The thirty-ninth cute, stick beating mandarin ducks is not right

Thanks to the rewards of Sanshan and Ershui for many days, I have been upgraded to the head of the house!

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The western sky was burning red, the setting sun was slowly sinking, and the dozen or so cultists had already run away with the body of the sect leader.

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie in the sky have been fighting tirelessly, from noon to evening, it is really a good fight, Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie did not tell lies, 500 years ago she did hide her strength, and now she is fighting with Sun Wukong with all her strength, it is really the same, and the fight is equal.

One is the thirty-six changes of Tiangang, one is the seventy-two changes of the earth, one is the Ruyi golden hoop stick, the other is the nine-tooth nail rake, one is the authentic Taoism of the three-star cave of the oblique moon, and the other is the orthodox divine power of the Tianhe Commander.

It was not until it was dark that Zhu Bajie finally fell to the downside, after all, it was still a little worse than Sun Wukong, and after a long battle, she was a little weak, she couldn't help but be a little annoyed, and blocked Sun Wukong's move and said: "Sun Wukong, 500 years ago, when you made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, if I joined the battle circle and attacked you with all my might, would you still be able to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"

Sun Wuwu thought for a while: "No! With your strength, if you match a few more heavenly generals, my old Sun will not be able to resist." ”

"But isn't it?" Eighth Sister Zhu said: "I let you go, why are you struggling now." ”

When Sun Wukong heard this, he couldn't help but sigh, and the stick in his hand slowed down a little.

Zhu Bajie took the opportunity to jump out of the battle circle, dragged the nail rake and left, turned into a strong wind, and flew towards the cabin.

Sun Wukong knew that she had been fooled, and Sister Zhu deliberately talked about the past, just to distract her heart and take the opportunity to escape, and she didn't just run away, looking at the direction she went, it was clear that she wanted to kidnap Gao Cuilan when she was escaping.

"Well, stop for my grandson. Sun Wukong also drove the somersault cloud and chased after him from behind.

Sister Zhu glanced back, and saw that Sun Wukong was thrown away by herself, and couldn't help but be overjoyed, with this distance, it was enough for her to capture Gao Cuilan, she kicked open the door of the cabin and floated in.

Because it was dark, the light in the cabin was already very dim, and Zhu Bajie was in a hurry to get out, how could she have time to take a closer look, and swept her eyes casually, only to see Gao Cuilan lying on the bed, facing the wall, with her back to the door, as if she was resting. She smiled and said: "Lady, that demon king Sun Wukong is too tricky, I can't fight her, this family can't live, so I have to retreat for the time being, you go back to Fuling Mountain Yunzhan Cave with me." ”

As he spoke, he reached out and hugged Gao Cuilan. The beauty starts, but it feels a little wrong, why is it a little heavy? Could it be that the lady has gained weight? As soon as Zhu Bajie thought of this, she saw Gao Cuilan turn her head, but it was a handsome and handsome man's face.

"Hey, is it Tang Sen?" Eighth Sister Zhu was taken aback, and hurriedly wanted to throw Tang Sen out.

But she lost it slowly, and Tang Sen suddenly reached out and hugged her waist, and the two plump balls on his chest squeezed on Tang Sen's face, so terrifying, he almost couldn't breathe. Townsend let out a loud yell, performing a movement similar to a big back fall on the rear axle, and threw her to the bed. Although his strength was not enough to injure Eighth Sister Zhu, it was still possible to suddenly lift her up and fall out when she was not on guard.

Zhu Bajie fell on the bed with a "poof", of course the soft bed couldn't hurt her, even if she fell on the knife mountain, it would be fine, but she was picked up and fell by a man, which made her feel very embarrassed, and she couldn't help but scold angrily: "The carving insect skill can't hurt me at all, stinky man, wait for me to get up, and I will take your life......"

"Huh, can't get up?" Zhu Bajie turned her head to look, only to find that she was hugged by a toy hugging bear. Suddenly remembered that this toy hugging bear had grabbed her leg during the day.

This thing is a monster!

Sister Zhu suddenly woke up and wanted to use a nail rake to fight. But the nine-tooth nail rake can only go far, and it can't hit the enemy in close quarters, hugging the bear tightly hugging her from behind, the nine-tooth nail rake is useless at all, so she has to bend her elbow and elbow back......

"Poof!"

The elbow hit the hugging bear's stomach, but it sank into her soft stomach, and it couldn't hurt the hugging bear at all. Zhu Bajie was in a hurry, and hit her backhand indiscriminately, hugging the bear "Pengpeng" directly, but such an attack had a fart effect on plush toys, all of which were like stones sinking into the sea, and could not stir up a little splash.

Tang Sen laughed and said, "Peanut, hug it well, it's time for me to clean her up." ”

"Don't think you can hurt me if you hug me, your little bit of divine power ......," Zhu Bajie said angrily.

Tang Sen punched down hard, hitting the ground and hitting her towering chest again, and the terrifying flesh bullet flicked lightly, bouncing Tang Sen away and almost falling.

