The third three three cute, family ethics tragedy
Update at 8 p.m.
Tang Sen was screaming in his heart that it was not good, and it was estimated that he would be recognized.
Princess Iron Fan's eyes widened slightly, and she carefully looked at Tang Sen from head to toe, and after looking at it for a while, she said: "Yo, this sister, you look pretty good, this fist hugging gesture is very manly, I like it." ”
Tang Sen Khan, so he didn't see through: "I heard that you hate men, why do you like manliness again?"
Princess Iron Fan seemed to have known that she was going to be asked like this, and she snorted, "I hate the masculinity of men, but I like the masculinity of women, is there a problem with that?"
Tang Sen couldn't find the direction to complain, so he had to say: "No, no, there is no problem, others have no right to interfere with personal preferences, and it is no problem to do whatever you like." ”
Princess Iron Fan smiled: "Well said, others have no right to interfere with personal preferences, other people always like to complain about me when they know my preferences, especially my father, who scolded me all day long, forcing me to run away from home, leave heaven, and come here to settle down, but you don't disdain my interests and hobbies, not bad." Anyway, what are you doing with me? Seeing that you don't look like a person from Lisbon in your dress, words and deeds, you shouldn't come to me to protect your village chief's crops, right?"
Tang Sen nodded and said: "The princess girl can see it accurately, I am a person from the Tang Imperial Capital of the Eastern Soil, passing through your land, I want to pass through the Flame Mountain, I heard that the princess girl has a treasure fan, which can extinguish the flames on the Flame Mountain, so I came to ask for help and fan a passage so that I can go over." Of course, it won't be unpaid, there is a bank card here, the password is six one, there are more than 100,000 yuan in it, and it is about more than 1 million dollars when converted into Reese. Please laugh at it. ”
"I see, it's a trivial matter. Princess Iron Fan smiled and said, "I haven't seen a manly woman like you for a long time." For the sake of how pleasing you look, I won't take the money and help you for free. ”
"Then thank you, princess. "Townsend is overjoyed, it's good to save some money.
The two of them were talking about this. The mobile phone that Princess Iron Fan had placed on the table suddenly rang, and she said to Tang Sen: "Sorry, answer the phone, please wait first." ”
A maid stepped forward and handed the phone to her, and the princess of the iron fan seemed too lazy to reach out to take it, so she said: "Turn on the hands-free, I just made my nails, and the nail polish hasn't dried yet." Can't take the phone right now. ”
The maid clicked the speakerphone button, and as a result, Tang Sen and the others could also hear the sound of the phone, only to hear a woman's rough voice on the phone: "Wife, when you called me just now, I was in trouble, so I didn't answer, and now I saw the call record, so I called you." What's the matter with me?"
Tang Sen and the others all thought in their hearts: This woman also has a man's husband, it's so chaotic.
Princess Iron Fan said happily: "Husband." What have you been up to lately? It's been a long time since you've been here, when are you going to meet and play together?"
"This ......" The rough woman on the other side of the phone hesitated for a long time and said, "I've been super busy at work recently, and I'm in the company for food, so I don't have time to go to your side." Wait until I'm done with this while......"
"What kind of work is so busy?" Princess Iron Fan's brows furrowed: "Didn't you raise a junior outside, right?
"No, no, no, I'm wholeheartedly devoted to my wife, how can I raise a mistress?" The rough female voice on the other end of the phone quickly explained: "You know, I'm the most single-minded......"
She hadn't finished yet. Suddenly, a woman's very charming voice sounded on the phone: "Wang, who are you talking to? I finally found an excuse to put the yellow-faced woman aside and live a happy life with others, so you can make fewer work calls. ”
Iron Fan Princess: "......"
Tang Sen and other listeners also sweated together: It's over, aren't we witnessing a family ethics tragedy?
Sure enough, it was a tragedy, Princess Iron Fan's expression instantly showed great anger, her appearance was very good, but her original face was a little fierce, but now she is angry, her face is even more fierce, she grabbed her mobile phone and roared loudly: "Wow, you damn husband, you really have a junior, you ...... You...... You asshole...... I'm going to leave you!"
"Cut, what's the fierce?" The man's wife on the other side also seemed to be furious: "You threaten me with divorce at every turn, who is afraid of whom? Both of us are biologically women, and there is no official institution in heaven and earth to accept the marriage of the two of us, so we have never been married, how can we divorce if we have never been married?
Iron Fan Princess: "......"
"Okay, don't you just have a little three? If you don't accept it, you have to accept it! A good man has the right to have three wives and four concubines. The man on the other side hung up the phone.
Princess Iron Fan held her phone blankly and froze.
Her maids didn't dare to speak, and Tang Sen and the other bystanders fell into the embarrassing situation of overhearing other people's housework, and it was inconvenient to speak, and the whole living room was quiet, and only the heavy gasps of the Iron Fan Princess could be heard.
