Three, two, three, cute, aren't you afraid of being a good boat by a firewood knife?
Update at 8 p.m.
The two Sun Wukong actually had an amazing consistency in thinking, one of them wanted to stop the war to eat, and the other actually had the same idea, the two Sun Wukong inserted the golden hoop stick into their ears at the same time, and then their bodies flashed and appeared by the pot.
Tang Sen suddenly felt uncomfortable, one of them was a fake, a villain who wanted to take a picture of himself, and actually wanted to come and eat his instant noodles?
Tang Sen knocked on the edge of the pot with chopsticks unhappily: "Have you made a mistake? You want to come to dinner before you know the winner? Then don't I have to ask for a fake to eat?"
The two Sun Wukong said at the same time: "But you can't let you really be starved, right?"
"This ......" Tang Sen was speechless: "That's it, be disciplined when eating, don't fight, don't make secret calculations, otherwise I don't care if you are true or not, and you won't be fed." ”
The two Sun Wukong said in unison: "My old grandson is not this kind of person!"
Tang Sen stared at the two of them with curious eyes: "I said, even if one of them is fake, but your thinking is too synchronized, every time you speak, the two of them speak in unison, saying exactly the same lines, which is too weird." ”
The two Sun Wukong replied in unison: "This is the despicable spell of the six-eared macaque. ”
"Okay, I see, it's a despicable spell, right? Eat noodles eat noodles ......"
Two bowls of instant noodles were placed in front of Sun Wukong, and one of them, Sun Wukong, picked up the bowl and skillfully stuffed the noodles into his mouth, eating them with relish. Another Sun Wukong said: "This noodle is so fragrant, much more fragrant than the noodles I have eaten before, and there are no such fragrant noodles at the Queen Mother's peach banquet." ”
As soon as this sentence came out, the hands of Zhu Bajie and Li Jing were placed on the weapons at the same time. It is clear that this one is a fake. The real Sun Wukong doesn't know how many instant noodles he has eaten, and it is impossible for him to make such an exclamation, only fakes will ...... Huh, is this the first time you've eaten instant noodles?
Of course, Townsend also distinguished the truth from the fake at the same time, but. Tang Sen had another level of shock in his heart, he suddenly recalled that when he first met Sun Wukong at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, he ate a bowl of instant noodles for her, and the lines she said at the time were exactly the same, not a word changed: "This noodle is so fragrant, much more fragrant than the noodles I have eaten before." The Queen Mother's peach banquet did not have such fragrant noodles. ”
At that time, Tang Sen also complained in his heart: The noodles eaten 500 years ago are all handmade and do not contain any additives, that is a good thing, what kind of scum is this instant noodles full of preservatives?
(Note: If you forget, please go back and rewatch the sixth moe.) )
Townsend deliberately continued, "Do you want another bowl?"
"Yes, yes!" Sun Wukong nodded desperately, saliva flying.
Sure enough, this picture is exactly the same as when I first met Sun Wukong.
A strange feeling rose in Tang Sen's heart, this fake Sun Wukong was like the moment when the real Sun Wukong climbed out from under the Five Finger Mountain. It was like seeing this new world for the first time.
Seeing that Zhu Bajie and Li Jing were about to attack, Tang Sen made a look. He made a gesture to stop them from making a move...... He knew that these two people might not be able to restrain Sun Wukong, as long as one mistake made the fake Sun Wukong conjure up many clones, and he couldn't figure out who was who, so it was better to take advantage of the time when he was clearly distinguished. Ask a few questions and have a good conversation.
Tang Sen asked at the "Fake Sun Wukong", "Is Huaguo Mountain beautiful?"
"It's beautiful......" Tears suddenly flowed from the eyes of the fake Sun Wukong: "It's a pity...... When my grandson was defeated, Huaguo Mountain was burned down by Erlang God and burned to a scorched earth...... My grandson doesn't dare to go back at all now. ”
The eyes of all the girls condensed at the same time, this ...... Zhensun Wukong before returning to Huaguo Mountain. Something similar was said.
Tang Sen asked again, "What kind of woman does the golden cicada like?"
"Cut, are you testing me? Of course what Xiao Jin likes is the royal sister!" Sun Wukong snorted: "My old grandson is the sexiest and most charming royal sister in the world!"
Girls: "......"
You guy seems to be a little out of step with the times, what period of Sun Wukong have you become? According to the latest information, what Jin Chanzi likes is cute.
"Finish eating! Fake, let's fight again. True Sun Wukong stretched out his hand and pointed at the fake Sun Wukong, and sneered: "Although your transformation technique is very powerful, even my fiery eyes Jin Qing can't see your true body, but you have only changed shape, but you have not changed my old grandson's soul, hum, the few questions you answered just now are all messed up, and the bull's head is not the horse's mouth." ”
"Nonsense, what's wrong with my question?" said the fake Sun Wukong angrily.
