Fourth, forty-one, cute, I never had a sense of existence

Update at 8 p.m.

An hour later, Tang Sen returned to the hall with a sad face, Sun Wukong and they were eating in the hall, today's dinner was very rich, all kinds of big fish and meat were set on a table, and there were many other townspeople in the hall who were also eating, these townspeople had not eaten meat for a long time, and now the dishes they ordered were all meat dishes, and a table was full, and everyone was very happy.

Tang Sen was very unhappy, he felt that he had been insulted just now! Yes, the person who was insulted must have been himself.

Xiao Er's whole body was washed fragrantly again, and he also put on the Taoist robe that had just been washed and dried, his face was full of redness, and he patted the table and said to everyone: "Hahaha, the medicinal materials I picked back from the Seven Peerless Mountains have been successfully refined into a new medicine, and I am so happy that I have just succeeded in refining." And while refining medicine, I also completed the two super difficult tasks of bathing and washing clothes, which is really a triple win, this is the happiest time in my life, there is no one. ”

The girls sweated profusely, so they didn't complain about the problem of bathing and washing clothes, and grabbed the key point and asked, "What kind of new medicine are you refining, and what is the effect?"

Xiao Er snorted: "Magic medicine: I can't smell the stinky pill!"

Everyone Khan: "What kind of broken name is this?"

Xiao Er said: "Have you heard of it? Where snakes are infested, there must be a medicine to cure snake venom, which is called the mutual growth and restraint of all things." ”

"I've heard of that. Everyone nodded in unison.

Xiao Er said: "According to this principle, of course, there are medicinal materials that can deodorize on the stinky mountain, so I picked those herbs and refined them into this magical medicine, which is called 'can't smell the smelly pill', and if you eat a pill, you won't be able to smell the smell for several hours." ”

Everyone sweated profusely: "This medicine only has the effect of not smelling the smell, and there is no other use?"

Xiao Ear said: "No!"

"I'll wipe it!" Everyone fell to the ground: "This meow dare to call it a miracle medicine? ”

Xiaoer said with a serious face: "This is what you are wrong, and there must be a reason for existence." This kind of can't smell the smell pill is actually very useful, let me give you an example, every time you go to the toilet to relieve your stool, do you feel very smelly? Squatting in the pit can't help but cover your nose, or hold your breath, right?"

Speaking of which. She paused and said proudly: "After eating this 'can't smell the stinky pill', you can squat in the pit generously, and you don't have to worry about your stinking yourself at all." ”

Everyone: "......"

Tang Sen was speechless: This should be rated as the most useless medicine in 2016. 1. Not should, but definitely. I was humiliated by her in the bathroom just because she could make such a thing...... Woo...... And I'm a man, and no one will sympathize with me if I talk about what happened in the bathroom, but I will feel that I am the one who takes advantage, but I obviously suffered.

Xiaoer placed a bottle of "can't smell the stinky pill" on the table. He smiled: "Who wants to squat in the pit? Hurry up and take a pill to eat, and then go to the squatting pit to ensure that you will not be stinky at all." ”

"The ghost is going to squat!" Everyone was sweating, Li Jing slapped on the table, the medicine bottle shook, and almost overturned, Xiaoer quickly held the medicine bottle: "Hey, don't waste it if you don't eat it." It's something I've worked so. ”

At the moment when the medicine bottle almost toppled over, a pill quietly fell out. It fell on the table and no one noticed.

She had been sitting at the table all the time, but no one noticed that she was feeling a little poopy and wanted to go to the toilet. When I saw that "I can't smell the stinky pill" just fell in front of me, I couldn't help but think: "It's really uncomfortable to go to the toilet and smell the stink all the time, so just take one of this medicine and go again." ”

Sha Wujing picked up the pill, threw it into her mouth, and then walked to the toilet.

Really. The original smell in the toilet was completely gone, and the smell that Sha Wujing emitted when she squatted in the pit was gone, she couldn't help but hum: "Actually, this medicine is also effective, it's very useful." ”

She walked out of the toilet, returned to the hall, and when she walked to the door, a clerk was walking in front of her with a plate of dishes.

Sha Wujing couldn't help but be surprised: "Huh, it's impossible, this must be a coincidence." ”

Sha Wujing continued to walk forward, and came to the corner of the corridor, and a child suddenly jumped out of the corner, the child ran fast, and hit Sha Wujing headlong.

She sighed: Sure enough, others still can't see me, didn't this just bump into?

Unexpectedly, the child actually saluted her and said, "Big sister, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit you." ”

"Nani?" Sha Wujing was shocked: "Little friend, can you see me?"

