Twenty-first cute, you must be responsible

Because there are always people who are mad about smearing the father-in-law's temperament, so the father-in-law decided to conduct a reader survey, and in the middle of the first page of the book, there is a voting option to vote for the father-in-law's temperament, everyone vote well.

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Sun Wukong's body was trembling slightly, in fact, since she entered the town inhabited by humans, she had been forcibly suppressing her emotions, she was shocked when she saw the endless flow of cars on the street, and she was shocked when she saw the high-rise buildings standing up...... And these feelings were forcibly suppressed by her, but when she walked into the supermarket, the last straw that crushed the camel fell, and the emotions that had been suppressed finally burst out.

She slowly knelt on the ground: "500 years...... Humanity has become like this...... And my grandson doesn't know anything, nothing has changed, or that stupid woman who doesn't know anything but wielding a big stick, who will give me back my 500 years?"

Tang Sen patted her on the shoulder gently, and organized words of comfort in his mind, but found that no language could withstand the time of 500 years of solitary confinement, which was too long, in his opinion, the people of the Great Lei Yin Temple were not like bad people, such as Sister Guanyin, although she looked a little black-bellied, but she didn't do anything excessive. Why did the Buddha of Rulai 500 years ago suppress Sun Wukong? There may be some profound reason for this, which can only be left to be discovered slowly in the future.

He pointed to the shelf selling clothes in the corner of the supermarket and said with a smile: "Let's go, let's buy you a new dress...... The clothes you have on now are sewn with a sheet by me, which is unreliable, so let's go buy something that looks better. ”

Dragging the depressed Sun Wukong to the front of the clothes rack, the rows of dresses were hung neatly, and a saleswoman smiled: "What does Mr. want to buy?"

Tang Sen pointed at Sun Wukong: "Is there a dress that suits her?"

Looking at Sun Wukong, a little beauty who is less than one meter three, the smile on the face of the saleswoman paused: "Eh, this is an adult dress, if you want to buy children's clothes, please walk forward for another ten meters." ”

Townwend: "......"

Little White Dragon: "......"

Sun Wukong was furious: "My old grandson is already an adult. ”

Tang Sen Khan said: "Don't make trouble, even if you are an adult, you can only wear children's clothes." ”

"I don't do it, I don't do it! I don't wear children's clothes when I die. Sun Wukong began to roll all over the ground, this kind of rolling seemed to be coquettish, looking more like a child, Tang Sen said with a bitter face like her father: "Don't roll on the ground, it's not clean...... Hurry up ......"

"Don't get up...... and will not get up...... If you don't buy me clothes for adults, I'll never get up. Sun Wukong continued to roll all over the ground, and a few kind-hearted aunts next to him couldn't get used to it, and said to Tang Sen with a disgusted expression: "If your daughter wants to buy adult clothes, you can buy one, let such a cute Lori roll all over the ground, don't you feel distressed?

Tang Sen pointed to his face and said, "Hey, I'm only 20 years old, do I look like someone with such a big daughter?"

The aunts pointed at his face: "Nowadays, people can't guess the age by looking at the face, God knows if you are in your thirties, you have a facelift and plastic surgery, and you come to pretend to be a 20-year-old young man." ”

Townwend: "......"

The aunt of the Tang Kingdom crisscrossed the world, there was an aunt who organized a group to go to Milican to brush gold, and later there was an aunt who introduced square dancing to Europe, and the whole world trembled with fear when they heard the words "Aunt Datang", how could Tang Sen be the enemy?

The little white dragon began to tremble, it seems that she is trying very hard to hold back her laughter, everyone pays attention to smiling without showing her teeth, and she must not laugh loudly, that will insult the family style of the Dragon King of the West Sea, so she had to cover her mouth desperately, her whole body kept shaking, and her shoulders rose and fell.

Tang Sen said to Sun Wukong with a bitter face: "Okay, don't roll around, I'll buy you an adult dress, right?"

Sun Wukong was overjoyed, and a carp jumped up: "Oh, too, I want to buy the sexiest one, and I want to bring out the mature charm of my old grandson." ”

Tang Sen complained ruthlessly: "A tall man who is less than one meter and three meters, with a flat figure in the front and a flat back board, has a mature charm of a fart!