Zhensun Wukong also said angrily: "Huaguo Mountain has long been restored to a verdant green, the woman Xiaojin likes is no longer the royal sister, but Meng, you fake don't know anything at all, and you are still talking nonsense here." ”
"What?" Fake Sun Wukong was shocked: "Xiao Jin likes Meng? What is Meng? Where can I buy it?"
"I'm dizzy!" next to Tang Sen, Zhu Bajie, Li Jing, Xiao Bailong, and even hugged the bear and fell to the ground together, although this fake Sun Wukong has been identified as a fake, but her way of thinking is really exactly the same as the real Sun Wukong, and she actually wants to buy cute......?
Tang Sen and the others all had a strange feeling in their hearts, this guy didn't seem to be a fake, but like a genuine product that couldn't keep up with the times, but this was too outrageous. Could it be that Sun Wukong came here through time and space hundreds of years ago, coexisting with Sun Wukong in this era? No, no, no, this is a time travel novel that I have read too much, so there will be no such thing in reality.
The two Sun Wukong flew into the air, drove the somersault cloud, waved the golden hoop stick, and once again fought inseparably.
Zhu Bajie and Li Jing picked up their weapons and wanted to go up to help, through what they said just now, they had already recognized which one was a fake, and now they are not afraid of helping the wrong person, but Tang Sen shook his head and stopped them: "Don't help first, as long as the fake Sun Wukong uses the doppelganger technique, you can only not know the truth and falsehood, and you can't help, I have a feeling that the fake is also the real thing...... It's weird, I think...... It's best to find someone with strong mana to help you find out the truth of your true feelings. ”
"Who are you looking for?" said Zhu Bajie curiously.
"Well, call Sister Guanyin!" Tang Sen said: "It's right to find Sister Guanyin when you encounter difficulties." Moreover, 500 years ago, Sister Guanyin was also on the side of Jin Chanzi, Sun Wukong was more friendly to her, not as hostile to other immortals, and she might be able to figure out a lot of problems. ”
Tang Sen dialed Guanyin's phone.
"Hey, you're calling again, you're so annoying. Sister Guanyin's voice was full of unhappiness: "I and the red boy are setting up a stall to sell some slippers and other small goods, when you make a lot of money, what are you going to ask me to do? Because of you, I have already had my part-time job many times in vain, I can't make money, I'm going to die poor, how can you compensate me? How are you responsible for me? If you do this again, I want you to support me for the rest of my life." ”
"I'll take care of you! I was cheated out by you to travel to the west, you should be responsible for me, not me. Tang Sen said: "Something strange happened to me here, someone turned into Sun Wukong's appearance to plot against me, but the real and false Sun Wukong is now fighting, these two Sun Wukong not only have the same appearance, but also have the same way of thinking, I want you to take a look, what is going on." ”
"Ahh She said, "You wait a while, I'll make a mask and come." ”
Townsen: "Hey, let's get rid of the mask or something." ”
"If a woman wants to go out to meet people, how can she do it without a mask?" Sister Guanyin snorted: "Don't worry, 20 minutes at most." ”
Townwend: "......"
20 minutes later, Sister Guanyin came in a hurry, this woman has not appeared in a serious way once, every time she does something Lotus Tai, white clothes fluttering and the like, Tang Sen looked at her face carefully, well, she really made a mask, white and delicate, and it looked smooth.
Although the female warriors believed in Allah and did not believe in Buddhism, the name of Sister Guanyin was still heard, just as Buddhist believers had heard of Jesus, and when they saw Sister Guanyin flying with their own eyes, they were really shocked, and none of them dared to speak, looking at this pagan god with awe.
Sister Guanyin pressed her head and said in a kind voice: "Nanhai Putuo saves the suffering and saves the ......"
"Stop!" Tang Sen quickly interrupted: "Stop talking nonsense and get to the point." ”
"Okay!" Sister Guanyin never pretended in front of Tang Sen, she lifted her white long skirt, sat on the lotus platform, and raised Erlang's legs: "I said Tang Sen, you are becoming more and more exaggerated, it is just a matter of opening a harem in Xiliang Women's Country, there is a shortage of women there, I don't understand that you will be hugged by the front and back there, but this has just left Xiliang Women's Country, and you can actually get more than forty female models to be a harem in this wasteland......? You're such a nobody. ”
Townsen: "These forty-three women are not models, they are female jihadist fighters in the country of Lisb, who were chased by government forces and fled to the wasteland. ”
"Oh, so, with a bad heart, you gave them a certain amount of help and captured their hearts, right?" Sister Guanyin said in a word: "Why are you like this?
"What does it mean to have a good ship with a firewood knife?" said a female jihadist warrior.
Another well-behaved female warrior said: "It's otaku!" It means being killed by a woman's jealousy. ”
"The house language is really broad and profound, how can I not associate love killing with a good firewood knife boat?" The previous female warrior was full of question marks.
The well-behaved female warrior in charge of explaining snorted: "The world of our house, you will never understand. ”
As soon as she said this, she suddenly saw Tang Sen turn his head and look at her with appreciative eyes: "Huh, you are an otaku? Wow, no wonder I always think you are super beautiful." (To be continued.) )