The 229th cute, the vanguard of justice
Update at 8 p.m.
"Yes, these three Taoist priests are very powerful, they defeated all the Taoist priests who went to ask for explanations, and also broke up the police and the army, turning the democratic Che Chi country into a strange country that speaks with their fists, they provoked the Taoist priests and believers of the Taoist Party, let them organize and beat the monks......" The little girl said: "Of course, the Buddhist Party was not to be outdone, so it also organized a rebellion, and the two sides fought hard, and as a result, the election eight years ago turned into a large-scale brawl......"
Townwend: "......"
"Of course, the Taoist Party won that year, and the two parties of Buddhism and Taoism were quite harmonious with each other, and even if they were in power, they would not overly oppress the opposition parties, but under the command of the three Taoist priests, the Taoist Party began to bully the Buddhist Party after coming to power, and dealt a blow to the Buddhist Party from various aspects such as social status and resource distribution, forcing the monks away from the political center, so that the monks could not find good jobs in society, and even delusionally wanted to make women unwilling to marry people who believed in Buddhism. ”
Townsend Khan: "So exaggerated?"
The little girl said with tears in her eyes: "It's such an exaggeration, my father is a Buddhist party member who believes in Buddhism, and in this bombardment and oppression movement, my father lost the iron wrist of a civil servant, and finally had to open a small hotel......
The tendons in the corners of Tang Sen's eyes twitched, Nima, your father still has money to open a hotel, this is not a corner, is it? How much investment does it take to open a hotel? Is it good that your family is considered rich.
The little girl cried, "There are even more excessive, it was just eight years ago, but four years ago...... It's a new election, originally the Buddhist Party thought that this election should be a turn to the Buddhist Party, but I didn't expect that the three Taoist priests didn't know what humility was, and they once again led the Taoist army and controlled the votes. The Concession Party was re-elected...... Then, this time the oppression was even more excessive, my father ran a hotel at home, and he didn't provoke anyone, but he was arrested by the Taoist people, saying that his baldness was not good-looking. I gave him a hair transplant...... Turned my father's beautiful bald head into long black and shiny hair......"
Townwend: "......"
Tang Sen was really stunned this time, and he couldn't even speak. Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Li Jing, Xiao Bailong, and Hug Xiong all gasped, oh my God, how heartbreaking it is to arrest a monk for hair transplant surgery.
The little girl cried, "You don't believe it, do you?" she showed you...... she took out a slip from the drawer and put it in front of Townese, and everyone looked at it, it was a bill for surgery from four years ago, which read, "XXXX people." On the XX day of XXX year, he received a hair transplant surgery in XX Hospital, and the operation fee was XXXXX Che Chi Yuan. ”
Everyone gasped again: "Nima, is it true?"
The little girl continued: "Four years ago, after the re-election of the Taoist Party, they had already begun to do the opposite, they arrested monks everywhere on the streets, and once they were caught, they were forcibly sent to beauty hospitals. Perform hair transplant surgery and make all the monks have weird hairstyles. As a result, our Buddhist Party had to be forced to go underground. All the monks put on their wigs and endured for four years, waiting for this re-election to come, and we will once again turn from darkness to light, and with all our might, we will definitely regain the decision-making power of the country. ”
When the little girl said this. The host on TV also explained: "As everyone knows, the Taoist Party has been re-elected for eight years, and if this election is also won by the Taoist Party, then the Taoist Party will be re-elected for 12 years, which is healthy for a healthy one." A democratic social polity is not a good phenomenon, and only by turning feng shui can we avoid dictatorship...... Ah...... Don't hit me......" In the picture, a few Taoist priests suddenly rushed over, grabbed the host, and under the struggle and pulling, the host's hair actually fell out, it turned out that the host was a monk, and he was wearing a wig pretending to be an ordinary person.
Several Taoist priests sneered: "We think it's strange that one of your hosts actually helped the Buddhist Party speak, Ya, it turned out to be a bald head, beating, beating this girl to death......"
The TV began to play ping-pong, the Taoist monk started to work again, and a group of "ordinary people" watching the excitement next to him suddenly ripped off their wigs, revealing a big bald head, and also joined the battle group. It seems that the Buddhist Party has a lot of "underground party members", and in this election, the underground party members can no longer hide, and they must also jump out to fight!
I saw that after a scuffle, the Buddhist Party, which had many "underground party members" joining, occupied a certain advantage and began to approach the ballot box, but at this time, Yang Li Daxian, who had been standing in front of the ballot box, suddenly moved, and this Dao Gu who looked delicate had extremely agile skills, only to see her body shake, and she didn't move much, and suddenly floated over a distance of dozens of meters, and punched a fat monk's jaw.
The monk screamed and flew several meters away.
Yang Li Daxian turned around and kicked again, and a monk screamed and fell.
