The third, three, four, and husband and wife quarrels are terrible
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As soon as Tang Sen saw this text message, he knew that it was over, and this thing must not be good.
Sure enough, Princess Iron Fan's face also sank: "Stinky husband, dead husband, what do you mean? Are you still not close enough to be on your shoulders? Do you have to see your wife cheating, and you can only feel comfortable in bed with others?"
She held the phone angrily, as if she wanted to throw the phone on the ground, her chest fell with her breathing, and it took a while to calm down, and she turned to Tang Sen and said, "Hmph, since this trick doesn't work, let's move on to the next step." β
Tang Sen felt that Yali Mountain was big: "Ahem, princess girl, I think it's almost like this, it doesn't seem good to go on again." β
"Less wordy, you can't get past the Flaming Mountain?"
Tang Sen was helpless, well, who told himself to ask for something?
"Come here!" Princess Iron Fan beckoned to Tang Sen, "You're standing behind me, huh...... Wrap your hands around my waist ......"
Tang Sen did as he was told, and hugged the soft body of Princess Iron Fan in his arms. This woman is from a very noble background, and her gestures are all with a princess temperament, of course, the little white dragon is actually a princess, but the little white dragon's temperament is soft, more like a lady, but the princess of the iron fan is the kind of noble, aura of the princess, Tang Sen is holding such a person in his arms, but he feels comfortable.
Princess Iron Fan pretended to be a bird, and leaned her back against Townsen's chest...... Fortunately, Tang Sen put two balls of cotton in his chest when he was dressing up, otherwise she would definitely find that Tang Sen was a flat-chested man when she leaned in like this.
The two set up an intimate hug, and Princess Iron Fan took out a selfie stick again, "clicked" a photo of the two, and then sent the photo to her husband.
"Hmph, this time it should make him jealous. Princess Iron Fan said triumphantly: "It has developed to hug and hug." My stinky husband must be angry, hahaha, call him Bao Xiaosan, see what kind of expression he will have when he receives the photo this time. β
Tang Sen couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Princess girl, in fact, there is something I have to persuade you, in the relationship between husband and wife." It is more important to be tolerant and considerate, this kind of behavior of doing childish things to anger each other is unacceptable......"
"You say I'm naΓ―ve? It's obvious that he is the first to take care of the junior!" Princess Iron Fan said unhappily: "And I am just acting with you, and I am not really cheating, I am not wrong at all to do this, if he doesn't kneel down and kowtow to beg me for forgiveness, I will never pay attention to him." β
Before she could say a word, Princess Iron Fan's mobile phone rang, and it was a text message from her husband, and Princess Iron Fan proudly picked up her phone to take a look. Her husband actually said: "It's just the level of hugging and hugging, it's not unusual at all, you can't be angry with me, I've done such and such things with the jade-faced fox spirit here......"
"I'll wipe it!" Princess Iron Fan was furious: "Okay, you stinky husband, you are getting bolder and bolder, this time you have reported the name of the junior, the jade-faced fox spirit, right?
She stretched out her hand and pointed to the maid next to her and said, "You, that's you." Go and call the connections left to me by my father and ask all the immortals. What is the number of the jade-faced fox spirit, find out her information for me. β
Princess Iron Fan was the daughter of the Jade Emperor 500 years ago, with a noble birth and a wide range of natural connections, the maid nodded and floated out. I don't know what kind of fairy monster to look for.
Princess Iron Fan turned her head again and said to Tang Sen: "You, it's you, come here, let's continue to act! Okay, since the stinky husband is not afraid that his wife will be kissed by other women, I will continue to play with him. This time, we're going to go a little bit more and go a little bit more excessively......"
Tang Sen Khan: "Hey, hey, I said, if you act, hugging is already the highest level, I can't continue to go crazy with you, it's really not appropriate to go any further." β
"What's wrong?" Princess Iron Fan was probably angry, and she couldn't care about anything else: "You see those actors in the movie, can't they do anything in order to act realistically? kiss scenes, bed scenes, what can't be filmed?"
Tang Sen said: "But I'm not an actor. β
"Less wordy, you can't get past the Flaming Mountain?"
Townwend: "......"
"Come here, kiss me!" Princess Iron Fan handed the phone to the maid next to her, and ordered: "After a while, our lips will intersect and kiss fiercely, you will take a picture of your phone and send it to my husband." β
The maid was one of the two fairies who led Tang Sen up the mountain, she knew that Tang Sen was a man, and when she heard this, she immediately sweated profusely, and said in a dry voice: "Your Royal Highness Princess, this is not very good." β
"What's so bad? As long as I can anger that stinky husband, I'm willing to do anything, old lady. The princess of the iron fan was so angry that she lost her mind, and threw herself into Tang Sen's arms, hanging her hands around Tang Sen's neck, and a kiss was imprinted on Tang Sen's lips.