"This ...... This ......" After a long while, Tang Sen stubbornly said: "Iron Fan Princess girl, you seem to be a little busy today, I won't bother, I'll come to you for help another day......"
He held a little Lori Sun Wukong in each of his left and right hands, and glanced at Zhu Bajie and Li Jing, telling everyone to quickly retreat and flash people, once this Nima family ethics film is played, it is easy for bystanders to be involved, it is very terrifying, it is difficult for Qing officials to cut off family affairs, and Tang Sen is not a Qing official, let alone it.
A group of people crossed their hands and feet, intending to slip away.
But I heard the princess of the iron fan slap on the table, and said angrily: "Damn stinky husband, dead husband, wow, you want to wrap up the three little ones, right? Dare to murder me? Old lady, I also want to go out to cover the little white face, I want to cheat, I want to learn badly, I want to drill other men's quilts, and then take a bed photo to kill you." ”
When she said this, her eyes suddenly turned to Tang Sen's body, and she shouted, "This sister, don't leave yet." ”
Townsend was all over the body, didn't you? Don't you? You stop me at this time, don't you......
Tang Sen was unfortunate enough to guess correctly, and the Iron Fan Princess floated forward, grabbed Tang Sen's shoulder, and said seriously: "You want me to help you cross the Flame Mountain, right?"
Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "Of course I want you to help me, but ...... I'm feeling a little bad right now and want to retreat strategically for the time being......"
"Don't retreat, just make it clear here. Princess Iron Fan crossed her hands on her hips and said: "If you want me to help you cross the Flaming Mountain, it's very simple, have an affair with me, I want you to be my little white face, let's also come to live a life of affection, and off my stinky husband." ”
Townsend screamed frantically in his heart, don't, don't!
He said with a sad face: "Why do you have to choose me? You see, my companion ......" He stretched out his hand and pointed at Zhu Bajie and said: "This guy should be better, she likes women very much, you choose her to have an affair, it is definitely better than choosing me." ”
Princess Iron Fan glanced at Eighth Sister Zhu, shook her head and said, "I don't like her type, her breasts are too big, she is too feminine, I hate this." What I like is a woman with a manly attitude, like you, who speaks like a man and behaves like a man, and this kind of woman meets my requirements. My stinky husband is this type, I love her so much, but she has an affair with me and raises a mistress, which is really angry with me! I say that I will have an affair once. ”
"It's not good, it's really not good. Townsend shook his head like a wavebreaker: "I don't like to do this kind of bad thing to tear apart other people's families." ”
"Don't be wordy, if you don't agree to have an affair with me, I won't help you cross the Flaming Mountain, you can weigh it yourself. Princess Iron Fan snorted.
Tang Sen was really bitter now, and he didn't know what to do with a black face.
He looked at the two fairies who led him up the mountain with a pleading gaze, the two fairies knew that he was a real man, and they should come out to help solve the siege at this time, but they didn't expect that the two fairies turned their heads in unison, obviously not daring to mix.
"Okay, don't act like you're going to the execution ground. Princess Iron Fan said: "I'm just acting in an affair with you, and I don't really want to have an affair with you, let's explain first, I only love my stinky husband, I don't love you, I'm just looking for you to act, why are you so nervous?"
"It's just acting, if it's not really anything, you can consider it. Tang Sen said: "It's really just acting, don't take the opportunity to eat my tofu." ”
"The ghost wants to eat your tofu, and he said that I love my stinky husband the most. Princess Iron Fan said solemnly: "You just accompany me to eat, go shopping or something, I use my mobile phone to take a photo and send it to the stinky old man to be angry with him, this kind of thing is not difficult, right? You refuse to help me with such a little favor, why should I help you cross the Flaming Mountain?"
Tang Sen thought about it carefully, this made sense, and she pretended to be affectionate to take a few photos and send them to her husband, this is really a trivial matter, if he doesn't even want to help others with this little thing, why should people help him put out the fire?
"Okay, let's help each other then. ”
"It's good to agree, without further ado, let's take a few photos and send them to my angry husband. Princess Iron Fan stood beside Townese, reached over, put a small soft hand on Townese's shoulder, as if intimate, and then took out a selfie stick and clicked a couple photo of her and Towndress.
Then, she sent the photo out at a fast speed, and also attached a paragraph to the back of the photo: "Stinky husband, you are a great junior? The old lady also wrapped a little white face, and sent a photo to you to see if you are angry." ”
Ten seconds passed after the photo was sent, and the reply to the text message came, and Princess Iron Fan said proudly: "Look, the stinky husband replied to the text message so quickly, he must be mad, hahahaha...... I'll see what he's angry about. ”
She clicked on the text message and looked at it, and there were only a few short sentences in it: "Cut, you want to be angry with me to the extent that you are just shoulder-to-shoulder?" You are looking for an actor to find a professional one, act more devotedly, you don't seem to be intimate at all." (To be continued.) )