"Hey!" Zhu Bajie, who was subdued on the bed, suddenly screamed loudly: "You crazy man, let go of my wife, and don't touch her with your dirty hands." ”

"Which eye did you see me touching her? She was touching me!" Tang Sen sweated, lowered his head and said, "Miss Gao, men and women can't be accommodated...... Please don't. ”

Gao Cuilan didn't care so much, hugged Tang Sen and didn't let go, and said coquettishly: "Lord Otaku Patron Saint, don't believe the nonsense of this female monster, I don't really love her with her, it's just that she wants to be with me Lily unilaterally, but I am a normal woman, and I only like men! ”

Eighth Sister Zhu screamed, "Cuilan, you can't be so casual...... When we first met, you said you only loved me. ”

"Let's talk about this again!" Gao Cuilan said angrily: "At the beginning, you became a handsome guy and deceived my feelings, so I would say that I love you, but I didn't expect ...... On the wedding night, people were waiting for you in bed with a fragrant wash, but you were drunk and showed your daughter's ...... I also have such a pair of nameless breasts, which are twice as big as mine...... I posted a post on Moments saying that my husband's boobs were twice as big as mine, and my housemates laughed me to death. ”

Everyone sweated together: This girl, it seems that there is something wrong with the point.

Gao Cuilan rubbed her face Tang Sen's chest twice and said, "It's still a real man, the chest is flat and firm, so comfortable...... A man's boobs should be like this, they can't be bigger than mine. ”

Everyone was so frightened that they took two steps back, something was wrong, there must be something wrong with this woman.

But Tang Sen thinks there is nothing wrong, otaku girls often have all kinds of strange hobbies, this otaku just happens to like men's flat chests, and some women like men's noses, some like men's broad backs, and some like men's slender fingers...... What's so strange about green vegetables and turnips having their own love?

In short, in Townsend's worldview, otaku girls can't be wrong, always right!

Tang Sen said to Eighth Sister Zhu seriously: "It turns out that Miss Gao is so cute, no wonder you want to rob her as your wife." ”

"Cute?" everyone gasped: "Tang Sen, how did you see that she was cute? We always thought you were normal, but we didn't expect you to have an unreliable side." ”

Even Eighth Sister Zhu was covered in cold sweat: "It's strange, my beloved third miss of the Gao family is not such a pervert......"

"You actually have the face to say that others are perverted, and you yourself are a big pervert. A group of people complained in unison.

"In short, I can't live with the third lady of the Gao family. Sister Zhu held her head and screamed: "My dear and good wife can't be a pervert, I want to divorce my wife, I want to find a good wife again." ”

"Divorce your wife? Mrs. Gao rushed up with an arrow, and the divorce agreement had already been prepared in his hand, and he fell in front of Eighth Sister Zhu with a bang.

It turned out that Zhu Bajie became a man, under the pseudonym Zhu Gangguan, and used this fake name to register with Miss Gao in the Civil Affairs Bureau and pulled the marriage certificate, so if you want to break it off now, you must also get a divorce certificate, otherwise Miss Gao will not be able to remarry in the future. Mrs. Gao had already drafted a divorce agreement, and after waiting for a long time, it finally came in handy.

Zhu Bajie signed her name without hesitation, and Gao Cuilan naturally signed it immediately.

After signing, the two glared at each other and scolded at the same time: "Perverted!"

Everyone was sweating together, and Tang Sen couldn't help but pat them on the shoulder and said, "Anyway, one night husband and wife Bairien, you can't scold each other like this after you get divorced, right?"

"The point is that we didn't spend the night together at all, where did we get Bairien without an overnight stay?" Gao Cuilan snorted: "She doesn't have that function at all, I want a sound man." ”

Zhu Bajie covered her face and said: "The love between men and women is impure, only between women and daughters is the real pure love, do you understand it? ”

"When you see a beautiful woman, you hit your breasts, where is this kind of love between women and women pure?"

The two were talking and talking, and they were about to quarrel again.

Tang Sen hurriedly separated in the middle: "Okay, don't quarrel, everyone sit down, how about a breakup meal?" In the future, the well water will not violate the river water, you take your Yangguan Road, I will cross my single-plank bridge, this is the attitude of adults to deal with things, if you quarrel like a child after divorce, it will be too too young, too simple Tucson is broken. ”

"Well, that's all there is to it now. Sister Zhu drooped her head.

"I listen to the Patronus. Gao Cuilan happily rubbed Tang Sen again.

Mrs. Gao said with a smile: "In that case, Xiao Lao'er will go to Zhang Luo for a banquet." ”

The Gao family is a big company, and they are really rich, after Gao Taigong ordered him to go down, his own subordinates ran to Zhang Luo, and it didn't take long for the nearby hotel to send the banquet up. A super round table that can sit dozens of people, full of delicacies from the mountains and seas, big fish and meat, elegant vegetables, everyone sat down around the table, Gao Taigong naturally sat on the main seat, and let Tang Sen sit in the second seat, but Gao Cuilan gathered beside Tang Sen and kept helping him pick up vegetables, a little wife-like appearance.

Sister Zhu sat down on the opposite side of the table dejectedly, shook her head and said: "Women, it's really said that change is change, the original mountain league and sea oath seem to be vivid, and in a blink of an eye, I ran away with other men, and also helped others pick up vegetables, I have despair of women in this world." ”

When Sun Wukong heard this, he couldn't help but complain: "Hey, you are also a woman, don't say that you seem to be in the opposite camp with women." In addition, there are still a lot of good women, and my grandson is a good woman who is the first in the sky, well, Xiaobailong can be ranked second. ”

Eighth Sister Zhu seemed to be awakened by this sentence, and suddenly her spirits perked up, and she was overjoyed: "Yes, you are a cute little Lori, and the little white dragon girl is an elegant lady, you are all so cute, I decided not to worry about Gao Cuilan anymore...... I'm going to pursue you and the little white dragon from today onwards. ”

Sun Wukong: "......"

Little White Dragon: "......"

Tang Sen Khan: "Hey, you just complained about the woman and said that she will change, but is it yourself who complained?

"Cut! I'll tell you, when Nuwa Niangniang created people, those mud people just found a random object ooXX, and they swept the sky and the earth, and they wanted to have a hair, and have children and reproduce, who ever talked about this thing at that time?" Zhu Bajie snorted: "This thing was inexplicably invented by later people to restrain other people's words and deeds, and make others bow down to themselves. Let's use the phrase of the new era...... In fact, there is no discipline in the world, because there are many people who pretend to be forced, and there is discipline. ”

Tang Sen covered his face: Nima, I know that she is talking nonsense, but why do you think it makes sense? Also, don't give me random changes to Mr. Lu Xun's famous words!

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Journey to the West Diary:

In fact, there is no discipline in the world, because there are many people who pretend to be forced, and there is discipline.

I absolutely do not admit that this statement is true!

But I have to think......

The ancients wrote a poem that said, "If life is only as it is at first sight," why did the ancients have such feelings? Probably because he felt that people and people would feel the good of each other only when they first saw each other. And after getting along for a long time, the relationship will no longer be beautiful, and love will be gone.

I have no right to criticize others for their single-mindedness, let alone judge others for their integrity. I just think that even if the love is gone, I will still love each other, that sounds contradictory, right? But I think I can do it.

I've never loved my mom, but I really love her.

The two love words in this sentence have different meanings, and these two love words can encompass all my understanding of feelings.

Townsend

Recorded in 2015, Wusi Tibetan State, Gao Laozhuang