Chapter 192: Invincible Turtle and Simple Request
Zhuang Xiong's eyes followed Lao Tzu's fingers to look at the inconspicuous corner, but he couldn't help sweating, only to see that the little turtle had been holding a gourd unceremoniously, chewing the golden pill like a bean, crunching and chewing, and the little paws were still boring to dial the rest of the gourd, as if he was picking which one was better, but it was really difficult to make a choice.
Ziyu and Caibangzi couldn't help but look at each other, this junior brother, how can you say it? Tai Chi Pin? Too blessed? Too talented? Too shameless? It seems that it is not very appropriate to use any word.
Zhuang Xiong was also speechless, he cared about his own disciples, but it seemed that it was his own disciples who caused a lot of trouble to Lao Tzu. The people around me seem to be a little bit of the best.
Lao Tzu said to Zhuang Xiong helplessly: "I wanted to care about him at first, and I also wanted to preach to him, after all, I only have one disciple in Xuandu, and I am idle in peacetime, and it is okay to teach him if I have nothing to do, but he seems to be very unimpressed with my teaching, and the only thing that can arouse his interest here, it seems that the only thing that can arouse his interest is my little Jindan." ”
Zhuang Xiong glanced at Lao Tzu awkwardly, slightly apologetic.
Lao Tzu's face was expressionless, as if he didn't see it at all, as if he was complaining about his grievances, he continued: "Since that day, he has lived in my Danfang, and he will pick Jin Dan to eat if he has nothing to do, I have to say that your disciple's vision is still good, and he can always pick the best food first." ”
Zhuang Xiong smiled dryly: "This, Senior Brother Lao Tzu, in fact, you can put away all the pills, and then don't refine the pills for hundreds of years, or change places to alchemy, it's no problem, right?"
Lao Tzu said with a serious look: "Yes, I did this, your disciple is very genius, he found my herbal garden by himself, and collected medicine and alchemy by himself, but my herbal spiritual root could not be moved, and I couldn't afford to waste it like this, so I had to offer your disciple and raise it every alchemy." ”
Zhuang Xiong wanted to say something, but Lao Tzu interrupted him and continued: "Of course, I can also lock up your disciple, he is really unlikable with such a stuffy gourd surname, he hasn't spoken to us for hundreds of years, either eating Jindan or sleeping, it's just, seeing the attitude when you entered the door, I'm glad I didn't lock him up, it's okay to lose some pills, I don't want the Bajing Palace to be demolished by someone." ”
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but be even more embarrassed, and hurriedly gave Caibangzi and Ziyu a look, Ziyu understood, and hurriedly approached the little turtle gently, nodded lightly, shhh
Xiao Xuangui also knows Ziyu, but he is the person next to his master, and he is quite cooperative. was obediently accepted by Ziyu and did not make a sound.
How kind of cultivation is Lao Tzu? Even if a few people are careful, how can they not notice it? It's just that what do you want Lao Tzu to say at this time? Anyway, Lao Tzu was completely so angry by the actions of this master and apprentice that he was directly speechless, and even rolled his eyes a few times, and looked at Zhuang Xiong with strange eyes, as if to say: "Look at the virtue of your master and apprentice. Do you dare to be more shameless? Can you have a normal one?"
Zhuang Xiong was also a little embarrassed, and said: "Little Xuangui has really caused trouble to my senior brother here, I will definitely educate him well when I go back, and after he transforms, let him come and apologize to you." I'm afraid it won't work now, this, our master and apprentice haven't exchanged feelings well, and I'm afraid it won't work if I talk now. ”
Lao Tzu rolled his eyes and did not speak.
Naturally, Caibangzi is also full of black lines, how could the teacher and Ziyu not know that Lao Tzu could find out all this? Is this pretending to be stupid? Or is it pretending to be stupid? Who is doing such a flattering thing to show it? When he is a child?
Zhuang Xiong also knew that this fact was difficult to fool in the past, so he simply had the cheekiness to treat it as if it didn't exist, and directly handed the list in his hand to Lao Tzu, and said, "Senior brother, take a look at these people." Lao Tzu couldn't help but look full of doubts, and said, "Is there anything wrong with this? Do you think these people are people who will betray the West? Why are the spirit beads also on it?"
