The third, three, two, and cute, disguised as a woman
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Seeing that the researchers were already a little scared, the fairy continued to threaten: "Besides, our princess is not a mortal, but a heavenly immortal descending from the sky, hmph, the laws of the human world can't control her, even if she really kills you, only the Jade Emperor can control her, you better get out of here." ”
The researchers didn't believe it a little bit, you immortals went down to earth, I also went down to the Jade Emperor, and I was about to roll up my sleeves and start scolding...... Tang Sen stretched out his hand to block them, turned his head and said: "You go back first, thank you for leading the way to send me to Cuiyun Mountain, I will figure out the next thing by myself, I will be in your Wang Zong after I go back...... Ahem, say nice things in front of your cousin. ”
"Mr. Tang, these two women are pretending to be ghosts, let's not be polite to them......"
The researchers didn't believe in the existence of fairies and monsters, but Tang Sen knew that those guys really existed, and if she really annoyed this Iron Fan Princess, she really wanted to kill these researchers, and it would cost them their lives in vain.
Tang Sen said solemnly: "Thank you for your help, I'll do the rest by myself, you guys go back first." ”
Seeing that his expression was serious and not like to be joking, the researchers obediently retreated from Cuiyun Mountain and drove back to the research institute in an off-road vehicle, leaving only Tang Sen and his party standing on the mountain road.
Tang Sen arched his hand to the two fairies again and said: "Thank you two fairies for men, since Her Royal Highness the princess doesn't like men, then I will stay at the bottom of the mountain and let a few of my female companions go up the mountain to beg her......, it should be okay?"
The two fairies saw that he was polite and a person who knew each other, so they couldn't help but look at him carefully, and it was okay not to look at it. Immediately fascinated by his handsome appearance, a fairy said: "Ah, what a handsome guy who is so eye-catching...... That, we were a little rude talking just now, don't be weird handsome. ”
Tang Sen smiled and said, "Of course it's not weird, just ask the two fairies to take these female friends of mine up the mountain to ask Princess Iron Fan for help." ”
The two fairies shook their heads together and said, "Big handsome guy." You're going to cross the Flaming Mountains with you, right?"
Tang Sen nodded: "Yes, of course I want to be together." ”
The two fairies sighed: "That's not good, our princess hates men very much, even if you use these female friends to ask her for help, she will be unhappy and unwilling to help when she arrives at the place and sees that there is a man who is also together." ”
"Isn't it, such an exaggeration?" said Townsend Khan.
"There's no way, the princess has been pampered since she was a child. It's very willful, and the people she doesn't like are very disliked, and she goes to extremes, and she doesn't listen to persuasion at all, and it's very difficult for us to serve her as a maid. The two fairies instantly began to betray their masters in front of the handsome guy, complaining about their princesses.
Tang Sen frowned: "Then what should I do? Two fairies, can you help me figure out a way?"
The two fairies usually kept men out of the mountain gate, and did not let them harass their princess. But the man who came this time was so handsome, looking at Tang Sen's handsome face. The hearts of the two fairies are like a deer bumping, and they can't stop saying anything, it's too difficult to refuse such a handsome guy......
Hawkers,In fact, it is very difficult for a man to refuse the request of a beautiful woman.,After all, human beings have the instinct to survive and reproduce.,Opposite-sex attraction is a law that no one can escape.。 Especially for the beautiful and good-looking opposite sex. It's hard to say "no".
The two fairies glanced at each other, and both saw the words "handsome guy must help" in each other's eyes, so both of them began to use their brains desperately.
"There it is!" suddenly exclaimed one of the fairies, "why don't you disguise yourself as a woman?" put on a woman's clothes and a wig on her head. Put on makeup on your face, bow your head slightly to block your Adam's apple, speak with a sharp voice, or simply pretend to be dumb, so that the princess will definitely not be able to see that you are a man. ”
Another fairy also clapped her hands and said, "This is a wonderful plan, handsome guy, you just pretend to be a woman, I can help you put on makeup." ”
Tang Sen suddenly sweated profusely: "Hey, no matter what you think, it's not good to do this? I'm a dignified seven-foot man, wearing makeup or something, it's just crazy, and I can't see people in women's clothes." ”
When he said this, he heard the two Sun Wukong behind him say at the same time: "Do you need to mind this kind of thing so much? My old grandson has changed into a man and a woman, an insect and an old wolf, nothing has changed? I don't feel that I have anything to be ashamed of." You just transformed into a woman, do you need to mind that?"
Zhu Bajie also said: "Yes, I don't think this is something that needs to be minded." Not to mention Sun Wukong and me, even Sister Guanyin often incarnates into tens of millions of changes, changing from male to female, gender is not a problem, as long as you do the right thing, walk straight, and don't use the change to do crooked things, it's not a big deal, right?"
When Tang Sen heard them say this, his heart moved slightly, and he suddenly remembered that Sister Guanyin had become a bearded driver, and there seemed to be nothing to be ashamed of.