"Yes, such a big sister, of course I can see it, and I'm not short-sighted. The child said.

Sha Wujing was at a loss for a while, this is impossible, this is absolutely impossible, it must be that children have superpowers, and they can't be regarded as general standards.

As she walked down the hall, a fellow greeted, "Do you have a reservation, this guest?"

Sha Wujing said, "Me?"

The guy said, "Yes, that's you, do you have a reservation?"

Sha Wujing looked dazed: "I already have a seat, I'm here with my friends." ”

Back at Tang Sen's table, Sister Zhu actually greeted her: "Yo, isn't this Sha Wujing? ”

Li Jing also greeted her: "Ha, Sha Wujing, why did you run out today?"

Tang Sen Khan: "Huh, Sha Wujing, you look so clear today, you can see you without a mobile phone, what happened?"

The little white dragon girl also said: "Sister Sha Wujing, I don't usually notice that your hairstyle is very good-looking." ”

Sha Wujing: "......"

No, no, no, it can't be, it must be a dream, meow, what happened? Why can everyone see me and say hello to me? I rub, I must be dreaming, yes, I fell asleep and didn't wake up, I must be dreaming now. I'm going to have to give myself a stick and wake myself up.

Sha Wujing took out the wand from her arms, and slammed it on her head, knocking herself unconscious, and now she was really dreaming.

Tang Sen Khan: "What is this guy doing? I finally have a sense of existence, why do you want to knock yourself out?"

The girls shook their heads together: "I don't know, why does this guy suddenly have a sense of existence?"

Tang Sen spread his hands: "Maybe she ate something unclean, anyway, I'll send her back to the room first...... No, she doesn't seem to have a room, and we forgot about her when we opened the room. ”

The girls sweated: "Then she followed us all the way, where did she sleep when we opened the hotel room?"

Everyone doesn't know that every time she opens a room, she forgets to open a room for Sha Wujing, so she always finds a random person to sleep in a room, occasionally sleeps on the sofa in Tang Sen's room, occasionally sleeps on the sofa in Sun Wukong's room, if there is no sofa in the room of that hotel, she will sleep on the floor, or under the bed, in short...... It's been a miserable journey.

Tang Sen called Li Fatzi and arranged a new room, then picked up Sha Wujing and took her back to the room.

This is the first time that you can see this girl clearly without the help of a mobile phone, to be honest, if you look at it like this, she is full of beauty, much better than looking at it with a mobile phone, and the touch has also become very clear, Tang Sen carried her into the room and placed her horizontally on the bed, Sha Wujing's body just touched the bed, so she rolled and muttered: "Wow, it's a bed, I haven't slept in bed for a long time...... I was dreaming. Her voice also became so clear that it could be heard without the help of electronic instruments.

"Poor girl, now you finally have a sense of existence, congratulations. Townsend said to her: "After you get up tomorrow, everyone will get to know you again, and I hope you will live a happy life." ”

Tang Sen covered her with a quilt, closed the door, and returned to the hall, all the girls were waiting for him, and when he came back, he couldn't help but ask: "Oh, it's so strange that Sha Wujing can appear in front of us clearly, it's amazing." ”

Sun Wukong said: "It must be some mysterious power of heaven and earth." ”

Li Jing shook her head: "I think it's the eighteenth change of the female university, and she has finally reached maturity." ”

Xiao Bailong said softly: "Could it be that she is in love? It is said that when a woman is in love, she will change." ”

The little red snake actually interjected, "Who is she? Why didn't I see her yesterday?"

Tang Sen Khan said: "Well, now that she has fainted, it is useless for us to discuss, only when she wakes up tomorrow, we ask her what she has done, in order to know why she has become presence, everyone go wash and sleep, and come back tomorrow at dawn to find out." ”

Early the next morning, everyone got up and remembered that yesterday they seemed to have discussed what they were going to do, and who were they going to ask questions?

Huh, who is it?

Townsend always felt that he had forgotten something, but he couldn't think of it.

Walking through the corridor, I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have opened an extra room yesterday, huh? Who is the room for? Why can't I remember? I ran to ask Li Fatzi, but unfortunately Li Fatzi couldn't remember it at all.

Everyone got together and discussed for a while, and finally came to a conclusion: "Yesterday we seemed to have agreed that we would leave this town today and continue westward, well, this is what we discussed yesterday." ”

So, Tang Sen turned over on the Little White Dragon bicycle, and the girls followed behind, heading towards the west together.

Sha Wujing followed behind honestly as usual, without any sense of existence, she looked at the group who had forgotten herself, sighed and said: "Alas, yesterday's events were really dreams, I have never had a sense of existence, no!" (To be continued.) )