Zhuang Xiong said embarrassedly: "This, I forgot, I will go and tell Nuwa about the matter of Lingzhu myself, the other people have something to do with some of the little demons who have been making trouble in my Emei Mountain recently, as for the mastermind behind the scenes, I will trouble the senior brother to help ask, after all, these are the disciples of the Three Sects, and I am not good at interfering." ”
Lao Tzu couldn't help frowning and asked, "What's going on?" ”
Zhuang Xiong nodded, and said to Caibangzi: "Caibangzi, you found out about the matter with me, and you have heard Ziyu say it later, so you can tell your senior brother." ”
Only then did Lao Tzu realize that the vegetable gang had been transformed, and he couldn't help laughing: "The vegetable gang has also been transformed? Well, my cultivation has also improved, yes, among the younger disciples, I am most optimistic about you. ”
The vegetable helper said respectfully: "Thank you for your praise, I'll tell you what happened first......
Lao Tzu listened to Cai Bangzi's speech, and his face became ugly, Lao Tzu's wisdom is unquestionable, and he quickly found clues in Cai Bangzi's words and the list in his hand, where do you not know what Zhuang Xiong means, with Zhuang Xiong's mind, can this thing be hidden from him?
Lao Tzu didn't say how to deal with these disciples, but turned around and asked Zhuang Xiong, "I don't know how Senior Daowu is going to deal with this?"
Zhuang Xiong smiled and said, "Oh, isn't this matter handed over to Senior Brother to deal with? I'll just go to the West in a while and explain to Zhun Ti. ”
Lao Tzu couldn't help but be dumbfounded when he heard it, and only after a long time did he say: "Are you deliberately trying to spend time with Zhun Ti? Poor Zhun Ti, being bullied by you is bad enough, right?"
Zhuang Xiong said nonchalantly: "Where, after my careful analysis and judgment, the only one in the entire flood wilderness who dares to bully me so boldly is Zhun Ti, who do I not look for him to settle accounts with? Even if he can't get any benefits, he won't suffer a loss, so he should be disgusted by him." ”
Lao Tzu was speechless, Ziyu and Caibangzi could hear what Zhuang Xiong said so directly, and they couldn't help but have black lines on their heads.
Lao Tzu felt that he couldn't entangle with Zhuang Xiong on this topic anymore, so he decisively changed the topic and said: "Daowu, what do you think about the conflict between the primordial and the Tongtian Gate? I know that you have been paying attention to this matter, even if you don't know the news yet, but you must have guessed it, right?"
Zhuang Xiong frowned slightly, and said: "I don't know what the situation is in the world now, this kind of thing is not right at all, it may have a completely different result, and now I don't dare to say anything, when I come back from the West, I will go to the world by the way to take a turn and understand the situation, but don't worry, it's a big deal that I will mess around again, and I won't let things have too bad results." ”
Lao Tzu frowned slightly, and said with a smile: "I am relieved to have this sentence from my junior brother." ”
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but roll his eyes and said: "Don't count on me, if you continue to mess around, my reputation will be completely ruined, I don't have much reputation, and I will be slandered and propagated by your three sect disciples, if I continue like this a few times, I will really have no face to see people." ”
Lao Tzu couldn't help but suffocate his face, and said with a dry smile: "Senior brother doesn't need to worry about this matter, I'll go back and discuss it with Yuan and Tongtian, and I'll give my junior brother an explanation." ”
Zhuang Xiong nodded and said: "I still have to go to the West to explain, you can roughly understand the matter and educate it, by the way, I always feel that those who will do this kind of thing are not necessarily well-intentioned, maybe there will be a lot of people who are bewitched by the burning lamp, and there are rebellious disciples in the sect who should also be investigated as soon as possible, maybe it won't be long before they will find out." ”
Lao Tzu was also a little worried, nodded and said, "It's really time to find out these thieves." ”
Zhuang Xiong said casually: "Anyway, this matter has nothing to do with me, I am alone and weak, so I will not mix this matter, and it is my style to make trouble at the critical moment, you look at it, I will go to Nuwa first, this spirit bead is really a headache, how can there be a little guy who has no brains to such a point?"
Lao Tzu was speechless, rolled his eyes and didn't say anything, and watched Zhuang Xiong go out by himself, Cai Bangzi and Ziyu followed behind. Lao Tzu is also a little helpless, no matter where Zhuang Xiong goes, he is like his own family, going in and out at will, but what can Lao Tzu say? Even Zixiao Palace is like this, what do you want to ask him for?
Zhuang Xiong and the others arrived at the Wa Palace slowly, but Zhuang Xiong did not break in this time, after all, it was still necessary to leave a good impression on Nuwa's sister.
Nuwa came out in person, and when she saw Zhuang Xiong, she said with a cold face: "What's the matter with you?"
Zhuang Xiong smiled shyly: "Sister Nuwa, can't I come to see you if it's okay?"