Yang Li Daxian made another 360-degree spinning flying kick, and more than a dozen monks around him were put down at the same time.
After beating all the monks standing around, Yang Li Daxian clapped his hands, and a touch of disdain flashed on his delicate face: "Hmph, a group of rookies dare to resist me?" Detain these monks first, once the election is over, it is our Taoist Party that wins, we will continue to implement the decree of compulsory hair transplantation, and plant these monks with long black hair." ”
"Obey!" The little Taoist priests next to him rushed up and dragged away all the monks who had fallen to the ground.
Yang Li Daxian walked in front of the camera, laughed and said: "Bald donkeys, come out and resist me, hahahaha, the more you jump out, the more people I will catch, I want you all to become long-haired art men, wahahaha......"
Can you still watch this TV? Tang Sen and the others hid their faces and retreated, this Nima Che Chi Guo is simply too infamous.
The little girl said with tears in her eyes: "What a poor junior brother, many people have been captured by Yangli Daxian. ”
Tang Sen had countless grooves that he wanted to vomit, but he finally held back, and just asked nonchalantly: "Little girl, you Che Chiguo is such a spoof, can the country still operate normally?"
"Yes!" the little girl said: "The pillar industry of our country is tourism, and the government doesn't need to do anything practical, as long as tourists keep coming, the country can operate normally." ”
"So the state's decree is to transplant the monk's hair?" Tang Sen lifted the table, no, we can't deal with this nameless country anymore, we have to withdraw quickly.
That night, everyone went back to their rooms early to rest, wanting to leave this strange country early tomorrow morning. The poor little girl had been worried all night about whether she would be bullied by Tang Sen, but she didn't expect that Tang Sen didn't touch a finger of her at all, and asked her to send a meal to a few monks locked in the room.
Only then did the little girl know that Tang Sen seemed to be a good person, and her wariness of him was dispelled a lot.
The next morning, the sun climbed into the sky, and Townsend opened his eyes and got out of bed. Outside the window, there was still a sound of shouting and killing, which lasted all night without stopping, and the monks and Taoists in the city continued to fight.
Pushing open the window, I was supposed to take a breath of fresh morning air, but I saw a monk with a nosebleed being kicked away and flying sideways in front of the window...... This scenery is really cool.
The two Taoist priests ran through the window, glanced casually into the window, and when they saw Tang Sen, they greeted with a smile: "Yo, Daoist, you got up early in the morning with a sword on your back, are you going to help us fight?" Hahahaha, rest assured, after a whole night of fighting, our Daoist Party has already gained the upper hand, Daoist, it doesn't matter if you sleep for a while." ”
The return sword on Tang Sen's back allowed him to be automatically classified into the Dao Party, which saved him a little trouble, and he smiled dryly: "Well, you guys are at your own convenience." ”
When the two Taoist priests walked away, Tang Sen quickly closed the window and began to pack his luggage.
Walking to the hall with a backpack, Sun Wukong and the others also packed up, everyone was ready to flash quickly, Sun Wukong took back his hair, and then used a carrying technique to get the seven or eight fat monks locked in the house into the living room.
Tang Sen was not in a hurry to untie the ropes on their bodies, and said in a deep voice: "We are about to leave, and we will untie the ropes on your bodies when we leave, and I advise you not to do this in the future. ”
The fat monks snorted a few words weakly, but they didn't say anything.
Tang Sen was about to untie the ropes on their bodies, when suddenly, the door of the hotel was kicked open from the outside, and more than a dozen Taoist priests rushed in with peachwood swords, sticks and other objects.
First, a fat Taoist priest shouted: "I got a tip, this hotel is opened by the daughter of the Buddhist party, and there are seven or eight monks lurking in it, I advise you to come out quickly and be beaten, otherwise you will demolish your broken hotel......" Before he finished speaking, he saw Tang Sen and others standing in the hall, and there were seven or eight fat monks tied up on the ground.
The little girl at the front desk of the hotel was frightened, and with a whoosh she flashed to the corner of the corridor and hid, revealing only half of her face.
The Taoist priests entered the door and immediately stopped, Huh? What's the situation? We got information and ran to arrest the monks, why did these people seem to have been arrested? They looked at Tang Sen's appearance, especially the long package on Tang Sen's back, which was obviously wrapped with a sword, and suddenly realized: "Oh, fellow Daoist, did you take down these monks?"
Tang Sen spread his hands helplessly and said, "It was indeed me who won it." ”
"Great, Daoyou is really a model for my generation, a pioneer of justice. The leading fat Taoist priest praised without a word: "Evil is like hatred, you will wipe out the bald donkeys, you are a good example, I will take this credit on your head, and when I go back to report to the three great immortals, I will definitely report your name." (To be continued......)