Chapter 193: The Essence of the Turtle
After a while, he heard Caibangzi say: "Listening to what the master said, there are really a few suitable mounts in this world." It depends on whether the master is willing to accept it, whether he can accept it, anyway, there is no way to accept the strength of a few of us. ”
Zhuang Xiong was also interested, and said in surprise: "Huh? ”
Cai Bangzi's face was full of black lines, didn't Zhuang Xiong's words clearly indicate that he was indeed entertaining the two of them just now, but Cai Bangzi didn't dare to ask anything, so he had to say: "If the world can meet the identity of the lord and the conditions of the lord, the first number of the four holy beasts born from the four phases of heaven and earth should be counted." ”
Zhuang Xiong nodded, and said thoughtfully: "I don't know what the current four phases are, we naturally can't move in the east, it's not interesting to move in the north, the south wants to give Kong Xuan face, and the west should be fine, right? Could it be that this is the mount that Heavenly Dao prepared for me long ago when I needed it?"
Ziyu and Caibangzi couldn't help but look at each other, didn't this old man really think about it? Why is it the West again? Why is it always the West that is unlucky? Does the old man really have such a big enmity with the West? When looking for something, he always thinks of going to the West to get it, and when he is looking for trouble, he always goes to the West to find it. How can the poor and sad West be targeted by the grudge-holding lord?
Ziyu thought about it for a while, and felt that it was better to change the topic, so she released the little Xuangui and said, "Master, the little junior brother has a name? You haven't passed on the Tao of the little junior brother, right? Why don't you take advantage of the time on the road and talk a little more?"
Cai Bangzi also nodded secretly beside him, let Zhuang Xiong preach to the little turtle, don't always think of strange things, don't say inexplicable things, or make it difficult for them to be disciples, so that everyone can be quiet and comfortable. Senior Sister Ziyu really deserves to be a senior sister, or Senior Sister knows the teacher better.
Zhuang Xiong was really attracted to attention, looked at the little Xuangui and said in surprise: "Huh, sure enough, I'm still unqualified as a master, I didn't even give you a Dao number, nor did I pass on any Taoism to you, but I haven't transformed until today." Okay, I'll make it all up for you today. ”
The little turtle woke up in a daze, and suddenly saw Zhuang Xiong, and couldn't help but be overjoyed, and shouted, "Master, are you coming to me?"
Zhuang Xiong nodded and said with a smile: "Little Xuan Turtle, what kind of name do you want?"
Xiao Xuangui didn't seem to care much about this problem, and said: "It's good for the teacher to decide this kind of thing, but every time I eat my master's golden pill, I will listen to his mouth, the master has more spiritual root and strange fruits in his hand than anyone else, why do I always not eat my master's? Now that I have seen my master, where are all your spiritual root and strange fruits, master? Take it out and show me, is it really delicious?"
Zhuang Xiong, Ziyu and Caibangzi couldn't help but have black lines on their faces, but Zhuang Xiong's thoughts flew instantly, and suddenly a sentence popped out of his mind: "It's not a family, don't enter a family." ”
When I didn't find a little Xuan Turtle earlier, even if I felt it slightly, I didn't think about it, but now it suddenly surrounds my mind, lingering, that Kong Xuan, just like Zhuang Xiong's violent side, Ziyu, is the serious and conservative side, and Cai Bangzi inherited his own thinking, Xiao Xuan Turtle, Ya, this thing is a foodie.
Zhuang Xiong instantly saw through the essence of the little turtle, although he was a foodie, but he would go to find the spiritual root and strange fruit, but this little turtle only knew that eating ready-made, it was already better than the blue, whether it was Lao Tzu's golden pill or his own spiritual fruit, this product should be eaten up, it was unceremonious.
Zhuang Xiong instantly recognized the essence of the little turtle, foodie, tide stalls, clothes to reach out for food to open his mouth and other labels instantly flashed in his mind, and pasted on the little turtle, this goods not only has his own master cover, he himself has great merits, and the way of heaven will also be covered, Mr. Hongjun once personally refined the magic weapon for him, and also cared about his whereabouts, so he will also cover him, so how many people dare to provoke him under the great magic power of the heavenly way?
Zhuang Xiong's eyes seem to have emerged a scene, the confused natural stupid little turtle, rampant in the wilderness, eating all over the Quartet, there are great merits to protect the body, there are countless people covered, everyone dares to be angry and dare not speak, can only let him blackmail over and over again, and the worst of them, naturally Lao Tzu's Jindan big family and his own big spiritual fruit family, Zhuang Xiong instantly made a wise decision, and when he finished preaching the little Xuan Turtle Dao, he would still put him in Wuzhuang Temple or Heavenly Court.
Heavenly Court has countless peaches, spiritual roots, exotic fruits, exotic flowers and plants, elixir and jade liquid, delicacies, with the relationship between Haotian and Hongjun and himself, and the relationship between Xiaoxuangui and Hongjun and himself, it doesn't hurt to think about it, as for Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruit, he doesn't have time to spoil it, so let his disciples inherit their own traditions. After so many years, Zhen Yuanzi should have saved up a lot of inventory, right?
