The third three-one Meng and the iron fan princess can extinguish the fire
Update at 8 p.m.
Tang Sen said angrily: "No wonder you can't transfer back to China, the Tongtian River Research Institute has developed a special ferry for weak water, which can sail through the Tongtian River normally, but you have no research results here, no wonder you can only stay in this place where birds don't." ”
When the researchers heard this, they screamed in unison: "Isn't it? Those bastards in Tongtianhe have already achieved research results? Oh my God!"
It turns out that the Tongtianhe Research Institute and the Flaming Mountain Research Institute are two highly competitive departments, both of which conduct research on birds that don't poop where birds don't, and they have a very strong sense of confrontation, and even in the staff sports meeting, both departments have a lifelong goal of defeating each other.
Last time Datang Shizi Technology Co., Ltd. employee athletes, relay running events, Tongtianhe Research Institute's second-to-last results overwhelmed the first-to-last of the Flame Mountain Research Institute, causing the Flame Mountain Research Institute to be ridiculed for a long time.
Whichever research institute produces research results first, it can show off in front of colleagues, and even get the opportunity to be transferred back to the headquarters of Datang Imperial Capital Company first.
The poor Flaming Mountain researchers collectively shed tears of remorse.
"Being preempted by that group of idiots who study water, it's really unwilling, only studying fire is the right way to research. ”
"Yes, yes, studying water is an evil way!"
"Fire is everything!"
The researchers shouted a few times, and they probably felt a little bored, so they stopped and said with a bitter face: "At this point, scientific research can no longer win them, and we have to come up with unscientific research projects." ”
Tang Senqi said: "What kind of unscientific research?"
The researchers said with a serious face: "We have investigated the Flaming Mountain for many years, and it is not all fruitless, once, we found a small village on the side of the Flaming Mountain, and there were crops growing in that village. We wondered how it was possible to grow crops next to such a hot mountain of flames, and the family told us a great myth. ”
Townsend and the girls were interested: "What myth?"
The researchers said, "It is said that near this Flame Mountain, there is a small mountain called Cuiyun Mountain. There is a pipa cave on the mountain, and there is a beautiful woman named Princess Iron Fan in the cave, and she has a magical treasure fan in her hand, called the banana fan, as long as you fan it gently, you can extinguish the fire, the second fan can make wind, and the third fan can make rain...... The people of the village prepared a generous gift and invited the princess of the iron fan. Three fans were fanned, and crops could be planted in that place within a year. This woman called Princess Iron Fan makes money by putting out the fire and raining rain in the villages around the Flaming Mountain, as long as you go to her and pay the price, she can help you pass through the Flaming Mountain. ”
Sure enough, it is unscientific research, Tang Sen thought to himself: This can't be compared with scientific research, right?
The researchers said in unison: "Mr. Tang, we are willing to use our own salary to help you pay for Princess Iron Fan." I just ask you to use the status of the general manager's cousin to help us move and transfer us back to work in the imperial capital. ”
Tang Sen Khan: "I can't help with this. Although I am President Wang...... cough, although I am his cousin, I am not involved in the management and decision-making of the company, and I can't interfere in personnel transfers, so you should do your own research and rely on your own strength to transfer back to the imperial capital. As for the money for the Iron Fan Princess. I have it myself. ”
The researchers were extremely disappointed, and a few of them said smartly: "Okay, don't ask Mr. Tang to help us transfer back to the imperial capital, but help me intercede with the general manager, right? As for whether the general manager agreed to transfer us back, that one said. ”
Tang Sen thought to himself: It's okay to help them intercede, everyone has homesickness, and it's pitiful. Then he said: "Okay, I promised to help you say a few kind words, but I don't care if my cousin listens or not." ”
The researchers were overjoyed: "Then let's go and pay for the Iron Fan Princess." ”
Townsend didn't want others to help him pay for it, otherwise it would be a matter of accepting bribes, which was not a good practice. He took out his bank card and checked it on the ATM of the research institute, and there was a lot of money in it, so he changed the password of the card to a simple and easy-to-remember six ones, so that it was convenient to give the card to others, and said: "Then please take me to Cuiyun Mountain, I am ready for the money." ”
The researchers pulled a mountain buggy out of the parking garage and climbed onto it, but Townsend didn't want to ride it, so he climbed into the Little White Dragon bike and followed behind them.
The off-road vehicle was running fast, but Townsen's bicycle was not slow, and it could go hand in hand with the off-road vehicle, the researchers were half frightened, and couldn't help but stick their heads out of the window and ask, "Mr. Tang, what kind of technology is your bicycle? It actually runs as fast as an off-road vehicle?"
"No technology!"
Townsend is telling the truth, this car has no technology at all, it is all myth!