"Well, since you've all said that, I'll disguise myself as a woman. Tang Sen compromised: "This is just to ask Princess Iron Fan to help us cross the Flaming Mountain, it doesn't seem to be a trick to harm people, and cross-dressing does not affect character, you can do it." ”
Hearing him say this, the two fairies suddenly became happy, they didn't know where to take out a lot of powder, eyebrow pencils, all kinds of small bottles with strange liquids, and smeared them on Tang Sen's face, after a while, Tang Sen looked in the mirror, almost startled himself, obviously a handsome and handsome man's face, and now he actually became a beautiful woman......
It is always easier for a handsome man to disguise himself as a woman, and it is easy for Townsen's face to be transformed into a woman, but it will be difficult to do if he picks his feet.
The two fairies came out with some colorful clothes, looking at Tang Sen sweating profusely, saying that he couldn't wear these messy clothes anymore, he had to look in Li Jing's exquisite pagoda, and found a set of more neutral clothes to wear on his body, so that he felt better, otherwise he always felt like a shemale, and his heart was weird.
After putting on his costume and looking in the mirror again, Townsend found that he had completely become a woman.
"Uh...... Although I look passable, I still walk in a very manly posture. Tang Sen frowned: "Can this be fooled?"
The two fairies covered their mouths and said with a smile: "No problem, our princess is used to seeing a woman in the shape of a dragon and a tiger, and there is nothing wrong with walking like a man, maybe she likes it instead." ”
"Got used to it?" said Townsend.
"Well, princess's husband, ahem...... I don't know if it's a husband or not, but in short, let's say it's the princess's husband, it's a female man, and it's a powerful man when he walks, just like a man. The two fairies said, "So, it's okay if you walk the same way, she won't doubt it." ”
Townsend thought to himself: The princess's husband is a woman......? This feels like there's a lot to spit out about!, just leave her family's affairs alone.
The two fairies led the way, and Tang Sen followed them and slowly walked up to Cuiyun Mountain. When I arrived at the top of the mountain, I saw that there was a big cave here, and the plaque said "Basho Cave".
Two Reese women just pushed the door out, saw the two fairies, saluted, and then respectfully retreated down the mountain, it seems that these two women also came to ask the princess of the iron fan to put out the fire and rain, and keep the cultivation for a year.
Li Jing suddenly whispered: "Look, the advantage of the handsome guy is really obvious, the women in the family come to ask the princess of the iron fan, and they all go up the mountain and down the mountain by themselves, but when Tang Sen comes, there are two fairies to lead the way, and the judgment is made." ”
Tang Sen didn't think it himself, but after listening to Li Jing's complaint, he found that it was indeed the case, and there were so many conveniences for handsome guys.
The two fairies were spit out, but they didn't mind, turned their heads and said, "Don't laugh at us, in your human world, isn't it also very convenient for beautiful women to do all kinds of things?"
The crowd was powerless to refute.
Walking into the Basho Cave, I saw that the decoration in the cave is very luxurious, all of the top wooden furniture, with an antique taste, the lacquer workers and carvers are first-class, and every piece of furniture here is estimated to be able to be taken to the Palace Museum as a display, it seems that it is ...... The owner of this cave is really a princess.
Tang Sen couldn't help asking, "Excuse me, which country is your princess?"
The two fairies said triumphantly: "Our princess is the daughter of the Jade Emperor 500 years ago. ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked, especially the two Sun Wukong, the hairs on their bodies seemed to stand upside down, and a ray of resentment shot out of their eyes, the Jade Emperor 500 years ago, wasn't it the one who killed Xiao Jin? It is not an exaggeration to say that it is Sun Wukong's enemy, but I didn't expect that he actually gave birth to a daughter and stayed in the human world......
Tang Sen guessed what they were thinking as soon as he saw the eyes of the two Sun Wukong, stretched out his left and right hands, pressed the shoulders of the two Loli at the same time, and said in a low voice: "There is a head of resentment, there is a debtor, don't vent your anger against the Jade Emperor on other people's daughters, it is immoral to do that." ”
The two Sun Wukong took deep breaths at the same time, and after several seconds, they slowly calmed down.
Everyone followed behind the fairy who led the way, and walked into the living room, only to see a woman wearing Luo Tang sitting on the main seat, the woman's appearance is not soft, it should be regarded as a more heroic type, there are two swords hanging from her waist, the scabbard is decorated with many crystal clear gems, and the jewelry on her body also has many sparkling embellishments, making her whole person look shiny.
The fairy who led the way whispered: "This is our master, Her Royal Highness the Iron Fan Princess. ”
Tang Sen is a very polite person, he is a guest from afar, of course, he has to greet the master first, he hugged his fists, and said, "Hello Princess Iron Fan." As soon as he finished saying this, Tang Sen suddenly remembered, it's miserable, I'm pretending to be a woman now, holding a fart fist, a woman should be a half-squat blessing to give a gift...... It's over, it's over, it's exposed. (To be continued.) )
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