The maid's sweat flowed like a waterfall of yellow cypress trees, and if the princess found out that Mr. Tang was a man, she would definitely be mad, and now there is no turning back.
Tang Sen was also taken aback, Damn, I'm not such a casual man, how can there be a reason for a woman who has just met to kiss him? He tilted his head in his busy schedule, and Princess Iron Fan's lips touched Tang Sen's cheek.
She couldn't help but be furious: "Hey, what are you hiding? Come and kiss one well, off my stinky husband." β
Tang Sen said with a bitter face: "Hey, kissing this kind of thing can only be given to the person you really love, not just anyone." Don't you know? Nowadays, urban young people go out to engage in **, OOXX can, eighteen looks are no problem, but kissing is absolutely not, because OOXX is a physiological need, and there is no problem to solve it by **, but kisses can only be given to their true love, and they will never be thrown to the object of ** casually. β
"What else do you say?" Princess Iron Fan paused, and after a while, she reluctantly accepted Tang Sen's statement: "Okay, you have a certain amount of truth in what you said, I seem to have heard of this, so I won't kiss...... Let's put on a more exaggerated pose to show my stinky husband. β
She reached out and grabbed Townsen's hand, brushed the ground and pulled it to her chest, pressed it on her plump breasts, and hummed: "Come, touch my chest with your left hand, and put your right hand on my ass, huh...... Hum...... Phone ready to take pictures ......"
Tang Sen's left and right hands are touched in the position that women don't like to be touched by men the most, that soft and charming feeling, immersed in every nerve on the palm, it is strange to say, if it was the previous Tang Sen, for a woman who is not an otaku girl will definitely not feel anything, let alone touch it like this, even if you take off and lie down together, there will be no ripples, but with this trip around the world, Tang Sen has seen various types of women, and found the different beauty contained in different women, his attachment to otaku is slowly disintegrating invisibly, and his affection for women who are not otaku girls is gradually increasing, and now he, it's no longer the kind of state of mind that women who are not otaku girls are not women.
Princess Iron Fan rubbed in his arms, and deliberately put her chest and ass in the palm of his hand, which made Tang Sen's heart shake a little......
"Click!" the maid sweated profusely and took a photo, Princess Iron Fan snatched her phone to take a look, the picture was clearly a pair of lily girls making love, she was very satisfied with the quality of the photo, laughed and clicked a send button.
The reply came immediately, oh, this time it was not a reply, but a callback, her husband was finally angry, a phone call, and scolded angrily: "Hey, madam, it doesn't make sense for you to do this, it's getting more and more excessive, just hugging and hugging, you actually gave your boobs and buttocks to other women to touch this time, you still can't keep the woman's way?"
Princess Iron Fan laughed proudly: "What's the matter? You took care of the junior first, how can you blame me for raising a little white face?"
The man's mother-in-law on the other side said angrily: "I am a man, and three wives and four concubines are common, so what's wrong with me taking over as a junior? Even if I take ten juniors, no one will say half a word of gossip about me! But you are a woman, and women can only start from the beginning, and cheating is completely impossible, which is unethical." β
"Fart! You have ten juniors, then the ones behind you are not called juniors, they should be called four juniors, five juniors, six juniors, and ten!"
Tang Sen Khan: "Hey, I said, are you complaining in the wrong direction?
Princess Tiefan was reminded by Tang Sen, and then she realized that she was complaining in the wrong direction, and quickly turned back to the right path: "Hey, why can a man have three wives and four concubines, but not a woman? β
Tang Sen shook his head desperately: "Hey, I said that you still seem to be complaining in the wrong direction! Your husband, she is also a woman at all." β
Iron Fan Princess: "......"
On the other side of the phone: "......"
"Yes, you and I are both women, although I call you husband, but you are also a woman, and you can only start from the beginning, cheating is completely impossible. Princess Iron Fan was in high spirits, and finally found a theoretical basis for her actions, she said angrily to her mobile phone: "Quickly dump Xiao San and come back to me." β
"Don't!" The man on the other side of the phone said very seriously: "You woman is fierce, not cute at all, or the jade-faced fox is more pleasing to me, I want to dump you, so I won't go to you, I want to live in the jade-faced fox here, and organize a new family with her, let's say goodbye! By the way, it's good for you to find that actor, you can just live with that actor in the Basho Cave for the rest of your life." β
As soon as these words came out, it was really earth-shattering!
Tang Sen and the others couldn't help but sweat profusely, oh my God, I witnessed a couple quarreling and breaking up, this ...... This Nima is so awkward, the atmosphere is so embarrassing standing here, I really want to leave. (To be continued.) )
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