him, so frightened that Townsend hurriedly leaned back. to avoid being stabbed in the face by her hedgehog-like explosive head.

The president didn't notice that her exploding head still had this kind of conspiracy effect, and she hurriedly said, "Why did you come back crying? ”

Soon, the door to the hall opened, and a large group of girls streamed in. The leader is a catwoman, wearing very few clothes, a small bandeau on her chest, and a pair of small hot pants on her lower body, all other places are exposed, and Yingying holds a small waist. The only thing that makes them different from humans is that they have a pair of pointed cat ears on their heads and a cat tail behind them.

Behind Catwoman, of course, is the Bunny Girl, a complete bunny girl shape, followed by a dog girl, a horse girl with a ponytail, and a **** majestic cow girl, a tree spirit girl with long black hair, a nine-tailed fox girl with nine tails, and a leopard girl in a bikini...... These girls have one thing in common. That is the kind of little way to wear very little, which can make men **** burn themselves at a glance.

The Grand President pointed to Catwoman at the front and said, "This is the head of the envoys." General Cat. I heard that Huli Daxian said that humans like Catwoman very much, so I asked her to dress up like this and lead the entire envoy group, she should be able to promote the smooth establishment ......of diplomatic relations between the country, right?

But now General Cat was crying, and she rubbed her little face with her cat's paws, and cried, "Your Excellency, President." We...... We've been molested by humans......"

"Why?" the president exclaimed: "You are the envoys of my lion and camel country, and the envoys represent the dignity of the country, and if mankind does not establish diplomatic relations with you, why dare they make a mockery? Aren't they afraid of causing an international war?"

Catwoman cried: "My subordinates took the envoy group to Huyan Jueluo Yiguo in the south, and just walked to the border pass. Before he could enter, he was blocked by the border guards of Huyanjue Luo Yiguo. ”

"This is a matter of course, and of course the border guards will block people of unknown origin. The president said: "This kind of thing is not a joke, right? At this time, you can just take out your credentials and show that you are the diplomatic envoy of the Lion Camel Country?"

Catwoman cried, "But...... But...... After we took out our credentials and declared that we were monsters from the Lion Camel Country, and wanted to establish diplomatic relations with humans, those soldiers laughed at us, and the first captain said, 'You are women engaged in the customs industry, right??, who specializes in walking on the border to make a leather and meat business?Tsk, yes, yes, anyway, it's fun to dress up like this and pretend to be a female monster, I have long wanted to have a shot with the girl of the COS vixen, how do you charge? How much does a cannon cost? How much does it cost to cover the night? What services do you have?

Tang Sen immediately covered his face, Nima ......

The president was furious, and the blast head stood on end, oh no, she didn't care if she was angry or not, her hair was standing on end. She said angrily: "Damn, the border guards of Huyan Jueluo Yiguo are too much, right? It is simply unreasonable to say that my envoys are women doing that kind of work, I want to complain to the United Nations, and I want to condemn them." ”

"But...... But we haven't joined the United Nations yet......" The hippopotamus monster official next to him reminded in a low voice: "We have not succeeded in establishing diplomatic relations with any human country, and the United Nations does not know that there is such a country in the world." ”

President: "......"

Catwoman continued to cry: "I quickly explained, saying that we are not that kind of woman, we are envoys, we are serious envoys of the Lion Camel Country, with a national credential and a presidential seal...... But no matter what I said, they just didn't believe it, and there was a man who came up and wanted to do something to me, and with my demonic power, I could slap that person to death, but I kept the president's orders and didn't want to cause international disputes, so I just dodged and didn't hit him. Those people are even more excessive, some people want to do something to Sister Rabbit, some people go to kiss Sister Butterfly, and some people want to hold Sister Fox in their arms...... They all tried desperately to dodge, and they didn't let those people take advantage. But...... In the face of these men's shameless and lewd words, everyone couldn't stand it anymore and had to flee back. ”

The president was furious: "How can this be justified, how can it be justified...... I'm going to...... I want to ......" She seemed to want to say that I was going to send troops to attack Huyan Jueluo Yiguo, but this sentence turned around in her mouth a few times and still didn't spit it out, and she sighed and said: "I don't want to fight, the Lion Camel Country has been built so well, I don't want to ruin all this because of the war, what should I do?"

Tang Sen only felt a stomach ache, and covered his face next to him and did not speak.

After the president was crazy for a long time, he finally thought of Tang Sen next to him, and hurriedly grabbed his hand like a life-saving straw, and asked urgently: "Mr. Tang, you are a human being, you should understand what human beings are thinking, right? Why did I have good intentions to establish diplomatic relations with human beings, and also sent human beings' favorite rabbit daughters, Catwoman, and fox spirits...... And humanity despises us so much?"

Tang Sen covered his face and smiled bitterly: "I said that the president's girl, it is completely impossible for you to form an envoy group like this, it is completely impossible for you to do it, although I despise the border guards of Huyanjue Luo Yiguo, but I can understand why they do that, because...... This is a serious problem with the selection of personnel and the dress of your legations, and no one in the world will believe that they are envoys. ”

"Why, why, why?" the president pulled his hair with both hands, looked up to the sky and asked, okay, it's an exploding head, don't pull your hair harder, this Nima is more and more like a hedgehog. Tang Sen complained in his heart.

"Mr. Tang, may I tell me, what is going to be done?" The president approached Tang Sen, Tang Sen hurriedly retreated, Nima, if you are too close to this girl, you may be pricked by your hair at any time, and you must keep a distance of one meter.

Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "Catwoman, Bunny Girl, Vixen or something, although it is very good-looking, men like it very much, but this is just a way to satisfy some improper desires of men, human beings will show a pig brother to such a woman, but they may not be willing to talk about serious things with such a woman, let alone the serious issue of diplomatic relations between the two countries, alas, it's just that, I'll help you choose some personnel." Although I don't know much about international exchanges, I have chosen people who can at least make human countries willing to communicate with them normally. ”

The president was overjoyed when he heard this: "Yo, it's great that Mr. Tang is willing to help, I must study carefully, please tell me more about this knowledge." ”

Tang Sen began to look left and right, as if he was looking for something, the president in the spirit of humble learning, also followed Tang Sen to look left and right, after a long time, Tang Sen stretched out his hand to a middle-aged man standing in the corner of the hall and pointed, "What kind of monster is this? I can't see it, it looks very well humanoid." ”

The president said: "He is my secretary, and his body is a wildebeest spirit, and he has been cultivated for six hundred years, and he can basically transform into a human form." ”

Tang Sen said: "Just choose someone who looks similar to him, and come to ten first." ”

"Huh, do you want to look similar to him?" President Daqi: "Although this wildebeest spirit is not vicious, it is not handsome or beautiful, but it is just a very ordinary national face, with no characteristics at all, such a person can be used for diplomacy?"

Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "This kind of thing as a diplomat, what you want is to look ordinary and ordinary, you can't give people a vicious feeling, and you can't let you sell your hue, that's not a legitimate means, this wildebeest essence is very good, ordinary and honest, hard-working temperament, will give human beings a good feeling, if you match it with a suitable clothes......"

"Is it the right clothes?" the president immediately said, "It's easy, I'll let him change into a bikini......"

"Don't, middle-aged man in a fart bikini, you're trying to thunder humans to death." Townsend's Khan: "Go and get a suit, just like the people who sell insurance wear, just dress like that." (To be continued.) )