Nuwa said with disdainful disdain: "Just you, will you come to me if you have nothing to do?
Zhuang Xiong sweated violently, how could he hear the smell of resentment again? Could it be that he has been hallucinating recently? Zhuang Xiong dare to think of any beautiful things, the current Nuwa is different from the past, Zhuang Xiong didn't dare to joke, and hurriedly asked Ziyu to tell the matter again, and said: "After all, this spirit bead is my sister's child, so I think this matter should be handled by Sister Nuwa herself." ”
Nuwa frowned, and couldn't help snorting coldly: "This inferior person with a pig's brain, but he still thinks he is smart, and he doesn't even know what his identity is, and before he finds his position, he knows that he is causing trouble for me outside, and he doesn't know that he is being used, so he knows that he is embarrassed for me." ”
Caibangzi couldn't help but sweat heavily, saying, this head pig brain, the Caibangzi is very innocent.
Nuwa scolded a few words, but turned around and said disdainfully: "In this way, I am not wrong, you still found me because of something? ”
Zhuang Xiong was provoked by Nuwa, and he was about to say cruel words on the spot, but when he saw that Ziyu and Caibangzi were still following behind him, he had to go back.
Nuwa also seemed to have just discovered Ziyu and Caibangzi, so she couldn't help but blush, smiled slightly, and said, "Senior Brother Daowu, it's rare to come to the Wa Palace once, don't you go in and sit?"
Zhuang Xiong was also a little embarrassed, and said: "I won't sit down this time, there are some other things, if I have time another day, I will definitely come to disturb Sister Nuwa." ”
After Zhuang Xiong finished speaking, he didn't know what was in his heart, and he didn't care what Nuwa's face was, so he fled with Ziyu and Caibangzi. Nuwa couldn't help but roll her eyes and curse a few times, but she sighed melancholy. Stupidly looking at the direction of Zhuang Xiong's departure, I don't know what I was thinking.
The long-lost old man's cloud once again slowly floated in the sky above the desolation, and Zhuang Xiong took Ziyu and Caibangzi to float towards the west. Seeing that the earlier road sign Buzhou Mountain was now only half cut away, Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but sigh slightly, as if he was a little melancholy. I don't know, who took that half of the mountain, and is it still primitive this time? Is it still refined into a heaven-turning seal? Or will it go into the hands of Guangchengzi? The history of the past has been made unrecognizable by himself.
Zhuang Xiong took a sip of wine, shook his head and dissipated his worries, and suddenly said: "Anyway, your lord and I don't have a mount anymore, you are a mount, a mount that has just stepped down, but you have to think about it, especially Ziyu, I remember when I was looking for a vegetable gang, you told me that he is just a temporary generation, and you will still help me find another mount." It's up to you. ”
Ziyu was unconvinced and said: "Master, back then, because I was transformed, I came to find the mount, and now it is because of the transformation of the Caibangzi junior brother, you don't have the mount, of course, it should be found by the Caibangzi junior brother, you can't be bullied by one person." ”
Zhuang Xiong nodded and said, "What you said also makes sense. Then this matter will be handled by you, your lord and I are now a big and small person, how can we not have a decent mount?"
Whether it is in terms of cultivation or seniority, Zhuang Xiong and Ziyu are higher than Caibangzi, and Caibangzi has no choice but to respond, and asks, "I don't know if the master has any specific requirements?"
Zhuang Xiong thought for a while and said: "There are two and there can't be three, I have already changed two mounts, but this time I can't change them again, so I have to find a lifelong mount." It's just that, you know that your lord and I are soft-hearted, and it is impossible to always make people not transform, and it is impossible to use a creature that has been transformed as a mount, so you will know the general requirements. ”
Cai Bangzi smiled dryly: "Master, ordinary ones must not work, right? Either you will be embarrassed, or there will be no need to exist, if you have no cultivation, it will not work, and when the time comes, you will have to change your mount again." ”
Zhuang Xiong nodded and said: "Sure enough, you still have a good mind, that's right, so my requirements are also very simple, look good, cultivate well, and never transform into a shape." It's not that he doesn't take shape, it's that he can't be shaped. ”
Caibangzi and Ziyu glanced at each other, and couldn't help but look at each other, always feeling that Zhuang Xiong was really entertaining the two of them, but even if it was a pastime, the two of them had to think about it carefully. Moreover, with the mind of the vegetable gang, he faintly felt that this matter was not really unsolvable, as long as he thought about it carefully, there would always be an answer.
(To be continued)