"Even if it's a sweet potato, it's the sexiest sweet potato. Sun Wukong snorted while pointing to the leopard print tight-fitting dress on the shelf and said, "I want this." ”

"Oh my God, leopard print?" Townsend's sweat: "This is too sexy, isn't it? not for you...... This thing has to be tall, straight and slender, with a full waist, and a woman with a convex and backward curve to wear it. ”

Sun Wukong snorted: "No matter, I want this anyway, if I don't buy it, I'll roll all over the ground again." ”

There is no reason to talk about this nameless woman, Tang Sen had to pay, fortunately, the clothes are not expensive, the supermarket is not a specialty store, the price of clothes here is relatively close to the people, and a hundred yuan will be in hand, Sun Wukong walked into the dressing room with a dress, and walked out after a while, and said with a bitter face: "I can't wear it...... Keep sliding down. ”

"I said it wasn't for you!" Townsend covered his face.

"You help me change it, aren't you very good at tailoring?" Sun Wukong threw the leopard print dress into Tang Sen's hand.

"Won't it become children's clothes again after the change?" Tang Sen complained loudly: "Then why do we have to buy adult clothes?"

The three of them went around the supermarket a few times, bought a lot of easy-to-carry food, condiments, added two sleeping bags and some daily necessities, and this bag became very big, Tang Sen couldn't carry it alone, Sun Wukong divided a big backpack and went over to carry it,

"The travel expenses are consumed so quickly!" Tang Sen said a little depressedly: "The expenses of one person have become the expenses of three people, and I don't know if the travel expenses given by my mother are enough to last until the western sky." ”

"That...... If you don't dislike it, the little woman has a pearl here, you can sell it for some money. The little white dragon girl took out a bead from her pocket.

Tang Sen pointed to the stall at the entrance of the supermarket: "Look there, mussel beads cost 20 yuan a ......."

Little White Dragon: "......"

"It seems that I have to work while traveling to the west, so that I can have enough money to last until the west. Tang Sen smiled: "This is also what I expected, I originally thought that I would not ask my mother for travel expenses, and travel around the world while working, which is not a big deal." ”

"What is a part-time job?" Sun Wukong said curiously: "If it is a job such as moving bricks and carrying stones, my old Sun can be good at it." ”

Tang Sen opened his laptop and opened a web page to show her, but unfortunately Sun Wukong couldn't understand the simplified Chinese characters, she could only know the traditional Chinese characters, and Xiao Bailong read it out to her: "The complete list of ways to make money online...... Writing novels, X-treasure swiping orders, writing gun drafts, and online game boosting ......"

Sun Wukong was sweating profusely: "Hey, what the hell are these? ”

Xiao Bailong said: "Many of these are lies, right?"

Tang Sen nodded: "There are a lot of deceptions, but there are also true, you have to rely on a pair of fiery eyes to distinguish ......" Before his words fell, Sun Wukong launched his fiery eyes, looked at the words seriously, and after reading them for a long time, he shook his head and said: "Fiery eyes are useless, I can't tell which ones are true and which ones are false." ”

Little White Dragon: "......"

Tang Sen complained: "Hey, the fiery eyes here are just adjectives!"

The three of them found a cheap little black hotel to stay overnight, and when Townsend opened the room with the two sisters, the front desk waiter's eyes were about to fall out, and it wasn't until Townsend said "open two rooms" that he took a breath. Townsend was very suspicious that if he deliberately said that he was late, he would hold back a mouthful of blood.

After staying in a small hotel for one night, Tang Seng charged all his mobile devices, and the spare batteries and mobile power banks were also fully charged, and he could be resurrected with full blood the next morning and embark on the journey again.

By the way, I can't forget to call my mother, Tang Sen dialed the phone, and my mother's familiar voice came from the other side: "Xiao Sensen, where are you running now? ”

"I said don't call me Xiao Sensen, I'm ashamed to die. Tang Sen Khan said: "I just left the emperor, just spend the night in the small town near the imperial capital, mom, you have to remember to eat on time, by the way, the person who reads the natural gas meter will come in a few days, you remember to pre-copy the numbers on the natural gas meter on the form posted outside the door...... Also, remember to pay the property management fee in the community, if you pay it late, the property management company will post the reminder notice on the door, and it will be very embarrassing to be seen by the neighbors. ”

My mother said angrily on the phone: "Got it, broken thoughts, are you my mother or am I your mother?" Xiao Sensen, don't talk about these useless things, tell my mother something nice...... Have you had any sexual encounters during your trip? If so, you must be responsible for making someone's belly bigger, don't learn from your unconscionable father......"

There was no reason to talk about this nameless mother, and Tang Sen quickly hung up the phone.