Tang Sen was furious: "You forced me to make a trick." ”

"Hmph, what trick can hurt me?" Eighth Sister Zhu was not afraid at all.

I saw Tang Sen suddenly turn on his mobile phone, pull up a picture that had been prepared a long time ago, and put it in front of Zhu Bajie.

This picture is a picture of a girl, well, look at the clothes are a girl, wearing a cute kawaii sailor suit, but ...... The muscles of the whole body are erect, and the face is full of meat, especially the face, which is so ugly that it is impossible to look at......

Townsend shouted, "Sailor suit Uncle attack!"

Senior otaku mother quotes: Uncle Sailor is the ultimate nemesis of all pervert uncles, a big killer, as soon as this picture comes out, the perverts must vomit three liters of blood, and they can't afford to fall to the ground, the more lustful the guy, the more serious the damage.

Of course, this trick is very effective for male perverts, but I don't know if it can be effective for female perverts, and Tang Sen has no bottom in his heart.

Fortunately, whether it is a male pervert or a female pervert, there are common points. When Eighth Sister Zhu saw this picture, her face suddenly changed greatly, and she closed her eyes and screamed, "Eyes...... Eye...... My eyes ......"

The picture of Uncle Sailor Suit is like a flashbang in front of her eyes, and she can't see for at least dozens of seconds. When she opened her eyes again, she found that Sun Wukong had chased into the cabin, and the Ruyi golden hoop stick in her hand was on the two pieces of meat on her chest, and she poked the tip of the stick again and again......

The soft chest was poked out of all kinds of strange shapes by the golden hoop stick, Sun Wukong obviously had a lot of resentment against these two pieces, and he poked them mercilessly, eager to poke that thing down and put it on himself.

"Run, do you run again?" Sun Wukong said indignantly: "I actually used such a despicable means to escape, if it wasn't for Tang Sen's witty retention of you, my old grandson would have almost fallen into your way." ”

Zhu Bajie looked around, hugged the bear and hugged her tightly from behind, Tang Sen and Xiao Bailong protected her left and right, Sun Wukong stood in front of her, and the golden hoop stick was on her chest. The father and daughter of the Gao family hid in the corner of the house, looking at her with a little frightened eyes.

She gave up resistance and shouted: "Towngsen, you are so despicable, you actually took out such a heart-wrenching prop as Uncle Sailor's Suit, I want to call the police, Uncle Police come and arrest this person, this is this person......"

"Alright, stop, give me a little serious. Tang Sen said seriously: "Eighth Sister Zhu, you robbed the people's daughter, illegally forced others to be your wife, the crime you committed is very serious, according to the law of mankind, your behavior will be locked up for at least ten or eight years, now you say it yourself, how should we deal with you? ”

"Don't hand it over to Heavenly Court!" Eighth Sister Zhu was anxious: "The case of my teasing Chang'e has not yet been concluded, and now I will be imprisoned in a dungeon when I go back, tortured to death, and the Jade Emperor also said that he would beat me with two thousand hammers, beat me into the animal path, and reincarnated as a sow, I don't want to be a sow, and I don't want to kill me......"

Tang Sen has no friendship with Heavenly Court, and even the relationship between chasing and being hunted and killed, of course he will not hand over Eighth Sister Zhu to Heavenly Court, what he said just now is just to scare her, and if she is scared enough, you can start to put forward conditions: "If you don't want to be handed over to Heavenly Court by us, just obediently swear to me that you will not harass the Gao family from now on." Nian is a woman, and you didn't do any substantive indecent behavior after forcibly marrying Gao Cuilan as your wife, I can get you lightly. ”

"I've actually done substantial indecent acts, some have forcibly hugged, some have forcibly kissed, and I have forcibly assaulted her breasts. Zhu Bajie fell into a morbid memory, and her face turned red again: "Ah, my lovely kiss Xiao Cuilan." ”

Everyone sweated together.

Tang Sen was furious: "Ya, hurry up and swear to me not to harass Gao Cuilan again." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "It's not right for you to beat mandarin ducks like this, Cuilan and I really love each other, so I don't swear." ”

"It's nonsense!" Gao Cuilan suddenly jumped out, got into Tang Sen's arms, and hugged his waist: "I love the guardian saint of the otaku, so I don't love you, a nameless woman...... Patron Saint, let's hug and kiss you, and touch your boobs. ”

Her coat has long been taken off to Tang Sen to disguise, and now she is only wearing close-fitting clothes, and she drills into Tang Sen's arms, that style is really incredible, Tang Sen has a very high concentration on ordinary women, no matter how beautiful ordinary women are, they can't look at it, but otaku girls are exceptions, even if they are ordinary-looking otaku, they can also make Tang Sen very good, Gao Cuilan is a very beautiful kind of otaku girl, it is a nirvana effect on Tang Sen, twisting in his arms, almost a little uncontrollable.

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