Zhuang Xiong thought about it, and suddenly looked at the little turtle and said, "In the future, you will be called lazy." ”
The little Xuangui seemed to be a little dazed, and it took a while to react, and said: "Teacher, although I don't care much about the name, but I am the Xuangui and not a sheep, why did you give me such a Taoist name? I don't want such a strange name, I heard that there is a teacher in the wilderness who gave his disciple an irresponsible name called Caibangzi?"
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but glance at Caibangzi, and said with some embarrassment: "This, Caibangzi doesn't seem to be wrong with this Dao name, right?"
Xiao Xuangui said: "Although no one said anything on the surface, everyone was laughing behind their backs, and I don't know which teacher gave such an irresponsible name to the disciple." I want to laugh when I hear it, so I don't want such a strange name, and the teacher will give me a normal name, okay? Even if it's ordinary, it doesn't matter. ”
Cai Bangzi's expression became even more resentful, and Zhuang Xiong, who was watching it, couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable, thought about it, and said, "Or are you called a gluttonous turtle?"
Xiao Xuangui couldn't help but look at Zhuang Xiong with tears in his eyes and said: "I know, teacher, you think I'm lazy, don't you?" Although I don't know what the name means just now, but it always has a lazy word, this time it's just called gluttony, how can I not know, taotao is a son of Zulong, you know how to eat, teacher, do you dislike me?"
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help rolling his eyes and said with a smile: "What's the matter, how can the teacher dislike you? It's a good thing to be able to eat, back then, your teacher and I were also people who love to eat, if you don't like this name, let's just change it again." By the way, we still have a rule in Mount Emei, you can tell me first, how do you divide men and women into men? Are you male or female?"
The little turtle asked strangely, "Teacher, does this also have anything to do with the road number?"
Zhuang Xiong said: "Why doesn't it matter, heaven and earth are divided into yin and yang, people are divided into men and women, and the names and road numbers are also different, I don't know if you are male or female, how can I give you a suitable road number?"
Xiao Xuangui nodded blankly, and said with an "oh" voice: "Teacher, I'm a girl." ”
Zhuang Xiong rolled his eyes and said in his heart: "I'm afraid of this, girls should also take care of some of the lessons of Shenma, it seems that her problem is really difficult to change." That's it, I, Zhuang Xiong, have also been in the flood wilderness for so many years, can't I even protect a disciple? With my reputation and status, it's normal for me to have a few tide stalls under my door, right?"
Zhuang Xiong thought about it, but he still didn't have a clue, so he simply said: "Prince, Xuan Turtle, you will be called Tai Xuan in the future, or, do you prefer the name Zi Xuan?"
Ziyu and Caibangzi glanced at each other, and couldn't help dripping a drop of cold sweat, and the black line on his head loomed, but Xiao Xuangui felt that the name was much more normal, and said happily: "Okay, then I will be called Taixuan in the future, Zigui should still leave it to the good corpse, the teacher is so good, even the name of my good corpse has helped me think about it, which is much more reliable than the one who named the disciple Caibangzi." ”
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but have black lines on his face, and Caibangzi said to Xiao Xuangui embarrassedly: "That, Senior Sister Taixuan, Senior Brother is Caibangzi, congratulations to Senior Sister for officially starting today." ”
The little Xuan Turtle Taixuan couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, looked at the vegetable gang blankly, and then looked at Zhuang Xiong who was full of black lines on his face, and couldn't help but be stunned, and it took a long time to react, and his head drooped down with a pop.
The atmosphere couldn't help but be a little embarrassed for a while, Ziyu hurriedly said: "Senior Sister Taixuan, I am your senior sister Ziyu, you can find me if you have anything in the future, there are not many disciples under the master, in addition to a few of us, there is also a Senior Sister Kong Xuan, who is also your senior sister, you should have seen it last time, and now you are doing things outside." When he comes back, let's have a good exchange, and now let's let the teacher teach you the Fa first. ”
Zhuang Xiong hurriedly said: "Yes, Taixuan, you have been delayed for hundreds of years, and it is time to preach your Taoism. ”
Xiao Xuangui nodded and said: "I know, I sometimes listen to Uncle Lao Tzu's preaching, but I just don't speak, but I always feel that Uncle Lao Tzu's preaching is not as good as the teacher's, it seems that the teacher's Tao is more suitable for me, however, the Tao of Uncle Tongtian is not bad, I listen to it very feeling." ”
Zhuang Xiong nodded and said, "That's fine, you have a foundation, and it's easier for me to tell you, but next time, remember that Lao Tzu and the original are called uncles, and they are called uncles." ”
Tai Xuan said blankly: "Why, teacher, I heard that the three masters and uncles are transformed together, why do you want to call the master uncle in the sky?"
Zhuang Xiong rolled his eyes and said, "You don't need to ask about this, just remember it." Now start meditating, I'm going to preach. ”
Although the little turtle still had some questions, he didn't continue with interest.
Ziyu and Caibangzi took over the control of Lao Ye Yun, and slowly drifted Lao Ye Yun to the west, I don't know if the western guide Zhun Ti and the mount that is about to be a white tiger are ready? Zhuang Xiong doesn't seem to be a person who likes to respect the wishes of others. Especially for the West!
(To be continued)