The mood of the third, two, fourth, and sister Guanyin
Updated at 8 a.m. β
Why did you talk about it and go in the direction of the otaku? Sister Guanyin almost wanted to lift the table.
Tang Sen also changed back to a serious expression and said to Sister Guanyin: "Hey, hey, don't buckle my hat indiscriminately, I don't have any mercy everywhere, I'm a very serious person, I never mess with girls, but I have a lot of good people cards." β
Sister Guanyin coughed lightly twice, reminding Tang Sen to hurry up and grasp the point, and then everyone changed the topic back to the normal direction. Looking up at the sky, the two Sun Wukong were still fighting in the sky, and Tang Sen pointed upward: "Sister Guanyin, which of these two Sun Wukong do you think is fake?"
Sister Guanyin nodded, concentrating and looking at it seriously. She is a famous Guanyin master, a profound Buddhist cultivation, in the big thunder sound temple there are few people to compare, even the Buddha has to be afraid of her three points, "wisdom" magic power is bound to have, ordinary demons and monsters have nowhere to hide under her "wisdom".
However, after Sister Guanyin looked at it seriously, she frowned: "Strange, I can't see any fakes, these two Sun Wukong are real." β
"Oh?" Tang Sen actually had a faint feeling in his heart, these two Sun Wukong seemed to be poured out of a mold, not only in terms of appearance, but also in their way of thinking, which could be said to be completely indistinguishable from Xuanyuan.
Sister Guanyin's words have already been heard by Sun Wukong in the sky, and one of them Sun Wukong said: "Oh, black-bellied girl, your eyesight is nothing more than that, my old grandson is the real thing, and the one opposite is a six-eared macaque, you can't see it? β
Unexpectedly, another Sun Wukong also said at the same time: "Black-bellied girl, your eyes are not as good as my old grandson's fiery eyes Jin Qing, this guy opposite me is clearly a six-eared macaque, why can't you tell the difference? But it's a straw bale. β
The two Sun Wukong complained about Guanyin together, which made Sister Guanyin smile bitterly: "These two guys are so polite to speak." Well, sit back and take your time, and you'll always see something for the first half of the day. β
Sister Guanyin didn't know where to conjure up a sand chair and a huge parasol. Placing the sand chair by the lake, she put on a parasol and leaned over it......
A beautiful woman in white clothes is lying on the edge of the lake, looking a little casual, much like a small urban white-collar worker on a vacation by the beautiful lake. She was lying on the chair, but her eyes were in the sky, watching the two Sun Wukong fighting and playing, and said too leisurely: "I am busy working every day, and today is a rare opportunity to rest." Stealing half a day's leisure...... Basking in the sun, blowing the lake breeze, and watching little Lori fight, it's so comfortable. β
Tang Sen said angrily: "Hey, can you be a little more serious about helping me do things?" That fake Sun Wukong wants to take nude photos of me and ruin my reputation, which is quite a tricky guy for me, can't you find her out carefully? and then find out the mastermind behind the scenes?"
"I've settled everything, what are you doing?" Sister Guanyin snorted: "You are not the little white face I raised. β
Townwend: "......"
"Then again. You don't have much of a reputation to speak of. Sister Guanyin grinned and said, "Among the men I know, you are the most lucky one." If one day a photo of a large group of women sleeping in your wine pond meat forest pops up on the Internet, I won't be surprised at all, hahahaha. β
"I'm not a peach blossom luck, it's a peach blossom disaster!" Tang Sen said with a bitter face: "Moreover, you guy is my catastrophe, how can I know such an unreliable woman as you?"
Sister Guanyin lay down for a while. watched Lori fight for a while, and it looked like the two Loli were also indistinguishable, so she became impatient and hummed, "Don't look at it." I don't see anything famous, there is a small lake in front of me, it is a good opportunity to swim in the lake, I want to swim......"
"Hey, what the hell are you doing here?" said Townsend Khan.
Sister Guanyin stretched out her hand to pull off the white costume long skirt, she was actually wearing a swimsuit inside, her swimsuit was still conservative, the white one-piece swim skirt, the exposure was very low, even the thighs were covered by the skirt, and basically there was nothing excessive. However, the swimsuit is close-fitting after all, which still highlights her delicate figure and elegant curves.
"Why are you looking at me with such strange eyes?" said Guanyin's sister.
"Well, I just didn't expect your swimsuit to be so conservative. Townsend spread his hands.
"What do you think I'll wear?" Sister Guanyin became interested.
"You have always given me the impression that you are very dark-bellied, and very informal, what kind of crossed legs, bearded truck drivers, and flirting with innocent little virgins...... So, I thought your swimsuit would be a bikini, a very revealing three-point style, and maybe your swim trunks would have a high slit. Tang Sen spread his hands and said: "Who knew that you would dress so conservatively, it is simply the way elementary school girls wear it." β
Sister Guanyin listened to Tang Sen's words, and her nose was crooked: "Damn, I admit Erlang's legs, I also recognize the bearded truck driver, I haven't done anything like flirting with innocent little virgins! Why am I so unbearable in your mind? I'm a very innocent girl......