But the researchers misunderstood, and thought that the bicycle was just an ordinary bicycle, and the reason why they ran so fast was because of the strong foot strength of Town, and they couldn't help but wipe a handful of sweat, thinking: Mr. Tang is going to participate in the bicycle race, and he can definitely win the world championship.
The researchers looked behind Tang Sen and were even more frightened, only to see two twins who looked exactly the same, Lori, a big-breasted royal sister wearing office OL clothes, and a fashionable girl who didn't look reliable, followed the car on foot, looking like she was walking, but in fact, she was flying fast, and she could actually keep up with the speed of the off-road vehicle.
The researchers thought again: this Nima, if they go to participate in the race walking competition, they will definitely break the world record.
A few hours later, Cuiyun Mountain arrived, this mountain is not far from the Flaming Mountain, and it is also affected by the heat of the Flaming Mountain, but the mountain is full of birds and flowers, and the plants are dense, which is completely different from the bare and ungrowing appearance of other surrounding mountains.
Tang Sen raised his eyes and looked at it, and thought: Sure enough, if there were no gods and monsters guarding this mountain, and getting rid of the thermal influence of the Flame Mountain, it would be impossible to do this.
After getting out of the car, everyone walked to the front of the mountain, and saw that there were people on the mountain road, looking at the dress, they were all from Lisbi, wearing cloaks on their bodies, and even their heads and faces were wrapped in cloaks, so they couldn't see men and women. These people obviously also asked Princess Iron Fan to put out the fire, and someone passed by Tang Sen, and said to his companion excitedly: "It's done, the 100,000 miles of coins that our town has collected has been handed over to Princess Iron Fan, and she personally promised to protect our town from the heat of the Flaming Mountain within a year, and we can plant crops well this year." ”
"Really? Great! I can't wait to go back to planting and have a good harvest this year." ”
Both of the Risians had a female accent, and it seems that the men of the Risbian country were almost dead in the war, and it was all women who were active.
The researchers hugged Tang Sen up the mountain road, and were about to go up the mountain, when suddenly, two women jumped out on both sides of the mountain road, blocking the mountain road: "Who is coming? What is the matter to go up our Cuiyun Mountain?"
Tang Sen fixed his eyes and saw that there were faint fluctuations of demonic power on the two women, and they didn't seem to be mortals. He whispered to Sun Wukong, "What kind of monsters are these two women?"
The two Sun Wukong shook their heads at the same time: "It's not a monster, it's a fairy." ”
"Huh, fairy?" Tang Sen was surprised: "Isn't that the same kind as Fairy Chang'e?"
"Hmm...... That's right!" The two Sun Wukong said at the same time: "In short, it's not a monster that has changed. ”
In fact, Tang Sen doesn't care whether they are monsters or fairies, as long as their nature is good, they don't care about you fairies and monsters, Tang Sen treats them equally, he gave an ancient bow to the two fairies, and said with a smile: "The two fairy sisters are polite, our group is here to ask to see the Iron Fan Princess, I want to ask her for a favor, make it convenient, and extinguish the fire of the Flame Mountain, we have prepared a generous gift......"
"No!" Before Tang Sen's words were finished, the two fairies shook their heads at the same time and said, "You go, our princess won't help you." ”
"What? Why?" "There were two Reese women passing by just now, didn't the princess agree to help them, why didn't she want to help us?"
In order to curry favor with his "boss," a researcher said: "Well, why didn't you agree to help us when you agreed to help others? Could it be that you look down on us? You think we have no money...... Just now, the two Reece village girls only came out with 100,000 lisi coins, so what is it? Converted into our Datang coins, it is only 10,000 yuan, 10,000 yuan is a hanging, we have a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan for any person here, easily throw hundreds of thousands of dollars, quickly ask your princess to come out to greet the distinguished guests, and help our general manager's cousin......"
Before the man could finish speaking, the two fairies kicked out at the same time, "bumper", and kicked the researcher in the face, kicking him flying.
"Hmph, it's great to be rich? Is our princess a person who has never seen money? Making money is just her hobby! She is not a miser, and she is not afraid to tell you that our princess hates men the most, and she is annoyed when she sees a man, and if a woman asks her for help, as long as she pays a little money, it will be fine, and as for men, no matter how much money she has, she can't talk about it...... You men walking up to Cuiyun Mountain are to make Her Royal Highness the princess angry, and I advise you to get out of here quickly, if she sees it, beware that she will take out a double-strand sword and kill you all. ”
The researchers sighed: "Kill us? Your threat is too much, right? The ghost is afraid of you!
The two fairies sneered: "This is the land of the country of Lis, the country of Lisa is in turmoil, kill a person or something, you really don't need to worry about the royal law." ”
The researchers were suddenly dumbfounded, growing up in the peaceful Tang Kingdom, they really haven't experienced war, war is equal to lawlessness, this woman may really want to kill someone.
The researchers were already retreating. (To be continued.) )