"Less, is there an innocent girl like you who has lived for tens of thousands of years, her age is simply infinite, and she looks like a royal sister? Do you know what innocence means?"
"I'm angry!" Sister Guanyin waved her fist: "Innocence is pure feelings, how could I not know? You think I don't have a young crush......" At this point, Sister Guanyin suddenly realized that she had missed something, so she quickly stopped.
But it's too late!
Tang Sen was very interested in this topic, and said strangely: "Huh, you have also had a crush? Who? Tell me quickly, which unlucky guy is so sad that he is actually secretly in love with you...... It's a punishment game. β
Sister Guanyin looked at Tang Sen with complicated eyes, and said faintly: "It's a second product who doesn't understand the amorous feelings, don't mention him." β
"Wow, I actually scolded the man I once had a crush on as a second goods, and your love doesn't seem to be very deep. Tang Sen quipped: "Generally speaking, people who fall in love for the first time should be beautified to the extreme, and they are all sweet in recall, how can there be a second thing?"
Sister Guanyin's eyes suddenly faded away for a moment, and she seemed to glance at Sun Wukong in the sky, but immediately retracted it and said with a smile: "Some people have beautified him to the extreme, and when they talk about him, they seem to be the best in the world and underground...... But I'm not going to do that, I've been watching him silently, understanding him in the truest way, I don't like to be blinded by a glorified aura, but to like a real person...... He has a lot of advantages, but also a lot of shortcomings, and it can even be said that he has a tendon, very two, and this second-class strength eventually killed himself. β
Sister Guanyin smiled and said, "The way he died was very handsome!"
Perverted! I was happy to see him die, and I still think he was handsome?
Tang Sen felt cold in his body, Nima, this woman of yours is not only a black-bellied woman, but also a perverted woman.
Sister Guanyin turned around and looked at Tang Sen with meaningful eyes: "You must be thinking, I'm very perverted." β
"That's right, I'm thinking so! Since you took the initiative to find out, I'm not afraid to hit you. Townsend was blunt.
Sister Guanyin smiled: "It's okay, I feel perverted myself." Her voice became distant again: "I was very sad when he died, but I quickly saw it, anyway, he is reincarnated, and he will be more mature after being reborn...... In fact, he has become mature and sleek...... The point is that I am not afraid to wait, even if it is 500 years, 1000 years, 2000 years, I will always watch him silently. β
"Have you ever heard of a poem? I would like to be incarnated as a stone bridge, blown by the wind for 500 years, exposed to the sun for 500 years, and rained for 500 years, but I beg him to walk across the bridge...... Sister Guanyin smiled: "My cultivation has already reached this level." β
Tang Sen said angrily: "I have not only heard of this, but I also know more than you...... But begging her to walk across the bridge in a skirt that I could look up in. β
Sister Guanyin: "......"
Tang Sen smiled: "Okay, okay, don't be angry, I'll tease you, go swimming, don't talk to me here." β
Sister Guanyin jumped into the lake angrily, and she was gracefully backswimming in the water in a white swim dress, looking good-looking...... Tang Sen looked up at the two Loli in the sky, and then looked at Sister Guanyin in the lake, he still felt that it was more eye-catching to look at the lake, what was there to see in the sky Loli fighting?
He lay down on Guanyin's sister's sand chair and leisurely watched the beauty swim in the lake......
At dinner, the two Loli stopped fighting again, shouting together that they were hungry and wanted to eat.
So everyone sat down around the pot again, and Sister Guanyin changed her dry clothes and came to the pot, and a large group of people gathered around the bonfire, looking happy, and those who did not know must have thought that this was a liberal arts class of which university was having a picnic here, and why was it a liberal arts class? Because there were a large number of girls in the class, but there was only one boy! It was impossible for a science class to do this.
The instant noodles were cooked fragrantly in the cauldron, and Sister Guanyin actually took out a large package of grilled sausages and threw them into the pot, it is said that she used to work in the barbecue sausage shop a few days ago, so she bought a large bag back with the internal price......
"Grilled sausages should be roasted, what kind of trouble are you throwing into the pot to cook?"
"Occasionally, you have to change your approach. Sister Guanyin said with a smile: "Anyway, now the two Sun Wukong still haven't distinguished the real from the fake, tonight, the fake Sun Wukong may come out to make trouble again, I advise everyone to hurry up and go back to the tent to rest now, when it gets dark, you should keep your eyes open, be careful not to fall asleep, otherwise, you will be put into eighteen by the fake Sun Wukong in your sleep." (To be continued.) )
PS: Thank you for the super strong wind to reward 100, lazy supreme reward 20, & β oath β, thunderstorm, you don't have a chest to be fierce, no fish kiss the sky to reward 10